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Yo Momma jokes (Star Trek version)

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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so ugly the viewscreen malfunctioned the moment someone activated it.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    bump...bump...bump...
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your mother's so fat, she dwarfs a Galaxy-class starship.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so ugly she was deemed classified information by Section 31.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so fat, ugly, stupid, hairy and old that the Undine tried to use her as a weapon against the Borg. "Unperfect, unperfect!"
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your mommas so fat, the Iconians built a gateway just to get her out of bed.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo Mama's so fat....one day she cut one and Romulus got destroyed........
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your momma's so ugly, even Riker won't do her.

    Your momma's so fat, Starfleet though about using her to plug the Bajoran Wormhole during the Dominion War!

    Booya_Canuck :)
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    These are too funny, i love trawling the forums and reading things like this.

    Your Momma's so dumb she got hit by a docked starship
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your mumma's so fat not even Wesley will touch her.
    Your mumma's so stupid she makes Romulans look logical
    Your Mumma's so fake even Vreenak can't speak of her
    Your Mumma's fails so much she makes Wesley look successful
    Your Mumma's so annoying even Vulcans can't hide their anger
    Your Mumma's so dumb she got stranded in the Delta Quadra..... Wait that's Janeway
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo mama so old her tricorder is a Sony Watchman.

    Yo mama so ugly a Medusan lent her his box.

    Yo mama so dumb when she was asked to use GORN in a sentence she said: I GORN to the store.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the replicator, power has to be diverted from life support
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so fat, the Enterprise crew went back in time to get her to talk to the Whale probe.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your biological creator is so fat she has her own spatial grid reference.

    Your biological creator is so promiscuous that the collective sent the cube she was station on into a blackhole to sterilize it.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo mamma is so fat that she can contain a warp core breach with her %$#$@.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your mommas so fat, they created the epsilon, zeta, eta, theta, iota, kappa, and lamda quadrants just for her.

    Your mommas so fat, the Borg got lazy and dubbed her Species Pi for shorthand.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma's so fat she IS the Kahless expanse.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your mommas so fat, everytime she logs in, Cryptic had to buy more servers.

    Your mommas so fat, she needs atleast 12 accounts to log in 1 character.

    Your mommas so fat, the Borg gave her permission to use I instead of we.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so fat, when she logs in, her chins complain about the game.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your momma's so ugly, no shapeshifter anywhere would ever EVER take her form.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your momma so fat she needed not just Star Trek, but also Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica, Dr Who, Quantum Leap, Alien Nation, Robotech, and Red Dwarf canons combined to encompass her character.


    Your mommas so ugly, every guy in the galaxy wore a red shirt.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    you moma so ugly the Frangi ask her to put her cloths back on
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your momma's arm pits are so hairy, it looks like she's gotta tribble in a headlock.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo one-legged mama's such a drunk, she walks around on a keg leg full of bloodwine.

    Yo mama so big, even the Crystalline Entity went "Dayamn!"

    Yo mama so ugly, she made Armus at Vargas II faint

    Yo mama so ugly, she asked Q Continuum to fix her face, and Q was like, "We can't do miracles!"
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so fat she left stretchmarks on the transporter.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma's teeth so gapped she picks them with a batleth
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so fat, that when she ran down the street , she made Darmok shout, "SHAKA!!!!! When the walls fell!"
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so fat, what took the Genesis project several hours...yo momma did in one TRIBBLE.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so stank the United Federation of Planets declared her smell a chemical weapon.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo' momma so fat she was the stunt double for a shuttlecraft.
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