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Yo Momma jokes (Star Trek version)

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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Weee weeeeeee! Flat jokes, onscreen!

    Yo momma 's so ugly, Geordi LaForge gave his visor away.
    Yo momma 's so ugly, Data laughs his head off - WITHOUT his emotion chip...... :(
    Yo mamma 's so freakin' ugly that Troy can't find her inner beauty.

    Yo ***** 's soooooo ugly, that the ferengi changed their previous 'rule 34' to WAR IS FREAKIN GOOD FOR BUSINESS.
    Yo ***** so hairy, everybod thinks she's Riker.
    Yo momma so ugly, not even Odo could mimic!

    Yo momma so ugly, Sisko would want to throw his baseball in her freaking face.
    Yo momma so ugly, not even Rom would have a clue to fix her ugliness.

    YO MOMMA SO DUMB, SHE THINKS JAFFA JOKES ARE FROM STAR TREK.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I will now bump this thread because there has not been much activity recently.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so fat, a dying civilization used her as a dyson sphere.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so fat a Changeling nearly killed himself trying to morph and imitate her.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    JonathanMax wrote:
    As the title says, I want you to come up with a Yo Momma joke using Star Trek terminology. I will start first.

    Yo Momma is so fat you would need 20 starships to lock on to her signal.

    um your statemtn is utterly foolish........the larger bigger somthing is the bigger to signal to start with 20 starships means she would be tiny tiny
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    One of the points in making a Yo Momma joke is to throw all laws of physics out the window. Or airlock in this case. And make a Yo Momma joke next time. We have to make this thread Epic.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    yo mommas so fat her belt size is Delta Quadrant.

    yo mommas so far she sat on the Hromi Cluster and it Rained Skittles (idk about this one lol)
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    wow this thread is getting buried fast. bump.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo Momma so stupid, she thinks the Intrepid Class is a Dodge!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma's so fat the Probe thought she was a humpback whale.

    You momma's so fat that V'Ger went, " DAMN! THAT'S A HUGE *****!"
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so stupid she thought that The Q was an ointment.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Another V'Ger one:

    Yo momma's so fat she can't be absorbed into V'Ger's database.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so ugly even the Hirogen wouldn't use her for sport.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    JonathanMax wrote:
    One of the points in making a Yo Momma joke is to throw all laws of physics out the window. Or airlock in this case. And make a Yo Momma joke next time. We have to make this thread Epic.

    all i see is another worhtless thread that has no reason to be on the sto forums
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Tolliver wrote:
    all i see is another worhtless thread that has no reason to be on the sto forums

    and yet you post... thus keeping it alive, good on ya :P
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Losbullitt wrote: »
    Yo momma so dumb she thought a tribble was a basketball move.

    hahaha! good one

    my effort:

    Your mamma's so fat, she pops photon torpedos like they were tic tacs.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    yo momma so fat she thought the farpoint aliens was calamari.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    "...to seek out new life and new civilizations.... to bold go wher--OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT THING!"

    "Captain Kirk, this speech is going out to every Starfleet vessel. You need to finish it."

    "NO! REALLY, WHAT IS THAT THING! IT'S... OH GOD!"

    "Captain, please, just finish the--"

    "NO! I DON'T WANT TO MEET THAT THING! IT'LL EAT ME! I'M SURE IT'LL EAT US ALL! IF THAT'S THE NEW LIFEE THIS SCRIPT IS TALKING ABOUT, COUNT ME OUT!"

    ...

    They were talking about yo momma.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    yo momma so fat her gravitational field pulled the Enterprise-E out from warp factor 10.
    Worf was like "DEAAMMMMN"
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    yo momma is so fat they entered from her mouth and came out in the delta quadrant
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your momma's so stupid....B4 looked at her and said "idiot"

    YOur momma's so stupid....the Borg went "hell-no!"
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo mamma so fat, it takes a whole group of changelings and undine to mimic her form.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo Mama's so ugly, she went to a Ferengi Dentist for a makeover.

    Yo Mama's so stupid, she thinks Andorians are giant Smurfs.

    Yo Mama's so fat, she use the Doomsday Machine as a Q-tip.

    Yo Mama's so hairy, she shaves her legs with a heavy phaser cannon.

    Yo Mama's so dumb, she thought Starfleet was made up of Celebrites with boats.

    Yo Mama's so large, she turns on the replicator and says, "Bucket of Earl Grey, hot!"

    Yo Mama's so not Vulcan, she thinks Pon-farr comes every 7 days.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    or

    your momma's so fat, when she orders a snack, the replicator overloads and explodes.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your female parent is so horizontally plentiful that T4 cruisers turn faster then her.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    "We is the Borg. Lower them shields. Your bio... your biologistic... no, dangit... your biology class... yeah, that's it... your biology class notes and your techno... tech... your fancy computer stuff.. .yeah.... Your biology class notes and fancy computer stuff will be eat up by us. Sayin' no ain't no option."


    That's how the Borg introduce themselves after assimilating yo momma.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Barschmeister_Sparki wrote:
    Weee weeeeeee! Flat jokes, onscreen!

    Yo momma 's so ugly, Geordi LaForge gave his visor away.
    Yo momma 's so ugly, Data laughs his head off - WITHOUT his emotion chip...... :(
    Yo mamma 's so freakin' ugly that Troy can't find her inner beauty.

    Yo ***** 's soooooo ugly, that the ferengi changed their previous 'rule 34' to WAR IS FREAKIN GOOD FOR BUSINESS.
    Yo ***** so hairy, everybod thinks she's Riker.
    Yo momma so ugly, not even Odo could mimic!

    Yo momma so ugly, Sisko would want to throw his baseball in her freaking face.
    Yo momma so ugly, not even Rom would have a clue to fix her ugliness.

    YO MOMMA SO DUMB, SHE THINKS JAFFA JOKES ARE FROM STAR TREK.

    Thank you sir! I enjoyed these very much.


    Yo mamma is so fat she can eat all the frags from Crystalline Entity and let all mine laying noobs finish the mission.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Verry funny everyone. Keep them coming.

    Yo momma so fat that the Whale Probe came to make contact with her.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I don't know if it's already said but...

    Yo mama so ugly, starfleet officers follow the First Contact procedures every time they meet her
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma's so dumb that the alternate universe takes the space between her ears

    Yo momma's so dumb that that even the Pakleds think she's stupid.
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