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Yo Momma jokes (Star Trek version)

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited August 2010 in Ten Forward
As the title says, I want you to come up with a Yo Momma joke using Star Trek terminology. I will start first.

Yo Momma is so fat you would need 20 starships to lock on to her signal.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    No. Just no.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so fat they started working on a "tug boat" beam to drag her around
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    oooooh yes, this is madness
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so dumb she thought a tribble was a basketball move.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo mamma's so fat the klingons use her to counter Gravity well
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    At the rate yo mamma eats and expands, you'd think her stomach was made of Tribbles.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo mama's so fat that when they hail her on screen, they gotta use I-Max.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Rabidfish wrote: »
    No. Just no.

    Yo mamma so elitist, she comes on these forums to demonstrate just how pretentious she can be!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I said no! Respect my authoritaa!!!1111!!!1

    I hate "yo momma" jokes. No matter how much thought you put into them, or how clever you make them, they are rarely if ever funny.

    Yo momma so ugly, the local bar staff constantly ask you "And for your Klingon friend?"
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so ungly, that doctors once tried to treat her for the Phage....
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo mama's so fat, her Mirror Verse twin is TRIPLETS.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    hey if you can't beat em, join em

    amirite
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    wolfman007 wrote: »
    Yo mamma so elitist, she comes on these forums to demonstrate just how pretentious she can be!

    That wasn't my mother, that was actually me. I am actually that elitist.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Ferengi sings with the Black Eye Peas.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    MingusDew09 wrote:
    hey if you can't beat em, join em

    amirite

    Please include a joke next time! gotta make this thread epic! lol




    Yo momma so fat, her a$$ is often mistaken for the Nekrit expanse...




    For reference:
    The Nekrit Expanse is a huge, sparsely populated, nebular region in the Delta Quadrant containing an unknown form of interstellar gas. It is several thousand light years across and is impossible to chart due to its constantly changing structure. Because of its vast size, the Expanse functions as a natural barrier of sorts, limiting contact between species on either side of the cloud. -Mempory Alpha
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma is so ugly Federation Officers mistook her for a Klingon.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo Momma is so fat, she makes your Galaxy Class look like a runabout
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Rabidfish wrote: »
    I said no! Respect my authoritaa!!!1111!!!1
    Yo momma so ugly, the local bar staff constantly ask you "And for your Klingon friend?"
    JonathanMax wrote:
    Yo momma is so ugly Federation Officers mistook her for a Klingon.

    Am I going crazy or did this actually happen?
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo mama's so fat, her Borg Designation was Seven of DAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNN!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    CaptainCoyote wrote:
    Yo mama's so fat, her Borg Designation was Seven of DAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNN!

    Okay this one actually made me chuckle. Fair play to you sir. Thou hast firmly humbled me.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    CAPTWinters wrote:
    Yo Momma is so fat, she makes your Galaxy Class look like a runabout

    darn it now my joke looks unorigional!

    Yo mama so fat her run about is galaxy-class

    see you ruined it for me :p
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your Momma so fat, she's half Vulcan, half Andorian and half Trill.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Shotmagnet wrote:
    darn it now my joke looks unorigional!

    Yo mama so fat her run about is galaxy-class

    see you ruined it for me :p

    Great Minds and all that... :)
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    yo momma so dumb she went to the enterprise to rent a car...
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo mama's so stupid, they asked if she was Cardassian, and she said "No, Catholic."
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    CAPTWinters wrote:
    Great Minds and all that... :)

    i have always wondered about that, if great minds think alike, what about insane minds? :rolleyes:
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma is so dumb she thought a Holosuite was a donut shop.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo momma so fat she was in a pool on Risa and the lifeguard said "sorry, no inflatables"
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yo mama's so fat, she beams in on transporter bay six, seven AND eight.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    yo momma so fat, her borg designation is M class...
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