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  • baracchusbaracchus Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    I personally think the Borg would ROFL stomp the SW universe.
  • ktonof1aqktonof1aq Member Posts: 210 Arc User
    lol!! Since the Empire only seems to know how to make death stars I think assimilation is assured!

  • dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    ktonof1aq wrote: »
    lol!! Since the Empire only seems to know how to make death stars I think assimilation is assured!

    B-b-but... they stopped making Death Stars, now they're building Starkillers! Surely that's gotta count for something? :worried:

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  • admiralnatadmiralnat Member Posts: 22,432 Arc User
    rattler2 wrote: »
    *Snip*
    And that's not taking into consideration Klingon and Romulan Cloaking technology, which was VASTLY superior to the old Star Wars EU cloaks as they could still see where they were going. I believe the Star Wars cloaks had a "Double Blind" detail.
    *Snip*

    Star Wars: The Clone Wars has an episode with a cloaking ship that avoided the sensors of various separatist vessels, and it's been said throughout the franchise (Empire Strikes Back, for example) about there being much larger ships with cloaking technology, presumably good enough cloaking technology to avoid detection from Imperial Star Destroyers. Just something worth pointing out.

    As for Hypespace being faster and the Empire being able to build Death Stars, the Iconians have gateways and have built numerous Dyson Spheres. I think that makes them both faster and more resourceful.

    On the matter of actual combat, the Borg could easily skip that and just drop a nano-probe loaded multi-kinetic neutronic mine in each star system (and in proximity to any Death Stars), detonate the mines, and simply let the nano-probes assimilate everyone. The Star Wars universe would barely know what hit them.

    As for the Borg not being in contact with the collective back home, they have ways to maintain contact over long distances and even other dimensions (like Fluidic Space), so they'd stay in contact. Or if all else fails, they could just bring the entire collective. Problem solved.
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  • dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    It were only certain cloaking devices (like the one held in the Mount Tantiss storehouse on Wayland) that were double-blind. Plenty of other cloaking devices, including personal ones (most popular during the KOTOR era, though the Shadowtroopers fielded by Desann and Galak Fyyar also had these), worked like the Star Trek ones.

    (Also, this is specifically about the Borg. Iconians can stay on Iconia.)

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  • penemue#7777 penemue Member Posts: 125 Arc User
    edited December 2015
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Actually, 'blaster' literally means 'that which blasts (destroys or at least badly damages)'.

    Yes, like if we called guns "boomsticks"
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Phasers, on the other hand, phase... what? Even the writers couldn't make up their minds, I just checked.

    Yes, but you actually have to be thinking about what you're writing if you come up with the word "phaser." I don't like writers who treat me, as a consumer, with contempt, as if I don't care what they write - I'll just gobble it up anyway. Star Trek isn't always great on this, but it's far far from the worst.

    Additionally, and probably most importantly, it tells me the writer actually likes his universe and cares about it enough to be detailed.

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  • dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Actually, 'blaster' literally means 'that which blasts (destroys or at least badly damages)'.

    Yes, like if we called guns "boomsticks"

    We might, if the alternative was something like 'coherent plasma pulse cannon'. :tongue:
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Phasers, on the other hand, phase... what? Even the writers couldn't make up their minds, I just checked.

    Yes, but you actually have to be thinking about what you're writing if you come up with the word "phaser." I don't like writers who treat me, as a consumer, with contempt, as if I don't care what they write - I'll just gobble it up anyway. Star Trek isn't always great on this, but it's far far from the worst.

    Hmm, I suppose so, though Abrams' attempts at handling either franchise seem to have a lot of "they'll gobble it up anyway" in them...

    Besides which, 'phaser' was apparently originally coined as a portmanteau of 'photon' and 'maser'. Photon maser... oh, wait, that's a laser.
    Additionally, and probably most importantly, it tells me the writer actually likes his universe and cares about it enough to be detailed.

    But not enough to actually figure out what the details are and stick with them? Not particularly impressive - not that this sort of thing ever kept me from enjoying the universe.

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  • gulberatgulberat Member Posts: 5,505 Arc User
    edited December 2015
    Yes, but you actually have to be thinking about what you're writing if you come up with the word "phaser." I don't like writers who treat me, as a consumer, with contempt, as if I don't care what they write - I'll just gobble it up anyway. Star Trek isn't always great on this, but it's far far from the worst.

    Additionally, and probably most importantly, it tells me the writer actually likes his universe and cares about it enough to be detailed.

    While I DO find Star Wars not as interesting from a sci-fi perspective, it may also be that SW is put in the wrong category. To my mind it's much more of a fantasy in space, and if you compare it against other fantasy franchises, like LotR or Harry Potter, the comparison isn't so unfavorable for Wars.

    Not that Star Trek is always all that great at accuracy with science, and sometimes they have things work on refined phlebotinum, but it at least qualifies as soft sci-fi.

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  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,664 Community Moderator
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Besides which, 'phaser' was apparently originally coined as a portmanteau of 'photon' and 'maser'. Photon maser... oh, wait, that's a laser.

    Actuyally... according to a 1991 TNG Tech manual and cited in Memory Alpha...
    "Phaser" is, according to the book, an acronym for "phased energy rectification" – named for the process of turning stored energy into an energy beam without an intermediate transformation.

    The original origin may have meant that, but it evolved over time.
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  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited December 2015
    And NO! SW weapons are NOT lasers. They are kinetic, they leave behind cartages, they travel slower than light, they are not lasers.

    since when? the only time i've ever seen a gun leave behind shells in star wars was during ROTS, and there in nothing in what little canon remains to say that emplacement was a blaster, laser cannon or turbolaser of ANY variety, because the film itself sure as hell said nothing about it​​
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  • jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 10,471 Arc User
    The explanation given by showrunners before the publication of the Technical Manual was that it was a laser beam fired in phase with a charged particle beam - not unlike the device invented in California a few years back that uses a low-powered laser to ionize an air channel, directing an electrical discharge across a space for a sort of wireless taser effect. (His device was a box about three feet tall by four feet wide by five feet long, not exactly man-portable, but then the first cannon didn't exactly look like a .38 Police Special either...)
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  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,664 Community Moderator
    And NO! SW weapons are NOT lasers. They are kinetic, they leave behind cartages, they travel slower than light, they are not lasers.

    since when? the only time i've ever seen a gun leave behind shells in star wars was during ROTS, and there in nothing in what little canon remains to say that emplacement was a blaster, laser cannon or turbolaser of ANY variety, because the film itself sure as hell said nothing about it​​

    He's citing the use of blanks in Ep 4 to determine WHEN to put in the blaster shots when they fire. Behind the Scenes stuff that equal a filming mistake of not editing out or hiding something for special effects.
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  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    rattler2 wrote: »
    And NO! SW weapons are NOT lasers. They are kinetic, they leave behind cartages, they travel slower than light, they are not lasers.

    since when? the only time i've ever seen a gun leave behind shells in star wars was during ROTS, and there in nothing in what little canon remains to say that emplacement was a blaster, laser cannon or turbolaser of ANY variety, because the film itself sure as hell said nothing about it

    He's citing the use of blanks in Ep 4 to determine WHEN to put in the blaster shots when they fire. Behind the Scenes stuff that equal a filming mistake of not editing out or hiding something for special effects.

    what blanks? there were no blanks in MY new hope film; it was all pure energy bolts and laser swords (and physical torpedoes that looked like they were on fire; though, considering a proton is a particle and we've never actually SEEN actual physical torpedo ammunition on screen, it may very well be an energy-based torpedo)​​
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  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,664 Community Moderator
    edited December 2015
    Apparently at one point they didn't disguise the shell casings coming from the E-11s when using blanks to let the special effects guys know when to add the blaster fire. Therefor someone believes that that film error = Blasters are projectile weapons.
    IMDB wrote:
    Just before Leia and Luke swing across the chasm in the Death Star (and at other times), the "blasters" they are shooting are seen to eject shell casings. This is because the guns used in the movie are just dressed-up blank-firing prop guns.

    Listed under "Revealing Mistakes" in the Goofs.
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  • midwayacemidwayace Member Posts: 146 Arc User
    The cartridges for the blasters were from a long,long,time ago [1976] before the invention of computer graphics right? Hehhehheh... and yet the original Star Trek TV series had phasers from the get go. Yep, this is definitely a "EASY" win for the Borg assimilation resistance would be futile.
  • jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 10,471 Arc User
    midwayace wrote: »
    The cartridges for the blasters were from a long,long,time ago [1976] before the invention of computer graphics right? Hehhehheh... and yet the original Star Trek TV series had phasers from the get go.
    The budget for Star Wars was really low, with no money to go back and fix FX mistakes (which is why there are also visible green-screen squares around the TIE fighters during the Falcon's escape from the Death Star). 20th-Century Fox had so little confidence in the flick, they let Lucas keep the merchandising rights - which formed the basis for his personal fortune, as well as launching Skywalker Sound and Industrial Light and Magic.​​
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    > @arnthebard said:
    > Can you imagine if the Death Star was assimilated by the Borg? Would resistance be futile? Is there anything that could possibly stop the Borg in that genre? There are a ton of fanboys who think Star Trek is the weaker universe. Please post your opinions below.

    Who needs a death star when you can assimilate the Sith AND the Jedi?
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  • penemue#7777 penemue Member Posts: 125 Arc User
    edited December 2015
    dalolorn wrote: »
    We might, if the alternative was something like 'coherent plasma pulse cannon'. :tongue:

    We'd call that a PPC or CPPC probably.
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Hmm, I suppose so, though Abrams' attempts at handling either franchise seem to have a lot of "they'll gobble it up anyway" in them...

    I wasn't talking about Abrams - when I say "Star Trek" I don't include anything written by Roberto Orci. I'm more willing to ascent to the writing atrocity that was the first three seasons of Enterprise than admit Orci has earned his place in Trek canon. Berman and Braga actually have earned their place in Trek canon and, therefore, may be more easily forgiven when they royally TRIBBLE up the writing.
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Besides which, 'phaser' was apparently originally coined as a portmanteau of 'photon' and 'maser'. Photon maser... oh, wait, that's a laser.

    That I didn't know. I thought it was based on the concept of "phase" from wave theory. Regardless, it's still not named after basically an onomatopoeia and your assertion verifies that they put some thought into its name.
    dalolorn wrote: »
    But not enough to actually figure out what the details are and stick with them? Not particularly impressive - not that this sort of thing ever kept me from enjoying the universe.

    No, those details aren't important. There's too much detail and there's too little. If you describe only perfectly real technologies in your sci-fi that you can hand someone real schematics for you're not writing sci-fi. "Phasers" exist so frequently in ST that it's important to give them a good and convincing name - same with blasters - but the name isn't thought out.

    This is not what I base my dislike of Star Wars on. I dislike Star Wars' stern allegiance to black and white moral conceptions, its superficial aphorisms quoted by Yoda, its whiny emo teenager protagonists (Luke and Anakin), its mustache twirling villain plots, and its general lack of intellect. I certainly don't regard Star Trek as some sort of pinnacle of intellectualism in TV/film - but it's far better than most of it.

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  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,664 Community Moderator
    dalolorn wrote: »
    We might, if the alternative was something like 'coherent plasma pulse cannon'. :tongue:

    We'd call that a PPC or CPPC probably.

    Eh... to me PPC = Particle Projection Cannon, a weapon from MechWarrior. And then there's the ER PPC, the Extended Range version.

    Then there's the PPG, or Phased Plasma Gun, from Babylon 5.
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  • smirk#9758 smirk Member Posts: 20 New User
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    > This is not what I base my dislike of Star Wars on. I dislike Star Wars' stern allegiance to black and white moral conceptions - it's superficial aphorisms quoted by Yoda, it's whiny emo teenager protagonists (Luke and Anakin) and its generally lack of intellect. I certainly don't regard Star Trek as some sort of pinnacle of intellectualism in TV/film - but it's far better than most of it.

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    Actually, give it some thought.
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  • penemue#7777 penemue Member Posts: 125 Arc User
    edited December 2015
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  • dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited December 2015
    dalolorn wrote: »
    We might, if the alternative was something like 'coherent plasma pulse cannon'. :tongue:

    We'd call that a PPC or CPPC probably.

    Blaster's easier. :worried:
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Hmm, I suppose so, though Abrams' attempts at handling either franchise seem to have a lot of "they'll gobble it up anyway" in them...

    I wasn't talking about Abrams - when I say "Star Trek" I don't include anything written by Roberto Orci. I'm more willing to ascent to the writing atrocity that was the first three seasons of Enterprise than admit Orci has earned his place in Trek canon. Berman and Braga actually have earned their place in Trek canon and, therefore, may be more easily forgiven when they royally TRIBBLE up the writing.

    On that we are in full agreement.
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Besides which, 'phaser' was apparently originally coined as a portmanteau of 'photon' and 'maser'. Photon maser... oh, wait, that's a laser.

    That I didn't know. I thought it was based on the concept of "phase" from wave theory. Regardless, it's still not named after basically an onomatopoeia and your assertion verifies that they put some thought into its name.

    Hmm, Jon's actually right. The 'photon maser' originated from an unauthorized TOS reference book published in 2013.
    dalolorn wrote: »
    But not enough to actually figure out what the details are and stick with them? Not particularly impressive - not that this sort of thing ever kept me from enjoying the universe.

    No, those details aren't important. There's too much detail and there's too little. If you describe only perfectly real technologies in your sci-fi that you can hand someone real schematics for you're not writing sci-fi. "Phasers" exist so frequently in ST that it's important to give them a good and convincing name - same with blasters - but the name isn't thought out.

    My point was actually that while they did come up with some pseudoscientific explanation for why the weapon works - just like Star Wars - the explanation itself changed considerably with each new technical manual/reference book. Blasters and lightsabers, on the other hand, don't seem to have been anything except 'unexplained' and 'we do this and that with plasma' throughout the franchise's history.
    This is not what I base my dislike of Star Wars on. I dislike Star Wars' stern allegiance to black and white moral conceptions, its superficial aphorisms quoted by Yoda, its whiny emo teenager protagonists (Luke and Anakin), its mustache twirling villain plots, and its general lack of intellect. I certainly don't regard Star Trek as some sort of pinnacle of intellectualism in TV/film - but it's far better than most of it.

    IIRC, I've heard that the 'black and white moral conceptions' have started to fade away in TFA (more so in The Clone Wars, if memory serves), and the aphorisms have gone the way of the dinosaur with Yoda's death. That sounds like an improvement, then.

    Whiny emo teenager's an antagonist this time, though, and the mustache-twirling plots and general lack of intellect seem to have been taken up to eleven. :angry:

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  • warmaker001bwarmaker001b Member Posts: 9,205 Arc User
    edited December 2015
    Star Wars universe will send a fleet of Gungan ships against the Borg, led by Grand Admiral Binks. Star Wars Prequel Comedy comes into play and the Gungans bumble their way into crushing the Borg invasion single-handedly without having any clue how they did it :wink:
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  • dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    Naaah, everyone knows the Gungans only bumbled into trashing a few extra droids (fun stuff, that, especially how he accidentally kills the first one and half-intentionally kills the second one and the droideka at the end of the blaster scene) before they were defeated. Skywalkers are where it's at. :tongue:

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  • warmaker001bwarmaker001b Member Posts: 9,205 Arc User
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Naaah, everyone knows the Gungans only bumbled into trashing a few extra droids (fun stuff, that, especially how he accidentally kills the first one and half-intentionally kills the second one and the droideka at the end of the blaster scene) before they were defeated. Skywalkers are where it's at. :tongue:

    I still prefer a Gungan Fleet with GAdm Binks, wearing the white uniform of an Imperial Grand Admiral.

    Imagine the starship maneuvers and boarding party actions done with legions of heavily armed Gungans!
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  • marcusdkanemarcusdkane Member Posts: 7,439 Arc User
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Naaah, everyone knows the Gungans only bumbled into trashing a few extra droids (fun stuff, that, especially how he accidentally kills the first one and half-intentionally kills the second one and the droideka at the end of the blaster scene) before they were defeated. Skywalkers are where it's at. :tongue:
    Everyone thinks... I still buy into the theory that Jar Jar was actually the anti-Yoda Sith Lord and the True Phantom Menace... (Lucas just lost his nerve and didn't stick with the concept...) The bumbling buffoonery was all just an act designed to lower one's defences... Jar Jar really was a Master of manipulating in plain sight B)
  • smirk#9758 smirk Member Posts: 20 New User
    > @dalolorn said:
    > Naaah, everyone knows the Gungans only bumbled into trashing a few extra droids (fun stuff, that, especially how he accidentally kills the first one and half-intentionally kills the second one and the droideka at the end of the blaster scene) before they were defeated. Skywalkers are where it's at. :tongue:

    Skywalker can be assimilated.
    So can Vader.
    Who needs superior tech?
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