Thge underwear Gnomes have infiltrated the Craptic Server Room and found no underwear. Being unable to now make a profit, the Underwear Gnomes have attacked and successfully shut down the evil Gamers.
What I'm concerned with is the fact that this is a holiday, is there anyone even on staff today or is the office closed? Is there a clause that someone has to come in and do emergency procedures in case of a server failure, or does it get put off until regular working hours?
Trust me an alarm will ring when no ones spent money for 1 minute
Like I posted earlier, traceroute is showing that it's up and functioning, it has to be a problem with the server itself not responding to queries or something.
Tracert gives it 17 hops with ok pings and ping gives a 44ms average ping but both actually hit the server.
Well can't run Argala over and over and over. Let's do something fun - how about read this forum, refresh the page over and over and over. Hmmmm something so familiar but yet different. Let's call it a new release and say everyone loves it... whatchya think?
The words "Please be Patient" are testing my patience.. Would drugs help, Alcohol seems to make it worse
Damn! I was about to mix a drink too
"The Prime Directive is merely a guideline to help make the right choice" -Vn'dor Phail, Capt :: sneezes :: Why is it no-one dusts the bridge on Starfleet vessels?" -Emsil Marat, Glinn "We can not interfere in the progression of one's life" -Richard Lynch, LtCdr
Have you tried different kinds of alcohol...different kinds sometimes affect different people differently.
Your correct sir... Ill try a Harveys Bristol Cream... There's 5litres left from the christmas trifle - that should do the trick and solve my other problem :eek:
Both STO and Neverwinter are have launcher problems, so it seems whatever is happening is affecting Cryptic as a whole.
Wow, they've gotten lax then, it used to be set for fifteen seconds and sounded like a collision alarm on a battleship as well as firing a parachute flare and autodialing 911.
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edit: neverwinter too
Yes but only if you give them to me. That makes them help.
Have you tried different kinds of alcohol...different kinds sometimes affect different people differently.
Trust me an alarm will ring when no ones spent money for 1 minute
I love this!
Tracert gives it 17 hops with ok pings and ping gives a 44ms average ping but both actually hit the server.
Yeah like the old days before ARC.
Damn! I was about to mix a drink too
:: sneezes :: Why is it no-one dusts the bridge on Starfleet vessels?" -Emsil Marat, Glinn
"We can not interfere in the progression of one's life" -Richard Lynch, LtCdr
Champions Online too.
their twitter is silent, nothing on the forums from devs... would love to hear something
LOL Soooooo true!!!!
I was in, damn it! Then they pulled me back out.
Stay away from Tequila, IMO. Unless you're playing a Klingon.
it done the same thing monday night.
Nice one!
Mwahahahahahahaha
Your correct sir... Ill try a Harveys Bristol Cream... There's 5litres left from the christmas trifle - that should do the trick and solve my other problem :eek:
Wow, they've gotten lax then, it used to be set for fifteen seconds and sounded like a collision alarm on a battleship as well as firing a parachute flare and autodialing 911.