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Say something positive about: the Kazon
ambassadormolari
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Yep. You heard me. Say something positive about the Kazons. Them, and all of their silly hairstyles.
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They're rock-stupid space gangbangers with bad hair. There is nothing genuinely positive about them.
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And Seska is attractive in that villainous sort of way. I think I have a thing for Cardassians.
This description is perfect
A bad bargain-basement attempt at Klingon ripoffs made by low-budget hacks who didn't understand what made the Klingons good characters.
Basically, Klingons stripped of the costume design quality, the obvious alien-ness of the forehead ridges, the massive amounts of complex and oddly gender-segregated culture (Only male Klingons can sit on the High Council under most circumstances, but female Klingons have the first, last, and only say on who gets into the family and stuff like that), and the sheer quality that comes from having a member of the species on screen as a main for 10 seasons.
That whole arc was such a waste of a character. I've got this image in my head of Martha Hackett done up in makeup similar to whoever played Natima Lang, and having her join the crew as a Cardassian to be VOY's pragmatic anti-hero a la Garak.
Instead they slapped that lumpy mask over her face and randomly chucked her into the "cackling villain" column.
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Yeah but she's a babe. The problem is that you can never fill Garak's shoes, or Dukat's, or Damars. In fact, Voyager has trouble following up Deep Space Nine. I've still enjoyed the first two seasons though.
The Kazon were too stupid to live. It's my fantasy that on our return to the Delta Quadrant, we'll find that the entire species was wiped out when the Ocampa realized they could be stymied by your average knock-knock joke, and seized their entire fleet under the pretense of being interstellar repo men.
My headcanon is that the Trabe actually still secretly rule them and use them as a sort of half-trained parrot to annoy other species.
Sort of like the sivs and bullywugs in the Forgotten Realms campaign setting.
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I'll admit, the Kazon ships look nice...though bear in mind that they were probably never designed by the Kazon, but by their Trabe overlords.
Also, regarding the Trabe: if your entire society can be overthrown by a race of fractured, infighting barbarians who still haven't figured out basic replicator technology (or for that matter, simple ice mining), then clearly you deserved to be overthrown.
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You know, if they had done something different with their hair/heads and not made them quite so Barney Fife-ish,... they wouldn't have been as bad a villain for a season or two, but Voyager stretched their story line way too long.
In my opinion, Voyager would have been a much better show, if they had had a different "villain" or at least species encounter, each season. Like each season they entered a different species space,... some good, some bad and then throw in a minor species to randomly encounter each season to build tension and drama,... just sayin'
as for the Kazon; Say something positive about: the Kazon
Um, they make goods targets?
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I... guess that wasn't entire positive. I tried my best.
oh wait, that would be a negative, wouldn't it?
perhaps i should rephrase...some of the kazon sects get to act as meat shields against the vaadwaur, protecting valuable alliance lives and ships
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Yeah, TRIBBLE that, I'm taking the option to just kill the Kazon and go it alone against the Vaadwaur. The ends do NOT justify the means, and there are few things more distasteful than allying with misogynistic scum like the Kazon.
There IS an option to kill the Kazon and go it alone, right?
you do get to kill some of them in the process of allying, though
oh, and the mission rewards a unique epic-quality doff, so you can't skip it
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"