Holy great ideas Batman!! That's the answer to all of the issues!! You'd think that a redneck like myself would have thought of it sooner!! But sadly the idea escaped me.
Cryptic just needs to buy more duct tape, miracle stuff...you can fix anything with it!
Extended a "normal" maintenance twice? What's really going on there at Cryptic HQ?
This isn't "normal" maintenance though. Normally, Maintenance comes on a Thursday, but due to that being 4th July, it was moved forward to today instead.
My money on the extension comes from the Dev team not being as prepared as they expected for this early maintenance.
You're just a machine. And machines can be broken.
What you should do is electrify their (devs) keyboards...every time they say they are going to be late, shove 20 volts down the keys... Ergo, they learn to keep to the specified time and they make sure it's an accurate assesment....
So where is the so called big patch that would fix all the bugs in this rediculously bugged game?
I bet their ticket list is so big they don't even know where to start.
3 Hours for a handful of 'changes', where almost all are related to the latest Risa grind BS? lol
Wait Risa's a grind? I thought adding more favours to rewards was a bit unneeded, barely been on Risa that long and already got enough favours for all the stuff!
"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe." - Carl Sagan
I hope that one day, all those who keep destroyi.. I mean maintaining the servers, all regularly get stuck in one big traffic jam at the same time.
It won't make things much better. But at least it would bring downtimes which aren't in the late afternoon / evening for like 80% of earths population :rolleyes:
you are #1,700,000,000 of 6.66 x 10^666666666666 in the login que
Light Speed! - No, light speed is too slow. We need LUDICROUS SPEED!
Ajma420 - Lv 50 Tac - Pride of the Federation Catherine The Great - Lv 50 Tac - Pride of the Empire Vladimir - Lv 50 Tac - Pride of the Rihannsu Empire
Tribbles hamsters and epohs Omy Warp speed Now!!!!! Oh no a Warp breach is in progress the cryptic server will be destroyed in ...... Booom!!!! Yep the server is dead
Well look at the upside, it does show that everyone working at Cryptic is stone cold sober.
Let's face it, this is just more evidence that they couldn't organise a TRIBBLE up in a brewery
Hell, yes it has.
Bran:
Coolant leak! Bridge, we have a coolant leak in the server, i can't shut it down. i estimate 2 minnutes to warp core breach. Wait, the devs are now Saying 5 hours...
this is not a flame, if you consider it a flame, i apologize. it is not meant as such.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
LLAP, everyone.
Do you require any assistance uninstalling the program?
No, Steam can do it fast. I just got to the game two days ago after 2 years. And what I see? The same idiotic downtime for Europe and USA at the same time. So yes, only a monkey could come with this.
Interesting just how selfish and childish some can be.
I want I want I want, and sulking and tantrums because it isn't delivered the SECOND it's wanted. :rolleyes:
a second is one thing, 2 hours is another
Light Speed! - No, light speed is too slow. We need LUDICROUS SPEED!
Ajma420 - Lv 50 Tac - Pride of the Federation Catherine The Great - Lv 50 Tac - Pride of the Empire Vladimir - Lv 50 Tac - Pride of the Rihannsu Empire
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LoR was worth it. this is NOT.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
LLAP, everyone.
Cryptic just needs to buy more duct tape, miracle stuff...you can fix anything with it!
cryptic will be closed on the 4th, Independence day and all that. that's why they pushed this weeks patch out on a Tuesday
This isn't "normal" maintenance though. Normally, Maintenance comes on a Thursday, but due to that being 4th July, it was moved forward to today instead.
My money on the extension comes from the Dev team not being as prepared as they expected for this early maintenance.
This is SUPPOSEDLY a patch to fix bugs.
The one frikken day I can game all day, and you have taken out 5 hours (so far) when you typically do this on Thurs.
Lovely.
20V wont even tickle... you need some ampssssss
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
LLAP, everyone.
Wait Risa's a grind? I thought adding more favours to rewards was a bit unneeded, barely been on Risa that long and already got enough favours for all the stuff!
"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe." - Carl Sagan
I am not a dude or have a wife.
You are correct 5 hours for a ship that is not so good
LoR released an entire faction along with other things within 6-8 hrs of maint.
July 2nd 2013 patch releases a patch for Installation 18 and some Risa stuff, and might release the Scimitar within at least 5 hours of maint.
Math is not adding up.
It won't make things much better. But at least it would bring downtimes which aren't in the late afternoon / evening for like 80% of earths population :rolleyes:
you are #1,700,000,000 of 6.66 x 10^666666666666 in the login que
Ajma420 - Lv 50 Tac - Pride of the Federation
Catherine The Great - Lv 50 Tac - Pride of the Empire
Vladimir - Lv 50 Tac - Pride of the Rihannsu Empire
I might sneak into their HQ and replace the "enter" button with a pushpin...
Let's face it, this is just more evidence that they couldn't organise a TRIBBLE up in a brewery
Do you require any assistance uninstalling the program?
and that they haven't even fixed the new Security-Doff is absolutely pathetic...
<begin response>
Yes maintenance window has been extended
<wait 3600>
<Loop to start>
</end response>
We apologise again for the downtime. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
Hell, yes it has.
Bran:
Coolant leak! Bridge, we have a coolant leak in the server, i can't shut it down. i estimate 2 minnutes to warp core breach. Wait, the devs are now Saying 5 hours...
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
LLAP, everyone.
a second is one thing, 2 hours is another
Ajma420 - Lv 50 Tac - Pride of the Federation
Catherine The Great - Lv 50 Tac - Pride of the Empire
Vladimir - Lv 50 Tac - Pride of the Rihannsu Empire