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Server/ Launcher Outage -- All Cryptic games affected (Engineers working to resolve)

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  • vfr750fvfr750f Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Ai Captain, she's dead in the water! We need a miracle worker!
  • chilly1973chilly1973 Member Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Gerbils and Hamsters run in their wheels powering the server :P
  • trekie85trekie85 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    so ... no official response to an instant 60+ page threadnought?! can we at least get an ETA or something.. acknowledgment .. its being worked on? something lol .. grrr
    --- I <3 U CRYPTIC - - -
  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    This would not happen if we ran on Puppy power.
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  • captainbaileycaptainbailey Member Posts: 356 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    theodrim wrote: »
    Hey, as far as I'm concerned anyone who got to see the Challenger disaster live gets a free pass on making that joke. I did.

    Hey I didn't get to exactly see it live but the elementary school brought us kids into the cafeteria and showed us the tv coverage about them blowing up and dying. Ofcourse us kids were like um wtf did we just see, we thought it was cool seeing a ship explode, hell we didn't know people just died lmao
  • hagar3hagar3 Member Posts: 145 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    chronoss2012 wrote: »
    NO is it go check make sure
    i know lets use ascii and play the game we can make ships each post say what we gonna shoot at and then make damage on ships...it be the 80's all over again

    That was the 70's. the 80's was with colour text
    In case no one can hear you...scream
  • pel2pel2 Member Posts: 35 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I hate Thursdays now !!!! this is getting a little nuts!!!

    Pel2 Cussin cause the servers are still down...the wife laughin cause EQ is up and she is playin!!!:mad:
  • theodrimtheodrim Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    parisalexandria1 wrote: »
    What's the deal with gerbils and hamsters?

    Richard Gere plays STO.
    Somebody getting uppity about canon? No problem! Just take a deep breath, and repeat after me:

    Spock's Brain.
  • mccormick81mccormick81 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    i think thier engineers are too busy posting on twiter and facebook to fix anything -.- they need a net nanny at work!
  • spork87spork87 Member Posts: 239 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    if the server doesnt come up and i cant get my crack fix ill be forced to play wow, please dont make me do that
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • austg76austg76 Member Posts: 56 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    rylanadionysis wrote: »
    wat is this

    STO withdraw......
    someone call Bones...
    LOL
    What a World...Server Crash...Respawn....borg Invades ...Respawn...
  • divadretepdivadretep Member Posts: 42 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    wolfpacknz wrote: »
    You're entitled to that opinion, I just don't find it funny.

    no its not funny. I saw that one and remember it well.
  • dma1986dma1986 Member Posts: 541 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    tangolight wrote: »
    No idea. Everyone knows they use Tribbles to power the servers for STO.
    They should use red pandas. Although, they tend to fall over, too.
  • nuanilnuanil Member Posts: 34
    edited May 2013
    parisalexandria1 wrote: »
    What's the deal with gerbils and hamsters?

    Perhaps you betray your age, but it's a common idiom for game companies attempting to run game servers on inadequate hardware, sort of like Wierd Al asking if you're PC is powered by a Dorito.


    And on that thought, someone better send more snacks to the server guys, so they stop chewing on the CPU's.
  • halfpint71kyhalfpint71ky Member Posts: 127 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    chronoss2012 wrote: »
    NO is it go check make sure
    i know lets use ascii and play the game we can make ships each post say what we gonna shoot at and then make damage on ships...it be the 80's all over again

    yes so having withdrawls... need my fix... some one get that zombie off of that gerbil... some one use the tricorder get him patched up whatever... Now give me my STO!
    Proud Member of the Order of persistence, Chief of Investigations"Persistent Officer"since 11/12/13...:P 600 strong and growing...all phages, vidians, other outcasts welcome, note: all new members BYOC (bring your own chair) please and thank you! Five time winner in 1st and 2nd annual last 500 tied for top 2000 @halfpint71ky
  • jofjayjofjay Member Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    skquige wrote: »
    try jigling the cord or a full reset

    I looked for the red ring of death on my PC!! :D
  • andorianblueandorianblue Member Posts: 88 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Hey Cryptic, if I told you guys that it's my birthday would that get the server up faster?... because it is.
    @Stu1701
  • eurrsk47eurrsk47 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Servers are down? ALIENS
    Live Long and Prosper!
    Or Die Trying!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    ==== Try my new Foundry Mission: "Operation Demon Storm" ====
  • zztopperszztoppers Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    ZZ toppers In Minecraft, Creepers on the river. STO server broken at Thursdays evening!

    Epic thread comments as they wait!

    http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Tamarian_language
  • chronoss2012chronoss2012 Member Posts: 255 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    http://chalkdust.mitchellkdwyer.net/wp-content/photos/hamster50.jpg

    hampster has a new friend BUT not for long

    This poor server hamster needs more power in his plug
    http://pad1.whstatic.com/images/thumb/d/da/Treat-Your-Sick-Hamster-Step-1Bullet1.jpg/550px-Treat-Your-Sick-Hamster-Step-1Bullet1.jpg
  • webdeathwebdeath Member Posts: 1,570 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I blame the Empress Sela. She was obviously upset with her clothes designer and decided to punish them. :P
    You think that your beta test was bad?
    Think about this:
    American Football has been in open beta for 144 years. ~Kotaku
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • jshignjshign Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    tangolight wrote: »
    No idea. Everyone knows they use Tribbles to power the servers for STO.

    In the plans for the 1701-D, there is a little hamster in a wheel in Engineering....

    I just think they forgot to fill the coffee makers.
    Klingons: Today, is a good day to die.
    Federation: Today, no one needs to die.
    Romulans: Today is a good day for somebody else to die.
  • hobieonehobieone Member Posts: 15 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    carlosgabriel1 wrote: »
    I have the same problem guys, please fix it. Since already thank you very much. Cordial greetings.-

    danm, i still rember being in my 5th grade classroom watching the launch
    when it happened
  • kaltoh9kaltoh9 Member Posts: 16 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Here's a link to the server status: http://www.mmoserverstatus.com/star_trek_online

    Maxwell, Ninth Fleet
  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    There's a BALL OF FIRE IN THE SKY!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My eyes.
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  • nierionnierion Member Posts: 326 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Server down? This all seems a little Cryptic if you ask me..... must be all that bad coding, destroying the servers. lol
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  • parisalexandria1parisalexandria1 Member Posts: 45 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    The home page still says condition green <<server status up.>>
  • dma1986dma1986 Member Posts: 541 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    wolfpacknz wrote: »
    No i said i didn't find it funny, and I don't need a link to a definition of a word but feel free to keep looking them up to enhance your abilities for conversation
    Definition? You've never been to ED, have you.:P
  • wargillwargill Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    they say they're working on it

    https://twitter.com/trekonlinegame
    Give me all your latinum... Hew-mon!!
  • o0kami87o0kami87 Member Posts: 590 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I find it strange that the update server is down yet the server indicator on the home page says it's up, guess it wasn't a integrated ping system like I thought...
    on another note wolfpacknz, your avi = awesomeness.
    First, Vice Admiral, U.S.S. Wolf Pack-F, NX-101687-FFirst., Vice Admiral, A.R.W. Moon WolfWolf, I.K.S. Frost Bite
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