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Server/ Launcher Outage -- All Cryptic games affected (Engineers working to resolve)

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  • gfreeman98gfreeman98 Member Posts: 1,201 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    wolfpacknz wrote: »
    Am I the only one that only got gerbils out of this??
    It says:

    FOR SALE: One authentic French rifle. Condition: dropped once, never fired.
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  • brigadooombrigadooom Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    makes me wish the stargate MMO had come to pass....

    I wish Cryptic had made it, their heavy use of instancing would've been perfect. :(:(
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  • kreger151kreger151 Member Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I know what the prob is the zombie's
  • linyivelinyive Member Posts: 1,086 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    1.21 Tribblewatts!
  • doublea2012doublea2012 Member Posts: 72 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    didn't seem that long
  • hitherowhitherow Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    they really need an "OFLINE" mode of play this is rediculous

    Then it wouldn't be called an MMO :P
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  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited May 2013
  • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    kreger151 wrote: »
    I know what the prob is the zombie's

    I had nothing to do with this...
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  • halfpint71kyhalfpint71ky Member Posts: 127 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Shaka, when the walls fell Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra, Temba - his arms open

    oops... that probably was me... Dang I knew that DOFF mission just seemed way to simple... oh well.
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  • hagar3hagar3 Member Posts: 145 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    theodrim wrote: »
    Eh, too easy. I'm talking like players having to account for delta-V, mass-to-thrust ratios, orbital mechanics, re-entry vector and velocity, and stuff. Not just Wing Commander Online set in the BSG universe.

    Stuff they actually had to pay attention to (albeit in the background, and only grazed over in a couple episodes) of Firefly.

    Hmm. not an mmo but a game. called orbiter
    In case no one can hear you...scream
  • ambassador379ambassador379 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    All the Cryptic websites are down too. RIP Cryptic.... oh, and I want my money back. :D
  • dma1986dma1986 Member Posts: 541 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    gfreeman98 wrote: »
    It says:

    FOR SALE: One authentic French rifle. Condition: dropped once, never fired.
    Don't mention the war! :cool:
  • thoburmasgo1thoburmasgo1 Member Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    hagar3 wrote: »
    you mean you actually looked at that!

    yeah that's probably it! bad new too because I always drink coffe while I'm watching radar, you know that...
  • zetax1zetax1 Member Posts: 19 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Borg invasion in progres.
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  • professionalhelpprofessionalhelp Member Posts: 28 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    This is all the handiwork of the evil Epohh King. I told you those things are a menace. He is no doubt right this very moment drinking champagne and laughing AT you. His days are numbered. I shall be lurking in the shadows to once day capture him and put an end to his devious sabotage.
  • dma1986dma1986 Member Posts: 541 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    kreger151 wrote: »
    I know what the prob is the zombie's
    The zombie's what? Don't leave us hanging, we need to know.
  • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • lostusthornlostusthorn Member Posts: 844
    edited May 2013
    linyive wrote: »
    dma1986 wrote: »
    In Brandon's defence, the servers are (theoretically) on 24 hours a day. He probably only does 8-hour shifts or so.

    Are you seriously suggesting they put someone on 24-hour callout (with the additional wages that would incur) just to say on the forums something that's being said on Facebook and Twitter anyway?

    Actually, the last game company i worked as admin for, had a policy that the on call team, admins had to post status report to the customer asap if the game play was impacted so the paying customers knew what was going on.
  • simonpgrubersimonpgruber Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    rabble rabble rabble rabble
  • stulloydstulloyd Member Posts: 170 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Should have re-worded that about the Microsoft Trouble shooter. Didn't mean it went down> cause ur rite there. it would be easier to figure it out without the shooter. LOl. meant to say they gone thru the Microsoft Troubleshooter. not found the issue there having with the Server & now have to speak with Some1 in India who doesn't have a clue or Understand what those at cryptic are saying to them. LOL.
  • travelingmastertravelingmaster Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    deokkent wrote: »
    Pourquoi les accents ne fonctionnent pas, c'est la discrimination, merde?


    Translation: Why can't I use accents, this is discrimination, sh**? Just you wait till trolls find out you can use curse words in other languages >: D.

    Oh, scheisse.
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  • captainbaileycaptainbailey Member Posts: 356 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Rick Hunter and Roy Fokker were the shiznit, I would love to fly their veritechs. How cool would it be to transform mid flight while dog-fighting in a pvp battle, man just thinking about it blows STO pvp out of the water LOL.
  • theodrimtheodrim Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    hagar3 wrote: »
    Hmm. not an mmo but a game. called orbiter

    Yeah, like Orbiter or KSP except massively multi-player.

    Okay, I'll fess up, I just want to sit around and watch noobs burn up in re-entry, fail to launch, and run out of delta-V in the middle of burns and end up lost or crashed.
    Somebody getting uppity about canon? No problem! Just take a deep breath, and repeat after me:

    Spock's Brain.
  • hagar3hagar3 Member Posts: 145 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    "Hello Everyone - We have several engineers working to resolve the issues with the NW, CO, and STO servers being offline. Update coming soon."

    From the STO twtter page.

    The problem is, they have SEVERAL engineers working on the problem at once. ONE engineer can fix a problem, several will just discuss it for hours
    In case no one can hear you...scream
  • luxandraluxandra Member Posts: 98 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    "It's a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
  • austg76austg76 Member Posts: 56 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Here is what they need to do with the tribble in the servers

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKLyXjMT07I
    What a World...Server Crash...Respawn....borg Invades ...Respawn...
  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited May 2013
  • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    hagar3 wrote: »
    "Hello Everyone - We have several engineers working to resolve the issues with the NW, CO, and STO servers being offline. Update coming soon."

    From the STO twtter page.

    The problem is, they have SEVERAL engineers working on the problem at once. ONE engineer can fix a problem, several will just discuss it for hours

    Sounds like they just hired a roading crew, one guy works, the others just stand around smoking
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  • divadretepdivadretep Member Posts: 42 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    deokkent wrote: »
    Hahahha, good game.
    The thread is growing so fast, it's hard to keep up with replies dude/tte. You most likely won't even see this :( but I hope you do.

    Alas, je me suis r?v?l?, je parle fran?ais, nous sommes l?, eh oui et on est ici pour rester :D.

    nous y sommes, vous y etes.

    mais ca ce digere bien avec une bonne biere froide!
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