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Server/ Launcher Outage -- All Cryptic games affected (Engineers working to resolve)

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  • daskippadaskippa Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    voporak wrote: »
    Have we set a new record for thread posting speed?

    We're competing with the poor shlep combining all the threads. crappy job
  • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    daskippa wrote: »
    They think twitter/FB covers all fails

    Ironically there are tons of posts from Twitter/FB that make it to EpicFail.com :D
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  • rylanadionysisrylanadionysis Member Posts: 3,359 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    This thread needs more cowbell
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  • hedonastickhedonastick Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Dear Cryptic,
    I figured it out! You just need to power the servers with forum trolls! Glad to help guys, look forward to seeing the game up and running IMMEDIATELY.
  • cidjackcidjack Member Posts: 2,017 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Its my fault, I was opening boxes and got a lock box ship, the cryptic couldn't handle it.
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  • xtern1tyxtern1ty Member Posts: 796 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Not missing much... Just used the time out to watch NOVA on PBS and learned that by studying body lice which evolved from head lice after humans began wearing clothes, researchers figured we started wearing clothes about 170 thousand years ago and by studying pubic lice which evolved from gorilla lice, they figured we lost our body hair about 3 million years ago, around the time we started using tools.

    Also learned the protein PKM Zeta is responsible for maintaining longterm memories. If it is dissolved, your memories disappear. STO servers will be back, by then my PKM Zeta will have all but forgotten this memoire noir. Server crash? Me no know no server crash... :D
  • godfearlessgodfearless Member Posts: 49 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    i want to kill something fix it
  • dungmantisdungmantis Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    So while we are waiting for them to reanimate the hamsters.....How do you get any Zen in the game besides paying money. And on that same theme, do you ever get a new ship through missions or is that money also? Thanks.
  • unionmasterunionmaster Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    This all started when they opened up the Neverwinter beta :mad:
  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    He's dead Jim
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  • innuwarriorinnuwarrior Member Posts: 305 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    It's Cryptic BOFH that "rebooted" the core routers to "Install" an update :)
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  • vfr750fvfr750f Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Looks like Cryptic has suffered a warp core breach. This may be a long one.
  • luxandraluxandra Member Posts: 98 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    chronoss2012 wrote: »
    Baconnnnnnnn

    EMERGENCY! We have a breakfast breach in progress! We are losing gravy containment! We must eject the bacon!
  • nephtnepht Member Posts: 5,826 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    chronoss2012 wrote: »
    Baconnnnnnnn

    Gets my vote.
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  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    hedonastick wrote: »
    Dear Cryptic,
    I figured it out! You just need to power the servers with forum trolls! Glad to help guys, look forward to seeing the game up and running IMMEDIATELY.

    Great idea! Use the flames to power a combustion engine, then the hamster can retire!
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  • chu78chu78 Member Posts: 15 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Dammit!! I'm so bored I'm cleaning! CLEANING! You MONSTERS!
  • tribbleorlfltribbleorlfl Member Posts: 143 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    theodrim wrote: »
    Hey, as far as I'm concerned anyone who got to see the Challenger disaster live gets a free pass on making that joke. I did.

    I'm w/ wolfpacknz, I fail to see how the tragic death of 7 people is in the least bit funny. I saw it from my elementary school's PE field, and to this day, thinking about those poor souls gives me chills and a wave of sadness.
  • pel2pel2 Member Posts: 35 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    trekie85 wrote: »
    so ... no official response to an instant 60+ page threadnought?! can we at least get an ETA or something.. acknowledgment .. its being worked on? something lol .. grrr

    "The ETA for server up time is currently being calculated by our backup system HAL please stand by....I SAID STAND !!!
  • spork87spork87 Member Posts: 239 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    did you check to make sure its plugged in?
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  • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    dungmantis wrote: »
    So while we are waiting for them to reanimate the hamsters.....How do you get any Zen in the game besides paying money. And on that same theme, do you ever get a new ship through missions or is that money also? Thanks.

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  • badname834854badname834854 Member Posts: 1,186 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    SUMMONING BRANFLAKES!


    Come in and tell us the status...or pipe in with a dumb joke about tacos, you pick...
  • kamenriderzero1kamenriderzero1 Member Posts: 906 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    voporak wrote: »
    Have we set a new record for thread posting speed?

    No, I think the "We're taking fleet marks away from the foundry missions" fiacso still leads.
    Everywhere I look, people are screaming about how bad Cryptic is.
    What's my position?
    That people should know what they're screaming about!
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  • captainbaileycaptainbailey Member Posts: 356 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Don't they realize that with any operating system every so often a fresh install is needed to keep things running smoothly????? Maybe if it has been done once in the past 3 years all these issues wouldn't be occurring.
  • zordar01zordar01 Member Posts: 318
    edited May 2013
    unionmaster wrote: »
    This all started when they opened up the Neverwinter beta :mad:

    Should be called the Neverphaser Beta.
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  • hagar3hagar3 Member Posts: 145 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    vfr750f wrote: »
    Funny that the error server is still up. Wonder what it's registering.

    an error lol
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  • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    badname834854 wrote: »
    SUMMONING BRANFLAKES!


    Come in and tell us the status...or pipe in with a dumb joke about tacos, you pick...

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    Hi Captains! I'm getting spotty reception here (out of office). Please watch @trekonlinegame for updates. We'll be back as soon as possible.

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  • ambassador379ambassador379 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Cryptic WAKE UP!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjYAcmlFsWo
  • koflanmkoflanm Member Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I got booted earlier and when i looked up from my computer i was in a dark alley and I can't seem to find my underwear!!!

    damn you cryptic you screwed me again!
  • annemarie30annemarie30 Member Posts: 2,671 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Let's see. we have the STO server with moderate traffic and the champions server with light traffic.. let's put the new MMO on the STO server.... yeaaaaahhhhhh
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  • jshignjshign Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Everyone calm down, watch some My Little Pony, pet your cat, read some Doctor Who novels...I recommend Shada, it's by Douglas Adams. He's a lot of fun to read.
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