This thing is just horrific, but I can't stop laughing at it. It's like they took a Galaxy Saucer and attached it to a mangled trash heap, and then called it a ship. What was the concept artist smoking?
What the hell was that, it'd look less blocky if it were made of lego
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Half the klingon ship u r pointing at make me think of some constipated dog trying to...
Qu'Daj or bortasq ship looks like flying hamerhead shark
raptors look like big skeleton birds that cannot fly anymore cause they're lost 3/4 wings.
SCI trident-class looks like flash gordon space helmet they even added places for his small wings just behind hears ...
Fed Dreadnought looks like a cheap inflatable pool
In my opinion, all ships are especialy ugly in STO exept for 2 : BORG CUBES or SPHERES are REAL PERFECTION !
exept for the tac cube that is a complete STO failure in design.
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Extremely hard to pick THE ugliest of so many
direful ships cryptic has made.
Well... i think the Fleet Escorts are the ugliest ships i have ever seen.
I am not going to spend much of a thought on this matter anymore, since cryptics designers seem to have no taste at all, and if i am going to fret about it or not they won't change anything.
Live long and prosper.
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I just had too because I kinda like the Oddy... dislike how the base stats are... Commander Engineer for all 3? noo waaay!
I like big Starships and I can not lie
You other Captains can't deny
That when an Odyssey warps into itty bitty space
And a huge saucer in your face
You get popped, your shields have dropped
'Cause you notice that ship was stuffed
Deep in the Nacelles she's wearing
you're hooked and you can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna team with ya
And take a picture
My fleeties tried to warn me
But that Starship you got makes me so Gorny
Even Klingons got the shout! Starship Got Fayat!
my canon Star Trek self says I dislike the Nebula... but my Star Trek Online says nearly everything from the C-story... besides the Bellerophon... Bellerophon rocks!
I am tempted to say "Any Cryptic Designed ship", but the Sau'Paulo is pretty nice... Then again... It's just a bend and broken variant of the Defiant model.
Don't look silly... Don't call it the "Z-Store/Zen Store"...
Ok maybe I was a little too critical of "all c-store ships" the Sao Paulo is a very nice tweak of the defiant, the Galaxy refit design ship the Venture is quite nice... I haven't experienced its so called texture issues yet as I don't own it, but the overall look is nice.
the Kitty Carrier "Atrox" is for me... foul... it remind me of a ship that should belong in Sins Of A Solar Empire <- Mentioned before in some other thread but it really does remind me of S.O.A.S.E.
I like the Bortasqu' mainly because it very Klingon in appearance, beefy and nasty looking.
The Armitage for me... wrong direction to go for another Fed ship... should be just an Escort... not a carrier.
I like big Starships and I can not lie
You other Captains can't deny
That when an Odyssey warps into itty bitty space
And a huge saucer in your face
You get popped, your shields have dropped
'Cause you notice that ship was stuffed
Deep in the Nacelles she's wearing
you're hooked and you can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna team with ya
And take a picture
My fleeties tried to warn me
But that Starship you got makes me so Gorny
"Critics who say that the optimistic utopia Star Trek depicted is now outmoded forget the cultural context that gave birth to it: Star Trek was not a manifestation of optimism when optimism was easy. Star Trek declared a hope for a future that nobody stuck in the present could believe in. For all our struggles today, we haven’t outgrown the need for stories like Star Trek. We need tales of optimism, of heroes, of courage and goodness now as much as we’ve ever needed them." -Thomas Marrone
I absolutely hate the Cheyenne Heavy Cruiser design.. though that isnt Cryptic's fault
and the history of how that ship was made makes it even more undesirable in my eyes.
The designer basically kitbashed two Galaxy class model kits. Merged the two lower parts of the saucers as well as include the necks.. and used markers for the nacelles.. MARKERS.. >.<
Have any of you tried your hands at modeling?There is no such thing as ungly ship and yjey may have gotten some of them from a another game with the modelers consent.
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With the destiny class, you can only take so much of the ugly out, I fly a maelstrom and it looks pretty sweet with the maco shield.
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-Lord Commander Solar Macharius
5th place- The Galor. They all look like they're flying backwards
4th place- Envoy- class cruiser. What were the designers thinking?
3rd place- Kar'fi carrier. It looks like a hybrid of a freight train and a catfish.
2nd place- The Olympic class sci and variants. I made mine with the clear sphere and called it theUSS Flying Fishbowl
and first place goes to...
The Breen Chel Grett Cruiser. That is the ugliest ship I've ever seen. If I flew one, I'd need a cloak just so no one would see me in it.
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The Fleet Escort- Maelstrom
AKira
Heavy crusiers
Some of the Constitution variants
That one miranda variant with long pylons.
What the hell was that, it'd look less blocky if it were made of lego
I know it looks ... revolting
Look at it... FUGLY!
I wish the newer birds-of-prey would take more after the classic B'rel/K'vort... THOSE are some good-looking ships.
RUNNERS-UP - KDF:
Ch'Tang-class T4 Refit.
Qin Heavy Raptor (ant its Refit).
Qu'Daj Heavy Battle Cruiser (The other Negh'Var).
The Tor'Kaht Battle Cruiser (one of the Vor'chas).
The Koloth Bird-of Prey (The other B'rel skin that I've never actually SEEN in-game)
(I almost added the Ki'Tang BoP and the Ning'Tao Refit, but I actually KINDA like those.)
Fed-side... nothing is more hideous than the Trident-class Shoe box- er, I mean, Science Ship.
If I wanted to play with a shoe box, I'd get an actual shoe box.
RUNNERS-UP - STARFLEET:
ANY of the Heavy Cruisers.
Hope-class Research Science Vessel.
The Oslo- and Zephyr-class Heavy Escorts.
ALL of the Star Cruisers.
All of the Advanced Escorts, except the Prometheus.
(Contrary to popular belief, I actually like all of the Patrol Escorts)
Heir to the high pony of holier than thou, Guardian of the Sacred Mallet of Thwarting, and giver of Baptismal raspberries since 02/02/2010
lol
Half the klingon ship u r pointing at make me think of some constipated dog trying to...
Qu'Daj or bortasq ship looks like flying hamerhead shark
raptors look like big skeleton birds that cannot fly anymore cause they're lost 3/4 wings.
SCI trident-class looks like flash gordon space helmet they even added places for his small wings just behind hears ...
Fed Dreadnought looks like a cheap inflatable pool
In my opinion, all ships are especialy ugly in STO exept for 2 : BORG CUBES or SPHERES are REAL PERFECTION !
exept for the tac cube that is a complete STO failure in design.
The Tactical Cube has appeared in canon: http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Borg_tactical_cube
"Critics who say that the optimistic utopia Star Trek depicted is now outmoded forget the cultural context that gave birth to it: Star Trek was not a manifestation of optimism when optimism was easy. Star Trek declared a hope for a future that nobody stuck in the present could believe in. For all our struggles today, we haven’t outgrown the need for stories like Star Trek. We need tales of optimism, of heroes, of courage and goodness now as much as we’ve ever needed them."
-Thomas Marrone
direful ships cryptic has made.
Well... i think the Fleet Escorts are the ugliest ships i have ever seen.
I am not going to spend much of a thought on this matter anymore, since cryptics designers seem to have no taste at all, and if i am going to fret about it or not they won't change anything.
Live long and prosper.
I like big Starships and I can not lie
You other Captains can't deny
That when an Odyssey warps into itty bitty space
And a huge saucer in your face
You get popped, your shields have dropped
'Cause you notice that ship was stuffed
Deep in the Nacelles she's wearing
you're hooked and you can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna team with ya
And take a picture
My fleeties tried to warn me
But that Starship you got makes me so Gorny
Even Klingons got the shout! Starship Got Fayat!
my canon Star Trek self says I dislike the Nebula... but my Star Trek Online says nearly everything from the C-story... besides the Bellerophon... Bellerophon rocks!
Some of their parts are nice, but whenever I see either of those in their full glory, I'd rather stab my eyes out.
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the Kitty Carrier "Atrox" is for me... foul... it remind me of a ship that should belong in Sins Of A Solar Empire <- Mentioned before in some other thread but it really does remind me of S.O.A.S.E.
I like the Bortasqu' mainly because it very Klingon in appearance, beefy and nasty looking.
The Armitage for me... wrong direction to go for another Fed ship... should be just an Escort... not a carrier.
Maybe if they move the saucer more forward like the Sovereign etc....
You win.10chars
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-Thomas Marrone
and the history of how that ship was made makes it even more undesirable in my eyes.
The designer basically kitbashed two Galaxy class model kits. Merged the two lower parts of the saucers as well as include the necks.. and used markers for the nacelles.. MARKERS.. >.<
Next up is a tie between all of the star cruisers and all of the fleet escorts.
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For the KDF the "Hong Kong Phooey" carrier.
I can't decide which one is fuglier.:eek:
-Lord Commander Solar Macharius
4th place- Envoy- class cruiser. What were the designers thinking?
3rd place- Kar'fi carrier. It looks like a hybrid of a freight train and a catfish.
2nd place- The Olympic class sci and variants. I made mine with the clear sphere and called it theUSS Flying Fishbowl
and first place goes to...
The Breen Chel Grett Cruiser. That is the ugliest ship I've ever seen. If I flew one, I'd need a cloak just so no one would see me in it.