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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Daevan wrote:
    Attention: I'm pretty sure my sunburns have sunburns. This may be a scientific breakthrough in skin-burning. Also, ouch.
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    HAHA! See! The Sun is trying to kill us all. We must destroy it, before it destroys us.
    Daevan wrote:
    You bring the nuclear weaponry, I'll bring the sunscreen.
    I hate to disrupt you two's plans, but the Sun primarily works BECAUSE of some sort of nuclear reaction.

    Also, some of us need sunlight. Just becuase you two only venture out in evenings and nights...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Besides you got sunburnt while it's -30 out over here, I'd say you deserve it :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    I'm going to move to the US. I've changed global roles within my company, been assigned to a new customer contract and I'm awaiting the shipping date for me to move.














    Fooled You! I'm staying here. Who wants to live in a country where they elected a leader with not even a single brain cell? :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Cancel the surprise party. MG isn't coming after all
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    CAPTWinters wrote:
    Cancel the surprise party. MG isn't coming after all
    As unusual as it sounds....maybe one day, once I get enough money, and I can have at least some confidence in the economy, and be semi-garunteed a job....maybe I *will* move to America.

    It's a lot of "IF"s and "But"s though.....;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    What kind of plane is it?
    Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Valias is MIA :(
    Last Activity: 02-11-2011

    I'm never gonna see his/her smexy orion girl again. Hort is sadddddd <________>
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Attention, all personnel.

    That is all.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    Who wants to live in a country where they elected a leader with not even a single brain cell? :p

    Explains how your Prime Minister got elected... :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    This System now under new Management [Flag of the Week ...] you look see if its Raven or Cappy
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    I hate to disrupt you two's plans, but the Sun primarily works BECAUSE of some sort of nuclear reaction.

    Also, some of us need sunlight. Just becuase you two only venture out in evenings and nights...

    My job involves me standing around, in direct sunlight, for around 5-6 hours a day. I also regularly hike- something I can't really do at night. Thar be bears in them woods.

    As for the nuclear reaction thing.... Don't bring science into our plans of world domination!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    This is the last Firday that I will work this week!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    I have a headache. That is all.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Where is Funday? I thought Quailman hooked us all up
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    OMG it's actually sunny.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    I know but this guy has no flying experience at all. He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    SP3CTREnyc wrote:
    Where is Funday? I thought Quailman hooked us all up

    Old shows FTW!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Boy trapped in refrigerator eats own foot.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    Fooled You! I'm staying here. Who wants to live in a country where they elected a leader with not even a single brain cell? :p

    Yeah, we do that a lot. Let's see...

    Ford was never elected president and was appointed as VP partway through Nixon's term, so he shouldn't count
    Carter...yeah...that was a mistake...
    Clinton may have had brain cells, but thought with his second head
    Bush Jr talked like a Texan and was soooooo gullible it wasn't funny
    Obama has no clue what he doing

    I think you meant Obama in your witty insult.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    Obama has no clue what he doing

    1) He inherited a mess from a previous administration that probably paid as little attention to domestic affairs as was humanlly possible.

    2) He's dealing with a Congress that is bound and determined to be an obstruction to anything proposed by anyone with any semblence of reason. And it doesn't matter which party is in control.

    Funny you didn't mention Reagan or Bush Sr. in that.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    This is the only thread hort made that didn't die. Don't make it get a political lock, or else he'll cry.... T__T
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    This is a non-political zone. Why you may ask? because the last people to make hort cry lived in Atlantis, and well, we all know what happened to them :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Haha, yeah. No politics you tricky Brit.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    In other news, presenting the creepiest cellphone ever conceived. :eek:

    With my luck someone would call me, grab my keys, and take off running down the hall.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Just stating facts, not trying to make things political.

    In other news, dragons with colds are considered dangerous. News whenever we can pop our heads out of the fox holes.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Walked home from donating his 8th pint of blood.

    Though it actually counts as my 9th donation because I donated a blood sample to see if they could take platelets as well.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Party tonight. SB 24. Lets show those klingons how to have fun!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    hort_wort wrote: »
    In other news, presenting the creepiest cellphone ever conceived. :eek:

    With my luck someone would call me, grab my keys, and take off running down the hall.

    Reminds me of the mischief demons from the book Monster.

    So Monster, the titular hero, has a girlfriend. She is a Succubus. She also has a penchant for summoning lots of mischief demons and planting them in little dolls which can then be used like cell phones. Only problem is once the doll breaks the demon is set loose to cause mischief. Hilarity ensues.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    My cats are smarter than your honor student :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    This sentence makes no sense.
    But this one does.
    This sentence makes no sense.
    No seriously, this one does.
    This sentence makes no sense.
    Get it?
    This sentence makes no sense.
    Get it? Eh? Eh?
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