News Update: Augustus Caesar of the The Roman Empire has just won an astounding 7-1 Diplomatic Victory. All hail the new leader of the free world! In other news, starvation still runs rampant in the American cities recently annexed and still occupied by Roman forces. Civilization V News Network Reporting
*cue news theme* This is a Ten Forward News at 5:21PM! From the studio, it's Matt Dawson!
Good afternoon. Our top stories tonight: as yet another missile is exchanged between North Ten Forward and South Ten Forward, the rest of the forums ask: Do we care enough to send a Dev there?; a murdered female newbie with marks from a beak was discovered recently close to the residence of the Ten Forward toucan; and lastly, will LilRaveGirl, SaintHazard and EricaJoanne ever return for longer than a week?
*cue news theme* This is a Ten Forward News at 5:21PM! From the studio, it's Matt Dawson!
Good afternoon. Our top stories tonight: as yet another missile is exchanged between North Ten Forward and South Ten Forward, the rest of the forums ask: Do we care enough to send a Dev there?; a murdered female newbie with marks from a beak was discovered recently close to the residence of the Ten Forward toucan; and lastly, will LilRaveGirl, SaintHazard and EricaJoanne ever return for longer than a week?
Jumps down onto the newsdesk from above
"This just in. Straightjackets are 1/2 price at Hazards Emporium. Also, I skipped breakfast this morning and boooooy am I hungry!!"
Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone. Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone. Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping! Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone stuff again.
[Later] Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an STO Character. Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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Thanks
To the everlasting glory of Starfleet
Shines the Becon of the
USS Ice Maiden....
[now with new and improved Andorian Skills
[uneffected by Omar Noonien Singh Bio Research honest..nmamaahhaah]
The Stig!
that's some BIG ears
I said Attention!!!
HEY!! *Whistles loudly*
Hi.
(Points to the person who gets reference)
This is a Ten Forward News at 5:21PM! From the studio, it's Matt Dawson!
Good afternoon. Our top stories tonight: as yet another missile is exchanged between North Ten Forward and South Ten Forward, the rest of the forums ask: Do we care enough to send a Dev there?; a murdered female newbie with marks from a beak was discovered recently close to the residence of the Ten Forward toucan; and lastly, will LilRaveGirl, SaintHazard and EricaJoanne ever return for longer than a week?
Jumps down onto the newsdesk from above
"This just in. Straightjackets are 1/2 price at Hazards Emporium. Also, I skipped breakfast this morning and boooooy am I hungry!!"
Turns around and attacks Dawson.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone stuff again.
[Later]
Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an STO Character.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
Ertwin is not responsible for any resulting muggings
Also I'm making cookies today. All elligible people please line up in an orderly fashion to the right. Everyone else stare at Hort.
*A few seconds later*
The wings are not on fire.
I thought you were trying to imitate the Care Bears.
HAHA! See! The Sun is trying to kill us all. We must destroy it, before it destroys us.
You bring the nuclear weaponry, I'll bring the sunscreen.