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Corrupt a wish!!

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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    BEST TANK EVER!

    granted but it costs you 3 million $


    I wish I could have some tiramisu
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. It's stale though.

    I wish there was no crime
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: the human race is now extinct.

    I wish for peace and quiet...
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. All life is now exitinct.

    I wish people would use common sense
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. People everywhere become less idiotic, and now nothing separates the wise from the previously-unwise. Harvard graduates (and other similar) are out on the street because they're not in a higher intellectual class anymore. Anarchy reigns as intelligent people are forced to a life of crime to survive. The world is in chaos.

    I wish that no further wishes will be granted.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: But the paradox of granting your wish that no wishes be granted rips a hole in space-time. This entire thread is rebooted.

    I wish my boss would give me a raise.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. Mo money, mo problems.

    I wish that boy bands never existed
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, Justin Timberlake is President instead.

    I wish I could meet Rick Astley
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: Rick is your stalker who breaks into your house to steal your clothes.


    I wish I was #1 on People's Magazine's Most Beautiful People issue.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted but everyone else is a zombie

    I wish steak was a vegetable
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: Doctors tell you to stop eating vegetables.

    I wish 6 hours of sleep was all I needed every night.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. Unfortunately for you that's exactly what the new Borg Queens feels is best for new drones.

    I wish The Devious Adm Ravenstein.. would remember to smile..
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Gramted. but his smile scares everyone.

    I wish there was something worth watching on TV these days.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: You will know recieve "A Wonderful Life" on every channel 24/7/365

    I wish someone would make a good Excalibur/King Arthur movie
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but the only copy of the movie is burned before mass production, and therefore it will never be released.

    I wish for world peace.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: The Mt Everest sized Asteroid just made things real peaceful like

    I wish the USA Network to stop showing the same episodes of NCIS over and over again and show different episodes
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. They now show no episodes of NCIS and instead show old reruns of Malcolm in the Middle

    I wish that Enterprise lasted longer
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. No wish corruption though.

    I wish I had cable television.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but the cables come to life and strangle you.

    I wish for Little Chocolate Doughnuts: The breakfast of champions!

    (Endorsed by John Beluchi!)
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but you find out later what you thought was choclate was actually laxative.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Archanubis wrote:
    Granted, but you find out later what you thought was choclate was actually laxative.

    since you had no wish, you also partake f the laxatives.

    I wish for iced tea.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but you suddenly become diabetic, and after drinking the tea, you die. :-(

    I wish Dodge would return the Chargers to their muscle car roots.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but they only get two miles to the half gallion.

    I wish I could fly an A-10 Thunderbolt II.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. However, all guidance and navigation systems are offline, and you didn't bring a compass, and you fly into enemy air space and you're shot down, captured, and imprisoned where they make you drink Mr. Pibb and crab juice.

    I wish a clean, safe, renewable power source would be discovered that supplied all energy needs.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: However, you are the only person stationed on the Moon running the Microwave station pumping energy to earth

    I wish the Hawaiian language didn't have so many vowels
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, there is no longer any such language as Hawaiian.

    I wish Florida pineapples were as good as Hawaiian pineapples HA! twist that one!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Capulet wrote: »
    Granted, there is no longer any such language as Hawaiian.

    I wish Florida pineapples were as good as Hawaiian pineapples HA! twist that one!

    They are as good, but thanks to an oil accident they are not fit for humans to eat for the next 100 years.

    I wish I had a pony?
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Zodi-emish wrote:
    They are as good, but thanks to an oil accident they are not fit for humans to eat for the next 100 years.

    I wish I had a pony?

    Granted, it's an evil unicorn and impales you and devours your soul.

    I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: But you don't get it he way you wanted to "get it"

    I wish they had continued the Xena series for a couple of more seasons
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Sadly you learn that she hated the part, and so she quit the show.


    I wish I had a donut, two doggies, three ducks, four pizzaz, five golden rings, six million dollars, seven private jets, eight milk shakes, and a lifetime sub to this game?
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