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Corrupt a wish!!

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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but now he is carrying your child.

    I wish the voices in my head would leave me alone.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but they were the only thing keeping you from jumping off the cliff to your death.

    I wish I was thin.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: you just fell through between the floorboards

    I wish for warp drive.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but it violently explodes, maiming you before you die a slow, painful death.

    I wish for wings that i know the exact capabilities of, that do not come with any side-effects.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but they don't allow ya to fly.

    I wish for the US Constitution
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, you have the US Constitution, but then are arrested for crimes against the United States and are shot on site.

    I wish I never got cavaties.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. Now you have no teeth at all.

    I wish they put a thread in my thread so I can reply to this thread while I reply to this thread.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but because the programming involved is so sophistocated, your computer dies when you try to implement it.

    I wish I had a clone.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. Now he's killed you and taken over your life.

    I wish you'd never give me up, never let me down, and never run around and desert me.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You are stuck in stasis, with me constantly watching you on a camera.

    I wish for a sandwich-activated hotplate laser.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted but you are now a sandwhich.


    I wish the sky was purple
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. But now you look like a hippie with purple tinted glasses.

    I wish for a rock so heavy I can't lift it.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You're under that rock.

    I wish I could eat anything I want and lose weight.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted. You're under that rock.

    I wish I could eat anything I want and lose weight.

    Granted, you have uncontrollable diarhea and projectile vomit whenever you blink

    I wish for replicators
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    WOOHOO!!! I'M LOSING WEIGHT!!!

    Granted, but your replicator is broken.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted but it's a stargate replicator not a Star Trek one....good job destroying the world.

    I wish to see Worf and Teal'c do battle.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but in the event, you're both killed, and because of your death, they both become Catholic priests.

    I wish I ruled all of existence.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted but now you have to put up with Q....all of them.

    I wish you wouldn't grant this wish
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    The entire Q Continuum? Cool!!! They can do my laundry!!!

    Your wish is not granted, but instead, you're forced to be Jerry Seinfeld's only groupie.

    I wish the world economy would collapse.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    The entire Q Continuum? Cool!!! They can do my laundry!!!

    Your wish is not granted, but instead, you're forced to be Jerry Seinfeld's only groupie.

    I wish the world economy would collapse.

    Granted, but after the collapse, they find out you wished for it and spend the rest of your life hiding from the endless lawyers they send after you...

    I wish that animals could talk
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. However, you realize the animals you come across have been conspiring to kill you for weeks. You end up as kitty chow the morning after. :(

    I wish I could travel the world.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted but you travel the world as an object hurled by superman.

    I wish I was bald like Picard
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Your wish is granted, but your hair is bright Red, and unchangable in colour.

    I wish I was a little bit older.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    MGDawson wrote: »
    Your wish is granted, but your hair is bright Red, and unchangable in colour.

    I wish I was a little bit older.

    Granted, as you didn't specify what you meant by 'little bit' you are now approaching 100 years old, you can barely remember your name, let alone what star system you were last in...

    I wish Kirk hadn't died in Generations and returned in Nemesis and instead fought Picard for captain of the Enterprise-E...
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted; but the movie's so horrible that it kills the franchise so dead that not even J.J Abrahms wants to touch it.

    I wish for a hot chick.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but she's a TRIBBLE, and doesn't like you and you never get to even touch her.

    I wish I was the best lawyer in the world.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. But now nobody likes you and you have no friends.

    I wish I had a new job
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You're Ricky Martin's personal bathroom attendant.

    I don't have any friends now and there are a few people that want me dead, so my life doesn't change any with me being the best lawyer alive. WOOHOO!!!!

    I wish everything I eat was healthy.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Everything you eat is fat, extremely sweet and gives you a coranary every time you take a bite.

    I wish I could travel back in time to the 1930s.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but you arrive as a pile of dust.

    I wish for the dead to rise.
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