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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You're their first meal.

    I wish for Jeannie to be my Genie
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, you get the evil Jeannie, and you're her slave.

    I wish to know the meaning of life.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted but the knowledge is so large it kills you

    i wish for a fast car
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. mattnx1701a will be missed. *puts flower in front of tombstone that says "Died as he lived. Fast"*

    I wish for a plethora of flowers.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but you develop a severe allergy, and you die a very horrible death.

    I wish I was Hugh Hefner.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You die from a heart attack after a viagra overdose.

    I wish I was a little bit taller
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You choke from asphyxia from lack of air up there.

    I wish for idiotic fallacy.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted but but you die the next day
    I wish for fast work day
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but your off work hours are even faster, and you find yourself practically always working without rest.

    I wish I was asleep.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You're in a coma. No telling if you'll ever wake up.

    I wish Star Trek was real
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Wake_Roberts wrote:
    Granted. You're in a coma. No telling if you'll ever wake up.

    I wish Star Trek was real

    Granted, but unfortunately you get sucked into the "anomaly of the week" and transported into the middle of World War 3... where-upon you illuminate the planet for all time as radioactive fallout...

    I wish the Borg hadn't assimilated Captain Picard and instead, became obsessed about curtain fabrics.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. The Borg have assimilated all clothing in the universe. And now look like rummage sale reject drag queens.

    I wish we had ponies in the game.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    Granted. The Borg have assimilated all clothing in the universe. And now look like rummage sale reject drag queens.

    I wish we had ponies in the game.

    Granted, the ponies now move and turn much like a bath-tub and also eat flesh via weird tenticles in true Star Trek TOS alien-esque style.

    I wish that Geordi in TNG was really played by Ice Cube (oh god, imagine it...)
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    you get tribbles.

    I wish I had a girlfriend.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. Your girlfriend turns out to be Ravenstein and you get woken up by having your nose eaten by rabbit and when you complain you get stabbed with a sword.

    I wish I was allowed to stab random people who annoy me with my sword.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. She now picks out what you will wear, what you will eat, how you will cut your hair, who you will spend time with, which will mostly be her, and you will never get to play video games ever again.

    Granted. You are arrested and sent to prison for attempted murder.

    I wish for freedom
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    Granted. Your girlfriend turns out to be Ravenstein and you get woken up by having your nose eaten by rabbit and when you complain you get stabbed with a sword.

    I wish I was allowed to stab random people who annoy me with my sword.

    Granted but you’re not the only one that wished for that look behind you

    I wish I had a talking fish
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Wake_Roberts wrote:
    I wish for freedom

    I'm at a loss for this, so I will go for
    mattnx1701a wrote: »
    I wish I had a talking fish

    Grant: all it does is complain about the water quality, the food you feed it, how small the tank seems...

    I wish my astrological sign was a Dragon...
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. Your 'freedom' now includes the freedom to do anything at all you want - overcome with the sheer mind-boggling awesomeness of such freedom, you go crazy and try to lick a combine harvester while in operation... safe to say, you lick nothing more afterward.

    I wish we could fly any ship we like in STO
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    I wish my astrological sign was a Dragon...
    Granted but now you scar every one you meet with your over baring personality

    I wish we could fly any ship we like in STO
    Granted but you have to pay cryptic 10000 cp for every one of them

    I wish I had a talking car like K.I.T
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Wish granted but it's voiced by steve Urkel immitating professor Frink with a head cold. Also it hates you.


    I wish there were 5 lights.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. They are however 7000 megawatts... Each.

    I wish for a pi... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, the integers of Pi stream endlessly through your head. It is all you can ever think about until the last integer passes.

    I wish for My own Island in a peaceful corner of the Caribbean.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. However its The Island. (obscure reference... enjoy your harvesting)

    I wish for a slice of hell.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: it comes from the frozen region...

    I wish I was rich.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, you are a rich person's clone get to come to The Island with me. (Yes I know the reference. Chat you're evil :P )

    I wish for an escape from "The Island" ack!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. *loads gun*

    I wish I had a parachute.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted you have a parachute...it does little to stop the tank in front of you though.

    I wish I had a tank to drive
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: Unfortunately, it's made out of balloons.

    I wish I owned a MiG-29.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    Granted. Your girlfriend turns out to be Ravenstein and you get woken up by having your nose eaten by rabbit and when you complain you get stabbed with a sword.

    Meh, try having 4 cats....:D

    Wish granted. Though it is now a ball of metal that was a MiG-29.

    I wish for an honest answer.
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