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Corrupt a wish!!

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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but the Targ is more intelligent, and makes you its pet, and has you fixed.

    I wish that there was something to watch in TV.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    ACES_HIGH wrote: »
    granted, you travel back and accidentally kill your own grandpa, thus you were never born, preventing you from going back in time and killing your grandpa, causing a paradox

    I wish I had a million bucks

    I ninja'd you!!!

    Granted, you have a million monopoly bucks.

    I wish my post would be ninja'd.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Your wish is refused.

    I wish my life would get better.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Wish granted. Your life gets better at getting worse.

    I wish my last wish wasn't denied.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Wish granted. Your life gets better at getting worse.

    I wish my last wish wasn't denied.

    Any post you make will never be Ninja'd

    I wish to own a Special Weapons Dalek
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Gratuitous bump
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. The special weapons your new Dalek has only work on dessert trays and appetizers. Great for parties.

    I wish all these modern toilets you find these days would be destroyed, and toilets like we used to have in the 70s and 80s would be made available again.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Denied on health and safety grounds.

    I wish to have a time machine.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    MGDawson wrote: »
    Denied on health and safety grounds.

    I wish to have a time machine.

    Granted, but the first time you use it, it'll vapourise you

    I wish I had a Sonic Screwdriver
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but the Sonic Screwdriver is broken, no way to repair it, and it's the only one in existence.

    I wish I could come up with a wish to be corrupted.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Wish granted. You got your horse. You're also in the 7th Cavalry. Give my regards to Custer.

    I wish I had x-ray vision.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but you overexpose the first person you use it on and they're dead wiihin hours.

    I wish transporters were a viable technology.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but the disassemble everything they used on and turned into a pile of goo.

    I wish I wish I twas a fish.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted; you are now tuna in a can. :P

    I wish my other car was a Berserk Fury.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Archanubis wrote:
    Granted; you are now tuna in a can. :P

    I wish my other car was a Berserk Fury.

    Granted, after turning the ignition the car begins to eat you.

    I wish cryptic made STO like the star trek universe
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted, but now you're a random redshirt ensign instead of a captain. But don't worry you're beaming down with the Captain and his 2 best officers to investigate the monster of the week.


    I wish I could play an instrument
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You can now play the kazoo. The only gig that you can land is at Dingaling Bros. Mouse Circus.

    I wish I had a million dollars
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. It's the payout from the life insurance policy of your parents/offspring/wedded partner (as appropriate)

    I wish for a dozen more wishes
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, you get your 12 additional wishes but may not use one within 150 years of the other.

    I wish I would be alive and well in the year 3,000
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You will be a head in a jar.

    I wish for eternal youth
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Jinx.

    Granted, but now you are one year old forever.

    I wish I had super powers.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You now have the power to emit the worst odors ever smelled.

    I wish for the ability to read faster than any other person.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: You read so fast now, the paper ignites before you can finish a page

    I wish they would make a Last Starfighter sequel
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. Due to his recent box office success, the part of Alex will be played by Sylvester Stallone. It will be directed by Uwe Boll.

    I wish for world peace.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, the world is now sterilized of all life. How peaceful!

    I wish for a more exciting job.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: You now work testing Personal Orbital Parachute Suits
    I wish for a box of Twizzlers
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but you have a severe allergic reaction to the Twizzlers, and when you touched them, you died.

    I wish I was a Power Ranger.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, Your the pink one.

    I wish for a cheeseburger.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. It's infested with ecoli.

    I wish for a Black 1972 Chevrolet Chevelle with a 454 big block V8.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but the car is stolen, and you're sent to jail where you become the wife of a 7 foot tall, 500 pound man named Bubba.

    I wish I didn't kill that fish.
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