An emote for people in a precise uniform, who stand at the tailor.
A funny about those Klingon Gateway missions, where the Klingons looked human.
How to properly discipline the player who does not attack the dreadnought during an Elite.
New Lunar Republic
"Where monsters rampage, I'm there to take them down! Where treasure glitters, I'm there to claim it! Where an enemy rises to face me, victory will be mine!" -Lina Inverse
This is how I feel when I take my Arbiter battlecruiser in and see 4 other Arbiters/Avengers also warp in. Especially when they are not named after those from World War I.
Also, whats with all the hate you were talking about with Caitians? I've never heard anyone complain about them.
the last 2 threads i started, some people began to loose their minds and overreact to the topics. i thought it was my toons at first, and i might be mistaken about the caitians, it think its just me. When people hate another, anything their foe says or does is evil in their eyes, so my mistake over all as (Marcus/Luna/Akai) mentioned was me posting in an area with people who have already forcefully rejected my content, only invites them to continue to hate on me everytime i post. so i abandoned the threads and gave up on caitians...i just started a klingon.
anyways back on topic....
ive been through the voth ground BZ tons of times yet i still fall for the floating sign and run to it and then have to go back around the long way again because of the cliff...this happen to anyone else?
fleet queues
wearing costume glases over dyson glasses
yeah, about like this when u roll outta the way of an aoe, and u still get slammed by it
how it feels using the sniper shot on enemys anymore
referring to anime as cartoons in front of Luna
doing content for the first time
being one shotted first 5 seconds in the elite mission
the moment u cant unsee...that guy with the naked ferengi =X.X=
has anyone noticed with the release of new armor sets, u see less Borg looking costumes from the seira era, and now more power ranger looks?
GMs are for assistance not feedback!
how AI fail stealth works, if you dont move or have any buffs on, an enemy wont always notice u
Catstar is one of the resident self-important furries here in the forum. This poll was made in a public place were it is readily ridiculed. Cryptic doesn't actually care we exist, but we wish someone did and hoped to see what people would say about us existing, except we don't like what they have to say.
Perhaps with CatStar as the guide/host upon beamdown? Was that poll not answer enough for you? This is going beyond trolling, please, just stop it!!!! :-\
^was uncalled for, but whatever i gave in
This thread is for joking about the lighter side of STO. Let it go and stay on topic now.
ive been through the voth ground BZ tons of times yet i still fall for the floating sign and run to it and then have to go back around the long way again because of the cliff...this happen to anyone else?
Where is this^ from? It looks purdy and I wants to kno.
What I wish I could do to idiots the instant they mess up an Adv/Elite queue:
Trying to dodge the wrong way:
Eating while in the middle of a battle:
General purpose slow clap for certain players:
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Anyone want to give me a Temporal Heavy Dreadnought pack? I'll be your friend
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,685Community Moderator
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Rattler? you know that pic is gonna force me to fire up my N64 and play starfox and then die cause in laughing at peppy hare telling me to do a barrel role all the time lol
New Lunar Republic
"Where monsters rampage, I'm there to take them down! Where treasure glitters, I'm there to claim it! Where an enemy rises to face me, victory will be mine!" -Lina Inverse
Rattler? you know that pic is gonna force me to fire up my N64 and play starfox and then die cause in laughing at peppy hare telling me to do a barrel role all the time lol
At least you have the N64 game. I've got the SNES one, Adventures, and Assault.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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again, not getting your reward for long missions...making u do them over
silent team/fleet invites with no introduction...its like they are in bot mode or something
Alpha: When you arrived at the crashed ship, its busted to pieces, dead bodys everywhere...and you find this Klingon who survived the crash holding his knee.... :O who is this the big guy from Sin City?
After you finish ISA doing 10x more DPS than that arrogant newbie who said he's perfected his build and will beat everyone else.
*your reaction "Now get lost"
New player arriving at Defara, Dyson ground or Undine space zone.
*his reaction "What's going on?"
When you figure out /bind_load_file spacebar.txt
*the reaction "wow this is really easy "
When someone threatens to leave your fleet and report you to GM because you wouldn't give them a masterkey for free
*your reaction "Censored"
When the Devs nerf something and don't want you to get what you want.
*your reactoin "you better see this! I'll just go over the wall you build"
When taking a new player with a "no idea build" in to an STF with 4 veteran high DPS players.
*your reaction "sit back and enjoy the show"
How that STF felt to them
How he can't follow what just happend finishing that STF under 2 minutes instead of the 20 it usualy takes him in a pug run.
When that High DPS player is not in the mood to explain stuff
When an STF is taking too long for the high dps player.
Your reaction when a new player challenges you to pvp and your shields don't drop below 90%
When a new player challenges you to a pvp and you finally open fire.
How it really is when you are explaining game mechanics and builds to fresh lvl 50 Players in your fleet in chat.
When that guy in your fleet does barely 2K dps and starts giving expert advise to new players in your fleet and your reaction
When you are finally fed up with this player giving bad and expensive advise and are about to kick him from the fleet
When the player asks for advise on his build yet ignores everything you say you feel like
When you hear you can visit your starship bridge and you go there for the first time.
When the new player actually listens and adjust their build to suddenly do 20K dps instead of 2 and their reaction
When someone says your ship is not good enough for Elite pve's
When Donatra fires her thalaron pulse but you push her with repulsors exactly in the path of your team mate.
tactics? to pew pew or not to pew pew?!
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,685Community Moderator
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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that cheating enemy that can hide in the wall then attacks u spontaneously
when u have one of those days where no matter what difficulty u play u cant seem to get it right
Where are these^ from?
It looks like Code Geass. That is Suzaku's Falcon Kick!
New Lunar Republic
"Where monsters rampage, I'm there to take them down! Where treasure glitters, I'm there to claim it! Where an enemy rises to face me, victory will be mine!" -Lina Inverse
Comments
when u fail at crafting expensive items or duty officer missions
how i feel when i stand over a beaten pvp opponent...with cats sword ^^
general reaction to "maintenence in 15 min." notice
high end crafters
when u check on an expensive sale from an awesome drop to find youve been undercut to the end of the line
when a mod is on duty
when u pop in to exploit cave and ask what everyone is doing
ever wondered what the mixed drink from that devidiean mission does to caitians??
when u loose track of the crystals counter and notice its about to blow
looking over everything it takes to craft now
when that person being carried is the only one left
people who brag about beating people half their level
i dont need a caption...if u seen them too during the risa event
every orion player ive encountered
reading chat commands and not paying attention to the battle
the headless guy haunting the game =O.O=
social zones
when DPS's run past the bunker i just setup and tell me to hurry and set one up...
trying to fly through all those blasted rings around the planet in that last devidian mission
A funny about those Klingon Gateway missions, where the Klingons looked human.
How to properly discipline the player who does not attack the dreadnought during an Elite.
"Where monsters rampage, I'm there to take them down! Where treasure glitters, I'm there to claim it! Where an enemy rises to face me, victory will be mine!" -Lina Inverse
WARNING: bringing up caitians on the forums, attracts haters!
HOW I WILL TREAT IT FROM NOW ON!!
when people begin leaving a tough mission that takes too long, and only two decide to carry on (true story, i was the caitian in this saga)
that one iconian with the quick melee attacks, designed to be a pain in the...***
^i miss my sword =U.U=
when that special team mate tells u to let her disarm the mine, then runs off to leave u in the explosion
removed content, and the gag order about bringing it up
when your public rejection become so trendy, even other caitians begin to reject their own played race
not sure why people ask how to get to the T-rex, just follow the rampaging crowd ^^
caitian stealth
my human toon during the risa event
when u try to think up an answer/response using reason, against clear insanity on the forum or pug party
when the boss ship teleports to the other side of the map fully healed
how i picture the PWE war room with each new season
feresan origins
switching to a new outfit that became glitched and your toons body clips through
waiting for a queue to fill on colony invasion
once upon a time, friendly plasma grenades would hurt u too...and your own BoFF's would throw them at u during critical fights
when huge and tiny alien toons work together in a team
the guy who joins a party in progress
duty officer chef finishes meal during a battle
Iconian health generator kit....yeah something like this
Tanks! Who needs agility when you can shrug it off?
organizing a raid group...isnt that challenge enough?
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6414550784/h7D7B6B46/
leveling characters... at the exchange
when patch notes hit
that one lost BoFF officer abandoned in a warzone
^if only Time Life was there to capture this Pulitzer
selling something from a useless drop for a large amount...."someone bought it!"
having fun making and posting on this thread
how your personal inventory works...hey, i can even carry multiple star ships that fit in a box, right in my pocket...honest!
the Cait Thread
speed run pugs
guys who hang at drozana...man that place is creepy
camera angles during intense fights!
tribblenaught tourists
how to defeat a hater; ignore them and have fun!
getting the shattered harmonics set
This is how I feel when I take my Arbiter battlecruiser in and see 4 other Arbiters/Avengers also warp in. Especially when they are not named after those from World War I.
Yes, I fly a Dreadnought cruiser. Deal with it.
Once. It was glorious.
You know you can turn that off right?
Wish more people would understand this
Using the Frosted Boots:
Flying in the Dyson Sphere is great, but I want this in game:
I want to have more fun with stuff
Asking for more diplomacy or exploration:
How most characters look while they're fighting:
What I wish I could do either in-game or to all the idiots who play:
Also, whats with all the hate you were talking about with Caitians? I've never heard anyone complain about them.
Anyone want to give me a Temporal Heavy Dreadnought pack? I'll be your friend
the last 2 threads i started, some people began to loose their minds and overreact to the topics. i thought it was my toons at first, and i might be mistaken about the caitians, it think its just me. When people hate another, anything their foe says or does is evil in their eyes, so my mistake over all as (Marcus/Luna/Akai) mentioned was me posting in an area with people who have already forcefully rejected my content, only invites them to continue to hate on me everytime i post. so i abandoned the threads and gave up on caitians...i just started a klingon.
anyways back on topic....
ive been through the voth ground BZ tons of times yet i still fall for the floating sign and run to it and then have to go back around the long way again because of the cliff...this happen to anyone else?
fleet queues
wearing costume glases over dyson glasses
yeah, about like this when u roll outta the way of an aoe, and u still get slammed by it
how it feels using the sniper shot on enemys anymore
referring to anime as cartoons in front of Luna
doing content for the first time
being one shotted first 5 seconds in the elite mission
the moment u cant unsee...that guy with the naked ferengi =X.X=
has anyone noticed with the release of new armor sets, u see less Borg looking costumes from the seira era, and now more power ranger looks?
GMs are for assistance not feedback!
how AI fail stealth works, if you dont move or have any buffs on, an enemy wont always notice u
the guy who looses 3/4 his life to show he can take the crystals blastwave
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQIhta0xiYmx8eUzTw4Qn49y39nJNyr83gKWZFowxAOZ1ZlpHmS
when your toon begins clipping on an edge and the camera cant compensate for angle
AOE blast!!......oh we lost the bonus..
not realizing u had your speakers up loud when a team mate suddenly talks
First time Elite level....yeah, something like this
those iconian ships that ram into u
first time doing the "everything old is new" mission, guess which room im talking about
trying to turn the corner with ice boots on
that one guy who always finds the shaft in bug hunt
exploring maps.... /stuck
the borg consoles to unlock the door (STF)...no try again...no try again...etc
entering a cave in risa at the finish line of the ship daily
Yes. yes, exactly.
CatStar had an opinion, and people disagreed with it. Now he thinks we all hate him.
This thread is for joking about the lighter side of STO. Let it go and stay on topic now.
Anyway... yeah. That's enough Internet arguments for one day... More silliness, please.
Where is this^ from? It looks purdy and I wants to kno.
What I wish I could do to idiots the instant they mess up an Adv/Elite queue:
Trying to dodge the wrong way:
Eating while in the middle of a battle:
General purpose slow clap for certain players:
Anyone want to give me a Temporal Heavy Dreadnought pack? I'll be your friend
Shuttle events
SLIPSTREAM!
No idea where to put this one...
Seeing an Omega Tropedo take out a ship.
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I wish we had some of these as emotes.
Anyway...
When you and four of your fleetmates enter an STF
For those awesome moments when you score a crit that kills an enemy in ground combat.
Preparing for the Shuttle Weekend Event.
"No matter where you go...there you are."
Where is this^ from? It looks purdy and I wants to kno.
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I forget, i grab up randoms after searching (a verb + gif) in google images
the guy in your team who agros every enemy around but isnt a tank
listening to the female memebr of your party get into a giggle spell over voice chat, while wasting enemys
...this is why glass cannons dont lead the charge!
people who have healing kits but dont heal team mates
jem attack fighter caught in a tractor beam
drozana needs to iinvest in a visit from the Orkin man! ...i mean really, doesnt anyone inspect the incoming cargo??
lockbox inventor
climbing in old ESD
those silent AFK players... "take that parasite!"
^they really do need to add in a voted kick for them
general fleet messages from leaders who dont know what to say, but wanna look active
those fleet members that just hang around watching others
seeing requirements for crafting high end items
when hit by that iconian attack that makes you loose control of your ship
when a fleet queue actually pops up as ready
then someone backs out and you loose the queue
whales when new stuff is released
devs pop up in the strangest places
GM monthly orientation
"Lindalf is not amused"
when klingons welcomed feresans to the defense force
bikini girl caitian sunning on risa
those iconians that can block sniper shots
Rattler? you know that pic is gonna force me to fire up my N64 and play starfox and then die cause in laughing at peppy hare telling me to do a barrel role all the time lol
Have to agree with catstar that is indeed one creepy place
My thoughts on Borg STF's
What the <Snake Cane> activation should look like. ^_^
"Where monsters rampage, I'm there to take them down! Where treasure glitters, I'm there to claim it! Where an enemy rises to face me, victory will be mine!" -Lina Inverse
usually what happens when that one player who thinks they are in charge of the PUG team after i cloak leaving him there surrounded by iconians.
At least you have the N64 game. I've got the SNES one, Adventures, and Assault.
hehe...
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dont u hate when your flashing secondary attack autotargets a small enemy instead of the one you where hoping to hit
people who didnt like the new ESD
when Tier items you grind for vanish from your inventory
tired from working all day yet u need game time
tanks: "stand behind me!"
Healers: "wait for me!"
DPS: "pew pew pew"
winning very rare drop
gets a caracle pet from a friend
expelling from team
watching Cryptic killing off everyone canon in the game, "no no no no, that didnt happen"
^little alexander too :O
when u find a pug group of veterans...its an awesome run!
that moment when your critical goes +30k
when a patch changes your toons look "heeeey!"
when u are forced to repeat missions/patrols for little amounts of XP in order to unlock the next missions
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8366197248/h3ED61D92/
fighting Fek'lar with a juggernaught
again, not getting your reward for long missions...making u do them over
silent team/fleet invites with no introduction...its like they are in bot mode or something
Alpha: When you arrived at the crashed ship, its busted to pieces, dead bodys everywhere...and you find this Klingon who survived the crash holding his knee.... :O who is this the big guy from Sin City?
*your reaction "Now get lost"
New player arriving at Defara, Dyson ground or Undine space zone.
*his reaction "What's going on?"
When you figure out /bind_load_file spacebar.txt
*the reaction "wow this is really easy
When someone threatens to leave your fleet and report you to GM because you wouldn't give them a masterkey for free
*your reaction "Censored"
When the Devs nerf something and don't want you to get what you want.
*your reactoin "you better see this! I'll just go over the wall you build"
When taking a new player with a "no idea build" in to an STF with 4 veteran high DPS players.
*your reaction "sit back and enjoy the show"
How that STF felt to them
How he can't follow what just happend finishing that STF under 2 minutes instead of the 20 it usualy takes him in a pug run.
When that High DPS player is not in the mood to explain stuff
When an STF is taking too long for the high dps player.
Your reaction when a new player challenges you to pvp and your shields don't drop below 90%
When a new player challenges you to a pvp and you finally open fire.
How it really is when you are explaining game mechanics and builds to fresh lvl 50 Players in your fleet in chat.
When that guy in your fleet does barely 2K dps and starts giving expert advise to new players in your fleet and your reaction
When you are finally fed up with this player giving bad and expensive advise and are about to kick him from the fleet
When the player asks for advise on his build yet ignores everything you say you feel like
When you hear you can visit your starship bridge and you go there for the first time.
When the new player actually listens and adjust their build to suddenly do 20K dps instead of 2 and their reaction
When someone says your ship is not good enough for Elite pve's
When Donatra fires her thalaron pulse but you push her with repulsors exactly in the path of your team mate.
When Donatra's about to fire her Thalaron Pulse... and a KDF player uses the Barrier Field Generator console in her face.
Once you figure out new enemy types
My attitude regarding some attitudes in game and on the forum. (Minor language warning so only providing link. Viewer Discression advised.)
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/assets/3632959/diehard-yippie.gif
Joining an in progress PvE Queue
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dodge
me, when someone pushes the wrong button
that cheating enemy that can hide in the wall then attacks u spontaneously
when u have one of those days where no matter what difficulty u play u cant seem to get it right
the guy with the plasma grenades no one liked, back when they also hurt your own team too.
when a new person takes command of a fleet:
Expectation...
Reality...
before i was able to label my uniforms
tribble server
tribble again, testing something thats beyond awesome
what u get when u buy it
fleet ads that lay it on thick
caitian tribal language (this is a real caracal btw)
Hierarchy BoFF, yeah i didnt pick him ether
proton gun:
primary
secondary
when people say they can make it through end game missions with low level gear
why people respond to them like this...
the over aggressive racer during the winter events race for tags
people who join a fleet and realize its got an open store
that BoFf that refuses to fight
how u feel when your friends are all on
new fleets...
when u go off theme because the rifle just isnt cutting it, and its time to bring out the blade!
for those players who take pride in their caitians, this is for u...
LUGIA!
and I think you mean:
secondary:
Prepare for squinty eyes gifs
getting disconnected at the end of a queue mission:
Starting a new toon during an exp weekend:
Sometimes I wish firing weapons could be more dramatic like:
How I feel after watching the Season 11 New Dawn trailer:
Hopefully Cryptic wont:
Anyone want to give me a Temporal Heavy Dreadnought pack? I'll be your friend
Quit sulking over nothing, it's time to get your kitty on!
It looks like Code Geass. That is Suzaku's Falcon Kick!
"Where monsters rampage, I'm there to take them down! Where treasure glitters, I'm there to claim it! Where an enemy rises to face me, victory will be mine!" -Lina Inverse
What I felt when I first flew my Bortasqu'
"Battlecruiser Operational"
PUG team's response after you say "gg"
Subspace Party Amplifier!
Seeing the loudmouth DPS sergeant die within the first few minutes of the game
When 2 people are wearing exactly the same rep gear
Watching the noob that just doesn't get it in an STF