@LaRocaQueLoco: How did these idiotas even graduate from #StarfleetAcademy without learning to follow simple instructions? #ClosetheRifts!
@GulBerat replied: Dinnae blame me, the #AkellenMacet is a well-oiled rift squashing machine. #BlindedThemWithScience
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@Thavrau_Wineries: Trying a new blend. Usual kheh and alefruit, with Terrhain hops and pumpkin. Stay tuned.
"Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
— Sabaton, "Great War"
From: Az Deet
Stardate: 87355.47
Subject: Who is this guy?
Body: Hello everyone. Just getting into this social media thing. Does anyone know who this 'Tom' guy is, and why I can't unfriend him? Thanks! -Az.
Heath Layress, Captain USS Los Lobos;
It was a typical day:
Chief engineer Thyl says he will not lower the shield that he’s erected around the engineering deck. He says it’s the only thing keeping those “crazy females” out of there. Security chief Truzena, Medical office Naynta, and Science office Paris are currently experimenting with nanites to see if they can weponize the tribbles infesting the lower level. I think they’re going to try and use them to breech the shield. And Helmsman Aunlel wants to permission to decrease power to the inertial dampers so she can “power slide the ship around Rigel as we leave”.
First Officer won't let me fire on Starfleet HQ personnel department for assigning me these lunatics.
The Prophets hate me.
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Captain Krystal Jade: Happy Halloween! One of my favorite Earth holidays. Dressed up as a SHIELD agent tonight. #CandyforTrill
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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@nimbusreject: called down a security escort and they sent down a set of triplets, the next time I called for a security escort they sent a pair of twins. I swear to god someone is messing with me.
"The soldier above all others prays for peace, for it is the soldier who must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war."
Douglas MacArthur - Quote on the dedication plaque of the U.S.S. Ranger NCC-97332-A Armitage class Fleet Heavy Strike Wing Escort.
@K'mecKotos: I have just ordered Ensign Sanderson to engineering ,@Madlocker i need you to keep an eye on him as it's his first day in engineering and the ensign is known to be clumsy. Admiral K.
@Madlocker: Affirmative, i have been observing Ensign Sanderson 3 times the last hour and hes a pretty pathetic excuse for an officer. I know Admiral Quinn assigned him to us, but he has no feel for it and has already knocked over a case of anti-matter that lucky hasnt been charged but the clean up will take days let alone the paperwork and having that part of engineering offline! This kid has to go!
@Madlocker: @OfficerNirnas i need you down here in engineering, i request to have Ensign Sanderson removed from this position. After all its not just everyone elses lives at sake, but everyones careers. You control the crew where they are assigned to. Get him out of here!
@K'mecKotos: Agreed. @OfficerNirnas please see to the Ensigns reassignment. Admiral K.
@OfficerNirnas: Yes, i have looked into it and the Ensign will be disciplined and locked away in his quarters, i have requested to have him taken off the ship. @K'mecKotos let Jorel know about this. Nirnas.
@K'MecKotos: @AdmiralJQuinn. Sir, the Ensign you assigned to my ship is a hazard to everyone, i know you wished for me to give him some time on the Fearless but hes already caused enough damage to see him no longer serve on the Fearless. Admiral K.
@AdmiralJQuinn: I am disappointed but not all that surprised, however after reviewing the reports you have forwarded along, Admiral, it seems i may have been in error?!! I hope the next recruit is less trouble. Quinn.
T6 Miranda Hero Ship FTW. Been around since Dec 2010 on STO and bought LTS in Apr 2013 for STO.
@captaingraviton: just got orders to check up on some #Vulcan who's holed himself in the Donatu system. Should be an easy assignment. #WhatCanGoWrong?
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Admiral Gh'thar: So, I decided to celebrate the human holiday known as "halloween" at Earth Spacedock. Used a holoprojector to disguise myself as species 8472, and nearly got shot when I decided to show a former borg officer my costume. @OneofTwo why even carry a phaser to a party?
@GulBerat: @LaRocaQueLoca Kind of hard to #CloseTheRifts when there's no one around to #DistractTheEnemy... (O'_'o) <--(You try putting eye ridges into human emoji...)
(Yeah, don't think I'll be pugging Mirror Invasion ever again...)
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@GulBerat: @LaRocaQueLoca Kind of hard to #CloseTheRifts when there's no one around to #DistractTheEnemy... (O'_'o) <--(You try putting eye ridges into human emoji...)
(Yeah, don't think I'll be pugging Mirror Invasion ever again...)
@revenger replied: Do it with me, I borrow a Scimitar from Command and it's absurdly helpful. #OP
(also, if anyone's seen the story posted last night in ULC 4...stay tuned. The finish is coming at noon EST or therabouts. )
@Klinn'kar Right ya grotz, Da red wun just hit 1618 impulse in drozana space - Drinks are on me! @Fedrat Did your crew turn to lizards? @Klinn'kar Nah, they are all Gorn already @GornstarHey, low blow cap!
@GulBerat: @LaRocaQueLoca Kind of hard to #CloseTheRifts when there's no one around to #DistractTheEnemy... (O'_'o) <--(You try putting eye ridges into human emoji...)
(Yeah, don't think I'll be pugging Mirror Invasion ever again...)
@LaRocaQueLoco: @GulBerat, between full spreads of #EnhancedBio-MolecularPhotonTorpedoes and the #TorpedoPointDefenseSystem, the #Tib and I have no trouble distracting the enemy. And by distracting I mean blasting them to shrapnel. #TheBUTTON #torpocalypse
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
@ScarletSolaris: @GulBerat, I agree to #Followtheyellowbrickroad with someone else. If they are #blastinaway then I'm closing rifts #closerift even though I play a cruiser. I also learned not to use #BFAW #ouch #dammit ... again ... #noobalert. Good luck! #neversurrender
R'Mirru
2 hrs
Commander Thera had lunch sent up for the captain when he had to pull an unexpected double shift. I have long suspected, but now I know for sure. Am I right, Romil Sez? #secretlove
Romil Sez
2 hrs
I don't use my abilities for that, sir.
Lorfa
1 hr
Bah. You're all a bunch of romantic fools.
R'Mirru
1 hr
Someone must have an inkling. You've known them both from the start, Jhe'rig th'Zarath. Any insight?
Jhe'rig th'Zarath
45 mins
Alex and Thera? No way. They're like brother and sister. Alex and Keiko, though...
Keiko Dirose
40 mins
What?!
Alex Makepeace
30 mins
Maybe you should remember to set your visibility settings before you post next time, R'Mirru.
R'mirru
25 mins
Sorry, sir.
Alex Makepeace
20 mins
Apology accepted. Now I have to go get ready to meet with Thera th'Zarath.
R'Mirru
15 mins
With Thera, you say? Hmm...
R'Mirru
13 mins
Wait, you linked to her!
Romil Sez
15 mins
Uh-oh.
Thera th'Zarath
10 mins
I'm going to shoot you all.
R'Mirru: Lieutenant, Hazard Team CO. Caitian.
Romil Sez: Lieutenant JG, Hazard Team science officer. Betazoid.
Lorfa: Lieutenant JG, Hazard Team combat medic and heavy weapons officer. Klingon.
Jhe'rig th'Zarath: Lieutenant Commander, chief engineer. Andorian.
Keiko Dirose: Lieutenant Commander, chief science officer. Human.
Alex Makepeace: Captain, USS Auroa CO. Human.
Thera th'Zarath: Commander, USS Aurora XO. Andorian.
@captaingraviton: just got orders to check up on some #Vulcan who's holed himself in the Donatu system. Should be an easy assignment. #WhatCanGoWrong?
@CrazyBajoran replied: There ought to be a general order against saying #WhatCanGoWrong?. Right up there with "the odds are <really big number> against".
@CrazyBajoran: Like I said to Adm. Taurik, the higher the odds anyone SAYS are against something happening, the higher the odds it WILL happen.
@Thavrau_Wineries: Well, that was an interesting disaster. And I don't mean the ale. War games with #Lloannen'galae. Utter immrhllsen nnea mogain.
"Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
— Sabaton, "Great War"
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@GulBerat replied: Dinnae blame me, the #AkellenMacet is a well-oiled rift squashing machine. #BlindedThemWithScience
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@revenger replied: I just kill the ataen, works for me... #revenge #TerransSuck #ch'Mol'Rihan!
— Sabaton, "Great War"
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Walked passed the same Ensign 50 times today. #corridors #lost
Stardate: 87355.47
Subject: Who is this guy?
Body: Hello everyone. Just getting into this social media thing. Does anyone know who this 'Tom' guy is, and why I can't unfriend him? Thanks! -Az.
It was a typical day:
Chief engineer Thyl says he will not lower the shield that he’s erected around the engineering deck. He says it’s the only thing keeping those “crazy females” out of there. Security chief Truzena, Medical office Naynta, and Science office Paris are currently experimenting with nanites to see if they can weponize the tribbles infesting the lower level. I think they’re going to try and use them to breech the shield. And Helmsman Aunlel wants to permission to decrease power to the inertial dampers so she can “power slide the ship around Rigel as we leave”.
First Officer won't let me fire on Starfleet HQ personnel department for assigning me these lunatics.
The Prophets hate me.
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@I_Hate_Three: Never thought I'd see one of my men doing an act with Ta'Kat, but you see something new every day...
@I_Hate_Three: Best part has to be Ensign Mori's Black Widow costume; it was really hard to not stare. #USSPatagonia #fun
Douglas MacArthur - Quote on the dedication plaque of the U.S.S. Ranger NCC-97332-A Armitage class Fleet Heavy Strike Wing Escort.
@seiferpnxx: I don't get this whole thing, but I joined anyway to fit in and stalk my crew. YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK. Follow me back.
Captain Brosen: Requisitions for this mission - 30 deployable mines, 6 quantum mortars, 4 turrets, 5 deck chairs, and the ship's entire supply of popcorn. #StarfleetCorpsofEngineers
Captain Brosen: Got sunburn on my nose #WarisHell
@Madlocker: Affirmative, i have been observing Ensign Sanderson 3 times the last hour and hes a pretty pathetic excuse for an officer. I know Admiral Quinn assigned him to us, but he has no feel for it and has already knocked over a case of anti-matter that lucky hasnt been charged but the clean up will take days let alone the paperwork and having that part of engineering offline! This kid has to go!
@Madlocker: @OfficerNirnas i need you down here in engineering, i request to have Ensign Sanderson removed from this position. After all its not just everyone elses lives at sake, but everyones careers. You control the crew where they are assigned to. Get him out of here!
@K'mecKotos: Agreed. @OfficerNirnas please see to the Ensigns reassignment. Admiral K.
@OfficerNirnas: Yes, i have looked into it and the Ensign will be disciplined and locked away in his quarters, i have requested to have him taken off the ship. @K'mecKotos let Jorel know about this. Nirnas.
@K'MecKotos: @AdmiralJQuinn. Sir, the Ensign you assigned to my ship is a hazard to everyone, i know you wished for me to give him some time on the Fearless but hes already caused enough damage to see him no longer serve on the Fearless. Admiral K.
@AdmiralJQuinn: I am disappointed but not all that surprised, however after reviewing the reports you have forwarded along, Admiral, it seems i may have been in error?!! I hope the next recruit is less trouble. Quinn.
Been around since Dec 2010 on STO and bought LTS in Apr 2013 for STO.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
@revenger replied: Don't ever, ever, EVER joke about that again. Freaking clone mess... #WTF #squick
Was a zombie for Halloween.
Nice!
No, I mean I actually died and walked around in sickening decay.
Pretty sure what really happened was you moved in with my ex.
(Yeah, don't think I'll be pugging Mirror Invasion ever again...)
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@twooftwelve: Monday. Still not reassimilated #thissux
@twooftwelve: Tuesday. Still not reassimilated #thissux
@twooftwelve: Wednesday. Still not reassimilated #thissux
@twooftwelve: Thursday. Still not reassimilated #thissux
@twooftwelve: Friday. Still not reassimilated #thissux
@twooftwelve: Saturday. Still not reassimilated #thissux
@twooftwelve: Sunday. Still not reassimilated #thissux
... repeat ad lib.
@revenger replied: Do it with me, I borrow a Scimitar from Command and it's absurdly helpful. #OP
(also, if anyone's seen the story posted last night in ULC 4...stay tuned. The finish is coming at noon EST or therabouts.
@casualmurderess replied: Dude, you never saw the Walking Dead? Sucks for you, I loved that show. #sadism #unit
@casualmurderess: Why are people so upset about helping the Kobali?
@casualmurderess replied: I know it's some ethical thing I don't understand, but I mean, orders are orders, right?
@casualmurderess replied: Anyway, I'm gonna go brutalize some Vaadwaur for a bit. #Contract #orders #sadism #fun
@Fedrat Did your crew turn to lizards?
@Klinn'kar Nah, they are all Gorn already
@GornstarHey, low blow cap!
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@LaRocaQueLoco: @GulBerat, between full spreads of #EnhancedBio-MolecularPhotonTorpedoes and the #TorpedoPointDefenseSystem, the #Tib and I have no trouble distracting the enemy. And by distracting I mean blasting them to shrapnel. #TheBUTTON #torpocalypse
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
2 hrs
Commander Thera had lunch sent up for the captain when he had to pull an unexpected double shift. I have long suspected, but now I know for sure. Am I right, Romil Sez? #secretlove
Romil Sez
2 hrs
I don't use my abilities for that, sir.
Lorfa
1 hr
Bah. You're all a bunch of romantic fools.
R'Mirru
1 hr
Someone must have an inkling. You've known them both from the start, Jhe'rig th'Zarath. Any insight?
Jhe'rig th'Zarath
45 mins
Alex and Thera? No way. They're like brother and sister. Alex and Keiko, though...
Keiko Dirose
40 mins
What?!
Alex Makepeace
30 mins
Maybe you should remember to set your visibility settings before you post next time, R'Mirru.
R'mirru
25 mins
Sorry, sir.
Alex Makepeace
20 mins
Apology accepted. Now I have to go get ready to meet with Thera th'Zarath.
R'Mirru
15 mins
With Thera, you say? Hmm...
R'Mirru
13 mins
Wait, you linked to her!
Romil Sez
15 mins
Uh-oh.
Thera th'Zarath
10 mins
I'm going to shoot you all.
Romil Sez: Lieutenant JG, Hazard Team science officer. Betazoid.
Lorfa: Lieutenant JG, Hazard Team combat medic and heavy weapons officer. Klingon.
Jhe'rig th'Zarath: Lieutenant Commander, chief engineer. Andorian.
Keiko Dirose: Lieutenant Commander, chief science officer. Human.
Alex Makepeace: Captain, USS Auroa CO. Human.
Thera th'Zarath: Commander, USS Aurora XO. Andorian.
@CrazyBajoran replied: There ought to be a general order against saying #WhatCanGoWrong?. Right up there with "the odds are <really big number> against".
@CrazyBajoran: Like I said to Adm. Taurik, the higher the odds anyone SAYS are against something happening, the higher the odds it WILL happen.
@Thavrau_Wineries: Well, that was an interesting disaster. And I don't mean the ale. War games with #Lloannen'galae. Utter immrhllsen nnea mogain.
— Sabaton, "Great War"
Check out https://unitedfederationofpla.net/s/