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hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,527 Arc User
edited November 2014 in Ten Forward
Social media is the worstttttt. Anyway, post your Captain's FB or Twitter update.

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Seifer:
Uggh. Just spilled coffee all over the Bridge. Anyone know a good carpet cleaner? Also, why are we still using carpets?
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  • moonshadowdarkmoonshadowdark Member Posts: 1,899 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Elijah B. Lowe:

    Wondering why we still have social media in the 25th century. Didn't this cause mental stagnation back in the early 21st century, thus resulting in World War 3?
    "A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP"

    -Leonard Nimoy, RIP
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Tilath, Gorn Captain of the IKS Dyrptosaurus:

    Monday: Got called a mammal, killed Voth who said it

    Tuesday: Got called a primate, destroyed the Voth dreadnaught that housed the offender.

    Wednesday: Got called weak, Killed that Undine.

    Thursday: Got called a Klingon, killed the Klingon General.

    Friday: pending
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • gulberatgulberat Member Posts: 5,505 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    This basically sums up my attitude towards social media:

    http://youtu.be/WpIpuMJnjuU

    With the exception that as soon as Scott snapped that photo, had I been in Peter's place that phone might well go right out the window. :evil grin:

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  • kintishokintisho Member Posts: 1,040 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Admiral Kintisho: U.S.S. Omnipotence,

    The Ferengi have obviously infiltrated starfleet all the way up.. Every breath I take is taxed, Im forced to raid innocent out posts, they keep asking for more dilithium.. and something called "cold hard cash" this isnt the fleet I joined, earning currency for corrupt overlords.. Sounds like early 21st century earth where mega corporations bought there way into good intellectual properties and ruined them out right for a profit with no regard for those they hurt
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Unit designation Three's Twitbook page:

    @casualmurderess: Hey, @blueskinnedbadass we're on for tonight, right? #LuvU # Holodeck1

    @blueskinnedbadass replied: Yes, @casualmurderess, now learn to use the private message feature. #notamused.

    @casualmurderess replied: Whoops, sorry.

    @casualmurderess: RT @Admiral_Quinn: Be sure to report ON TIME for Operation: Delta Rising's launch! #DeltaQuadrant #Starfleet #UFP

    @casualmurderess: Killed Neelix today, here's me with his head: pic.twitbook.hyper

    @Admiral_Quinn replied: Unit, I thought I ordered you to help the Talaxians find their new homeworld, not murder them all?

    @casualmurderess replied: Contract-Holder, standing orders require me to protect the UFP and the galaxy as a whole.

    @casualmurderess replied: That annoying imbecile was a walking threat to the universe, as was his species.

    @Admiral_Quinn replied: Could you have been a little more subtle about it, though?

    @Admiral_Quinn replied: Janeway's all angry at me now!

    @casualmurderess replied: Not my problem, sir. Page 14. #Contract #orders #disclaimer

    @casualmurderess is now following Worf, son of Mogh (@tlhIngan maH!)

    @casualmurderess is now following Jean-Luc Picard (@JLPicard)

    @JLPicard is now following @casualmurderess


    @casualmurderess: OMFG Picard is following me!!! #SQUEEEEEEE #OMG #*dead*

    @JLPicard replied: I feel that such a...unique individual merits a certain amount of attention, yes.

    @JLPicard replied: If only to use as a teaching tool for what moral positions and arguments NOT to take and use.

    @casualmurderess replied: OMFG Picard commented on one of my tweets!!!!! #OMFG #OMG # PICARD # SQUEEEEEEE #*dead*

    @casualmurderess: Watching Janeway yell at the boss over my psychosis. LOLing at Janeway's hypocrisy. #LOL

    @casualmurderess: Playing Serenity with the GF (she's Mal, I'm Inara). Wash just died. #feels #FUJossWhedon #CoulsonLives

    @casualmurderess: Kazon attacked us today. This is me with their leader's heart. pic.twitbook.hyper

    @blueskinnedbadass replied: Ugh. No, honey, just no. Do NOT put pictures of you eating a Kazon's roasted heart on the hypernet.

    @casualmurderess replied: Hey, at least I cooked it first! #bestbehavior

    :D
  • askrayaskray Member Posts: 3,327 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Admiral Ash'ards Twitter:

    Gotta go help Admiral Tuvok..again. god can't this vulcan do things on his own? #annoyed
    Yes, I'm that [email protected] in game. Yes, I still play. No, I don't care.


  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    I need to go pay Quinn a visit to see if he's got my Fleet Admiral promotion ready, as soon as Omet'etan finishes picking bits of timeline out of the grille.
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • marcusdkanemarcusdkane Member Posts: 7,439 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Ael t'Kazanak: Got asked out to dinner today. *feeling good*
  • cptjhuntercptjhunter Member Posts: 2,288 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Admiral Blackmoore / Is It Technically Suicide If You Kill Your Mirror Universe Self ? /Lol # Shot Myself In The Face.
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    @SoldierBoySway: mowing through goon squads is still too easy. Vintage shotgun just gonna make it easier. Wish I had a better sword. #Where'sMyMek'leth
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  • cbrjwrrcbrjwrr Member Posts: 2,711 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Captain Nalcari:

    "I can't see the point in "social" media. It isn't social is it? On my world, a shared world of some twenty plus sentient races, if you wanted to be "social", you went out and actually were social with people in an inn or similar. Warm mead, good company, and you actually spent time with real people. And you actually had to go outside and explore, the only transporters were for mages only. And you really didn't want to use one, that's how I ended up here..."

  • janus1975janus1975 Member Posts: 739 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    gulberat wrote: »
    This basically sums up my attitude towards social media:

    http://youtu.be/WpIpuMJnjuU

    With the exception that as soon as Scott snapped that photo, had I been in Peter's place that phone might well go right out the window. :evil grin:

    You could always try the World of Twitter...

    EDIT: I forgot it's got a special appearance by the Odyssey Class :D
  • rattler2rattler2 Member Posts: 52,498 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Captain Krystal Jade: Why do I look pregnant in my Academy uniform and not anything else? #ConfuzzledTrill
    (Because I did that for teh lulz)

    Captain Roll Cas'ket: Someone pranked me. Hope he likes neon pink hair. :D #OrionRevenge

    Captain "Blaze the Cat" M'Ress: Lit some Vaadwaur on fire. #PyroCat

    Captain Ashe Taln: Trying to figure out why Captain Jade suddenly looks pregnant in one outfit and not others. #TemporalProblemsAGAIN

    Commander Saria Kiri: Farore help me. Tovan's trying an Earth dish called Chili. This isn't gonna end well. #FacepalmKokiri

    Captain Fali Cas'ket: Sent some supplies to my sister for some revenge plot. Why a Starfleet Officer needs help from their KDF sister and why she wants neon pink hair dye... I don't know... #ScaredSister
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out a Delta Pack, Temporal Pack, and Gamma Pack
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,527 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Seifer:

    lololol just got fired at by rommies...... 'like' if i should fire back?
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    @Nagusrom: I ripped off another Voth general today after I promised to sell him federation weaponry, they blew up in his face lol so he sent a more voth redshirts into the combat zone. Guess what the STO players did to them?! Lol.
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  • capnmanxcapnmanx Member Posts: 1,452 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Captain Brosen: Just ran into an MU dreadnought called the 'Sisko'. I blew up Sisko! Bwahahaha Take that Bajor!!! lol
  • starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,938 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    @CrazyBajoran: Why does Admiral Quinn keep putting me on diplomatic missions? #lol #StarfleetLogic

    @Admiral_Quinn replied: I'm an optimist?
    "Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    starswordc wrote: »
    @CrazyBajoran: Why does Admiral Quinn keep putting me on diplomatic missions? #lol #StarfleetLogic

    @Admiral_Quinn replied: I'm an optimist?

    @casualmurderess replied: I dunno, same reason the boss keeps putting ME on such missions... #lol #Starfleet #LOL

    Also...

    @revenger: Hello? Hello? Is thIs tHinG working?

    @revenger: Oh, there we go...Hello, Hypernet, I'm D'trel.

    @revenger is following Morgaiah ir'Sheratan (@Thavrau_Wineries)

    @revenger: Jolan'tru, Khre'Riov!
  • capnmanxcapnmanx Member Posts: 1,452 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Captain Brosen: Despite the cessation of hostilities between the Federation and the Klingon Empire, I destroyed eighteen Gorn vessels today. In unrelated news, I am informed that Starfleet is considering promoting me again. Strongly suspect nobody actually reads my reports...
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    @LaRocaQueLoco: How did these idiotas even graduate from #StarfleetAcademy without learning to follow simple instructions? #ClosetheRifts!
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    @SsharkiRex: Met my first Talaxian today. Turns out they taste like chicken. #WhoKnew?
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    - Anne Bredon
  • janus1975janus1975 Member Posts: 739 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    @SsharkiRex: Met my first Talaxian today. Turns out they taste like chicken. #WhoKnew?

    ROFL :D

    /300 seconds
  • dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,654 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    starswordc wrote: »
    @CrazyBajoran: Why does Admiral Quinn keep putting me on diplomatic missions? #lol #StarfleetLogic

    @Admiral_Quinn replied: I'm an optimist?

    It makes you wonder just who is he optimistic about, given the fact that stuff invariably goes wrong... :D
    capnmanx wrote: »
    Captain Brosen: Despite the cessation of hostilities between the Federation and the Klingon Empire, I destroyed eighteen Gorn vessels today. In unrelated news, I am informed that Starfleet is considering promoting me again. Strongly suspect nobody actually reads my reports...

    Well, Quinn does, but he may or may not be an Undine, depending on your universe. ;)
    sander233 wrote: »
    @LaRocaQueLoco: How did these idiotas even graduate from #StarfleetAcademy without learning to follow simple instructions? #ClosetheRifts!

    Well, it's a war and all... :P

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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    @SsharkiRex: Met my first Talaxian today. Turns out they taste like chicken. #WhoKnew?

    @casualmurderess replied: They taste REALLY good if you deep-fat-fry the heart, aorta, and respiratory tract, then dip it in teriyaki sauce.

    @casualmurderess replied: And Kazon taste really f*cking good with a mango chutney.

    @casualmurderess replied: Like really good veal if you cook 'em long enough.
  • robert359robert359 Member Posts: 355 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    @casualmurderess replied: They taste REALLY good if you deep-fat-fry the heart, aorta, and respiratory tract, then dip it in teriyaki sauce.

    @casualmurderess replied: And Kazon taste really f*cking good with a mango chutney.

    @casualmurderess replied: Like really good veal if you cook 'em long enough.


    @nimbusreject: not letting the galley accept any recipes from @casualmurderess.
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  • capnmanxcapnmanx Member Posts: 1,452 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Captain Brosen: Woke up to find our replicators are malfunctioning; unable to acquire coffee. Engineering informs me that it could take up to five hours to get them working again.

    Captain Brosen: Due to an apparent over reliance on replicators, it seems my galley doesn't know how to prepare coffee. Calmly and politely pointed out the sheer stupidity of that to the galley personnel.

    Captain Brosen: Redirecting to DS9 so I can go to Quarks. If I don't get some coffee soon somebody is in for a vaporising.
  • antonine3258antonine3258 Member Posts: 2,376 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Antonine (opsgoddess) and An'riel (swordhunter) doing some posting from the early DR missions.

    @swordhunter: Hello to followers from deep in the Delta Quadrant, and not fighting for my life this time. Betting pool right now is on about a week.

    @opsgoddess: Admiralty cleared me - ready to go close some rifts and get the Undine to LEAVE US ALONE. #ESD

    @opsgoddess: Talked with @swordhunter. Need to see how much we're classifying, but apparently we're done.

    @opsgoddess: Huh.

    @opsgoddess: Just those of you who were asking about vacations - practically every system is its own government. #Forms


    @swordhunter
    : @opsgoddess - Sorry to steal your thunder, Admiral. If it makes you feel better, I think all we took was a pawn off the board. #AirAndDarkness Glad you're out here too. Not many friends.

    @swordhunter: Anyone know how long the side effects of a mind-meld last? Weird craving for plomeek.

    @opsgoddess Checked - five out of five doctors had different opinions. :( Telepathy prevalence as genetic vs culture in Romulans isn't fully understood.

    @swordhunter: And your Fed doctors opposition to gene augmentation means they weren't going to look too closely.

    @opsgoddess: Well, it's not like after augmentation, you raised an Empire and set out to conquer the stars. Oh, WAIT!

    @swordhunter: Fair point. In a #nothelpingmycase that was the plan before we made the logical fixes to our biology.
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