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  • jarodroto123jarodroto123 Member Posts: 1,337 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    venkou wrote: »
    *reads rough version of announcement*

    Good news everyone!

    We are getting tribble fur pants.

    I hope if klinks are getting tribble fur pants, that feds get exclusive targ fur earmuffs ^.^



    :eek:
  • pwlaughingtrendypwlaughingtrendy Member Posts: 2,966 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    venkou wrote: »
    *reads rough version of announcement*

    Good news everyone!

    We are getting tribble fur pants.
    You may need to re-calibrate your decryption algorithms, Captain.
  • jarodroto123jarodroto123 Member Posts: 1,337 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    You may need to re-calibrate your decryption algorithms, Captain.

    Damnit, tribble fur earmuffs and targ fur pants then ?

    :confused:
  • venkouvenkou Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    You may need to re-calibrate your decryption algorithms, Captain.
    Tribble fur pants that make tribble sounds when you sit and stand?
  • maxxinamaxxina Member Posts: 158 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Damnit, tribble fur earmuffs and targ fur pants then ?

    :confused:


    Nope, just tons and tons of BACON . ( wawe to TACO )
  • sunfranckssunfrancks Member Posts: 3,925 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I'm predicting another pointless and transparent distraction attempt containing absolutely no actionable information as they attempt to deflect attention from the real bad news that they're covering up. Because if it were something we'd actually want to hear, they wouldn't be covering it up with all these pointless and irrelevant nonsense "updates". The fact that they feel the need to hide it proves they are up to no good.


    It is almost as if you know how this Cryptic hype thing works! ;)
    Fed: Eng Lib Borg (Five) Tac Andorian (Shen) Sci Alien/Klingon (Maelrock) KDF:Tac Romulan KDF (Sasha) Tac Klingon (K'dopis)
    Founder, member and former leader to Pride Of The Federation Fleet.
    What I feel after I hear about every decision made since Andre "Mobile Games Generalisimo" Emerson arrived...
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  • jarodroto123jarodroto123 Member Posts: 1,337 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    venkou wrote: »
    Tribble fur pants that make tribble sounds when you sit and stand?

    ::trills:: ooorrrr maybe we finally get our own [Flame War Dual Heavy Cannons MK XIV [InAcc]x20 [DMG]x10 :cool: guns with Personal Attack 4 BOFF abiliity
  • lucho80lucho80 Member Posts: 6,600 Bug Hunter
    edited August 2014
    I forgot it was Wednesday. The communique will be the Tribble patch notes. Maybe they'll release the first bit of new content there today.
  • vivenneanthonyvivenneanthony Member Posts: 1,278 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    You may need to re-calibrate your decryption algorithms, Captain.

    I hope this isn't some useless non-informative blog that pretends to be informative. It seems Cryptic PR been lacking in this area on a huge scale.
  • jhighfilljhighfill Member Posts: 59 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Looking to jumping off this cliff to new adventure,and maybe we'll find that beagle on a desert planet materialized in a rock somewhere. Decoder ring ready.
  • christianmacchristianmac Member Posts: 359 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Something involving bacon I figure.......Bacon Torpedoes +20% chance to harden your targets arteries
    77TH FIGHTER SQUADRON
  • jarodroto123jarodroto123 Member Posts: 1,337 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Something involving bacon I figure.......Bacon Torpedoes +20% chance to harden your targets arteries

    OP PLZ NERF :eek:
  • suavekssuaveks Member Posts: 1,736 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!111111oneone

    Security Briefing? Has PWE been TRIBBLE again or something?
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  • christianmacchristianmac Member Posts: 359 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    LOL...sorry I misplaced my nerfbat
    77TH FIGHTER SQUADRON
  • anazondaanazonda Member Posts: 8,399 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I want to be captain too.
    Don't look silly... Don't call it the "Z-Store/Zen Store"...
    Let me put the rumors to rest: it's definitely still the C-Store (Cryptic Store) It just takes ZEN.
    Like Duty Officers? Support effords to gather ideas
  • shandypandyshandypandy Member Posts: 632 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I'm predicting another pointless and transparent distraction attempt containing absolutely no actionable information as they attempt to deflect attention from the real bad news that they're covering up. Because if it were something we'd actually want to hear, they wouldn't be covering it up with all these pointless and irrelevant nonsense "updates". The fact that they feel the need to hide it proves they are up to no good.

    Woah dude, you is so negative when you enter a room people say "Who left?"
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  • jarodroto123jarodroto123 Member Posts: 1,337 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    LOL...sorry I misplaced my nerfbat

    [NERF PLZ Cannons MK XXXIV [Over] [Rapid] [Snare]

    here ya go :D
  • christianmacchristianmac Member Posts: 359 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I am not a captian...I am a Admiral. worship accordingly.
    77TH FIGHTER SQUADRON
  • jarodroto123jarodroto123 Member Posts: 1,337 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I am not a captian...I am a Admiral. worship accordingly.

    [Mutiny MK II] [Epic] [Fail]

    :P
  • christianmacchristianmac Member Posts: 359 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    :eek: holy Q balls Batman!!!!!!
    77TH FIGHTER SQUADRON
  • christianmacchristianmac Member Posts: 359 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Steak mines are overrated, ill enlist Adam Richman to eat them all.
    77TH FIGHTER SQUADRON
  • questeriusquesterius Member Posts: 8,488 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    venkou wrote: »
    *reads rough version of announcement*

    Good news everyone!

    We are getting tribble fur pants.
    You may need to re-calibrate your decryption algorithms, Captain.

    Indeed. A more updated algorithm told us it is about Klingons having an itch.
    This program, though reasonably normal at times, seems to have a strong affinity to classes belonging to the Cat 2.0 program. Questerius 2.7 will break down on occasion, resulting in garbage and nonsense messages whenever it occurs. Usually a hard reboot or pulling the plug solves the problem when that happens.
  • jarodroto123jarodroto123 Member Posts: 1,337 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    :eek: holy Q balls Batman!!!!!!
    [Summon Q MK I] [Annoy] [Chaos] better?

    reyan01 wrote: »
    Worse - BBQ steak mines. They're game-breaking!

    [Overcooked MK XIV] [Brk] [Over] [Rapid]
  • christianmacchristianmac Member Posts: 359 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    There is nothing that man wont eat.........he scares me. but you know he only did it for the tail he got in every town.
    77TH FIGHTER SQUADRON
  • jarodroto123jarodroto123 Member Posts: 1,337 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    reyan01 wrote: »
    Darn - fastest nerf in history! :eek:

    [Faster Nerf Than That MK <>]
  • ddesjardinsddesjardins Member Posts: 3,056 Media Corps
    edited August 2014
    Resetting chronometer to match Starfleet marketing variance...
  • dirlettiadirlettia Member Posts: 1,632 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Attention Captains - We are currently decrypting a secure subspace communication from Starfleet Command. We estimate the decryption will be finished in one hour. Stay tuned for additional details.


    Translation: Dev post will be posted in about an hour as it will take me that long to find the USB key I put it on :D

    Still waiting to be able to use forum titles
  • jarodroto123jarodroto123 Member Posts: 1,337 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Resetting chronometer to match Starfleet marketing variance...

    She cant handle it captain, we're losing containment on the warp core!!!! you've got to stop her, or she'll blow!!
  • pwecaptainsmirkpwecaptainsmirk Member Posts: 1,167 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    T-minus 3 minutes until you see the great work that Trendy has been creating.

    It's going to be a continuing theme leading all the way up to X2, so sit back, relax, and get ready to do some reading about some very special members of the STU that are about to get a lot of lerv.

    ~CaptainSmirk
  • ragnar0xragnar0x Member Posts: 296 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Flying starhip pancake was discovered or voyager 1 and 2's 1977 message came back to earth from delta quadrant.
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