I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Why travel to the Gamma Quadrant when I got someone with experience right here?
eh, true enough...plus, the federation doesn't exist here, so you'd have to go back to your home universe first...though, if the federation doesn't exist here...that means bajor is most likely still occupied by the cardassians, which means odo is still on terok nor - and also that the wormhole still hasn't been discovered, so neither has the dominion
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,699Community Moderator
edited July 2014
If it even exists here...
So... anything I should expect?
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,699Community Moderator
edited July 2014
I was actually referring to myself Shadow. *Scratches back of head*
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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oh, um...well, you'll most likely notice an increase in instinctual behavior common to vulpines, as well as acquiring their tastes for various foods and such
it might be wise to do some research on foxes to see what you might have to expect
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,699Community Moderator
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,699Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Not gonna get a feral urge to... mate? *Sweatdrop*
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
0
rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,699Community Moderator
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
0
rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,699Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Biology wasn't my strongest subject...
*Ear twitches*
And... Am I gonna have to deal with random ears or a tail until I figure this all out?
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Biology wasn't my strongest subject...
*Ear twitches*
And... Am I gonna have to deal with random ears or a tail until I figure this all out?
once you've had some practice transforming back and forth, you should be able to keep a firm enough control to prevent stuff like that from happening...or stuff like what happened to me from happening, when i went all feral
*taps a finger on the underside for a moment*
and speaking of feral...what are you going to do with that werewolf in your brig now that we're done with him? as much as someone here might like to have one for a pet, wild werebeasts can't be tamed
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,699Community Moderator
edited July 2014
If we can't do anything for him... probably return him to his homeworld. We'll have enough of the Retrovirus to study in case we encounter anything similar.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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*In lab, there is a multitude of tubes, several are lebeled 'Failure'. But one, which seems to glow with somekind of golden light, is labeled 'Cure'. All are in the 'Lycanthropy Retrovirus' area.*
If we can't do anything for him... probably return him to his homeworld. We'll have enough of the Retrovirus to study in case we encounter anything similar.
assuming darth dipstick didn't use it all up trying to create a vaccine
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
assuming darth dipstick didn't use it all up trying to create a vaccine
(OOC: Famous last words.
Just FYI everyone, the joke takes place moooooostly in an alternate version of the Stargate universe, where Ba'al owns three or four galaxies, including our own, and thanks to his temporal knowledge he's either gained the loyalty of or kicked the collective butts of the entire rest ofthe universe.
All of the weird sh*t that happens, and the presence of Federation stuff...just assume that we run across a LOT of portals to alternate universes. Which also explains why our Stargate ships can hold up to the canonically much more advanced ships of the Terran Empire (for comparison, Terrans use antimatter warheads. The Tau'ri ship Prometheus's greatest weapon is nukes, IIRC.
So just throw in all the crazy stuff you can, and we'll say it's from another universe. )
Just FYI everyone, the joke takes place moooooostly in an alternate version of the Stargate universe, where Ba'al owns three or four galaxies, including our own, and thanks to his temporal knowledge he's either gained the loyalty of or kicked the collective butts of the entire rest ofthe universe.
All of the weird sh*t that happens, and the presence of Federation stuff...just assume that we run across a LOT of portals to alternate universes. Which also explains why our Stargate ships can hold up to the canonically much more advanced ships of the Terran Empire (for comparison, Terrans use antimatter warheads. The Tau'ri ship Prometheus's greatest weapon is nukes, IIRC.
So just throw in all the crazy stuff you can, and we'll say it's from another universe. )
Comments
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i think we just found the regime's next goal
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
So... anything I should expect?
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colored text = mod mode
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
colored text = mod mode
it might be wise to do some research on foxes to see what you might have to expect
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
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of course, i shouldn't say that...with my luck, we'll end up getting set upon by pirates or something
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
I'm not gonna... am I?
*Bites lip*
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
colored text = mod mode
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
colored text = mod mode
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Blinks in confusion*
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*watches for any sign of comprehension*
i can see by the look on your face that we're going to be spending the night in ten forward...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Ear twitches*
And... Am I gonna have to deal with random ears or a tail until I figure this all out?
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*taps a finger on the underside for a moment*
and speaking of feral...what are you going to do with that werewolf in your brig now that we're done with him? as much as someone here might like to have one for a pet, wild werebeasts can't be tamed
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
colored text = mod mode
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
(OOC: Famous last words.
Just FYI everyone, the joke takes place moooooostly in an alternate version of the Stargate universe, where Ba'al owns three or four galaxies, including our own, and thanks to his temporal knowledge he's either gained the loyalty of or kicked the collective butts of the entire rest ofthe universe.
All of the weird sh*t that happens, and the presence of Federation stuff...just assume that we run across a LOT of portals to alternate universes. Which also explains why our Stargate ships can hold up to the canonically much more advanced ships of the Terran Empire (for comparison, Terrans use antimatter warheads. The Tau'ri ship Prometheus's greatest weapon is nukes, IIRC.
So just throw in all the crazy stuff you can, and we'll say it's from another universe.
IC: Morning, minions! I brought donuts!
Hail Ba'al!
God, it's seven a.m. Why are you awake?
*Looks at donuts.*
Never mind. Have any chocolate?
Yeah, under the Boston cream. You want double chocolate fudge, chocolate glazed, or chocolate frosted with sprinkles?
Hail Ba'al!
Hmm, chocolate glazed. Seems to be the least heart attackey of the options.
*Eats donut and washes it down with coffee.*
Sooo.... anything weird happen while I was gone again? Beside the obvious stuff?
Other than the fact that I dreamed of being Grand Vizier to Sovereign Ba'al and he was ruling TEN galaxies instead of three and most of a fourth?
Nah.
Hail Ba'al!
I wonder what it would be like, ruling ten galaxies?
* Scratches chin. Then laughs.*
Somethin' to ask future Ba'al, eh?
Indeed!
Hail Ba'al!
Sooooo.... have we found any wrothy opposition yet? I kinda want to whip someones TRIBBLE today...