*Eats another donut. Then drinks coffee again, but nit before putting something in it. A witchy something.*
Sooooo.... have we found any wrothy opposition yet? I kinda want to whip someones TRIBBLE today...
Not yet. Wait until the other high-ranking minions report for duty, we can go look for trouble in the Pegasus galaxy. There are still some Wraith there who have not yet knelt before Ba'al.
Not yet. Wait until the other high-ranking minions report for duty, we can go look for trouble in the Pegasus galaxy. There are still some Wraith there who have not yet knelt before Ba'al.
Hail Ba'al!
Yeah... oh. Sorry for not being able to go to O'Malley's the other day. As you saw later, I had work to do...
Sure, go ahead. Operate the controls, if you like.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: That would work, too. It's just...Dell is sh*t, frankly)
(OOC: Eh, I was running with an HP Pavilion for the last three to four years, untill the screen took a sh*t and then the video output, and then the damn comp just wouldn't start. Let's just say it was a bad week or so... anyway, that means I'm not picky...)
Oooh. So, does this one disintergrate his liver?
*Presses button, the Ministers liver disintegrates.*
(OOC: Eh, I was running with an HP Pavilion for the last three to four years, untill the screen took a sh*t and then the video output, and then the damn comp just wouldn't start. Let's just say it was a bad week or so... anyway, that means I'm not picky...)
Oooh. So, does this one disintergrate his liver?
*Presses button, the Ministers liver disintegrates.*
Pretty.
Try the button marked "Derp Fat Fryer". Just don't set it to "Extra Crispy" until you're almost done.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: That...is some malfunction. I've noticed that HP computers tend to be like that. I had an HP netbook that lasted 6 months before just refusing to function.)
Try the button marked "Derp Fat Fryer". Just don't set it to "Extra Crispy" until you're almost done.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: That...is some malfunction. I've noticed that HP computers tend to be like that. I had an HP netbook that lasted 6 months before just refusing to function.)
Ohh! That's gotta hurt!
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: I love how we're having a sadistic conversation IC but a rather pleasant one about comluters at the same time... I'm pretty sure this might mark us as institutionally insane... Anyway, this HP was pretty reliable untill that last step. A little up there sure, but it was a good laptop. But it was getting outdated, so it was time for it to go anyway.)
(OOC: I love how we're having a sadistic conversation IC but a rather pleasant one about comluters at the same time... I'm pretty sure this might mark us as institutionally insane... Anyway, this HP was pretty reliable untill that last step. A little up there sure, but it was a good laptop. But it was getting outdated, so it was time for it to go anyway.)
Indeed. The addition of raw, superheated derp to that particular organ is MOST fun to see.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: Heh. Nah, we're pretty average geeks. Not all that different from watching slasher films; we'd never do this IRL, you know?
Yeah, same with my HP netbook. This Lenovo's working OK, even if the chassis needs a buttload of work.)
Indeed. The addition of raw, superheated derp to that particular organ is MOST fun to see.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: Heh. Nah, we're pretty average geeks. Not all that different from watching slasher films; we'd never do this IRL, you know?
Yeah, same with my HP netbook. This Lenovo's working OK, even if the chassis needs a buttload of work.)
Hmm, I wonder if I could rig the lycanthropy retrovirus to do somethin' funny for executions.
*Smiles, getting an idea.*
I wonder what a werebunny would look like?
(OOC: My opinion is, if it works great, it don't need work. What's the point of it looking good, if all you look at is the screen? Guess it can be taken as minimalistic or something like that, but....)
Hmm, I wonder if I could rig the lycanthropy retrovirus to do somethin' funny for executions.
*Smiles, getting an idea.*
I wonder what a werebunny would look like?
(OOC: My opinion is, if it works great, it don't need work. What's the point of it looking good, if all you look at is the screen? Guess it can be taken as minimalistic or something like that, but....)
...
Deputize that task to official researchers. You are still restricted from level 5 labs until further notice.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: Meh. I always like a couple of added bells and whistles myself, but nothing outrageous.)
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Don't tell me, you found a universe where they exist.
Not exactly...
Turns out my scientists developed this device which duplicates television characters into the real world, and it just happens to look like a coffee machine...
So, I went to get a cup of latte and...
The Care Bears and Care Bear Cousins may or may not be running around Westminster right now and I have certainly not barricaded myself in Westminster Abbey!
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Not yet. Wait until the other high-ranking minions report for duty, we can go look for trouble in the Pegasus galaxy. There are still some Wraith there who have not yet knelt before Ba'al.
Hail Ba'al!
Yeah... oh. Sorry for not being able to go to O'Malley's the other day. As you saw later, I had work to do...
Yeah, you're forgiven.
Anyway...
Do you want to bring the Extreme Prejudice with us later for Wraith-hunting, or is that more firepower than we really need?
Hail Ba'al!
If it's the only thing we bring, it might be a little bit challenging. Like an idiot playing minecraft on peaceful...
Yeah. Maybe just bring a couple of Ha'tak battleships instead?
Hail Ba'al!
Ooo, maybe only two? Make us work for our lives, huh?
If you want the challenge, sure!
I'll have the Extreme Prejudice on standby just in case, though.
Hail Ba'al!
Of course! Can't have the bloody Wraith win, after all!
*Looks around.*
Have they still not gotten here? Is it this lonely all the time?
Guess they're still catching up on shut-eye. We can do something in the meantime, I guess...maybe play STO?
Hail Ba'al!
My comp's broken, and because of all the bloody inflation Ba'al's gold caused, I still can't buy a decent one for a good price...
...
Looks like I need to execute the Supreme Ministers of Price Controls and Production.
MINIONS!!!!!
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: also, sorry to hear that. Just a tip, skip Dell, get a decent Lenovo)
Can I watch?
Hail Ba'al.
(OOC: I was thinking Alienware, used from eBay. But I keep a Lenovo in mind, thanks.)
Sure, go ahead. Operate the controls, if you like.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: That would work, too. It's just...Dell is sh*t, frankly)
(OOC: Eh, I was running with an HP Pavilion for the last three to four years, untill the screen took a sh*t and then the video output, and then the damn comp just wouldn't start. Let's just say it was a bad week or so... anyway, that means I'm not picky...)
Oooh. So, does this one disintergrate his liver?
*Presses button, the Ministers liver disintegrates.*
Pretty.
Try the button marked "Derp Fat Fryer". Just don't set it to "Extra Crispy" until you're almost done.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: That...is some malfunction. I've noticed that HP computers tend to be like that. I had an HP netbook that lasted 6 months before just refusing to function.)
Ohh! That's gotta hurt!
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: I love how we're having a sadistic conversation IC but a rather pleasant one about comluters at the same time... I'm pretty sure this might mark us as institutionally insane... Anyway, this HP was pretty reliable untill that last step. A little up there sure, but it was a good laptop. But it was getting outdated, so it was time for it to go anyway.)
Indeed. The addition of raw, superheated derp to that particular organ is MOST fun to see.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: Heh. Nah, we're pretty average geeks. Not all that different from watching slasher films; we'd never do this IRL, you know?
Yeah, same with my HP netbook. This Lenovo's working OK, even if the chassis needs a buttload of work.)
Hmm, I wonder if I could rig the lycanthropy retrovirus to do somethin' funny for executions.
*Smiles, getting an idea.*
I wonder what a werebunny would look like?
(OOC: My opinion is, if it works great, it don't need work. What's the point of it looking good, if all you look at is the screen? Guess it can be taken as minimalistic or something like that, but....)
...
Deputize that task to official researchers. You are still restricted from level 5 labs until further notice.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: Meh. I always like a couple of added bells and whistles myself, but nothing outrageous.)
... They still don't have my expertise in the virus. It'll probably go horribly wrong untill I get access back...
(OOC: Eh.)
...
Fine. You are to be supervised by Grand Supreme High Doctor Overlord Fraiser at ALL times, though. And take Jackson as a death magnet.
Hail Ba'al!
*Salutes.*
Yes, sir, Grand Vizier, sir!
*Walks out.*
And I have to go have tea and watch Star Wars with First Prime Teal'c.
I swear, that man is OBSESSED with Star Wars. And Captain Planet, of all things.
Hail Ba'al!
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*Looks out of lab.*
Hey Jade? How are you? You didn't call m-
*Fraiser grabs ear and pulls him back in.*
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: Doing STFs for a little while, don't start the fun without me!)
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So, heheh, funny story... You know those colourful children's cartoons we all grew up with that we totally don't watch anymore?
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
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Not exactly...
Turns out my scientists developed this device which duplicates television characters into the real world, and it just happens to look like a coffee machine...
So, I went to get a cup of latte and...
The Care Bears and Care Bear Cousins may or may not be running around Westminster right now and I have certainly not barricaded myself in Westminster Abbey!
*They can hear banging in the background.*
Oh no! They're trying to get in!
Jaffa, KREE!
Voice: Care Bears, stare!
Me: Tell my jelly babies I love them!
*The transmission cuts out.*
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood