Alistair: What do you mean? You approved my transfer papers two days ago.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,558Community Moderator
edited September 2014
I did? Wait...
*Facepalm*
This is what I get for letting him take some of the overload... Must have been buried in with all the boring geology reports.
rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,558Community Moderator
edited September 2014
Yes... he volunteered to handle the mess of boring science reports that usually end up covering how important a rock is. Now can I go into my Ready Room, pull out a book and read it before I decide to do a security override?
rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,558Community Moderator
edited September 2014
Ok! I'm gonna drink a soda too!
*sighs and runs a hand through her hair*
Look... I just had to deal with some stress and I'd rather not have to deal with any more right now. Especially since I had to deal with two people acting like children.
Computer, override command prompt 001 made by Dr. A. Duhr. Authorization beta, alpha, psi, zeta, alpha, psi, 2, 3, 4, 2.
Computer: Command accepted.
*The door opens.*
Alistair: By the way, I'll be doing the cursory psych evals for a while. Starting un-enlisted and ensign up.
*This is the opposite way of doing it.*
Alistair: Have a good day, Captain.
*He smiles and turns, walking into the turbolift.*
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,558Community Moderator
edited September 2014
Surprised you're not jumping on me right off the bat...
*Goes into her ready room, gets a soda, grabs her copy of Battletech: Twilight of the Clans, and listens to some instrumental music while putting her feet up on her desk.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,558Community Moderator
edited September 2014
Yea... I just found out about him so I know nothing about him.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,558Community Moderator
And adenine can be merged with trialyglycerene by ATP... which causes this to be formed...
*Is working on something using a holoprojector... kinda looking like a biological Tony Stark. Theb moves over to the desk, writes a few paragraps in a notebook. Then moves to a paper with names on it, and little notes.*
Guest List:
Shadow: Best Man.
Dad: Gets front row seat.
Mom: Gets front row seat.
Senior Staff of Lex: Seats, if not bridesmaids.
Dad-in-law: Front row.
Mom-in-law: Front row.
Worffan: Restrict entrance for half an hour if he shows up in a flashy way.
Shadow Academy Buddies: Chase, Jake, Daniel, Zavid, Ally, and Katy.
Any friends from SF Academy for Jade
yeah, that does sound like one of the seriously dumbass things he's capable of doing...like thinking he can actually stop me from trying to help with this wedding
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*Ba'al and the Grand Vizier beam in, both looking sharp in tuxedos, setting off the usual alarms*
Ba'al: Greetings, and my congratulations on your impending nuptials, Liaison Jade. Myself and my Grand Vizier shall be attending the ceremony; he is under explicit orders to not disrupt the ceremony on pain of death.
Hail Me.
GV: Hey Jade! I brought presents and a suicide-by-chocolate cake and a Just Married intergalactic doom freighter for you guys!
Don't worry, I'll be on my best behavior for the ceremony. Want a Cookie of Ba'al (tm)?
Hail Ba'al!
Ba'al: What are these cookies, anyway?"
GV: New morale drive, Supreme System Lord. My mom's recipe. First Prime Teal'c says that morale is responding well, we're planning an expansion of the program.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,558Community Moderator
edited September 2014
*Doesn't look up from her book*
Thanks... now... please ask before coming aboard my ship. Shadow and I kinda have sensitive hearing and you keep tripping the alarm.
*Doesn't look up from her book*
Thanks... now... please ask before coming aboard my ship. Shadow and I kinda have sensitive hearing and you keep tripping the alarm.
Ba'al: Ah, yes. My apologies.
Grand Vizier, please note that for posterity.
GV: Uh, yeah, got it, sir.
*is already lounging on the deck playing STO on his tablet*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Comments
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*Facepalm*
This is what I get for letting him take some of the overload... Must have been buried in with all the boring geology reports.
Alistair: I would assume 'he' would be your fianc
*He leans against a doorjam.*
*sighs and runs a hand through her hair*
Look... I just had to deal with some stress and I'd rather not have to deal with any more right now. Especially since I had to deal with two people acting like children.
Computer, override command prompt 001 made by Dr. A. Duhr. Authorization beta, alpha, psi, zeta, alpha, psi, 2, 3, 4, 2.
Computer: Command accepted.
*The door opens.*
Alistair: By the way, I'll be doing the cursory psych evals for a while. Starting un-enlisted and ensign up.
*This is the opposite way of doing it.*
Alistair: Have a good day, Captain.
*He smiles and turns, walking into the turbolift.*
*Goes into her ready room, gets a soda, grabs her copy of Battletech: Twilight of the Clans, and listens to some instrumental music while putting her feet up on her desk.
does he realize starting at unenlisted and going up is the exact opposite way of doing things?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
I don't need any more stress Shadow.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*sips his soda*
'after' you've unwound a bit, of course
*grabs a blank PADD and starts working on stuff for the wedding*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
And adenine can be merged with trialyglycerene by ATP... which causes this to be formed...
*Is working on something using a holoprojector... kinda looking like a biological Tony Stark. Theb moves over to the desk, writes a few paragraps in a notebook. Then moves to a paper with names on it, and little notes.*
Guest List:
Shadow: Best Man.
Dad: Gets front row seat.
Mom: Gets front row seat.
Senior Staff of Lex: Seats, if not bridesmaids.
Dad-in-law: Front row.
Mom-in-law: Front row.
Worffan: Restrict entrance for half an hour if he shows up in a flashy way.
Shadow Academy Buddies: Chase, Jake, Daniel, Zavid, Ally, and Katy.
Any friends from SF Academy for Jade
Me: Hmm who else?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Ba'al: Greetings, and my congratulations on your impending nuptials, Liaison Jade. Myself and my Grand Vizier shall be attending the ceremony; he is under explicit orders to not disrupt the ceremony on pain of death.
Hail Me.
GV: Hey Jade! I brought presents and a suicide-by-chocolate cake and a Just Married intergalactic doom freighter for you guys!
Don't worry, I'll be on my best behavior for the ceremony. Want a Cookie of Ba'al (tm)?
Hail Ba'al!
Ba'al: What are these cookies, anyway?"
GV: New morale drive, Supreme System Lord. My mom's recipe. First Prime Teal'c says that morale is responding well, we're planning an expansion of the program.
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Something has gone incredibly wrong...
*Meanwhile, in the Counselor's quarter's.*
*Alistair shivers.*
Alistair: Something has gone incredibly wrong...
Thanks... now... please ask before coming aboard my ship. Shadow and I kinda have sensitive hearing and you keep tripping the alarm.
Something isn't right.
I know.
(messes up the hair of the holoconsrtruct"
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Ba'al: Ah, yes. My apologies.
Grand Vizier, please note that for posterity.
GV: Uh, yeah, got it, sir.
*is already lounging on the deck playing STO on his tablet*
Hail...Ba'al!
jade, i'm going to sickbay to grab an analgesic for this headache...you want me to bring you back a hypo?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"