I have an evil clone? When did that happen? And Jade told me about a replicator thingie, and me flirting with her, and did you know she's blue now?
*Looks around.*
Anyway, the only thing I remember is the battle against the Terran Empire, and then being on a ship... then falling, and nearly drowning... and then I woke up on Nirn.
...
Oh, potties.
Sovereign! The impostor's been imitating him since just after the fight with the Terran Empire!
Sovereign! The impostor's been imitating him since just after the fight with the Terran Empire!
Hail Ba'al!
Ohhh... well that sounds bad...
Anyway, I'm on the Lexington with Jade, who was on Nirn for some reason. It may be a while before I gey back. I'm planning on staying for one of their missions, see how it's done in the Federation.
*bats the tribble away and climbs out from under the table, glancing at the nearest clock*
eh, TRIBBLE it...
*opens a fold in space to jade's location and walks through it, reappearing on the lexington just outside kuntel's temporary quarters and looking around as the rift closes behind him*
huh...guess she must've found the werewolf...about damn time
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*glances around the corridor he stepped onto, then sniffs the air to try and pick up jade's scent, growling deeply as he comes upon the scent of vampire instead, glaring at the quarters where he detects the smell coming from*
bloodsucker...i'm going to have to have a word with jade about more carefully checking crew resumes - but first...
*smokes through the door and immediately assumes a combat stance*
prepare to die, you bloodsucking f-*he stops suddenly and his eyes go wide as he notices just who the vampire is*
KUNTEL?! what the hell are you doing here? and why do you smell like one of those damn overgrown mosquitoes?
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*glances around the corridor he stepped onto, then sniffs the air to try and pick up jade's scent, growling deeply as he comes upon the scent of vampire instead, glaring at the quarters where he detects the smell coming from*
bloodsucker...i'm going to have to have a word with jade about more carefully checking crew resumes - but first...
*smokes through the door and immediately assumes a combat stance*
prepare to die, you bloodsucking f-*he stops suddenly and his eyes go wide as he notices just who the vampire is*
KUNTEL?! what the hell are you doing here? and why do you smell like one of those damn overgrown mosquitoes?
Overgrown mosquitoes? That's very insultive! What did vampires ever do to you?
*Realizes what he said.*
Don't answer that... besides, just because I'm a vampire doesn't mean I'm evil... er than before.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(this whole thing is one giant running gag...and at the rate we're going, we might just beat out the largest thread on the forums within a month or two)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(this whole thing is one giant running gag...and at the rate we're going, we might just beat out the largest thread on the forums within a month or two)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*growls* what did they do? they existed...that's enough of a reason for me
*straightens up somewhat, but is still tensed for combat*
and you didn't answer my other question...what are you doing here? you're supposed to be on earth
Oh, uh, well. You see, apparently, I was replaced with a clone after the battle with the Terran Empire, and put on a ship. Then somethin' happened, and I woke up in Volkihar Castle, and I had these!
Kuntel-clone: At this point, you might just want to ask his Idioticness and his Oppressiveness if I can be your little abuse slave! You sadistic ape!
I'm half tempted to give you to Shadowfang and let him eviscerate you after the Replicator business, but--
Actually, no, I think I will do that.
Put him in the gravity cell. If he screams the building down... 'Jaffa kree!'
Jaffa: Gladly.
*The Jaffa throws him in the cell before activating the gravity generator, suddenly putting the door on the ceiling, while Ryan goes to find shadowfang.*
I'm half tempted to give you to Shadowfang and let him eviscerate you after the Replicator business, but--
Actually, no, I think I will do that.
Put him in the gravity cell. If he screams the building down... 'Jaffa kree!'
Jaffa: Gladly.
*The Jaffa throws him in the cell before activating the gravity generator, suddenly putting the door on the ceiling, while Ryan goes to find shadowfang.*
Kuntel-clone: Ahhahahaha! The enemies gate is down! The enemies gate is down! Shoot the buggers, shoot the buggers, shoot, shoot, shoot! Ahahahahaha!
Oh, uh, well. You see, apparently, I was replaced with a clone after the battle with the Terran Empire, and put on a ship. Then somethin' happened, and I woke up in Volkihar Castle, and I had these!
*Points to fangs.*
Anyway, did you know that Jade's blue now?
*raises an eye* you managed to wind up in the lair of one of the most powerful vampire clans on nirn? *shakes head* only you...
and yes, i did know jade got turned into an anthro fox...thingy
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Okay. You gonna be staying for her next mission too? I mean, I'm somewhat a prisoner, but from what I see, you can go back and forth pretty easily.
*Smiles.*
Oh, and what dod Jade want on Nirn?
i can always take you with m-wait...if you're here, and there's a clone of you running around since after the terran battle...SON OF A *****! that replicator fiasco that almost resulted in my death was DELIBERATE! i knew i should've eviscerated that *rattles off a lengthly list of incredibly foul insults that would make even sailors blush* when i had the chance...
*he pauses and adds as an afterthought* oh, and she wanted a werewolf
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
i can always take you with m-wait...if you're here, and there's a clone of you running around since after the terran battle...SON OF A *****! that replicator fiasco that almost resulted in my death was DELIBERATE! i knew i should've eviscerated that *rattles off a lengthly list of incredibly foul insults that would make even sailors blush* when i had the chance...
*he pauses and adds as an afterthought* oh, and she wanted a werewolf
Wait, you died during that Replicator thing? Man, I'm mad I missed it, must have been one hell of a fight.
Wait, you died during that Replicator thing? Man, I'm mad I missed it, must have been one hell of a fight.
Why would she need a werewolf?
He almost died. Your evil clone (currently dying over and over in the gravity torture chamber) set a bunch of Replicators loose and then watched TNG with us solely for Picard.
In retrospect, I should've wondered why I had to do the Stargate modifications myself as well as the Dakara superweapon configuration.
He almost died. Your evil clone (currently dying over and over in the gravity torture chamber) set a bunch of Replicators loose and then watched TNG with us solely for Picard.
In retrospect, I should've wondered why I had to do the Stargate modifications myself as well as the Dakara superweapon configuration.
As for the werewolf--don't ask.
Hail Ba'al!
Uh, is it one of those weird kinky situations? Or that it's just so somplocared you don't knkw how to explain it?
*blinks as he hears a familiar voice suddenly come through the still-active comm system*
do mine ears deceive me - which is impossible - or do i detect the subtle tone or his grand vizierness?
and he's correct - i almost died, but said vizier managed to get the dakara weapon active at the last second...literally the last second *glares at the comm panel*
as to the werewolf thing, jade wants to keep her new vulpine form, but still be able to turn back into a trill, so i suggested genetic engineering using the lycanthropy retrovirus as a starting point
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*blinks as he hears a familiar voice suddenly come through the still-active comm system*
do mine ears deceive me - which is impossible - or do i detect the subtle tone or his grand vizierness?
and he's correct - i almost died, but said vizier managed to get the dakara weapon active at the last second...literally the last second *glares at the comm panel*
as to the werewolf thing, jade wants to keep her new vulpine form, but still be able to turn back into a trill, so i suggested genetic engineering using the lycanthropy retrovirus as a starting point
*Blinks.*
You know, you are rather intelligent in medical practices... for a werewolf...
Comments
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Oh, potties.
Sovereign! The impostor's been imitating him since just after the fight with the Terran Empire!
Hail Ba'al!
Ohhh... well that sounds bad...
Anyway, I'm on the Lexington with Jade, who was on Nirn for some reason. It may be a while before I gey back. I'm planning on staying for one of their missions, see how it's done in the Federation.
eh, TRIBBLE it...
*opens a fold in space to jade's location and walks through it, reappearing on the lexington just outside kuntel's temporary quarters and looking around as the rift closes behind him*
huh...guess she must've found the werewolf...about damn time
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Doesn't react, instead picking up a knife and holding it with two fingers as it points towards the clone.*
Let's try this again, shall we?
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In Cold Blood
Kuntel-clone: Ooohhh, we gonna play darts? I'm good at darts!
*Laughs maniacly.*
Kuntel-clone: Especially when the the dartboard squirms! Hahahahahhahah!
I'm glad. Because you're the dart board.
*He lets go and it flies across into the clone's shoulder. He takes another knife.*
Now, where's the real Kuntel?
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Kuntel-clone: Ha! That one tickled!
*He moves his head and tries to bite the hilt of the knife.*
bloodsucker...i'm going to have to have a word with jade about more carefully checking crew resumes - but first...
*smokes through the door and immediately assumes a combat stance*
prepare to die, you bloodsucking f-*he stops suddenly and his eyes go wide as he notices just who the vampire is*
KUNTEL?! what the hell are you doing here? and why do you smell like one of those damn overgrown mosquitoes?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*He takes special aim with this one, releasing it and letting it travel into a place the clone would very much rather it didn't go.*
I'm going to need the sarcophagus again...
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Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Overgrown mosquitoes? That's very insultive! What did vampires ever do to you?
*Realizes what he said.*
Don't answer that... besides, just because I'm a vampire doesn't mean I'm evil... er than before.
Ohhh, you know they castrate clones right? Stops any bad ideas!
*He cackles again.*
*straightens up somewhat, but is still tensed for combat*
and you didn't answer my other question...what are you doing here? you're supposed to be on earth
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
I'll be right back.
*He comes back in with a Maxim-type machine gun.*
I've always wanted to fire one of these!
*He starts shooting the clone up, stopping after a minute and seeing the mess he made.*
Ah...
Time for the sarcophagus!
Jaffa!
*They throw his corpse in the sarcophagus.*
(OOC: Oh yeah, definitely becoming a running gag.)
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
OOC: That'll take 2549 pages, so far. :P
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
OOC: And that ones still goin'...
*Comes out of sarcophagus laughing.*
Kuntel-clone: At this point, you might just want to ask his Idioticness and his Oppressiveness if I can be your little abuse slave! You sadistic ape!
Oh, uh, well. You see, apparently, I was replaced with a clone after the battle with the Terran Empire, and put on a ship. Then somethin' happened, and I woke up in Volkihar Castle, and I had these!
*Points to fangs.*
Anyway, did you know that Jade's blue now?
I'm half tempted to give you to Shadowfang and let him eviscerate you after the Replicator business, but--
Actually, no, I think I will do that.
Put him in the gravity cell. If he screams the building down... 'Jaffa kree!'
Jaffa: Gladly.
*The Jaffa throws him in the cell before activating the gravity generator, suddenly putting the door on the ceiling, while Ryan goes to find shadowfang.*
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Kuntel-clone: Ahhahahaha! The enemies gate is down! The enemies gate is down! Shoot the buggers, shoot the buggers, shoot, shoot, shoot! Ahahahahaha!
*This continues for a while....*
*I return after half an hour of searching.*
Well, I couldn't find sha--
Sweet mother of Go-- I mean Ba'al.
*I see the Jaffa carrying Kuntel's Clone back to the sarcophagus.*
Let's just leave him in their for a while...
Jaffa: Indeed.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
and yes, i did know jade got turned into an anthro fox...thingy
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Shrugs.*
Okay. You gonna be staying for her next mission too? I mean, I'm somewhat a prisoner, but from what I see, you can go back and forth pretty easily.
*Smiles.*
Oh, and what dod Jade want on Nirn?
*he pauses and adds as an afterthought* oh, and she wanted a werewolf
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Wait, you died during that Replicator thing? Man, I'm mad I missed it, must have been one hell of a fight.
Why would she need a werewolf?
He almost died. Your evil clone (currently dying over and over in the gravity torture chamber) set a bunch of Replicators loose and then watched TNG with us solely for Picard.
In retrospect, I should've wondered why I had to do the Stargate modifications myself as well as the Dakara superweapon configuration.
As for the werewolf--don't ask.
Hail Ba'al!
Uh, is it one of those weird kinky situations? Or that it's just so somplocared you don't knkw how to explain it?
do mine ears deceive me - which is impossible - or do i detect the subtle tone or his grand vizierness?
and he's correct - i almost died, but said vizier managed to get the dakara weapon active at the last second...literally the last second *glares at the comm panel*
as to the werewolf thing, jade wants to keep her new vulpine form, but still be able to turn back into a trill, so i suggested genetic engineering using the lycanthropy retrovirus as a starting point
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Blinks.*
You know, you are rather intelligent in medical practices... for a werewolf...
*Smiles, showing his new fangs.*