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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    I have an evil clone? When did that happen? And Jade told me about a replicator thingie, and me flirting with her, and did you know she's blue now?

    *Looks around.*

    Anyway, the only thing I remember is the battle against the Terran Empire, and then being on a ship... then falling, and nearly drowning... and then I woke up on Nirn.

    ...

    Oh, potties.

    Sovereign! The impostor's been imitating him since just after the fight with the Terran Empire!

    Hail Ba'al!
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    ...

    Oh, potties.

    Sovereign! The impostor's been imitating him since just after the fight with the Terran Empire!

    Hail Ba'al!

    Ohhh... well that sounds bad...

    Anyway, I'm on the Lexington with Jade, who was on Nirn for some reason. It may be a while before I gey back. I'm planning on staying for one of their missions, see how it's done in the Federation.
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    *bats the tribble away and climbs out from under the table, glancing at the nearest clock*

    eh, TRIBBLE it...

    *opens a fold in space to jade's location and walks through it, reappearing on the lexington just outside kuntel's temporary quarters and looking around as the rift closes behind him*

    huh...guess she must've found the werewolf...about damn time
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    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    *Eyes widen and a slow smile spread across the clones face.*

    Clone: Oooo, you like fun? I loke fun too!

    *Starts cacckling as the acid tunnels.*

    Clone: Like ripping hearts out of crazy Brits, then hintong down their families and tearing them to pieces! Hahahahahah!

    *Doesn't react, instead picking up a knife and holding it with two fingers as it points towards the clone.*

    Let's try this again, shall we?
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    *Doesn't react, instead picking up a knife and holding it with two fingers as it points towards the clone.*

    Let's try this again, shall we?

    Kuntel-clone: Ooohhh, we gonna play darts? I'm good at darts!

    *Laughs maniacly.*

    Kuntel-clone: Especially when the the dartboard squirms! Hahahahahhahah!
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    Kuntel-clone: Ooohhh, we gonna play darts? I'm good at darts!

    *Laughs maniacly.*

    Kuntel-clone: Especially when the the dartboard squirms! Hahahahahhahah!

    I'm glad. Because you're the dart board.

    *He lets go and it flies across into the clone's shoulder. He takes another knife.*

    Now, where's the real Kuntel?
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    I'm glad. Because you're the dart board.

    *He lets go and it flies across into the clone's shoulder. He takes another knife.*

    Now, where's the real Kuntel?

    Kuntel-clone: Ha! That one tickled!

    *He moves his head and tries to bite the hilt of the knife.*
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    *glances around the corridor he stepped onto, then sniffs the air to try and pick up jade's scent, growling deeply as he comes upon the scent of vampire instead, glaring at the quarters where he detects the smell coming from*

    bloodsucker...i'm going to have to have a word with jade about more carefully checking crew resumes - but first...

    *smokes through the door and immediately assumes a combat stance*

    prepare to die, you bloodsucking f-*he stops suddenly and his eyes go wide as he notices just who the vampire is*

    KUNTEL?! what the hell are you doing here? and why do you smell like one of those damn overgrown mosquitoes?
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    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    Kuntel-clone: Ha! That one tickled!

    *He moves his head and tries to bite the hilt of the knife.*

    *He takes special aim with this one, releasing it and letting it travel into a place the clone would very much rather it didn't go.*

    I'm going to need the sarcophagus again...
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    *glances around the corridor he stepped onto, then sniffs the air to try and pick up jade's scent, growling deeply as he comes upon the scent of vampire instead, glaring at the quarters where he detects the smell coming from*

    bloodsucker...i'm going to have to have a word with jade about more carefully checking crew resumes - but first...

    *smokes through the door and immediately assumes a combat stance*

    prepare to die, you bloodsucking f-*he stops suddenly and his eyes go wide as he notices just who the vampire is*

    KUNTEL?! what the hell are you doing here? and why do you smell like one of those damn overgrown mosquitoes?

    Overgrown mosquitoes? That's very insultive! What did vampires ever do to you?

    *Realizes what he said.*

    Don't answer that... besides, just because I'm a vampire doesn't mean I'm evil... er than before.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    *He takes special aim with this one, releasing it and letting it travel into a place the clone would very much rather it didn't go.*

    I'm going to need the sarcophagus again...

    Ohhh, you know they castrate clones right? Stops any bad ideas!

    *He cackles again.*
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    Overgrown mosquitoes? That's very insultive! What did vampires ever do to you?

    *Realizes what he said.*

    Don't answer that... besides, just because I'm a vampire doesn't mean I'm evil... er than before.
    *growls* what did they do? they existed...that's enough of a reason for me

    *straightens up somewhat, but is still tensed for combat*

    and you didn't answer my other question...what are you doing here? you're supposed to be on earth
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    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    Ohhh, you know they castrate clones right? Stops any bad ideas!

    *He cackles again.*

    I'll be right back.

    *He comes back in with a Maxim-type machine gun.*

    I've always wanted to fire one of these!

    *He starts shooting the clone up, stopping after a minute and seeing the mess he made.*

    Ah...

    Time for the sarcophagus!

    Jaffa!

    *They throw his corpse in the sarcophagus.*

    (OOC: Oh yeah, definitely becoming a running gag.)
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    (this whole thing is one giant running gag...and at the rate we're going, we might just beat out the largest thread on the forums within a month or two)
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    (this whole thing is one giant running gag...and at the rate we're going, we might just beat out the largest thread on the forums within a month or two)

    OOC: That'll take 2549 pages, so far. :P
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    OOC: That'll take 2549 pages, so far. :P
    (how many pages is that for someone who gets 40 posts per page instead of the normal 10? math hates me, or i'd do the calculation myself)
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    OOC: That'll take 2549 pages, so far. :P

    OOC: And that ones still goin'...
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    I'll be right back.

    *He comes back in with a Maxim-type machine gun.*

    I've always wanted to fire one of these!

    *He starts shooting the clone up, stopping after a minute and seeing the mess he made.*

    Ah...

    Time for the sarcophagus!

    Jaffa!

    *They throw his corpse in the sarcophagus.*

    (OOC: Oh yeah, definitely becoming a running gag.)

    *Comes out of sarcophagus laughing.*

    Kuntel-clone: At this point, you might just want to ask his Idioticness and his Oppressiveness if I can be your little abuse slave! You sadistic ape!
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    *growls* what did they do? they existed...that's enough of a reason for me

    *straightens up somewhat, but is still tensed for combat*

    and you didn't answer my other question...what are you doing here? you're supposed to be on earth

    Oh, uh, well. You see, apparently, I was replaced with a clone after the battle with the Terran Empire, and put on a ship. Then somethin' happened, and I woke up in Volkihar Castle, and I had these!

    *Points to fangs.*

    Anyway, did you know that Jade's blue now?
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    *Comes pit of sarcophagus laughing.*

    Kuntel-clone: At this point, you might just want to ask his Idioticness and his Oppressiveness if I can be your little abuse slave! You sadistic ape!

    I'm half tempted to give you to Shadowfang and let him eviscerate you after the Replicator business, but--

    Actually, no, I think I will do that.

    Put him in the gravity cell. If he screams the building down... 'Jaffa kree!'

    Jaffa: Gladly.

    *The Jaffa throws him in the cell before activating the gravity generator, suddenly putting the door on the ceiling, while Ryan goes to find shadowfang.*
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    I'm half tempted to give you to Shadowfang and let him eviscerate you after the Replicator business, but--

    Actually, no, I think I will do that.

    Put him in the gravity cell. If he screams the building down... 'Jaffa kree!'

    Jaffa: Gladly.

    *The Jaffa throws him in the cell before activating the gravity generator, suddenly putting the door on the ceiling, while Ryan goes to find shadowfang.*

    Kuntel-clone: Ahhahahaha! The enemies gate is down! The enemies gate is down! Shoot the buggers, shoot the buggers, shoot, shoot, shoot! Ahahahahaha!

    *This continues for a while....*
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    Kuntel-clone: Ahhahahaha! The enemies gate is down! The enemies gate is down! Shoot the buggers, shoot the buggers, shoot, shoot, shoot! Ahahahahaha!

    *This continues for a while....*

    *I return after half an hour of searching.*

    Well, I couldn't find sha--

    Sweet mother of Go-- I mean Ba'al.

    *I see the Jaffa carrying Kuntel's Clone back to the sarcophagus.*

    Let's just leave him in their for a while...

    Jaffa: Indeed.
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    Oh, uh, well. You see, apparently, I was replaced with a clone after the battle with the Terran Empire, and put on a ship. Then somethin' happened, and I woke up in Volkihar Castle, and I had these!

    *Points to fangs.*

    Anyway, did you know that Jade's blue now?
    *raises an eye* you managed to wind up in the lair of one of the most powerful vampire clans on nirn? *shakes head* only you...

    and yes, i did know jade got turned into an anthro fox...thingy
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    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    *raises an eye* you managed to wind up in the lair of one of the most powerful vampire clans on nirn? *shakes head* only you...

    and yes, i did know jade got turned into an anthro fox...thingy

    *Shrugs.*

    Okay. You gonna be staying for her next mission too? I mean, I'm somewhat a prisoner, but from what I see, you can go back and forth pretty easily.

    *Smiles.*

    Oh, and what dod Jade want on Nirn?
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    *Shrugs.*

    Okay. You gonna be staying for her next mission too? I mean, I'm somewhat a prisoner, but from what I see, you can go back and forth pretty easily.

    *Smiles.*

    Oh, and what dod Jade want on Nirn?
    i can always take you with m-wait...if you're here, and there's a clone of you running around since after the terran battle...SON OF A *****! that replicator fiasco that almost resulted in my death was DELIBERATE! i knew i should've eviscerated that *rattles off a lengthly list of incredibly foul insults that would make even sailors blush* when i had the chance...

    *he pauses and adds as an afterthought* oh, and she wanted a werewolf
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    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    i can always take you with m-wait...if you're here, and there's a clone of you running around since after the terran battle...SON OF A *****! that replicator fiasco that almost resulted in my death was DELIBERATE! i knew i should've eviscerated that *rattles off a lengthly list of incredibly foul insults that would make even sailors blush* when i had the chance...

    *he pauses and adds as an afterthought* oh, and she wanted a werewolf

    Wait, you died during that Replicator thing? Man, I'm mad I missed it, must have been one hell of a fight.

    Why would she need a werewolf?
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    Wait, you died during that Replicator thing? Man, I'm mad I missed it, must have been one hell of a fight.

    Why would she need a werewolf?

    He almost died. Your evil clone (currently dying over and over in the gravity torture chamber) set a bunch of Replicators loose and then watched TNG with us solely for Picard.

    In retrospect, I should've wondered why I had to do the Stargate modifications myself as well as the Dakara superweapon configuration.

    As for the werewolf--don't ask.

    Hail Ba'al!
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    He almost died. Your evil clone (currently dying over and over in the gravity torture chamber) set a bunch of Replicators loose and then watched TNG with us solely for Picard.

    In retrospect, I should've wondered why I had to do the Stargate modifications myself as well as the Dakara superweapon configuration.

    As for the werewolf--don't ask.

    Hail Ba'al!

    Uh, is it one of those weird kinky situations? Or that it's just so somplocared you don't knkw how to explain it?
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    *blinks as he hears a familiar voice suddenly come through the still-active comm system*

    do mine ears deceive me - which is impossible - or do i detect the subtle tone or his grand vizierness?

    and he's correct - i almost died, but said vizier managed to get the dakara weapon active at the last second...literally the last second *glares at the comm panel*

    as to the werewolf thing, jade wants to keep her new vulpine form, but still be able to turn back into a trill, so i suggested genetic engineering using the lycanthropy retrovirus as a starting point
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    *blinks as he hears a familiar voice suddenly come through the still-active comm system*

    do mine ears deceive me - which is impossible - or do i detect the subtle tone or his grand vizierness?

    and he's correct - i almost died, but said vizier managed to get the dakara weapon active at the last second...literally the last second *glares at the comm panel*

    as to the werewolf thing, jade wants to keep her new vulpine form, but still be able to turn back into a trill, so i suggested genetic engineering using the lycanthropy retrovirus as a starting point

    *Blinks.*

    You know, you are rather intelligent in medical practices... for a werewolf...

    *Smiles, showing his new fangs.*
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