I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Meanwhile, while Captain Jade is crossing to the island
Commander Tala: Ok... we managed to finally find one of those werewolves... Better get him back up to the Lexington.
Back with the Captain
Thanks for the lift.
Old Man: No problem milady. Tell Haarken I said hello!
*With this, he shoves off, and glides across the water.*
*In the Castle.*
Me: I'm somewhat hungry.
Haarken: We have some cattle in the prisons, feast from one of them, my Fallen.
Me: Uh... okay.
*Walks off*
I have to get out of here... this Fallen sh*t is creeping me out...
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,672Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Scans area with Tricorder, while maintaining a defensive posture with phaser in hand*
Ok... where is the source of that energy reading... And who the hell is Haarken?
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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*Scans area with Tricorder, while maintaining a defensive posture with phaser in hand*
Ok... where is the source of that energy reading... And who the hell is Haarken?
*A reading seems to come from either behind or in the castle. There seems to be no way around, either.*
*In castle.*
Me: Okay... I am full.
*Looks at cattle... human cattle.*
Me: Sorry...
Cattle: Uhhhh....uhhh.
Me: Creepy.....
*Finds mirror.*
Okay... that still works. But my eyes glow like theirs... maybe if I concentrate?
*Eyes start to dim a little.*
Okay... now for an exit.
* Starts looking around the castle.*
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,672Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Bites lip*
Hm... something doesn't feel right about this...
*Keeps scanning for anything while creeping up towards the front door, Phaser ready*
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Kuntel-clone: Nothing! Get the Tel'tac running! I have to grab my research!
*Ba'al-class Asgard battlecruiser (see below) drops out of hyperspace. Grand Vizier worffan101 and Ba'al stand on the bridge*
Me: Don't worry, Sovereign, this shall be taken care of shortly. Minion! Get the fake Darth Kuntel's ship with the tractor beams, then hit its engines and power core and beam off the impostor straight to the brig! Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: For the purposes of this joke, a Ba'al-class is the regular Stargate 'verse's O'Neill-class)
*is slumped in a chair in the doctor's office snoring softly, having fallen asleep waiting for jade to return with her furry cargo
shifts in his sleep, bumping a random piece of equipment and knocking it to the floor, causing a loud clanging noise that startles the lycan awake and causes him to dive for cover*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,672Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Shadow comes face to face with a purring puffball of fur*
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,672Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*The "Cat" doesn't move. Instead... it gives a trill that sounds like... a Tribble*
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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*He smiles as the tel'Tac takes off and flies over him, picking him up with the Rings.*
Kuntel-clone: Get oit of here!
*They get caught by Worffan.*
Kuntel-clone: Dammit! Send all research to the Allfather! Prepare the pills...
*Evil Kuntel gets snagged by the Asgard transporters*
*Ba'al slams him into a wall and completely immobilizes him with a kara'kesh*
Me: Nice try, buddy. Now, take us to the guy who kidnapped the real Darth Kuntel. And make it fast, because First Prime Teal'c here has a very, very scary death glare. In fact, the last guy to face that death glare was System Lord Moloc, who died after fifteen minutes of staring.
On an unrelated note, Moloc is being resurrected again after his 19th painful death, which is far better than the kid-killing piece of dirt deserves. But let's not start this off on a negative note.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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*Evil Kuntel gets snagged by the Asgard transporters*
*Ba'al slams him into a wall and completely immobilizes him with a kara'kesh*
Me: Nice try, buddy. Now, take us to the guy who kidnapped the real Darth Kuntel. And make it fast, because First Prime Teal'c here has a very, very scary death glare. In fact, the last guy to face that death glare was System Lord Moloc, who died after fifteen minutes of staring.
On an unrelated note, Moloc is being resurrected again after his 19th painful death, which is far better than the kid-killing piece of dirt deserves. But let's not start this off on a negative note.
Hail Ba'al!
*The Clone glares at him*
Kuntel-clone, barely: I... will... never betray... the Allfather!
*With this, a device activates in it's brain, releasing a neurotoxin, killing the clone instantly amd melting his brain.*
Probably not enough time to try and shoot off that flare spell thing I tried reading about... Might just blow up in my face...
*Brushes against kuntel, revealing... what feels like fur under a holocloak?*
Well.... what happened while I was gone?
*They get to the edge of the island.*
Damn...
*Looks around for a boat.*
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,672Community Moderator
edited July 2014
You forget already?
*Looks back at the castle*
TRIBBLE this.
*Grabs kuntel and pulls out commbadge*
Jade to Lexington. Two to beam up.
*The two are transported aboard the Lexington, and meet an Andorian female*
Commander Tala: Welcome back Captain. We found what we were looking for.
Krystal Jade: 'bout time. Dang things are hard to find.
Commander Tala: No kidding.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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You forget already?
*Looks back at the castle*
TRIBBLE this.
*Grabs kuntel and pulls out commbadge*
Jade to Lexington. Two to beam up.
*The two are transported aboard the Lexington, and meet an Andorian female*
Commander Tala: Welcome back Captain. We found what we were looking for.
Krystal Jade: 'bout time. Dang things are hard to find.
Commander Tala: No kidding.
What were you lookin' for?
*He raises an eyebrow and looks around the ship, happy to be off Nirn.*
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,672Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Deactivates holocloak, revealing a redheaded blue vixen in a modified Starfleet uniform with skirt*
Our "guest" is secure?
Commander Tala: Yes sir. Took the whole team on Max Stun to bring him down.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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Commander Tala: Ok... we managed to finally find one of those werewolves... Better get him back up to the Lexington.
Back with the Captain
Thanks for the lift.
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Old Man: No problem milady. Tell Haarken I said hello!
*With this, he shoves off, and glides across the water.*
*In the Castle.*
Me: I'm somewhat hungry.
Haarken: We have some cattle in the prisons, feast from one of them, my Fallen.
Me: Uh... okay.
*Walks off*
I have to get out of here... this Fallen sh*t is creeping me out...
Ok... where is the source of that energy reading... And who the hell is Haarken?
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*A reading seems to come from either behind or in the castle. There seems to be no way around, either.*
*In castle.*
Me: Okay... I am full.
*Looks at cattle... human cattle.*
Me: Sorry...
Cattle: Uhhhh....uhhh.
Me: Creepy.....
*Finds mirror.*
Okay... that still works. But my eyes glow like theirs... maybe if I concentrate?
*Eyes start to dim a little.*
Okay... now for an exit.
* Starts looking around the castle.*
Hm... something doesn't feel right about this...
*Keeps scanning for anything while creeping up towards the front door, Phaser ready*
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*There is a middle aged man at the gate. He carries a sword.*
Man: Who goes there?! Announce thy self before I stick thee!
I say, being a Minion of Ba'al (tm) is such fun, wouldn't you say, Supreme Lord Hammond?
Hammond (from his own lounge chair to my right): Absolutely, Grand Vizier. Hail Ba'al!
Me: Hail Ba'al!
*glasses clink*
*siren activates*
Harriman: Unscheduled offworld activation! Incoming IDC; it's Supreme System Lord Ba'al!
Hammond: Ah, we'd better take this personally.
Me: Agreed.
*both get up and check robes of office and totally not evil in the mirror*
*both trot down to the gate room as Ba'al arrives*
Both: Hail Ba'al!
Ba'al: Yes, hail me. Come, minions! We have much to discuss. One of my clones has discovered some disturbing news about Darth Kuntel...
Me: I'll take this. It's Hammond's day off. Hail Ba'al!
Just a curious traveler.
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*An assassin appears next to Kuntel-clone.*
Assassin: My lord, Ba'al has appeared.
Kuntel-clone: What? Already?
Assassin: What do you mean, my lord?
Kuntel-clone: Nothing! Get the Tel'tac running! I have to grab my research!
Man: A traveler? Why would one such as you travel here, to Volkihar Castle?
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*Ba'al-class Asgard battlecruiser (see below) drops out of hyperspace. Grand Vizier worffan101 and Ba'al stand on the bridge*
Me: Don't worry, Sovereign, this shall be taken care of shortly. Minion! Get the fake Darth Kuntel's ship with the tractor beams, then hit its engines and power core and beam off the impostor straight to the brig! Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: For the purposes of this joke, a Ba'al-class is the regular Stargate 'verse's O'Neill-class)
Jaffa!
*The Jaffa aim their staffs.*
Going somewhere?
*Gives him a menacing smirk.*
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
shifts in his sleep, bumping a random piece of equipment and knocking it to the floor, causing a loud clanging noise that startles the lycan awake and causes him to dive for cover*
air raid, take shelter!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
colored text = mod mode
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Its a Tribble*
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Man: Can't really get lost onto an island, can you?
*He shifts around*
Man: Well may-
*He stops as a shadow seems to fall over him, then he drops to the ground. I stand there in weird looking clothes for even this planet.*
Oh, hi Jade! How are you?
*Clone points behind himself.*
Kuntel-clone: Over there?
*He smiles as the tel'Tac takes off and flies over him, picking him up with the Rings.*
Kuntel-clone: Get oit of here!
*They get caught by Worffan.*
Kuntel-clone: Dammit! Send all research to the Allfather! Prepare the pills...
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*Evil Kuntel gets snagged by the Asgard transporters*
*Ba'al slams him into a wall and completely immobilizes him with a kara'kesh*
Me: Nice try, buddy. Now, take us to the guy who kidnapped the real Darth Kuntel. And make it fast, because First Prime Teal'c here has a very, very scary death glare. In fact, the last guy to face that death glare was System Lord Moloc, who died after fifteen minutes of staring.
On an unrelated note, Moloc is being resurrected again after his 19th painful death, which is far better than the kid-killing piece of dirt deserves. But let's not start this off on a negative note.
Hail Ba'al!
Yep! Better than ever!
*Seems paler and incisor teeth seem to be more pronounced.*
This trip might have even added a few years to my life!
*A rumbling is heard from the castle, then shouting.*
Haarken: Fallen! Where has the Fallen escaped to?! Find him! Find him now, before he leaves this world!
Me, shaken: That's our que!
*Hurries by Jade, toward water.*
Probably not enough time to try and shoot off that flare spell thing I tried reading about... Might just blow up in my face...
*Brushes against kuntel, revealing... what feels like fur under a holocloak?*
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*The Clone glares at him*
Kuntel-clone, barely: I... will... never betray... the Allfather!
*With this, a device activates in it's brain, releasing a neurotoxin, killing the clone instantly amd melting his brain.*
Le sigh...
Let me handle this, Sovereign. First Prime Teal'c, would you bring the Time Jumper?
I've always wanted to try a jump of less than 30 minutes in time...
Hail Ba'al!
Well.... what happened while I was gone?
*They get to the edge of the island.*
Damn...
*Looks around for a boat.*
*Looks back at the castle*
TRIBBLE this.
*Grabs kuntel and pulls out commbadge*
Jade to Lexington. Two to beam up.
*The two are transported aboard the Lexington, and meet an Andorian female*
Commander Tala: Welcome back Captain. We found what we were looking for.
Krystal Jade: 'bout time. Dang things are hard to find.
Commander Tala: No kidding.
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What were you lookin' for?
*He raises an eyebrow and looks around the ship, happy to be off Nirn.*
Our "guest" is secure?
Commander Tala: Yes sir. Took the whole team on Max Stun to bring him down.
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colored text = mod mode
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"