*Deactivates holocloak, revealing a redheaded blue vixen in a modified Starfleet uniform with skirt*
Our "guest" is secure?
Commander Tala: Yes sir. Took the whole team on Max Stun to bring him down.
*Jumps back.*
Okay! That's new! When did that happen?
*Looks Jade up and down with wide eyes, which now seem to turn a little yellow.*
*Looks Jade up and down with wide eyes, which now seem to turn a little yellow.*
What's that supposed to mean? You were there when I got back from my latest exploration mission! Shadow was there too, and both of you seemed to be a little interested in me. You even hit on me again! And I think I pegged you for having a crush on me after you changed the subject real fast.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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What's that supposed to mean? You were there when I got back from my latest exploration mission! Shadow was there too, and both of you seemed to be a little interested in me. You even hit on me again! And I think I pegged you for having a crush on me after you changed the subject real fast.
What!? When did I ever hit on you? And latest exploration mission? The last thing I remember you doing was helping us fight off the Terran Empire!
*Sovereign Ba'al pins him to the wall with the kara'kesh and shoves him into Ba'al's extra-special gravity torture chamber*
Ba'al: You know, I used this device to kill High General O'Neill about five hundred times in an alternate timeline. Now you get to be its guest. Now. We're going to kill you painfully, resurrect you, and repeat the process until you tell us everything you know about who took the real Darth Kuntel, what his or her plan is, and where the real Darth Kuntel is. Oh, and we removed your implant while you were dead.
Grand Vizier: Supreme One, I shall man the controls myself. Darth Kuntel is a personal friend.
Hail Ba'al!
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,672Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Facepalm*
You hit on me after getting drunk at O'Malley's after the Replicator fiasco.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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*Sovereign Ba'al pins him to the wall with the kara'kesh and shoves him into Ba'al's extra-special gravity torture chamber*
Ba'al: You know, I used this device to kill High General O'Neill about five hundred times in an alternate timeline. Now you get to be its guest. Now. We're going to kill you painfully, resurrect you, and repeat the process until you tell us everything you know about who took the real Darth Kuntel, what his or her plan is, and where the real Darth Kuntel is. Oh, and we removed your implant while you were dead.
Grand Vizier: Supreme One, I shall man the controls myself. Darth Kuntel is a personal friend.
Hail Ba'al!
Clone: Never!
*Squirms and screams horrible profanity about Ba'al's and Worffan's mothers.*
Attention all minions. Darth Kuntel has been kidnapped and replaced by an impostor. Sovereign Ba'al and Grand Vizier worffan101 are interrogating the impostor. He or she who brings Darth Kuntel, alive and unspoiled, to the Grand Vizier, myself, or the Sovereign shall be richly rewarded.
Attention all minions. Darth Kuntel has been kidnapped and replaced by an impostor. Sovereign Ba'al and Grand Vizier worffan101 are interrogating the impostor. He or she who brings Darth Kuntel, alive and unspoiled, to the Grand Vizier, myself, or the Sovereign shall be richly rewarded.
(OOC: I'd presume unharmed and generally intact, physically and psychologically. You know, standard stuff)
(OOC: Okay... it sounded like Teal'c was talkin' 'bout somethin' else. If ya catch my drift...)
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,672Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Facepalm*
Oi vey...
I'll have someone assign you some quarters until we get back. It might be a while though because Starfleet wants us to check out a rift in Tau Dewa. Feel free to contact someone via subspace and... let me know when all this makes sense.
*walks out. A minute later an Ensign arrives to show kuntel to the guest quarters*
(And off for a while. Gonna hang with a RL friend.)
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
I'll have someone assign you some quarters until we get back. It might be a while though because Starfleet wants us to check out a rift in Tau Dewa. Feel free to contact someone via subspace and... let me know when all this makes sense.
*walks out. A minute later an Ensign arrives to show kuntel to the guest quarters*
(And off for a while. Gonna hang with a RL friend.)
*Follows ensign to room.*
Uh, excuse me, can yo-
*Ensign leaves and shuts dolr in face.*
Rude! Okay... I have to figure out hlw to contact Worffan.
Computer: Contacting Grand Vizier Worffan of the Grand Regime of Ba'al of the Goa'uld Empire... contacted. Proceed when ready.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
What in the name of Ba'al happened to you, and how long has this dude been imitating you?
Hail Ba'al!
I have an evil clone? When did that happen? And Jade told me about a replicator thingie, and me flirting with her, and did you know she's blue now?
*Looks around.*
Anyway, the only thing I remember is the battle against the Terran Empire, and then being on a ship... then falling, and nearly drowning... and then I woke up on Nirn.
Comments
*Grand Vizier and Teal'c beam aboard*
*Teal'c and the Grand Vizier zat Evil Kuntel, using the charge as an EMP to blow out the brain-destroying device*
Well...that was complicated, but fun as heck.
Get the sarcophagus and resurrect that guy.
Hail Ba'al!
*Jumps back.*
Okay! That's new! When did that happen?
*Looks Jade up and down with wide eyes, which now seem to turn a little yellow.*
*The Clone jumps out of the sarxophagus.*
Kuntel-clone: What!? Where am I!?
What's that supposed to mean? You were there when I got back from my latest exploration mission! Shadow was there too, and both of you seemed to be a little interested in me. You even hit on me again! And I think I pegged you for having a crush on me after you changed the subject real fast.
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What!? When did I ever hit on you? And latest exploration mission? The last thing I remember you doing was helping us fight off the Terran Empire!
*Sovereign Ba'al pins him to the wall with the kara'kesh and shoves him into Ba'al's extra-special gravity torture chamber*
Ba'al: You know, I used this device to kill High General O'Neill about five hundred times in an alternate timeline. Now you get to be its guest. Now. We're going to kill you painfully, resurrect you, and repeat the process until you tell us everything you know about who took the real Darth Kuntel, what his or her plan is, and where the real Darth Kuntel is. Oh, and we removed your implant while you were dead.
Grand Vizier: Supreme One, I shall man the controls myself. Darth Kuntel is a personal friend.
Hail Ba'al!
You hit on me after getting drunk at O'Malley's after the Replicator fiasco.
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Clone: Never!
*Squirms and screams horrible profanity about Ba'al's and Worffan's mothers.*
Replicator fiasco? When did that happen?
Attention all minions. Darth Kuntel has been kidnapped and replaced by an impostor. Sovereign Ba'al and Grand Vizier worffan101 are interrogating the impostor. He or she who brings Darth Kuntel, alive and unspoiled, to the Grand Vizier, myself, or the Sovereign shall be richly rewarded.
Hail Ba'al.
*channel closes*
*turns gravity torture chamber up to 11*
Ugh...that's kind of gross. Better throw him into the sarcophagus again...
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: Unspoiled?! What does that mean?!:P)
(OOC: I'd presume unharmed and generally intact, physically and psychologically. You know, standard stuff)
*Jumps out of sarcaphagus.*
Kuntel-clone: The Allfather shall rip out your livers and feed them to his ravens!
(OOC: Okay... it sounded like Teal'c was talkin' 'bout somethin' else. If ya catch my drift...)
Oi vey...
I'll have someone assign you some quarters until we get back. It might be a while though because Starfleet wants us to check out a rift in Tau Dewa. Feel free to contact someone via subspace and... let me know when all this makes sense.
*walks out. A minute later an Ensign arrives to show kuntel to the guest quarters*
(And off for a while. Gonna hang with a RL friend.)
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*Follows ensign to room.*
Uh, excuse me, can yo-
*Ensign leaves and shuts dolr in face.*
Rude! Okay... I have to figure out hlw to contact Worffan.
Computer: Contacting Grand Vizier Worffan of the Grand Regime of Ba'al of the Goa'uld Empire... contacted. Proceed when ready.
Me: Uh, okay. Worffan, you there?
*Worffans comm buzzes.*
*Walks in as they string him up again, motioning to the vials of acid.*
May I? I'd really like to kill Kuntel - even if it is just his clone.
(OOC: Anyone else get the feeling that me and Kuntel are gonna end up with a running gag about me repeatedly killing him? :P)
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
(OOC: In a reality were death is merely an inconvenience... yes... death to the infidel!*Runs off to Mecca*
(OOC: In retrospect, there is kind of an unfortunate implication to that. My bad.)
*picks up comm, Evil Kuntel's screams in the background*
Ryan, take over the Chamber of Peril. Grand Vizier Worffan101, what do you need? Hail Ba'al!
Kuntel-clone: You! You the Allfather will forgive! Help me now and he will give you all of Earth, but none of the responsibility!
*Gets thrown in chamber.*
Kuntel-clone: OW OW OW OW OW!!!!!
Your evil clone.
What in the name of Ba'al happened to you, and how long has this dude been imitating you?
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
(OOC: Odin? Maybe some Skyrim character? Damned if I know, LOL)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Oh, goodie!
*He takes the acid vial, looking at Kuntel's clone.*
So, here's how this works, tell me where the real Kuntel is...
*He releases a small drop of acid onto the Clone as it starts tunnelling in.*
Or I got to have my fun.
And I do so enjoy my fun.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
I have an evil clone? When did that happen? And Jade told me about a replicator thingie, and me flirting with her, and did you know she's blue now?
*Looks around.*
Anyway, the only thing I remember is the battle against the Terran Empire, and then being on a ship... then falling, and nearly drowning... and then I woke up on Nirn.
*Eyes widen and a slow smile spread across the clones face.*
Clone: Oooo, you like fun? I loke fun too!
*Starts cacckling as the acid tunnels.*
Clone: Like ripping hearts out of crazy Brits, then hintong down their families and tearing them to pieces! Hahahahahah!
OOC: My plan js that it's some weird codename for something.