*yanks his lightsaber blade out of hephasto the armorer's head and watches the keeper of the hellforge hammer toppe over the side of the rocky path and plunge into the river of molten magma, grabbing the dropped hammer and marching up to the anvil of annihilation*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Well... hm...
*Looks over the menu*
Maccroni and Cheese? Wow... they do have a lot.
*walks up the anvil of annihilation and looks around, catching sight of a human skeleton surfacing from the molten river of magma and clawing desperately at an outcropping of rock before being pulled back under, then unbluckles the containment unit from his chest and unseals it, carefully extracting the soulstone and placing it on the anvil, gritting his teeth and mentally pushing away the dark thoughts and feelings attempting to enter his mind while holding the shard*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
I'll laugh if every species has a version of Sweedish Meatballs.
*Chuckles.*
Anyway, you excited for tomorrow? The hotel is famous for their main pool, which has internal heating and has and, like a beach. Their spa is very nice as well...
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Oh yea... I'm looking forward to just sitting back and relaxing. And to hell with all the looks I'm gonna get because of my spots.
*silently grabs the hellforge hammer and eyes the shard*
one less source of corruption on sanctuary once i shatter you...and maybe my nightmares will go away too
*hoists the hammer high and prepares to bring it crashing down - only to discover to his horror that his arm is frozen in place and a malevolent presence speaks in his mind*
Diablo: Your nightmare is just beginning.
*shadow's eyes widen in terror as his paw unwillingly unclenches, the hammer falling from his grip and crashing to the floor as the paw then moves to pick the shard up, the lycan trying desperately to fight off diablo's possessive influence and regain control of his body*
'n-no...i won't...let you win!'
Diablo: I have already won, mortal.
*diablo's spirit continues to supress shadow's as corruption pours from the black shard in his paw, the sharp end pointing directly at his chest as he fights with every last bit of strength he can muster to stop what he knows is coming, but to no avail as the shard is suddenly plunged deep into his heart, the rest of the prime evil's soul joining with the fragment in the canine's body as a tortured scream rips its way from his muzzle*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Suddenly recoils as if she's been hit, bringing a hand up to where the shard had been after her trip to Sanctuary*
(Well... close enough. Figured there'd be some kind of reaction considering where that shard used to be.)
*picks himself up off the ground and opens his eyes, no longer a warm amber but now almost molten in appearance as he throws the arms of his new vessel wide and lets out a deep, chilling laugh*
Diablo: I...LIVE!
*vanishes in a burst of hellfire and reappears outside the entrance to the guardian tower in travincal*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Comments
OOC: Hmm, great.
*Follows*
OOC: That mean you want to take the restaurant staff?
*A waiter seats them quietly, getting their drinks and leaving them with the menus.*
Sooo, have any idea what'cha gettin' yet?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Looks over the menu*
Maccroni and Cheese? Wow... they do have a lot.
I think I'm getting a steak quesadilla, rice and beans, and maybe some guacamole...
*Looks at her.*
I haven't had Mexican in a while... though maybe some Chinese...
*Flips through the menu, which is more like a novel.*
Wow, I never realized how many different cultures had unique cuisine...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Chuckles.*
Anyway, you excited for tomorrow? The hotel is famous for their main pool, which has internal heating and has and, like a beach. Their spa is very nice as well...
*Smiles then continues in his best black woman impression.*
Dat's right girl! Representin'!
*Smiles the biggest grin and chuckles.*
Ah... I'm racist aren't I?
*Tilts head and smiles.*
Not only am I racist, I'm bad at impressions.
*The waiter comes back. He takes out a notepad.*
Waiter: Are we ready to order?
*Orders the Mexican food.*
Waiter: Thank you, sir and madam. We'll have your food out shortly.
*He smiles.*
Waiter: Have a good honeymoon.
*He walks off.*
Me: I'm almost getting fond of that, actually...
one less source of corruption on sanctuary once i shatter you...and maybe my nightmares will go away too
*hoists the hammer high and prepares to bring it crashing down - only to discover to his horror that his arm is frozen in place and a malevolent presence speaks in his mind*
Diablo: Your nightmare is just beginning.
*shadow's eyes widen in terror as his paw unwillingly unclenches, the hammer falling from his grip and crashing to the floor as the paw then moves to pick the shard up, the lycan trying desperately to fight off diablo's possessive influence and regain control of his body*
'n-no...i won't...let you win!'
Diablo: I have already won, mortal.
*diablo's spirit continues to supress shadow's as corruption pours from the black shard in his paw, the sharp end pointing directly at his chest as he fights with every last bit of strength he can muster to stop what he knows is coming, but to no avail as the shard is suddenly plunged deep into his heart, the rest of the prime evil's soul joining with the fragment in the canine's body as a tortured scream rips its way from his muzzle*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
(Well... close enough. Figured there'd be some kind of reaction considering where that shard used to be.)
*Stands quickly and moves over to her side, worry on his face.*
Jade? Krystal, are you okay?
*Still rubbing where the shard used to be before it was removed*
I just... I felt like something hit me.
Diablo: I...LIVE!
*vanishes in a burst of hellfire and reappears outside the entrance to the guardian tower in travincal*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Isn't... that where the shard was?
*The waiter returns.*
Waiter: Is everything okay?
*Relaxes*
Probably just stress.
*The waiter nods and leaves.*
Me: I don't know...
*Looks at her with concern.*
Maybe we should go back to the room? Call a doctor or something?
Okay... but if you feel any pain, even discomfort, tell me and we'll leave.
*Bites lip and looks at her with worry,*
*Confused look*