Sure maybe high five him, let him stay out all night, but never hail him.
Unless his driving a taxi, then yeah, I'd hail him. But never give him a tip. Unless he hail me, the almighty Crash, ruler of Muffin Land.
We shall take over Mario Land and the Mushroom Kingdom, crush Perfect World and wipe the lands free of Starfleet, our Lego soldiers will smite our aggressors and those who dare to sit and play Tetris in our way with Duplo canons loaded with Skittles any My little pony poo and we will be victorious!
We will not go quietly into the night, we shall fight them on the beaches, we shall take the last cookie from their plate, lick it and put it back in the pile of new fresh cookies.
We shall leave the toilet and not replace the bog roll with a fresh one! We shall take at least 12 minutes at the ATM and enter a 12 items or less checkout with 13 items and cut a huge slice of cheese in a crowed elevator and blame it on the dog!
Then we will get drunk and play ping pong.
If yo homies are not with me, then you will be grounded with no TV and internet for 1 week. And made to visit Grandma in the home of cheek pinching and saliva covered kisses.
Hail Crash, hail the mighty Crash who will lead you into McDonalds and expects you to pay for the icecream!
* goes back to searching for some more of those mushrooms growing under the kitchen sink *
OOC: ...
Crash, have I ever told you that you're my favourite forum poster? :P
(i have returned! now i just need kuntel to return as well)
*steps out onto the river of flame, wiping sweat from his forehead as he gazes out at the seemingly endless sea of lava and hellfire, then starts moving deeper into the river whilst keeping an eye out for the hellforge*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(i have returned! now i just need kuntel to return as well)
*steps out onto the river of flame, wiping sweat from his forehead as he gazes out at the seemingly endless sea of lava and hellfire, then starts moving deeper into the river whilst keeping an eye out for the hellforge*
*Alshan finally fires off his energy, disintegrating the pillar and many demon. He falls on his knees, heavy breathing. The Gate closes.*
Rachel: Alshan? You got enough for the return trip?!
Alshan: Yeah *Gasp* I *Gasp* doooooo....
*He mutters something as Rachel grabs onto him and they disappear.*
*carves his way through the river of flame, slaughtering demons left and right as wanders the twisting, maze-like paths jutting out from a sea of endless lava before stumbling on a waypoint and activating it, continuing forward for a few more minutes before catching sight of a towering, cathedral-like structure*
whoops...that ain't the hellforge - must've been the other direction back at that turnoff
*turns and prepares to retrace his steps, but not before taking one final look at the imposing structure, an alien feeling of familiarity suffusing his being before he shakes his head and heads back*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
So we've gone from 'okay, let's have a date' to 'let's get married!'?
*Shakes head.*
I must be a great boyfriend...
I didn't say that. Its just not worth the effort to try and explain to everyone we meet. Its like trying to talk a Ferengi into donating to a charity. It ain't gonna happen. So... why waste energy when the next person will just assume the same thing? Let them think what they want. We know what's going on.
I didn't say that. Its just not worth the effort to try and explain to everyone we meet. Its like trying to talk a Ferengi into donating to a charity. It ain't gonna happen. So... why waste energy when the next person will just assume the same thing? Let them think what they want. We know what's going on.
OOC: You commented before my foreva alone thing... now it's out of context.
I still take it as you saying you want to marry me...
*Looks at her sideways, a mischievous glint in his eye.*
J'Hala: What was that?
Me: Nothing. Just keep going.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited July 2014
We'll see. But it is kinda early to bring that up...
Wow... normally I wouldn't think about things like that... *Scratches head*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Maybe this break from the war and everything is actually giving me a chance to think about the future for a change.
*shrugs*
I never really thought about what I wanted, because I was too busy with making sure we were ready for a fight, trying to keep my ship in one piece... basically the overworked Captain thing. It hasn't been easy. Especially after my Evil Twin screwed with my ship.
Maybe this break from the war and everything is actually giving me a chance to think about the future for a change.
*shrugs*
I never really thought about what I wanted, because I was too busy with making sure we were ready for a fight, trying to keep my ship in one piece... basically the overworked Captain thing. It hasn't been easy. Especially after my Evil Twin screwed with my ship.
*Wraps arm around her shoulders.*
Ah, I know. I was there for most of it.... all of it? Damn, I really was hovering over you...
Anyway, let's just get some dinner and leave talks of marriage for months away... or years. Whats the average time for dating before marriage?
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited July 2014
I don't know. And... you're right. Let get some food.
I don't know. And... you're right. Let get some food.
*J'Hala turns around. He gestures to a large, busy building.*
J'Hala: Here you go, newlyweds. This restaurant has cuisine from every culture on Earth and of course the native one as well.
Me: Why thank you J'Hala. How much?
J'Hala: How much what?
Me: How much money do you want?
*J'Hala laughs.*
J'Hala: My friend. I require no money. This was merely done for the pleasure of helping people!
*He bows and walks off.*
Me: Well, he was nice...
*Looks at Jade and smiles.*
Ready?
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Yea. Lets get something to eat.
*Thinks for a moment*
Wait... what if... our clones apparently hooked up... does that mean... that there really could be something between us?
Yea. Lets get something to eat.
*Thinks for a moment*
Wait... what if... our clones apparently hooked up... does that mean... that there really could be something between us?
Hmm, like a soulmate thing? We're destined to be, even our clones?
*Chuckles.*
I could dig that, cher.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited July 2014
You know... I've been more relaxed around you and Shadow than around anyone else in this crazy universe.
*yanks his lightsaber blade out of hephasto the armorer's head and watches the keeper of the hellforge hammer toppe over the side of the rocky path and plunge into the river of molten magma, grabbing the dropped hammer and marching up to the anvil of annihilation*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Comments
*Shakes head.*
I must be a great boyfriend...
I brought French Toast!!!
...
Where is everyone???
Hail Ba'al!
*Holds up a memory stick with Worffan's 'special entertainment' on it.*
You're sick-minded, you realise that?
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Nah, just jaded enough to take video of my Official Grand Vizieratorial Harem going down on each other. And then sell it.
Oh, did you see my new mansion? I bought it with the money I made from those videos. :cool:
Hail Ba'al!
...
You have no conscience, do you?
*Holds a zat at memory stick.*
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
OOC: ...
Crash, have I ever told you that you're my favourite forum poster? :P
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Darth Kuntel, we have need of your assassination services.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: Hilarious, Crashdragon!)
*steps out onto the river of flame, wiping sweat from his forehead as he gazes out at the seemingly endless sea of lava and hellfire, then starts moving deeper into the river whilst keeping an eye out for the hellforge*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Gets a text.*
Text: I'm on vacation! Get Ryan to do it, he'll actually have fun talking to someone as insane as himself...
*Alshan finally fires off his energy, disintegrating the pillar and many demon. He falls on his knees, heavy breathing. The Gate closes.*
Rachel: Alshan? You got enough for the return trip?!
Alshan: Yeah *Gasp* I *Gasp* doooooo....
*He mutters something as Rachel grabs onto him and they disappear.*
whoops...that ain't the hellforge - must've been the other direction back at that turnoff
*turns and prepares to retrace his steps, but not before taking one final look at the imposing structure, an alien feeling of familiarity suffusing his being before he shakes his head and heads back*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
I didn't say that. Its just not worth the effort to try and explain to everyone we meet. Its like trying to talk a Ferengi into donating to a charity. It ain't gonna happen. So... why waste energy when the next person will just assume the same thing? Let them think what they want. We know what's going on.
OOC: You commented before my foreva alone thing... now it's out of context.
I still take it as you saying you want to marry me...
*Looks at her sideways, a mischievous glint in his eye.*
J'Hala: What was that?
Me: Nothing. Just keep going.
Wow... normally I wouldn't think about things like that... *Scratches head*
*Looks at her suspiscously.*
Who are you and what have you done with Jade?
there it is...the anvil of annihilation
now i just need to get the hellforge hammer from its keeper and i can banish whatever evil still lingers in this remnant of the black soulstone
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*shrugs*
I never really thought about what I wanted, because I was too busy with making sure we were ready for a fight, trying to keep my ship in one piece... basically the overworked Captain thing. It hasn't been easy. Especially after my Evil Twin screwed with my ship.
*Wraps arm around her shoulders.*
Ah, I know. I was there for most of it.... all of it? Damn, I really was hovering over you...
Anyway, let's just get some dinner and leave talks of marriage for months away... or years. Whats the average time for dating before marriage?
*J'Hala turns around. He gestures to a large, busy building.*
J'Hala: Here you go, newlyweds. This restaurant has cuisine from every culture on Earth and of course the native one as well.
Me: Why thank you J'Hala. How much?
J'Hala: How much what?
Me: How much money do you want?
*J'Hala laughs.*
J'Hala: My friend. I require no money. This was merely done for the pleasure of helping people!
*He bows and walks off.*
Me: Well, he was nice...
*Looks at Jade and smiles.*
Ready?
*Thinks for a moment*
Wait... what if... our clones apparently hooked up... does that mean... that there really could be something between us?
Hmm, like a soulmate thing? We're destined to be, even our clones?
*Chuckles.*
I could dig that, cher.
I thinks it's because I'm the most normal, which is saying something... Shadow though...
*Looks at her suspiscously.*
Did you have a dog as a child?
Maybe its because I have a friend who's a Caitian, so its not that unusual for me. Although M'Ress does kinda have a thing about fire...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Hmm. Again, don't want to meet her.
Anyway, let's stop standing out here in the cold, and get into the restaurant.