I'll bring the Superior Force just in case a little SMITATION is necessary.
And First Prime Teal'c, and High General O'Neill, and Grand High Supreme Doctor Overlord Fraiser.
And as many minions as you want.
Hail Ba'al!
the combined forces of both the Superior Force and the Dark Intent would be enough to conquer sanctuary ten thousand times over, let alone deal with a few rag-tag packs of demons
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
the combined forces of both the Superior Force and the Dark Intent would be enough to conquer sanctuary ten thousand times over, let alone deal with a few rag-tag packs of demons
i think they will be plenty
H'mmmmm...
I'll bring a full Conquest Force just in case, and start setting up an infrastructure while you're on your quest.
I'll bring a full Conquest Force just in case, and start setting up an infrastructure while you're on your quest.
LET'S DO THIS THING!!!
Hail Ba'al!
yes, let's finally get this over with...*withdraws a hypo loaded with cordafin from his uniform and injects the stimulant into his carotid artery, seeming to perk up almost immediately as it quickly spreads through his body*
meet you there *taps a button on his wrist comm* Dark Intent, one to beam up, and set course for sanctuary as soon as i'm onboard
*vanishes in a swirl of emerald green energy and reappears on the bridge, the ship moving to align itself for hyperspace seconds later*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
yes, let's finally get this over with...*withdraws a hypo loaded with cordafin from his uniform and injects the stimulant into his carotid artery, seeming to perk up almost immediately as it quickly spreads through his body*
meet you there *taps a button on his wrist comm* Dark Intent, one to beam up, and set course for sanctuary as soon as i'm onboard
*vanishes in a swirl of emerald green energy and reappears on the bridge, the ship moving to align itself for hyperspace seconds later*
First Prime Teal'c! High General O'Neill! Grand High Supreme Doctor Overlord Fraiser! Get to your ships and bring a Conquest Fleet. We shall add this "Sanctuary" to the Glorious Regime of Supreme System Lord Ba'al (tm)!
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*The Superior Force exits hyperspace surrounded by ha'taks and Extreme Prejudice-class cruisers, and launches ha'taks and eight Extreme Predujice-class cruisers from its gargantuan hangar bays as all of the cruisers launch Death Gliders, tel'taks, and al'kesh support craft*
I love this ship...
Right. Time to beam down with Shadowfang and fix this whole shard mess.
*The Superior Force exits hyperspace surrounded by ha'taks and Extreme Prejudice-class cruisers, and launches ha'taks and eight Extreme Predujice-class cruisers from its gargantuan hangar bays as all of the cruisers launch Death Gliders, tel'taks, and al'kesh support craft*
I love this ship...
Right. Time to beam down with Shadowfang and fix this whole shard mess.
HAIL BA'AL!!!
*An Allfather fleet decloaks, mostly Asgard cruisers this time. They hail the Superior Force.*
*An Allfather fleet decloaks, mostly Asgard cruisers this time. They hail the Superior Force.*
Oh, wonderful...
Answer that hail. And ready the Smitation Gun.
Minion: Channel open, Grand Vizier! Hail Ba'al!
Me: Excellent, minion! Alright, All-Father n00btards, what do you want? And before you get snippy, we have enough Extreme Prejudice-class ships here to turn your entire fleet into slag 500 times over and still have enough military force to defeat the entire Galactic Empire from the Star Wars universe. Which we conquered, incidentally.
Me: Excellent, minion! Alright, All-Father n00btards, what do you want? And before you get snippy, we have enough Extreme Prejudice-class ships here to turn your entire fleet into slag 500 times over and still have enough military force to defeat the entire Galactic Empire from the Star Wars universe. Which we conquered, incidentally.
Hail Ba'al!
*listening in on the conversation*
well, scratch that galaxy off the list...
anyway, i have neither the time nor the patience to deal with this **** now
tactical, target the nearest allfather ship and fire as soon as you have positive lock
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*Suddenly, the Colonial Fleet jumps out of Hyperspace and forms up behind the Superior Force, led by the Best Defence.*
Good day, old chap! Looks like you're in a slight spot of bother!
Slight. Very slight.
Go ahead and hang around, be reserve forces. The Doctor should be showing up soon; his TARDIS looks like a blue police box, and he's a youngish man with vaguely brown hair and an extremely expressive face. He looks a lot like David Tennant.
*meanwhile, the Dark Intent is busy firing thick barrages of dark matter at the enemy fleet, several smaller ships having already succumbed to the withering fire as fighters and bomber weave in and out of the furball, firing at will on any targets of opportunity*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Long-range scans, everyone. Coordinate with the rest of the Glorious Fleet while Shadowfang does his thing.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: I should note that the Regime fleet has literally millions of Ha'taks, hundreds of thousands of command cruisers, and a metric buttload of smaller craft. Also, the total population of the Regime is in the trillions. Having a universe-spanning empire is convenient that way.)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Long-range scans, everyone. Coordinate with the rest of the Glorious Fleet while Shadowfang does his thing.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: I should note that the Regime fleet has literally millions of Ha'taks, hundreds of thousands of command cruisers, and a metric buttload of smaller craft. Also, the total population of the Regime is in the trillions. Having a universe-spanning empire is convenient that way.)
(OOC: Having a Rebellion from the very same empire is also very good. It means you have possibly trillions of new recruits. And they have clones...)
*A new fleet, triple the size of the last one, appears. It has an Asgard cruiser the size of the Superior Force. It is labeled Serenity...*
*the Dark Intent fires a small torpedo at the Serenity, which quickly accelerates to near lightspeed and slams into the damaged ship near its midpoint, dealing...seemingly no damage aside from what little bit of kinetic force was transferred to the hull*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*the Dark Intent fires a small torpedo at the Serenity, which quickly accelerates to near lightspeed and slams into the damaged ship near its midpoint, dealing...seemingly no damage aside from what little bit of kinetic force was transferred to the hull*
*The Serenity sits, waiting. It has not fired a single shot the entire battle.*
*Suddenly a ship decloacks near the Superior Force's bridge.*
*Over comms.* I am a leaf on the wind- watch how I soar!
*It rams into the bridge.*
(OOC: I just wanted to say that....:()
*The ship detonates against the effectively-invincible hull. The Superior Force is undamaged.*
Oh, you TRIBBLE!!! NOBODY steals Firefly lines when the Grand Vizier's around!!! Glorious Regime Supreme Law says that ONLY Regime officials are allowed to use Firefly lines!!!
Minion, looks like the Dark Intent is stymied. I'm going to shoot that flagship with the SMITE button again.
What do you mean, I took the Best Defence out! I've been trying to FIND the Best Defence for the last 48 hours!
*Meanwhile, Sanctuary, H.S.S. Best Defence.*
Evil Ryan: My dearest apologies, chaps, but I'm afraid I must ask that you surrender.
Hail Odin.
*Rule Britannia plays over the Regime Fleet's comms as the Colonial Fleet attacks, tearing apart most of the Ha'taks before bombarding the Superior Force.*
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I'll bring the Superior Force just in case a little SMITATION is necessary.
And First Prime Teal'c, and High General O'Neill, and Grand High Supreme Doctor Overlord Fraiser.
And as many minions as you want.
Hail Ba'al!
i think they will be plenty
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
H'mmmmm...
I'll bring a full Conquest Force just in case, and start setting up an infrastructure while you're on your quest.
LET'S DO THIS THING!!!
Hail Ba'al!
meet you there *taps a button on his wrist comm* Dark Intent, one to beam up, and set course for sanctuary as soon as i'm onboard
*vanishes in a swirl of emerald green energy and reappears on the bridge, the ship moving to align itself for hyperspace seconds later*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
First Prime Teal'c! High General O'Neill! Grand High Supreme Doctor Overlord Fraiser! Get to your ships and bring a Conquest Fleet. We shall add this "Sanctuary" to the Glorious Regime of Supreme System Lord Ba'al (tm)!
HAIL BA'AL!!!
*the Dark Intent exits hyperspace at the outer egde of the system and proceeds to sanctuary at impulse speed*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*The computer estimates one day.*
I love this ship...
Right. Time to beam down with Shadowfang and fix this whole shard mess.
HAIL BA'AL!!!
*An Allfather fleet decloaks, mostly Asgard cruisers this time. They hail the Superior Force.*
Oh, wonderful...
Answer that hail. And ready the Smitation Gun.
Minion: Channel open, Grand Vizier! Hail Ba'al!
Me: Excellent, minion! Alright, All-Father n00btards, what do you want? And before you get snippy, we have enough Extreme Prejudice-class ships here to turn your entire fleet into slag 500 times over and still have enough military force to defeat the entire Galactic Empire from the Star Wars universe. Which we conquered, incidentally.
Hail Ba'al!
well, scratch that galaxy off the list...
anyway, i have neither the time nor the patience to deal with this **** now
tactical, target the nearest allfather ship and fire as soon as you have positive lock
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Odin: Dear Vizier, we do not wish for violence on this day. If you surrender, we will not destroy you...
On Shadow's ship.
Tactical: Sir? We can't get a lock on any of the ships...
Uh-huh...
*locks weapons on the enemy fleet*
Oh. I just got a message from the Dark Intent. Looks like their targeting algorithms are screwed up.
I TOLD Sander not to use Windows 8, but did he listen?
Minion, send Shadowfang this patch ASAP, make sure all of our ships have the same patch, then annihilate that fleet.
Hail Ba'al!
launch all fighters and bombers as well - if need be, we'll use them as spotters while they wreak havoc among the enemy
(and windows 8 was built specifically for touchscreens, which is pretty much what LCARS is and what the dark intent uses)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
(OOC: yes, but as an operating system it's pants...)
Odin: If you wish to die, you may. But know that the Allfather shall prevail, and the Master Timeline will reestablish itself...
*The hail ends.*
*Weapons power starts to come from the fleet, but it seems faint.*
Aaw, they only have little baby weapons!
No planet-killers yet, just disabling shots. I want to gloat over them. Oh, and I'll just dial #3 on my speed dial, you know, just in case.
Hail Ba'al!
Good day, old chap! Looks like you're in a slight spot of bother!
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Slight. Very slight.
Go ahead and hang around, be reserve forces. The Doctor should be showing up soon; his TARDIS looks like a blue police box, and he's a youngish man with vaguely brown hair and an extremely expressive face. He looks a lot like David Tennant.
Other than that, have fun.
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
...
Long-range scans, everyone. Coordinate with the rest of the Glorious Fleet while Shadowfang does his thing.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: I should note that the Regime fleet has literally millions of Ha'taks, hundreds of thousands of command cruisers, and a metric buttload of smaller craft. Also, the total population of the Regime is in the trillions. Having a universe-spanning empire is convenient that way.)
tachyon scan, now! did they cloak?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
(OOC: Having a Rebellion from the very same empire is also very good. It means you have possibly trillions of new recruits. And they have clones...)
*A new fleet, triple the size of the last one, appears. It has an Asgard cruiser the size of the Superior Force. It is labeled Serenity...*
Odin: Prepare to be decimated....
*They start firing.*
Son of a...
*Asgard weapons impact with shields. The Superior Force shakes slightly*
OK, you asked for this.
*hits SMITE button*
*Enemy fleet is destroyed instantly*
So much for that bunch of newbs...
*sees the enemy flagship still up, albeit severely damaged*
...
Shadowfang, you want to take that one?
Hail Ba'al!
*Suddenly a ship decloacks near the Superior Force's bridge.*
*Over comms.* I am a leaf on the wind- watch how I soar!
*It rams into the bridge.*
(OOC: I just wanted to say that....:()
*the Dark Intent fires a small torpedo at the Serenity, which quickly accelerates to near lightspeed and slams into the damaged ship near its midpoint, dealing...seemingly no damage aside from what little bit of kinetic force was transferred to the hull*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*The Serenity sits, waiting. It has not fired a single shot the entire battle.*
*The ship detonates against the effectively-invincible hull. The Superior Force is undamaged.*
Oh, you TRIBBLE!!! NOBODY steals Firefly lines when the Grand Vizier's around!!! Glorious Regime Supreme Law says that ONLY Regime officials are allowed to use Firefly lines!!!
Minion, looks like the Dark Intent is stymied. I'm going to shoot that flagship with the SMITE button again.
*fires*
*Dramatic explosion*
*Enemy flagship is cut in half*
WOOHOO!!!
HAIL BA'AL!!
What do you mean, I took the Best Defence out! I've been trying to FIND the Best Defence for the last 48 hours!
*Meanwhile, Sanctuary, H.S.S. Best Defence.*
Evil Ryan: My dearest apologies, chaps, but I'm afraid I must ask that you surrender.
Hail Odin.
*Rule Britannia plays over the Regime Fleet's comms as the Colonial Fleet attacks, tearing apart most of the Ha'taks before bombarding the Superior Force.*
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