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STO Down v2 (01/30/2014) *Resolved!*

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  • megacharge07megacharge07 Member Posts: 476 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    "A team is working to bring back the server"....By this do you mean one guy with white tape on his broken glasses?

    No, by this he means very intelligent Chimpanzees wearing diapers.
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  • hagar3hagar3 Member Posts: 145 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    The Borg are offended by the lack of attention to them recently and they are assimilating the servers

    No that was legacy of romulus... this time its the undine
    In case no one can hear you...scream
  • ciprianp1ciprianp1 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    I think they are trying very hard to be so incompetent. They succeded.
    :mad:
  • carlosbflycarlosbfly Member Posts: 682 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    What a hot mess. Bad enough we have to live with that annoying graphics glitch that is never fixed but now this as well :mad:
  • bgd3183bgd3183 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    bpharma wrote: »
    Wow server got nerfed again?
    Sure, I ran one cycle of the "Chase mini-Qs" grind mission right after the update went live.

    ...then realized how annoyingly tedious it was, went and watched a movie, came back and found the servers are acting the same way about it as I- nearly throwing up. :P



    Brutal honesty time: While not quite "the norm," this really isn't all that unusual for any major update.

    Jump Up Jump Up and get Down.............. Jump Jump Jump Jump

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  • alpharaider47#7707 alpharaider47 Member Posts: 171 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    ocp001 wrote: »
    Perhaps Cryptic should make a new Server Crash Tribble. But knowing System's "attention" to detail this item would probably work as intended.

    Honestly, don't you guys ever get tired of looking so incompetent?

    Server Crash Tribble

    +1 chance to connect to login server. Cannot be activated more than once every 2 hour period during Anniversary events.
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  • robdmcrobdmc Member Posts: 1,619 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    I think this season update outages are unique. Normally we get a laggy experience get booted and possibly see a log in queue. This time it appears to be working flawlessly to give you a false sense of security and then bam, when you least expect it, offline.
  • thedoctorblueboxthedoctorbluebox Member Posts: 749 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care



    Side note, Last year's anniversary went rather smoothly
  • captainoblivouscaptainoblivous Member Posts: 2,284 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    kimmym wrote: »
    The server isn't down, the AI is just having to grind the holiday on all its alts.

    I used to be an STO player like you, but then the server took an arrow to the....USB port?
    I need a beer.

  • thegalaxy31thegalaxy31 Member Posts: 1,211 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    ciprianp1 wrote: »
    I think they are trying very hard to be so incompetent. They succeded.
    :mad:

    I would like to see you create an MMO.
    I would love to visit this star in-game...or maybe this one!
    Won't SOMEONE please think of the CHILDREN?!
  • britewolfbritewolf Member Posts: 40 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Hmm, my first day on this game. Since it's been down all day (third crash already) i've been reading the forums a lot. Seems like you guys are used to this kind of stuff.

    What does it say when a player base is already used to crashes and downtimes?

    Maybe this isn't the game for me.

    To be fair to Cryptic, this isn't that common an occurrence, but it's a growing problem with their bigger updates. I missed the first two days of the last Winter Event, so don't know how that fared, but S07 was bad. It's normally a trafficking issue, more people going online*, more stress on the servers, 'pop goes the weasel'.

    Cryptic will get things sorted, even if it takes them a couple of days. It's annoying though. We all moan, but I get the feeling the Devs are probably doing one too; they can't get on their characters either!


    *By online I mean watching login screens cycle.
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  • deasamus6284deasamus6284 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    guys this may seem like a stupid think to ask but what forum do i go to see any status updates from brendon
  • noshufflenoshuffle Member Posts: 271 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    What's the issue, in fact ? The game is working as intended :P
    OK, if I have to stay here for a while, your cieling ... looks idious.:D
  • cryptiecopcryptiecop Member Posts: 239 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    hagar3 wrote: »
    No that was legacy of romulus... this time its the undine

    Oh I remember the LOR launch day...
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  • rylanadionysisrylanadionysis Member Posts: 3,359 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Cryptic Exclusive Behind the Scenes, the background music of the STO server room

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpYzTMyXTns
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  • dakonbartondakonbarton Member Posts: 34 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Server Crash Tribble

    +1 chance to connect to login server. Cannot be activated more than once every 2 hour period during Anniversary events.
    that made me laugh XD side note least i can patch my game in time for a new patch WOOT!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • thegalaxy31thegalaxy31 Member Posts: 1,211 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    hagar3 wrote: »
    No that was legacy of romulus... this time its the undine

    Bio-computer virus? O_o
    I would love to visit this star in-game...or maybe this one!
    Won't SOMEONE please think of the CHILDREN?!
  • chrisbrown12009chrisbrown12009 Member Posts: 790 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Pakled system admins.

    We have patch. We are strong! *server crash* We are not strong.

    They shouldnt of trusted a guy with a hair clip on his eyes......

    ....those shifty eyes......
  • askrayaskray Member Posts: 3,329 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    guys this may seem like a stupid think to ask but what forum do i go to see any status updates from brendon

    This thread is your best bet or twitter. He will edit the first post with updates :)
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  • thunderhawk101thunderhawk101 Member Posts: 227 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care



    Side note, Last year's anniversary went rather smoothly

    Only thing I can think of is the new Season 8.5 alterations to the code might have had some seriously unexpected side effects once 'translated' into the Holodeck code from Tribble Test.
    erei1 wrote: »
    I enjoy this kind of thread. It's like farting in the air to fight the wind. It's poetic, childish and completely useless.
  • wilai29#4617 wilai29 Member Posts: 95 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Perhaps bashing the servers with a hammer will fix it
  • thegalaxy31thegalaxy31 Member Posts: 1,211 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    guys this may seem like a stupid think to ask but what forum do i go to see any status updates from brendon

    The one that you just posted in. And it's BRANDON, not BRENDON.
    I would love to visit this star in-game...or maybe this one!
    Won't SOMEONE please think of the CHILDREN?!
  • ivannanukeivannanuke Member Posts: 237 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    bgd3183 wrote: »
    Jump Up Jump Up and get Down.............. Jump Jump Jump Jump

    Tlhap-Jen the True Elite KDF Fleet.................. Morod --- Tlhap Jen!

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  • hagar3hagar3 Member Posts: 145 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    guys this may seem like a stupid think to ask but what forum do i go to see any status updates from brendon

    Updates are often posted on facebook. Just look for star trek online
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  • giannicampanellagiannicampanella Member Posts: 424 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    A massive protest for the inimitable Galaxy Class took place this week. This is our punishment. It's all a conspiracy against TNG fans. They hate us because we won't let them or JJ destroy Star Trek!
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  • judeconnorsjudeconnors Member Posts: 64 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    I blame Abrams and his lens-flare
  • dakonbartondakonbarton Member Posts: 34 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    ZOMG thanks you got me listening to that and enjoying it XD
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • sin99sin99 Member Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    People sure do get worked up over simple things
  • psychopyro80psychopyro80 Member Posts: 33 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    noshuffle wrote: »
    Call in BA Baracus, The Face, Hannibal, Murdock. Give them some steal beams, torches, duct tape, grenades and they will fix the servers in 15 minutes :D

    Yea, well MacGyver would have this fixed in less then 60 seconds with just a couple coins and a gum wrapper...
  • thegalaxy31thegalaxy31 Member Posts: 1,211 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    dakaan750 wrote: »
    Perhaps bashing the servers with a hammer will fix it

    Yeah, it should.
    I would love to visit this star in-game...or maybe this one!
    Won't SOMEONE please think of the CHILDREN?!
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