Doom doom doom upon all of you who read this thread.
You will all experience immenient power failures on all your ships, even down to your still held tier one ships and shuttles. You will then loose life support on your ships and slowly see the crew go down one by one, until it is only you and your bridge officers left. You will then see each of their pictures fade out, until only your favorite bridge officer is left and you will then see their pictures replaced by skeletons. Then you will see your screen flicker in and out, until the static becomes complete and takes over your screen.
You will then see Kahn's face (the older one) appear on your screen and go through his monologue of awesome bad-a** villianyiness.
The screen will then fade back to normal, with everything restored.
But then, you're favorite Bridge officer will begin talking to you in a prompt, and as it goes further and further, you will see them slowly decompose, all skin, blood, muscle and such falling down, until only the bones are left... and then the final screen will have them fully restored and smiling sweetly at you and saying sorry Captain.
Then you will see a cutscene where you are on your bridge, and all your bridge officers are saluting you off and then unholy screams come over the comms from all over the ship and your bridge officers enter the command code for the self destruct and strap you down to your captain's chair and start chanting in an ancient dead language and then an image of yourself appears, and very dramatically, tells you you have failed the entire Galaxy as you finally see the Borg, Undine and a massive Iconian fleet loom over your planet on the viewing screen. You then see a cutscene outside where your ship begins to blow up from the engineering hull and spread across your ship, all in slow motion. Then, you switch to first person in your chair and watch as your ship blows up, the Undine, Borg and Iconian fleet destroy your home world.
Doom, doom, doom upon all retched souls who read upon this thread...
If you took this seriously... grow up. That, or we could have a competiton for a Halloween event and use this thread for that.:D
In other news, Mount DOOM has suffered a vulcanic eruption.
Those nearby are instructed to stay away as vulcanic eruptions are known to give off a lot of bright spocks.
OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Alright, nothing to see here, carry on with your doom. :rolleyes:
For best results, read my posts in the voice of Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness.
*busts down your door while wearing a Starfleet uniform* Time to boldy go, losers.
#this is how you SHOULD collect your crew from shore leave
Although I am playing less I still find this game just as good as it always was and in a lot of ways better. People really just need to take a break when they feel the game is getting to them.
Yeah, people need to take a break after a couple years. There's this one MMO I played for eight years, and some people think it's gone bad now, but I think most of them have simply played for too long, and the 'oh neat!' is gone. That can happen in any game. I don't play that game anymore much, but I might step in for a few months after a new expansion, get the new smell off, and go to other things. I see nothing wrong with it.
Oh, and of course, MMO-X is DEAD! threads...how quaint.
MMOs, the only genre where people claim to hate the game, but they can't stop talking about it and/or playing it.
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edited August 2014
Making up for the lack of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM in the post above this one.
Star Trek Battles member. Want to roll with a good group of people regardless of fleets and not have to worry about DPS while doing STFs? Come join the channel and join in the fun!
We haven't been able to use ramming speed at will in years, when it was removed we were DOOOOOOOOOOMED then!
I was making a joke of how useless those skills are and the fact that Abandon Ship takes a few seconds to go off and only has a 1km range. So by the time you splode the enemy isn't close enough to get hit.
Indeed. With Ramming Speed I always try to replicate that one moment in Independence Day where Randy Quaid flew his jet into the city destroyer's anti-monument DOOM gun. Complete with "Hello boys, I'm BAAAAAAAACK!"
Anyways, the Dilithium Exchange prices are going down! We're DOOOOOOOOOOOO- wait a minute, that's a good thing. I gotta find more things to nitpick.
For best results, read my posts in the voice of Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness.
*busts down your door while wearing a Starfleet uniform* Time to boldy go, losers.
#this is how you SHOULD collect your crew from shore leave
Star Wreckin' in Cryptics' Universe...
Boldly waiting in a queue, trying not to curse.
Star Wreckin' in Cryptics' Universe...
Largely doing nuttin', cause we can't get in first.
<Lt. TacoFang>
There's Hamsters in the Servers now, Servers now, Servers now...
There's Hamsters in the Servers now, servers now DStahl.
<Mr.Geko >
It's live Bran, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it...
It's live Bran, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Flakes.
<Mr.JHeinig>
There's Trekkies in the forums now, forums now, forums now...
There's Trekkies in the forums now, forums now, Dan.
<Dr. Rehpic>
It's worse than that, they're dead Dan, dead Dan, dead Dan.
It's worse then that, their dead Dan, dead Dan, DEAD!
Star Wreckin' in Cryptics' Universe...
Posting in Their forums, never being terse.
Star Wreckin' in Cryptics' Universe...
Screaming, Whining, Moaning, We wanna-be reimbursed.
(I guess I'm going to have to fiddle with this now that Gecko is in charge...)
:cool:
STO Member since February 2009. I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born! Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
Star Wreckin' in Cryptics' Universe...
Boldly waiting in a queue, trying not to curse.
Star Wreckin' in Cryptics' Universe...
Largely doing nuttin', cause we can't get in first.
<Lt. TacoFang>
There's Hamsters in the Servers now, Servers now, Servers now...
There's Hamsters in the Servers now, servers now DStahl.
<Mr.Geko >
It's live Bran, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it...
It's live Bran, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Flakes.
<Mr.JHeinig>
There's Trekkies in the forums now, forums now, forums now...
There's Trekkies in the forums now, forums now, Dan.
<Dr. Rehpic>
It's worse than that, they're dead Dan, dead Dan, dead Dan.
It's worse then that, their dead Dan, dead Dan, DEAD!
Star Wreckin' in Cryptics' Universe...
Posting in Their forums, never being terse.
Star Wreckin' in Cryptics' Universe...
Screaming, Whining, Moaning, We wanna-be reimbursed.
(I guess I'm going to have to fiddle with this now that Gecko is in charge...)
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So I'm clearly doomed.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry to people who I, in the past, insulted, annoyed, etc.
too bad this cant be done in the foundry
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End of Summer and the Dilithium exchange has Crashed, sounds like Wallstreet to me. Log off and play another enjoyable Game :cool:
I know, right? That makes me sadface.
In other news, Mount DOOM has suffered a vulcanic eruption.
Those nearby are instructed to stay away as vulcanic eruptions are known to give off a lot of bright spocks.
OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Alright, nothing to see here, carry on with your doom. :rolleyes:
*busts down your door while wearing a Starfleet uniform*
Time to boldy go, losers.
#this is how you SHOULD collect your crew from shore leave
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
I support the Star Trek Battles channel.
Yeah, people need to take a break after a couple years. There's this one MMO I played for eight years, and some people think it's gone bad now, but I think most of them have simply played for too long, and the 'oh neat!' is gone. That can happen in any game. I don't play that game anymore much, but I might step in for a few months after a new expansion, get the new smell off, and go to other things. I see nothing wrong with it.
Oh, and of course, MMO-X is DEAD! threads...how quaint.
MMOs, the only genre where people claim to hate the game, but they can't stop talking about it and/or playing it.
Doom.
Carry on.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMed?
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Abandon ship!
TRIBBLE! They got out of range before we sploded.
Abandon ship!
Star Trek Battles member. Want to roll with a good group of people regardless of fleets and not have to worry about DPS while doing STFs? Come join the channel and join in the fun!
http://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1145998/star-trek-battles-channel-got-canon/p1
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We haven't been able to use ramming speed at will in years, when it was removed we were DOOOOOOOOOOMED then!
I was making a joke of how useless those skills are and the fact that Abandon Ship takes a few seconds to go off and only has a 1km range. So by the time you splode the enemy isn't close enough to get hit.
My character Tsin'xing
Indeed. With Ramming Speed I always try to replicate that one moment in Independence Day where Randy Quaid flew his jet into the city destroyer's anti-monument DOOM gun. Complete with "Hello boys, I'm BAAAAAAAACK!"
Anyways, the Dilithium Exchange prices are going down! We're DOOOOOOOOOOOO- wait a minute, that's a good thing. I gotta find more things to nitpick.
*busts down your door while wearing a Starfleet uniform*
Time to boldy go, losers.
#this is how you SHOULD collect your crew from shore leave
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUHAHAHWHAHAHAHAH
I'm sorry to people who I, in the past, insulted, annoyed, etc.
Time for an Anniversary Anthem:
Star Wreckin' in Cryptics' Universe...
Boldly waiting in a queue, trying not to curse.
Star Wreckin' in Cryptics' Universe...
Largely doing nuttin', cause we can't get in first.
<Lt. TacoFang>
There's Hamsters in the Servers now, Servers now, Servers now...
There's Hamsters in the Servers now, servers now DStahl.
<Mr.Geko >
It's live Bran, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it...
It's live Bran, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Flakes.
<Mr.JHeinig>
There's Trekkies in the forums now, forums now, forums now...
There's Trekkies in the forums now, forums now, Dan.
<Dr. Rehpic>
It's worse than that, they're dead Dan, dead Dan, dead Dan.
It's worse then that, their dead Dan, dead Dan, DEAD!
Star Wreckin' in Cryptics' Universe...
Posting in Their forums, never being terse.
Star Wreckin' in Cryptics' Universe...
Screaming, Whining, Moaning, We wanna-be reimbursed.
(I guess I'm going to have to fiddle with this now that Gecko is in charge...)
:cool:
I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born!
Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
You're a dumbass. But that's pretty funny.:D
:P (It's the fifth anniversary event)
My character Tsin'xing
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
KDF Battlecruiser with Battlecloak?
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
http://www.arcgames.com/en/games/star-trek-online/news/detail/10052253
Why are you not rejoicing?
If you squint your eyes hard enough you can see DOOM spelled out in the fancy title graphic.
Can't see it? Squint harder. Harder! Oh stop moaning, a little blood never killed anyone...
My character Tsin'xing