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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    mimey2 wrote: »
    Help help, I'm being repressed!

    Bloody Romulan refugee peasant!
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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    clcmercyclcmercy Member, Banned Users Posts: 308 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Hello. Well, last week we showed you how to become a gynecologist.

    This week on "How To Do It", we're going to show you how to play the flute...how to split an atom...how to construct a box girder bridge..how to irrigate the Sahara Desert and make VAST new areas of land cultivatable.

    But first, here's Jackie to tell you all how to rid the known world of all diseases.
    Occam's Razor makes the cutting clean.
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    otakuboytotakuboyt Member Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    A Historian:

    Another great Klingon victory was at the Green Tellarite cafe on Risa. Once again the Klingon strategy was the same. They sailed from these asteroids here, assembled at Ganadala and waited for the strong solar winds to blow their Birds of Prey to Risa whence they sailed on stardate 86390. Once on Risa they assembled at the Green Tellarite cafe and gagh selecting a gagh particular gagh item from the gagh menu would gagh, gagh, gagh, gagh, gagh.....
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    What are you gawkin' at?! Ain't you ever seen the 'and of god before?!

    Now, today we're goin' to be doin' a little bit of marching up and down the square. That is unless anyone has anything better to do?
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    ryan218 wrote: »
    What are you gawkin' at?! Ain't you ever seen the 'and of god before?!

    Now, today we're goin' to be doin' a little bit of marching up and down the square. That is unless anyone has anything better to do?

    Well, actually, sarge, I'd really like to run a few characters through the "flying high" course... maybe raise some tropical birds while I'm at it...
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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    markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,231 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Do it several times to make sure you get a chance to do ALL of the course variants.
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    My character Tsin'xing
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    medtac124medtac124 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    sander233 wrote: »
    Well, actually, sarge, I'd really like to run a few characters through the "flying high" course... maybe raise some tropical birds while I'm at it...

    WOULD YOU NOW?!?!


    Right, off you go!
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    lunasto wrote: »
    Banned because I don't like your pictures eyebrows! They look like pinball flippers!
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    mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Time (the science officer): *talking to a Starfleet away-team* Follow. But! follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    A mime is a terrible thing to waste
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote:
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
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    edwardianededwardianed Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    *In burst a number of Romulans*

    AHA! Nobody expects the Tal Shiar Inquisition!
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    jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 10,370 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    mimey2 wrote: »
    Time (the science officer): *talking to a Starfleet away-team* Follow. But! follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...
    Where? Behind the epohh?
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    jonsills wrote: »
    Where? Behind the epohh?

    ...It is the Epohh.
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
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    otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    mimey2 wrote: »
    Time (the science officer): *talking to a Starfleet away-team* Follow. But! follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...

    Run Awayyyyyyyyyyyyy!
    Fleet Admiral Stephen
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    otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    robeasom wrote: »
    Got to love the Monty Python Sketch you guys did I was half expecting you to all burst into the Lumberjack song STO style

    Lets hear it for Captain Monty Python of the USS Flying Circus

    I'm a Klingon and it's OK I kill my Captain and I TRIBBLE all Day.
    Fleet Admiral Stephen
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    mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    ryan218 wrote: »
    ...It is the Epohh.

    ...You silly s**! You got us all worked up!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    A mime is a terrible thing to waste
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote:
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    mimey2 wrote: »
    ...You silly s**! You got us all worked up!

    Ah soiled my MACO armor, I were so scared.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    sander233 wrote: »
    ah Soiled My Maco Armor, I Were So Scared.

    Look At The Bones!
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
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    mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    sander233 wrote: »
    Ah soiled my MACO armor, I were so scared.

    That's no ordinary epohh! It's a killer!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    A mime is a terrible thing to waste
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote:
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    mimey2 wrote: »
    That's no ordinary epohh! It's a killer!

    Ensign Redshirt, go and lop its head off.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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    mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    sander233 wrote: »
    Ensign Redshirt, go and lop its head off.

    En. Redshirt: Right, one epohh stew coming right up.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    A mime is a terrible thing to waste
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote:
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
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    earlnyghthawkearlnyghthawk Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    mimey2 wrote: »
    En. Redshirt: Right, one epohh stew coming right up.

    (*Watches as Ensign Redshirt get's obliterated into a gory mess*) Enterprise? Yes, We need a new redshirt down here.
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    butcher suspect, "What'd you hit me with?"
    Temperance Brennan, "A building"
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    medtac124medtac124 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    To other Redshirt: "Go and change your uniform!"
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    lunasto wrote: »
    Banned because I don't like your pictures eyebrows! They look like pinball flippers!
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    I warned ya! But did ya listen to me? Ah, naw, ya knew, didn't ya? Oh, it's just a harmless little epohh, i'n't?
    16d89073-5444-45ad-9053-45434ac9498f.png~original

    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    sander233 wrote: »
    I warned ya! But did ya listen to me? Ah, naw, ya knew, didn't ya? Oh, it's just a harmless little epohh, i'n't?

    SHUT UP!

    *Draws sword*

    Right! CHARGE!
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
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    mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    ryan218 wrote: »
    SHUT UP!

    *Draws sword*

    Right! CHARGE!

    *the epohh promptly leaps high into the air, jumping from person to person, attacking the entire group*
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    A mime is a terrible thing to waste
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote:
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    mimey2 wrote: »
    *the Epohh Promptly Leaps High Into The Air, Jumping From Person To Person, Attacking The Entire Group*

    run Away!!!
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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    mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    sander233 wrote: »
    run Away!!!

    Right, how many did we lose? Gawaine, Ector, and Bors. That's 5...I mean 3.
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    A mime is a terrible thing to waste
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote:
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Bring out your assimilated!
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
    Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    sander233 wrote: »
    Bloody Romulan refugee peasant!

    Now you see the violence inherent in the system!
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
    Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
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    monkeybone13monkeybone13 Member Posts: 4,640 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    ambassadormolari wrote: »
    (Cut to wide, barren landscape of Crateris, with a few large rocks here and there)

    This is Mr. Slamek, of Hidden Tal Shiar Base #5, Crateris. He cannot be seen. Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr. Slamek, will you stand up please?

    It's too bright in here. Leave me alone!

    My tropical bird is pining for the fjords. :(
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    monkeybone13 wrote: »
    It's too bright in here. Leave me alone!

    My tropical bird is pining for the fjords. :(

    Pining for the fjords?! What kind of talk is that?! Look, why did it fall flat on its back the moment I got it home?
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
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