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  • daskippadaskippa Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    coupaholic wrote: »
    We are the server hamsters.
    Open your bags and give us your peanuts
    We will stuff these delicious treats to our cute cheek pouches
    You're servers run because of us
    Resistance is <SERVER NOT RESPONDING>

    All your peanuts are belong to us
  • decroniadecronia Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    wargill wrote: »
    Now I'm going to have nightmares...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

    That will help you sleep soundly I promise..............
  • jsck82jsck82 Member Posts: 119 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    coupaholic wrote: »
    We are the server hamsters.
    Open your bags and give us your peanuts
    We will stuff these delicious treats to our cute cheek pouches
    You're servers run because of us
    Resistance is <SERVER NOT RESPONDING>

    LMAO! That is awesome >.>
  • mecteshmectesh Member Posts: 137 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    How about they give us a Tribble that doesn't do anything. That reward would fit the circumstances, lol.

    Tribble-Dow (Downtime), Tribble-Rub (Rubberband) and Tribble-Lag (self-explainatory)

    I would have thought "Tribble-Down", but then that invokes visions of:

    Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
    A: You don't get down from an elephant, you get down from a goose.
    Q: Okay, then how do you get down from a goose?
    A: Well, they're not as tall as an elephant...
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  • themariethemarie Member Posts: 1,055 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Sig updated. :D
  • daskippadaskippa Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    mectesh wrote: »
    I would have thought "Tribble-Down", but then that invokes visions of:

    Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
    A: You don't get down from an elephant, you get down from a goose.
    Q: Okay, then how do you get down from a goose?
    A: Well, they're not as tall as an elephant...

    One could go down on a tribble but that may be going too far.
  • questeriusquesterius Member Posts: 8,478 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    drakeford wrote: »
    I am disappointed that the game is down for 3 hours. But I have a real life and so will find something else to do to relax after a long day at work in the real world.
    This game is still a favourite past time for me. I cannot wait until LOR arrives and yes I too believe we will suffer outages then.

    I will continue playing as throughout the last nearly 3 years
    Keep up the mainly good work Cryptic and ps. Great work on the Romulan stuff - it all looks awesome

    I agree. Love STO and the LoR on tribble.
    Even when the servers are down we get enjoyment from this game by making fun of the developers.

    Only downside is that is was in the middle of exploring Nimbus III and now i have to wait to continue.
    This program, though reasonably normal at times, seems to have a strong affinity to classes belonging to the Cat 2.0 program. Questerius 2.7 will break down on occasion, resulting in garbage and nonsense messages whenever it occurs. Usually a hard reboot or pulling the plug solves the problem when that happens.
  • misthollow1972misthollow1972 Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    aenta wrote: »
    server was working fine right now.

    Cryptic: "hm...server's working great, we should fix that"

    taking bets on what they break

    I don't think they have heard that if it ain't broke don't fix it! The broke part they "fixed' during the last crash so why intentionally bring it down when it is working fine
  • captainleavittcaptainleavitt Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    mectesh wrote: »
    I would have thought "Tribble-Down", but then that invokes visions of:

    Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
    A: You don't get down from an elephant, you get down from a goose.
    Q: Okay, then how do you get down from a goose?
    A: Well, they're not as tall as an elephant...


    holy TRIBBLE dude, I had to read that twice just to make sure it said what it did but it came with a price. my iq just dropped several numbers trying to comprehend that lol.
  • lilsnowhoelilsnowhoe Member Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Here is how we FIX this downtime crisis... Just take it one step at a time..
    Identify the problem, FIX IT! Identify another problem...FIX IT! Repeat as necessary till its all FIXED! :)
  • captinsickocaptinsicko Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    i cant even log into the launcher to patch now
    should,t the game be up by now anyway as it says untill 1800 ???
  • wargillwargill Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    decronia wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

    That will help you sleep soundly I promise..............

    huh, huh, huh, I fell better now.
    Give me all your latinum... Hew-mon!!
  • daskippadaskippa Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    i cant even log into the launcher to patch now
    should,t the game be up by now anyway as it says untill 1800 ???

    Try at 1801
  • oldschooldorkoldschooldork Member Posts: 426 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    mectesh wrote: »
    Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
    A: You don't get down from an elephant, you get down from a goose.
    Q: Okay, then how do you get down from a goose?
    A: Well, they're not as tall as an elephant...


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI
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  • pureleadheadpureleadhead Member Posts: 45 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    While the team is working to bring up all Cryptic services, we will conduct this week's Holodeck maintenance to avoid scheduled downtime on Thursday.


    Geez guys, try to not make promises that you can't keep.
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  • thunderhawk101thunderhawk101 Member Posts: 227 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    lol, come on guys, when did you all get so rational? Where's my ragequit threats and entitled whining? Just made my third bag of popcorn and I need something entertaining to see while I eat after all. :cool:
    erei1 wrote: »
    I enjoy this kind of thread. It's like farting in the air to fight the wind. It's poetic, childish and completely useless.
  • linyivelinyive Member Posts: 1,086 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I love this thread.

    We have people upset about the downtime.

    We have people upset about the people who are upset about the downtime.

    We have people upset about the people who are upset about the people who are upset about the downtime.

    I seriously do not care.

    As long as Cryptic solves this issue before the upgrade, I have no problem with them shutting down for some maintenance. If this happened after Legacy was released, I would be one of those complaining.
  • erathielerathiel Member Posts: 31 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I fear when 21th will come and Cryptic will make "emergency maintenances" every couple hours/minutes because there are (no) problems with server.
  • captinsickocaptinsicko Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    daskippa wrote: »
    Try at 1801

    its 1824 lol
  • daskippadaskippa Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    linyive wrote: »
    I love this thread.

    We have people upset about the downtime.

    We have people upset about the people who are upset about the downtime.

    We have people upset about the people who are upset about the people who are upset about the downtime.

    I seriously do not care.

    As long as Cryptic solves this issue before the upgrade, I have no problem with them taking care of these issues. If this happened after Legacy was released, I would be one of those complaining.

    There is no downtine











    There is only ZUL
  • jsck82jsck82 Member Posts: 119 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    While the team is working to bring up all Cryptic services, we will conduct this week's Holodeck maintenance to avoid scheduled downtime on Thursday.


    Geez guys, try to not make promises that you can't keep.

    I didn't notice any scheduled downtime, did you?
  • jsck82jsck82 Member Posts: 119 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    its 1824 lol

    The current time in UTC is 5:24 PM... for the 24 hour clock, that is 17:24... not 18:24.
  • thunderhawk101thunderhawk101 Member Posts: 227 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    reyan01 wrote: »
    Oh there is PLENTY of that, numerous pages back - but don't bother reading it.

    lol, I know, I read it as it was happening, just didn't bother posting until a few pages back. :P
    erei1 wrote: »
    I enjoy this kind of thread. It's like farting in the air to fight the wind. It's poetic, childish and completely useless.
  • dragonsbitedragonsbite Member Posts: 530 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I don't think they have heard that if it ain't broke don't fix it! The broke part they "fixed' during the last crash so why intentionally bring it down when it is working fine

    Was not working fine here. Was fine yesterday. But this morning was DCing every 10 minutes.
    U.S. ARMY CAVALRY SCOUT/DRAGOON DISABLED VETERAN
  • oldschooldorkoldschooldork Member Posts: 426 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    lol, come on guys, when did you all get so rational? Where's my ragequit threats and entitled whining? Just made my third bag of popcorn and I need something entertaining to see while I eat after all. :cool:

    Well I'm a F2P player and I DEMAND they give me a free LTS for this!!! This is an OUTRAGE!!! I am ENTITLED to no less compensation!!!

    This is my first rage/entitlement/whine post. How'd I do?
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    I don't care what the header says, I am not now, nor have I ever been, nor will I ever be, an "ARC user".
  • captinsickocaptinsicko Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    jsck82 wrote: »
    The current time in UTC is 5:24 PM... for the 24 hour clock, that is 17:24... not 18:24.

    pretty suer being in the uk i know what the time is thanx
  • daskippadaskippa Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Well I'm a F2P player and I DEMAND they give me a free LTS for this!!! This is an OUTRAGE!!! I am ENTITLED to no less compensation!!!

    This is my first rage/entitlement/whine post. How'd I do?

    Can I has his stuffs?
  • xapocalypseponyxxapocalypseponyx Member Posts: 577 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    erathiel wrote: »
    I fear when 21th will come and Cryptic will make "emergency maintenances" every couple hours/minutes because there are (no) problems with server.

    Don't worry. Chances are you won't be in the game when it happens, but looking at a queue line.
  • jsck82jsck82 Member Posts: 119 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Well I'm a F2P player and I DEMAND they give me a free LTS for this!!! This is an OUTRAGE!!! I am ENTITLED to no less compensation!!!

    This is my first rage/entitlement/whine post. How'd I do?

    Not bad. But you have to make the entitlement seem more reasonable... you know, refunding your non-existent investment with real currency or something. Or like a month of sub... LTS is too much, even for the veteran whiner trolls :P
  • thunderhawk101thunderhawk101 Member Posts: 227 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Well I'm a F2P player and I DEMAND they give me a free LTS for this!!! This is an OUTRAGE!!! I am ENTITLED to no less compensation!!!

    This is my first rage/entitlement/whine post. How'd I do?

    lol, about the same as everyone else who pretty much did just that.
    erei1 wrote: »
    I enjoy this kind of thread. It's like farting in the air to fight the wind. It's poetic, childish and completely useless.
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