Your most facepalm worthy moment ingame

while i was doing fb51 everything was going great,we own the first 2 boss and didnt lose any1.
then when we reach wyvern.....
dad:son time to do the dishes
facepalm

EDIT: Sorry FB59. It wouldn't let me edit it in the quote O.o

I had my most facepalm-worthy moment last night during my first TT 1-3 run.
So far, I've only done a couple of 1-1's and a 1-2. So I didnt really know what to expect when a friend invited me to do a TT 1-3. Squaded up with my friend (77 Archer), a guildy (76 sin), a 77 BM and a 86 Cleric. When we got to the second last boss, the viper, the cleric instructed me where to stand when catching after the pull. I didnt know the boss was down the hall, all I saw was the final boss in the pit. So when the cleric said "go", my barb instincts flipped to suicide mode and I jumped into the pit...b:surrender
After 4 frantic "NOOOOOOOO"s, I stopped just in time before attacking the boss. I managed to take the portal back to the top, but it was still quite embarrassing... b:cry

What made me feel especially stupid was the fact that I had been reading this thread just hours before, and I immediatly thought of it b:chuckle

VlLKASS - Sanctuary wrote: »

b:chuckle ROFL I bet the squad thought you were joking b:chuckle & after realised you're not.... b:shocked

Well they were like"wtf lol etc" but yeah xD was epic )) Now this barb definitely knows what is tiger form ,but who didnt have his uber noob moments...that was like year ago but probably will never forget itb:laugh

Unfortunatly...since 99% of items in the game have like 1000 other items that look exactly like it i npced my legendary 70 wep and my tt wep T_T (Had **** weapon drops which i meant to npc T_T)

This thread makes good reading. Very funny....

My biggest one - and likely every other squad member wanted to facepalm because of me.....

I spent some weeks trying to organise my FB79 squad, finally collecting the mats and offering it wined for free. A bunch of high levels who made me look like a useless kitten came on board and off we went.

I was running around like an idiot near Stygeon (I think - first boss?) whils they took him and a few mobs down and of course, yes, in all the excitement I forgot to tab......Thanks to the rest of the squad for completing the rest of the FB and going back in and doing Sygeon again for me......

Last one from me I promise

On my veno a tabby kitten ran past - I clicked 'tame' and my pet killed it. Then saw the high level run past about to tame it herself. Boy was she mad....... (if you read this I still plan on mailing you one when I get one)

Golassic - Harshlands wrote: »

found 1356 nix feathers on ground .........


.....sold them to npc bc i didnt know what were they for T.T (my bm was 18 when that happened >.<)

This reminds me.

Once upon a time on my veno I was collecting SoF to get a herc. Had a little over 3k after about a month of buying. One day I log in while drunk and sell all of them in a cat shop for far less than I payed for them.

I'm still not quite sure why. b:surrender

I'm 89 right now and VERY eager to get to lvl 90, so I've been up to doing even random squad FC's. Generally I rather avoid the fail this potentially brings, but I saw a WC promoting a 90+ FC squad, ready to go. I thought that it must be a decent squad, 90+ afterall. Should have known that with hypers and oracles that guarantees nothing nowadays.

So we go in and it goes fairly smoothly actually, but suddenly the people start yelling at me.

xxx: "Hazumu, please stop using pushbacks."

*I frantically try to look around my skills, if they got changed somehow since last time I checked I had no pushback skills*

I ask the squad what they mean, but got no answer, so we continue. Time comes and we get to bishop and those blue fox mobs and I start casting IH around because they tend to cancel chromatic heals before it gets through.

VenoOftheSquad: "Stop using IH, use chromatic heal, it works better! Bishops don't cancel channelling, I know because I have a 90+ cleric alt!!"

I try to explain that I get more heals around with IH because bishops cancel channeling, but the veno keeps insisting that they don't.

We clear the bishop mobs without a hitch with my IH spells, they worked just as nice as chromatic heal because I was able to cast them. And so we get to the Frost Jail boss, the first 85+ quest boss, can't remember the name and then the barb goes afk before we start. But soon after someone "Accidentally talked to the guy" and started the boss.

The Dragoon walks down to us with the boss, everyone starts whacking at the dragoon while the barb is still afk, quess whom the boss starts whacking? Yes, it starts whacking me, so what I do? I start IH stacking myself to keep myself alive. 2 people die, but eventually a BM decides to attack the boss, but it takes a long time to get it off me now. When it finally does aggro the BM, I start IH stacking the BM, so I can give a rez to the 2 dead people.

Through all this they were whining

Squad: "WHY ARE YOU HEALING YOURSELF?! REEEEEEZ!"

After the boss:
Squad: "It's not working, you're a noob. Nothing personal though."
*Hazumu has been kicked out of the squad*

On a retrospect, I should have left the squad the moment those lvl 90+ people started asking for me to stop using pushbacks. lmao

ManeK - Harshlands wrote: »

haha a cleric getting asked to stop using pushbacks...
why didnt the guy with a 90+ cleric alt say anything? :P

and why the 90+ alt cleric kept insisting that bishops don't cancel channel? For the same reason, heeeeeee..... *drumroll* ......was lying!

I guess my facepalm moment was when I think back of the moment when I first tried out the game as a veno =3 After getting my taming skill I tried to tame the dogs, rams, chickens and horses that walk in city of the lost.... (untamable) And the failing really annoyed me xD.
I guess I was really looking stupid to other players lol. xD b:chuckle

well one day caesar was killing WBs...i was pk mode and had just sent a spark to cleric...then i tabbed to what i thought was the boss and pressed my ironwood icon...and killed a pk mode faction mate instead...b:cry

Holy mother of necro.

Woooooo necro! Still makes me laugh to read this thread though. Good stuff!

Azzazin

Oh yes, n-e-c-r-o, but it is TODAY that I was in a mood to read ALL pages thanks to some1 bringing this thread up.b:thanks

Oh... I had no facepalm moments. Evar.

J/k.

Yes, I fed my exp to my genie.
Yes, I forgot to equip my weapon in dungeon after pillar hitting and realized it when others were stealing aggro without even trying (i'm a barb).b:shutup
Yes, I forgot tabs into one of my fbs and made ppl wait for me... and when I came back... I realized I forgot wines from my bank...
Yes, I messed up stats of my alt 'cause I forgot which char I was playing. Musta done it automatically.
Yes, I landed on a couple of bosses (ST included).
Yes, I targeted wrong and killed a person instead of a mob.
Yes, I wanted to just hit some1 once (for KSing) and managed to 1 shot them.
Yes, I underestimated Krimson.b:chuckle

Can't really remember THE facepalm moment...

BUT, I love to watch other classes TRY and tank some bosses and FAIL miserably. b:victory

Thanks for the cool stories ppl. The chat ones are really cool.