Your most facepalm worthy moment ingame

THIS. WTH I've been reading they reduced the number of mirages you get from decomposing 3*. Now I can't even decompose a grade 8 3* and my veno has level 7 tailor. b:angry

Does anyone know when this happened?

91/183 dura. Sold it. Can't be bothered anymore. The more changes they make to turn this into a money pit, the more turn off I am. Just waiting for my interest to wane more until the day I won't even bother logging in. Already finding it a chore to log into the game just to do CS and roll call.

The first time I ever went into an FF, it was on my veno and my husband's bm (both in our 70's, haha right?). Neither of us really knew what an FF was about, so we started it pretty late at night.

In the first hallway after the first boss, we see my husband stop walking, and suddenly start jumping consecutively... wtf?

I called him to find out that I had woken him up from being passed out with his face on the spacebar...

*facepalm* b:sweat

We just dismissed squad and went to bed after that, ha~

i was trying to sell trap of kings mount... (still am btw b:surrender) usual reply to wc was: whats that? and one of these conversations stunned me for a while
xxx: whats that?
me: its a token for mount, you can get ninetails from it or bad panda or goldmane.
xxx: so how much do you want for it?
me: i said 'pm offers'
xxx: 800k
i didnt facepalm, not really, but it was close...
it was worth at least 14 mil (that was catshop/ah price of ninetails at that time)

other was mine own doing: i think i was low 8x then, got invited to fb 51. i dueled a friend for chi at the beginning, bare hands to not damage gear... and i didnt put weap back in hand after this and noticed only after wyvern was dead and i was droping bloods for tabber... i was only cleric, and to this day im not sure how we all survived b:shocked

archer: Where do i buy Crimsonhorn mold?

me: what?

archer: your bow. where can i buy the mold?

me: it's not a mold O_O you farm it in tt

archer: no, it's a mold. its gold. where do i buy?

me: *silence*

A_Noob - Dreamweaver wrote: »

I oracled to 100

b:surprised

Are you serious....? O_O

Sinalee - Dreamweaver wrote: »

^-- lol made my day xD

Thank you. At least I put a smile on someone's face with my failure. b:laugh

I was a bit overzealous after successfully tanking Fushy and the **** otherwise known as Rankar.

SuperHebbe - Dreamweaver wrote: »

I think most people will appreciate if you PM them and try to explain what they do wrong instead of calling them noobs and idiots and stuff.

I honestly do try to give advice whenever I see someone fail. Sometimes they listen but usually they ignore me.

If I'm not playing the same class as they are then they'll tell me that I don't know anything.

If I am on the same class then they'll either lord the fact that they have a whole 2 levels on me over my head as a reason why they don't need to listen or they'll basically say that I'm only a few levels over them so I can't give them advice. Strange how I get so much less ******** directed at me compared to them if I don't know how to play my class.

Mine was a facepalm SKILL of landing on bosses... or having them land on me.

Level 30-something, exploring Secret Passage. Round a corner and have enough time to think, "Wow, that is a HUGE PUPPY!" Then suddenly the hindquarters I'm looking at swap for a screenfull of teeth, and my first encounter with SilverFrost is concluded with a grey screen.

Exploring another area, and I find a neat spot that has a series of stone columns leading up a hill. I'm thinking, "Wow, they have some really cool scenery in this game." Suddenly my screen is filled with orange rock. I have enough time to think, "WTH?!" then my screen goes gray. Thus I learned where Kong spawns.

Having fun in the Northeast area of the map, skimming along the water on my manta (manta-skiing races, anyone?!). I notice the sound of rushing water. I start thinking, "Wow, the water sound effects in this game are really amazing." The rushing sound gets louder, and thinking of my previous experiences, I swunt my camera around. Got a screenful of Mantavip.

Having just tanked the Claw King for the first time, I pause for a victory shout... and wonder why everyone else is running away. Yep, you guessed it... screenful of Claw King. Thus I learned how some mini-bosses have a ridiculously fast respawn time.

Exploring a trail that runs up and down some hills, admiring the view. Screen goes gray. A huge red ball of eyeballs rolls over me and continues along that same trail. Hello, Krimson.

Do I still explore? Ohhh yes. But if I find a place that is surprisingly empty of mobs... >.> I sit and watch it a bit before I go in there.

I bought a high level pataka...
*smashes pallm throguh her face*

Braw - Heavens Tear wrote: »

Mine was a facepalm SKILL of landing on bosses... or having them land on me.

Level 30-something, exploring Secret Passage. Round a corner and have enough time to think, "Wow, that is a HUGE PUPPY!" Then suddenly the hindquarters I'm looking at swap for a screenfull of teeth, and my first encounter with SilverFrost is concluded with a grey screen.

Exploring another area, and I find a neat spot that has a series of stone columns leading up a hill. I'm thinking, "Wow, they have some really cool scenery in this game." Suddenly my screen is filled with orange rock. I have enough time to think, "WTH?!" then my screen goes gray. Thus I learned where Kong spawns.

Having fun in the Northeast area of the map, skimming along the water on my manta (manta-skiing races, anyone?!). I notice the sound of rushing water. I start thinking, "Wow, the water sound effects in this game are really amazing." The rushing sound gets louder, and thinking of my previous experiences, I swunt my camera around. Got a screenful of Mantavip.

Having just tanked the Claw King for the first time, I pause for a victory shout... and wonder why everyone else is running away. Yep, you guessed it... screenful of Claw King. Thus I learned how some mini-bosses have a ridiculously fast respawn time.

Exploring a trail that runs up and down some hills, admiring the view. Screen goes gray. A huge red ball of eyeballs rolls over me and continues along that same trail. Hello, Krimson.

Do I still explore? Ohhh yes. But if I find a place that is surprisingly empty of mobs... >.> I sit and watch it a bit before I go in there.

Braw!!!

Made me LOL.

My most facepalm-worthy moment to date was probably managing to complete Dragon Gate EX without dying then realising I'd neglected to pick up the quest on the other side of the room.

Thinking patch would be today.


.-.

Piliener - Lost City wrote: »

A 9x Barb running FB69 in human form.

Me: Why are you in human form?

???: There's another form?

Me: hahaha good troll

???: No, really I only have two skills

??? has been booted out of squad

Me: WTF REALLY?

WOW.


That is all.

Still not sure if i should post here , but oh tha hell for the lols, here`s very very few of my
moments. like someone said above "A lot of people start this game on their own, they don't read guides on the forums and might be to shy to ask." yeah i was one of them, so here we go.

~ Learned to set macro heal on lvl 86 ( Midnight I love you b:kiss) , and yes till then was never afk unless doing BB /wrist

~ On lvl 90 when OHT quest just patched, my very first craft from tears was lvl 100 gold
arcane OHT boots with 3 soc all resists hp +105 pdef +94 pdef +94 and guess what?
Correct i NPC them. That was more then a year ago, yet still a tear in my eye b:sad

~ Woke up one morning not too long ago, and before i said hi all~ to my guild was already dragged to BH pt. So i think to myself i have some money on me, why ahouldnt i put it in AH to buy some gold till the run ends. So i go to AH put 8 mil in... balance didnt changed, but less money in my inv... i dont get it, wtf goin on? look again at my inv .. look at the AH ... still missing money. I try to transfer 16 mil more , same thing, and then it hits me ...ALL my money i DROPPED ON THE FLOOR!!! omg i pick it fast and in that sec my pt goes b:shocked WTF PEPPER ... ofc i "shared" with them 16 mil. lucky for me my pt was made of my friends so they gave me the money back, as far as the other 8 mil? Nothing left for me to do exept for WC "Whoever picked 8 mil at south AH.... enjoy" since then i make sure i fully awake before i go to AH

~ HH 3-3 last boss about 8-9 months ago. Pt buffed and ready to go. Our barb then decides he dont have enough chi so he takes off the wep and duel the other ep (ep heal himself so hiero will not tick). So when the barb gets full chi in his half hp, he yells at us - heal!, get in tiger and storm at the boss before i could even say "stop you still in the duel..." At that point me and the other ep looked at each other (we know what`s gonna happend if we heal , bai bai pt )said mhm sure il heal you when the hell freezes , and watched barb getting lol1shot. He knew whats up too when the msg "The duel between xxx and zzz was a drawn" showed up .

That`s all for now. I think the most embarrassing ones i`l keep between myself and my hubby b:cute