Corrupt the Wish

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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited February 2010
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    Granted. You now have a whole barrel full of limes. Your not quite sure what to do with them all, until someone gets the bright idea to see what happens when this barrel is crushed under a large weight. Needless to say, when this happens, the massive spray of citric acid gets in your eyes, blinding you for weeks. Not being used to blindness, you stumble around, not sure where you are. Eventually you make your way into a group of gun nuts holding a NRA meeting. Your sudden intrusion is not given much though. That is, until you start bumping into every single one of them. They don't like this very much. What happens next is not very pleasant for you. b:sin

    I wish for a free, all expenses paid trip to Six Flags.
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  • Eritheia - Lost City
    Eritheia - Lost City Posts: 101 Arc User
    edited February 2010
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    Granted, but when you come home it's blown up! b:shocked

    I wish..for the wish I'm about to say to get corrupted...
  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited February 2010
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    Granted!
    [ERROR: INVALID TEXT FILE. PLEASE CONTACT JESUS FOR ASSISTANCE]
    [SERIOUSLY, JUST GET WINDOWS 7 ALREADY]

    I wish iPods could charge faster.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    9x Demon Cleric
  • Davitiel - Heavens Tear
    Davitiel - Heavens Tear Posts: 978 Arc User
    edited February 2010
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    Granted, but they run out of power faster now.

    I wish I had a better microphone for vent.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    And now faith, hope, and charity remain; but the greatest of these is charity.
  • WriteWrong - Heavens Tear
    WriteWrong - Heavens Tear Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited February 2010
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    granted, but it falls in a heat vent and ends up melted, now you have a puddle

    I wish for claws
  • Rhiama - Sanctuary
    Rhiama - Sanctuary Posts: 18 Arc User
    edited February 2010
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    Granted, but then you trip and fall onto them, killing yourself.

    I wish graduation was here already.
    b:angry b:cry b:surrender b:shutup b:sad b:shocked b:dirty b:kiss b:bye b:cute b:victory b:thanks b:laugh b:chuckle b:pleased
  • Tapion_ - Dreamweaver
    Tapion_ - Dreamweaver Posts: 388 Arc User
    edited February 2010
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    Granted, you revert back to age 10 and graduate from 5th grade.


    i wish spoons would return to the forums
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited February 2010
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    Granted, but he banz u... also, he comez baq with a girlfriend that triez to take over the forumz and seducez <-- icorrect spelling? him to do wat ever she pleasezb:shocked


    I wish Hope wuznt leaving b:cry
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited February 2010
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    Wish granted. Someone kidnaps Hope and forces her to do nothing but post on the forums all day long. Soon her posts are reduced to incoherent babbling (or the text equivalent of incoherent babbling anyway).


    I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator. b:surrender
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  • Rebelika_Fay - Sanctuary
    Rebelika_Fay - Sanctuary Posts: 45 Arc User
    edited March 2010
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    Wish granted, but you have to do the thing that you've been procrastinating from everyday for the rest of your life. b:shocked

    I wish I could level to 89 already. >.<
    Rebelika_Fay: 8x Veno
    MinknCookiez: 6x Archer
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited March 2010
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    Granted, but then u decide to make a char and delete ur main.. realizing that u really didnt want to

    I wish that sum of theze corruptionz werent so sad
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Eritheia - Lost City
    Eritheia - Lost City Posts: 101 Arc User
    edited March 2010
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    Granted, But your wish just got corrupted. b:bye


    I wish for tiger smileys! b:laugh
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited March 2010
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    Granted. We can now use tiger simlies. But, since the forums only have enough room for one set, the bears are taken out. Now there are two groups of people that are mad: fans of the bears, and haters of the tigers. Both groups now leave the forums until the tigers are removed. Many of those leavers convinced their friends to no longer post. Those friends convinced other friends, and so on and so forth. Eventually, the forums are almost empty, save for the few most dedicated posters. Soon it is no longer worth it to maintain the forums, and they are shut down.


    I wish for my dorm room to be clean.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited March 2010
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    Granted.. but u have to clean it


    I wish i cud come up with betteh corruptionz
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Astoru - Heavens Tear
    Astoru - Heavens Tear Posts: 822 Arc User
    edited March 2010
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    Grippieluver - Lost City wrote: »
    Granted.. but u have to clean it


    I wish i cud come up with betteh corruptionz
    Granted, but unfortunately they all come with a bag of cookies.

    I wish I had 100k gold o_o
    ●Wizard (Male) - Fasditious and pretentious, carries the arrogance of intellectual superiority. Feels the need to remind everyone of his world-ending power, but grows a little manic and unhinged when he finally is allowed to unleash it. "Ahh-hahahahaha!! NOW YOU ALL BURN!!!!"
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited March 2010
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    Granted but since i granted the wish u have to gimme 99k gold

    I wish i actually had any gold O_o
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Astoru - Heavens Tear
    Astoru - Heavens Tear Posts: 822 Arc User
    edited March 2010
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    Grippieluver - Lost City wrote: »
    Granted but since i granted the wish u have to gimme 99k gold

    I wish i actually had any gold O_o
    Granted, but I give you only 1 gold of the 1000 I still have.

    I wish I had a flame drill mount
    ●Wizard (Male) - Fasditious and pretentious, carries the arrogance of intellectual superiority. Feels the need to remind everyone of his world-ending power, but grows a little manic and unhinged when he finally is allowed to unleash it. "Ahh-hahahahaha!! NOW YOU ALL BURN!!!!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Tapion_ - Dreamweaver
    Tapion_ - Dreamweaver Posts: 388 Arc User
    edited March 2010
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    Granted, a flaming drill mounts you o.o

    I wish I had more pepsi
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  • Rebelika_Fay - Sanctuary
    Rebelika_Fay - Sanctuary Posts: 45 Arc User
    edited March 2010
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    Wish Granted, but the Pepsi's been sitting out, and is flat. b:mischievous

    I wish I could find the dang remote... b:sad
    Rebelika_Fay: 8x Veno
    MinknCookiez: 6x Archer
  • Tapion_ - Dreamweaver
    Tapion_ - Dreamweaver Posts: 388 Arc User
    edited March 2010
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    Granted, you find the remote, the remote to a bomb under you house. Trying to change the channel you destroy your neighbourhood.

    I wish my soda wasnt flat D:
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  • Rebelika_Fay - Sanctuary
    Rebelika_Fay - Sanctuary Posts: 45 Arc User
    edited March 2010
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    Granted, but you have to drink Sprite instead of Pepsi.

    I wish I could have my house back... b:sad
    Rebelika_Fay: 8x Veno
    MinknCookiez: 6x Archer
  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited March 2010
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    Granted, a bear ate it. (Return of the bear! :O)

    I wish I got the right protective screen for my iPod >.>
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    9x Demon Cleric
  • Rebelika_Fay - Sanctuary
    Rebelika_Fay - Sanctuary Posts: 45 Arc User
    edited March 2010
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    Wish granted, but as your putting it on you drop your iPod and the screen breaks.

    I wish the stuff in my shop would sell. Q.Q
    Rebelika_Fay: 8x Veno
    MinknCookiez: 6x Archer
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited March 2010
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    Granted, but the only way you could get it to sell iz by charging 1 for each item


    i wish my throat wasnt soar, i wasnt congested, and i didnt have a tickly cough... and i didnt get another sickness in itz place
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited March 2010
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    Granted. You feel much better, and are illness free. But it seems that everyone around you now has what you had. Since you are the only healthy one around now, it falls to you to take care of everyone else around you that has said illness.


    I wish for a Nerf gun with unlimited darts. b:sin
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  • Meeplk - Harshlands
    Meeplk - Harshlands Posts: 461 Arc User
    edited March 2010
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    granted you get a nurf Gun wit unlimited darts but it it comes in the mail broken

    me wish me was my wizard in real life for 1 year b:sin
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    magic mmmb:dirty
  • Millania - Heavens Tear
    Millania - Heavens Tear Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited March 2010
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    Granted, but u lose control of ur spells and cause the apocalypse.

    I wish i could draw :3
    When the storms of life blow you to your knees, that's a good place to be.

    Heaven's Tear:
    Millania - 80 venomancer
    Shinobee_ - 60 assassin

    Raging Tide:
    Millcure - 35 support cleric
    Typo_Demon - 13 venomancer

    (and yes, I'm a guy ^^)
  • Tapion_ - Dreamweaver
    Tapion_ - Dreamweaver Posts: 388 Arc User
    edited March 2010
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    Granted. You are now able to draw ':3' emotes, but you are unable to draw anything else.


    I wish my sprite would turn into pepsi :P
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  • Krisnda - Lost City
    Krisnda - Lost City Posts: 1,465 Arc User
    edited March 2010
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    Granted, but since its soda i put mentos in it and it spills all over the place.

    i wish my in game stats were all 9,999
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    A good moderator should:
    - Have the computer skills necessary to handle forum-related tasks (Web skills, basic programming)
    - Be patient to handle all sorts of requests
    - Be level-headed to keep discussions and some petty squabbles in check.b:cool
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited March 2010
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    Granted. All your stats are at 9,999. You are now officially the most powerful player on your server. Only the GM's are able to match your power. But, given the current population of PWI, you are labeled as a hacker, and reported numerous times for cheating. The GMs, knowing what you are capable of, soon start looking into your character and why your stats are so high. It seems that someone did indeed **** into your account and, instead of taking your items, altered your character to be what it has become. Because of this, you are quickly permabanned, even though you didn't do anything yourself.


    I wish for a nice poster for my wall.
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