Corrupt the Wish

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  • Krisnda - Lost City
    Krisnda - Lost City Posts: 1,465 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    granted, it is a nice poster, to you. other people dont like your poster, they think its icky and digusting, so they grow a mob and burn it down.

    i wish i had a box that contained our own universe
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  • Tapion_ - Dreamweaver
    Tapion_ - Dreamweaver Posts: 388 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Granted, but you trip and fall on the box, crushing the universe and killing everyone in it.

    I wish my soda was back in the cup, that it was pepsi, that it was clean, that there was nothing at all wrong with it, and that I could drink my pepsi uninterruptedb:angry
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  • Krisnda - Lost City
    Krisnda - Lost City Posts: 1,465 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    granted, your beverage is in your cup, it is pepsi, and theres nothing wrong with it. but since you dont want to be interrupted everyone on earth leaves, leaving you alone with your pepsi forever.

    i wish that macs had the viruses and windows computers didn't.
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  • Tapion_ - Dreamweaver
    Tapion_ - Dreamweaver Posts: 388 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Granted, all viruses on Windows computers go to Mac computers. However they spread back to Windows computers over the internet.


    I wish I had windows 7, vista sux
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  • Krisnda - Lost City
    Krisnda - Lost City Posts: 1,465 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    granted, but u find out that 7 has more bugs than XP. your computer crashes and u are forced to buy a mac.

    i wish i could master astro projection
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Edit due to being ninja'd: Granted. You now have the ability known as astral projection. One day, while you are floating around outside your body, your house is robbed. When the robbers see your unconscious body, they decide to kidnap you and hold your for ransom. Since they have moved your body, you don't know where to go, and are now stuck in astral form.


    I wish for something completely random that nobody else can even think of. b:pleased
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    .... halfway granted but then corrupted cuzz no1 can grant it =O



    i wish my eyez didnt burn
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  • Krisnda - Lost City
    Krisnda - Lost City Posts: 1,465 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    granted, but now they itch intead of burn XD

    i wish someone could answer my question QQ
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    granted but no1 knowz wat the question wuzz


    iwish i knew wat the question wuzz so i cud answer it
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    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

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  • Krisnda - Lost City
    Krisnda - Lost City Posts: 1,465 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    granted, the question was "i wish i could master astro projection".

    i still wish it to be answered lol.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Granted... but itz not a question


    I wish u wud put it in question form
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    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Krisnda - Lost City
    Krisnda - Lost City Posts: 1,465 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    granted.

    i wish now that time would stop for everyone but me.
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  • Tapion_ - Dreamweaver
    Tapion_ - Dreamweaver Posts: 388 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    granted, but time waits for nobody so it lost its limited patience and continued moving.

    i wish Grippieluver would stop calling me tampon
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  • Krisnda - Lost City
    Krisnda - Lost City Posts: 1,465 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    granted, but then she calls you something that i cant even begin to say on here, then you go cry in your room.

    i wish i had everything i ever wanted
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  • Tapion_ - Dreamweaver
    Tapion_ - Dreamweaver Posts: 388 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Granted, but you are now unable to want anything more. You eventually get bored and suicide.


    EDIT: I wish I had wished for something
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  • Spirit_Age - Raging Tide
    Spirit_Age - Raging Tide Posts: 267 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Granted, but you wished for a black hole, so you die a slow painfull death

    I wish for...... umm..... the old forums back
    I quit. Nothing ever changes @ PWE or PW CN . Expansion was over hyped. Guild bases (that looked cool) can be destroyed, so why waste the time if your a in a small faction like me.
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  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Granted! But they made a few modifications to it. Soon it becomes like the IGN front page, and your computer constantly crashes due to their ridiculously processor-taxing ads!
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    SPOONZ IZNT DEAD IZ HE!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!!


    no wish to corrupt


    I wish ur sig hadnt scared me.. and i also wish spoonz wuznt dead
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  • Hemira - Lost City
    Hemira - Lost City Posts: 244 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Granted, since he's refering to Spoons leaving.

    I wish I weren't sick x-x
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Granted. You receive a sudden insight into creating a miraculous cure for the illness you now have (whatever it may be). This new medicine works wonderfully and you are soon healthy again. Thinking what a wonderful idea it would be to sell this amazing new medication, you sell it to the various pharmaceutical companies, making millions from both the initial sale and royalties from the continued use. When it is learned that you are the one who made it, people start putting pressure on you to make another kind of wonder drug. Unable to think of anything, the pressure continues to mount. Eventually, the pressure to make cure for other illnesses becomes so great that you have a nervous breakdown and have to spend the rest of your life in an insane asylum.

    I wish my 19" flat screen TV was exactly 3" bigger than it is now, and still works just as well as it does now, with no breaking or malfunctioning of any kind.
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  • Spirit_Age - Raging Tide
    Spirit_Age - Raging Tide Posts: 267 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Granted, however, your tv works to well now. Its starts to talk to you b:victory

    I wish there was no homework and we all stayed just as smart as if there was homework but there isnt
    I quit. Nothing ever changes @ PWE or PW CN . Expansion was over hyped. Guild bases (that looked cool) can be destroyed, so why waste the time if your a in a small faction like me.
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    Thanks Dorset. I quit. Nothing ever changes @ PWE or PW CN
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Granted but then u nevar learn anthing

    i wish i didnt have a headache (again)
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    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Granted. You take some headache medicine. But, you forgot to read the label and didn't notice it's a new type your significant other got. It seems like your highly allergic to this new kind of painkiller. While your headache is gone, your face is now red and swollen, your eye won't stop tearing up, and you can't stop sneezing.


    I wish my dorm's hot water tank would work.
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  • PsychicHarpy - Heavens Tear
    PsychicHarpy - Heavens Tear Posts: 269 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Granted. The Hot water Tank works, your dorm mate takes a shower first... The water is 800 degrees, she ends up burning to death. You get scared and you never take a shower out of fear of being scalded to death. You stink, become a world class bum, and you have no life b:victory


    I wish for Lairian and Grippieluver to have a big slice of pie b:pleasedb:pleased
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  • Hemira - Lost City
    Hemira - Lost City Posts: 244 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Granted, but it's a flavor/has a filling they don't like D:

    I wish this stupid cold I've had for almost a week and a half now would go away >_<
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    ...It's about learning to dance in the rain.....

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  • SilverCleric - Lost City
    SilverCleric - Lost City Posts: 1,969 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Granted, When you take the medicine it completely cures you of your cold but you didn't know the bad side effect for the medicine, witch three days after use you used it you die from a heart attack.



    EDIT: I wish I was lvl 105.
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Granted. Gratz, you are now the first person to reach lvl 105. But to do this, you had to grind with hyper exp stones and training eso's 24/7 for months on end, taking breaks only to eat delivered Chinese food, pizza, or quick and easy microwaved foods. Because of this, you have lost your job, friends, and significant other. You are pale, fat, and generally in poor health. Your bank account reads exactly $0, since most of the stones and scrolls you used were with gold bought with real money. Since you can no longer afford food and rent, you are forced to the streets, living as a homeless man. This also renders you unable to play PWI, so you can't even log on to enjoy your new found fame as the only person with max lvl.


    I wish to be good at trivia.
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  • Meeplk - Harshlands
    Meeplk - Harshlands Posts: 461 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    good but it only works for fake trivia

    me wish for a instant level 105 character no orcalles no hyper exp with 30 mil on him :D
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    magic mmmb:dirty
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    granted but pk groupz try to pk 24/7 and u end up dropping all of your valuables


    I wish that I hadnt cried Satarday night
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    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Granted. You manage to go back in time (don't ask how, it's needlessly complicated and involves magnets, a rubberband, and an old banana) in order to stop yourself from crying. But, when you meet your past self, and massive temporal paradox ensues, destroying just about everything in a ten miles radius. So, you have now no longer cried on Saturday, but now you or anybody else in the immediate vicinity will be doing much of anything from now on.


    I wish for a pet salamander.
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