Corrupt the Wish

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  • Davitiel - Heavens Tear
    Davitiel - Heavens Tear Posts: 978 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Granted, but the lift to the top of the mountain is busted so you have to walk all the way to the top.

    I wish I had a Diatom big enough to be my pet.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    And now faith, hope, and charity remain; but the greatest of these is charity.
  • Masterbating - Lost City
    Masterbating - Lost City Posts: 73 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Wish granted! But with the mutation that makes it big enough to become a pet, something goes wrong, and it keeps growing until it eventually goes too large and crushes everything.

    I wish I wasn't sick anymore. v.v
  • Eritheia - Lost City
    Eritheia - Lost City Posts: 101 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Granted, But then you get Scarlet Feaver the next minute. b:laugh

    I wish for a moving living..

    Wait for it..

    Wait for it!

    DEAD CHICKEN!
  • Tapion_ - Dreamweaver
    Tapion_ - Dreamweaver Posts: 388 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Granted, your zombie chicken eats your brain.


    I wish Calamity would disband and give some more color to the map :/
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Eritheia - Lost City
    Eritheia - Lost City Posts: 101 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Granted, But they take it all back in the next minute.


    I wish to win the fashion event, (The one where you draw fashion) And get that 10,000 zen! b:dirty
  • PandaXpresss - Harshlands
    PandaXpresss - Harshlands Posts: 84 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Granted, but someone else has posted the exact same fashion and accuses you of cheating and stealing his/her work. Your reward is revoked and you are threatened with being banned.

    I wish there was another 2x drops week
  • Korg - Lost City
    Korg - Lost City Posts: 130 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Your wish is granted..

    The next day a x2 event does occur, but this time you have to pay for it.



    I wish... i could go to coachella this year b:sad
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    granted... but u hate it



    i wish that i had something good to eat for breakfast
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Wish granted. You have the best breakfast you've ever eaten set before you. So delicious is the morning meal, that everything else is bland by comparison. In fact, after eating this breakfast, you can hardly stand to eat anything else, ever again.

    I wish my classes for tomorrow would be canceled.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Be nice to people
  • Korg - Lost City
    Korg - Lost City Posts: 130 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Wish granted. During 1st period you hear an announcement over the intercom stating that the infamous terrorist organization "the Maramalaid gang" have taken your school hostage and demand an outrageous amount of money in return thus your regular schooling is cancelled.
    Under the control of the gang you are forced to eat different types of marmalaid for the remainder of the day until finally after no response from the U.S government they nuke the school. b:cute


    I wish i had a jacket.
  • Eritheia - Lost City
    Eritheia - Lost City Posts: 101 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Granted, But I light it on fire. b:surrender

    I wish to die! b:bye
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Wish granted. You die a slow and very painful death. But it seems that the Hindu religion is correct. You are quickly resurrected into a new body. In this new life, you are born as an octopus. Yet, for some reason you retain your human memories. When you try and let other humans know of your situation, you fail miserably, for obvious reasons. You are soon caught and made into sushi. And are soon resurrected yet again. This cycle of unpleasant deaths and resurrections continues for the rest of the Earth's lifespan.

    I wish for candy! b:cuteb:pleased
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Be nice to people
  • Davitiel - Heavens Tear
    Davitiel - Heavens Tear Posts: 978 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Granted, but its last years stale back of the fridge Halloween candy.

    I wish tomorrow's test was postponed for a week.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    And now faith, hope, and charity remain; but the greatest of these is charity.
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Granted, but they're cancled 4evar and u nevar get an edu.

    I wish... i wush having a good hairday 2day
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Wish granted. Your hair is now perfectly shaped today. But it seems that to get such well-groomed hair, it had to become completely solid. You can now not only never style your hair again, but you also have to deal with this solidity everywhere you go. Sleeping is now uncomfortable, you can't wear hats, and anyone who tries to touch your hair says it's like handling rocks.

    I wish I could understand how to read Shakespeare.b:faint
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Be nice to people
  • Korg - Lost City
    Korg - Lost City Posts: 130 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Wish granted, you can now read and fully comprehend everything Shakespeare. You are so amazed by his work you spend the rest of your life doing nothing but reading it until after many many years your family and friends have all left you.
    Alone with nothing but your stacks of shakespearian literature you become a librarian, constantly recommending Shakespeare to every person who stops bye. You are also unable to provide any kind of information on any other author because of your obsession. You are finally fired, because of massive complaints about the creepy librarian who sits on the floor of the "S" section of the library reading aloud, disrupting the rest of the building.
    You now live outside the local 711 in a house made of books, reciting one books at a time to the ongoing pedestrians....


    I wish for pie....
  • Sacredxstar - Heavens Tear
    Sacredxstar - Heavens Tear Posts: 916 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    ^ Wish granted, but the pie was thrown into your face the way clowns do it.

    I wish it wasn't raining so I didn't get sick and wet.
    I call it how I see it.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thanks Santacruz! :D
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Wish granted. While walking huddled under your umbrella in the pouring rain, it suddenly starts to snow. The gentle snowfall is much more pleasant then the rain, so you lower your umbrella. Slowly, you start noticing a change in what is falling. Not only is it getting faster, but hitting harder as well. Thinking it has started raining again, you raise your umbrella again. But, it soon becomes clear that this is no rain. It is hail. The hail stones come in ever increasing size and number. They become so great that some of them even start tearing holes thorough your umbrella. You are no in the middle of a massive hail storm with little to no cover. Enjoy. b:pleased

    I wish for green eggs and ham (like in the book, not the rotten kind).
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Be nice to people
  • Sacredxstar - Heavens Tear
    Sacredxstar - Heavens Tear Posts: 916 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    ^ That actually happened before. But it wasn't hard enough to break my umbrella, and even when it's snowing, I use my umreblla. b:surrender

    ^^ Wish granted but due to the green eggs and ham not really existing, it is a drawing from a child that won't stop crying until you pretend to eat it, which you refuse, and because it's in public, people start thinking that you did something really bad. Thus the popo start coming over because of the crowd that has formed and speaks to the audience. In the end, you are taken down the to the station for further questioning. Enjoy. b:chuckle

    I wish I had some vanilla coke to drink.
    I call it how I see it.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thanks Santacruz! :D
  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Granted! However, this new experimental drug which infuses vanilla extract and cocaine fails and gives you a seizure. A really trippy seizure. A really trippy deadly seizure.

    EDIT: I wish for some coca-cola
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    9x Demon Cleric
  • Korg - Lost City
    Korg - Lost City Posts: 130 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Wish granted. You get the coke from the 1980's.. the one with the different formula..


    I wish i could PK without feeling bad b:laughb:cry
  • Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,864 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Granted, now you feel even worse.


    I wish that this wish will get corrupted.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Eritheia - Lost City
    Eritheia - Lost City Posts: 101 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Granted, But then they edited their post to not corrupt it!

    I wish to draw better. My drawing thread is "Drawing Jour Characterz", Go check out my bad drawing in fanatics! b:laugh
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Granted.. but u put every1 else outta bizznezz cuzz choo so gud


    i wish b:angry<--- looked meaner
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Wish granted. The b:angry smilie is modified to look downright terrifying. It looks so bad in fact, that nobody is willing to use it again, since it scares so many people.

    I wish for fully charged AA batteries.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Be nice to people
  • Korg - Lost City
    Korg - Lost City Posts: 130 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    granted! your battery is now SUPERCHARGED!
    However it is so superpowerful that when you put it in your remote contril it bursts spraying SUPERCHARGED battery acid all over the place rendering your hands and eyes useless. :D


    I wish for coffee!
  • Sacredxstar - Heavens Tear
    Sacredxstar - Heavens Tear Posts: 916 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Wish granted. But because your coffee is SUPER caffeinated, you start bouncing off the walls and become all jittery. Because of this, you accidentally bounce out the window from the 4th floor and break both of your legs.

    I wish I get to at least top 5 of the girl's fashion design contest.
    I call it how I see it.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thanks Santacruz! :D
  • Eritheia - Lost City
    Eritheia - Lost City Posts: 101 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Granted, but then they take it off immediately because its to good.

    I wish to be at school right now. (Surprising huh?) b:shedtear
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    granted but then it blowz up


    i wish.... for a wish
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Korg - Lost City
    Korg - Lost City Posts: 130 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    wish granted! but then it's corrupted.


    I wish we had limes >.>;

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