Top ten things you dont want to hear yor Cleric say

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  • Ruby - Harshlands
    Ruby - Harshlands Posts: 67 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    Oops!!b:quiet
  • AndromedaB - Sanctuary
    AndromedaB - Sanctuary Posts: 1,376 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    aww **** i forgot my charm in the bank (RB gama with non bonus squad)
  • BratFury - Heavens Tear
    BratFury - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,293 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    "could you all wait a minute, I need to go to the bathroom"

    20 minutes later....

    Oh sorry I forgot you guys was waiting on me!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Yunahh - Heavens Tear
    Yunahh - Heavens Tear Posts: 246 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    "Am I lagging or all you all dead?"
    b:surrender
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    I be on my Seeker now.
    ign; Amairah
  • Kott - Sanctuary
    Kott - Sanctuary Posts: 335 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    Hellcat - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    1. "OPPS"

    2. " I love playing a cleric, you can go AFK without people noticing" [aerole]

    3. "Sorry, that boss has never killed me before"

    4. "I killed 5 players in PVE, I forgot to heal my party"

    5. "No, I levelled Blessing of the Purehearted instead...why?" [andracil]

    6. What do you mean by "heal me!", I am a full attack Cleric! [Kimyrielle]

    7. *in the middle of a party wipe* "Kk, I'm back." [Holysong]

    8. No, I don't have revive... [aerole]

    9. "whats Blue Ball?" [StickyGreen]

    10. Hurry, I'm almost out of pots! [Sir_walter]


    anyone else b:chuckle ?

    Ok ive edited it to my fav order, thanks some pretty good ones there!

    I know this post is old, but I laughed so hard b:chuckle Thank you for that.
  • Feito - Dreamweaver
    Feito - Dreamweaver Posts: 165 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    "WHY DOES IT KEEP COMING AFTER ME??1!?"

    ...I said this once...b:shutup

    "I've never been in a party before."

    "I'll tank."

    "HEAL PLZ!!"

    "Who's healing?"

    As a cleric, I have to say so far, the worst line I've heard is:

    "Can you tank because I'll die in like 2 hits."

    After agreeing to help someone with a boss I could hardly handle myself. D:

    I also hate hearing: "Can you solo?"
    InStyle is the greatest faction on Dreamweaver! b:victory
    Feito is...
    [x] Still a LA Cleric
    [x] in possession of a BURNING TIGER SPIRIT b:angry
    [x] Sipping some F--KING tea
    [ ] Totally KICKASS
    [ ] Extremely wealthy
    I've got some ways to go!
  • Eclipse - Dreamweaver
    Eclipse - Dreamweaver Posts: 18 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    *after rez is casted*
    "i have lvl 1 rez"
  • Bebisita - Dreamweaver
    Bebisita - Dreamweaver Posts: 130 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    "I'm drunk!"
    True story. b:shutup
  • FatherTed - Dreamweaver
    FatherTed - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,723 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    Bebisita - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    "I'm drunk!"
    True story. b:shutup

    b:cute

    What a lame cleric he must have been.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Thanks for the sig Ophida :3
  • Barbariankev - Heavens Tear
    Barbariankev - Heavens Tear Posts: 831 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    what you saing me not speak englisch

    yes my english isnt great but that was done bad on purpose
    its impossible to always do the right thing we all make mistakes i am not different from that
    just try to be a good person

    english isn't my native language so there might be a few spelling/grammatical errors in my posts
  • Talb - Lost City
    Talb - Lost City Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    "Oh the tank is charmed, I can DD then"
  • Ashendy - Heavens Tear
    Ashendy - Heavens Tear Posts: 19 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    *before fb run*
    "so wait...you're saying i have to heal ALL of you?"

    "yea, i'll heal the tank in a sec...gotta buff the wizzie"

    "kay. i'll be there in a bit. flying ^^"

    "but i thought wizzies had healing skills too..."

    "okay, well, maybe my res is only lvl 1...but you have pots, right?"

    *after being afk for a while and doing other stuff*
    "OMG!! I forgot you guys were waiting for me! srry!"

    "HOLY SHIZNICKS THAT THING IS HUUUUUUGE!!!!"

    *fb run and prety runs ahead while cleric was spam healing*
    "wait for meeeeeeee!!!"

    hmmm...never really had any bad experiences with a cleric...except one called me Fluffy Butt once (you know who you are)...
    The important thing is not how long you live. It's what you accomplish with your life. While I live, I want to shine. I want to prove that I exist.
  • BratFury - Heavens Tear
    BratFury - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,293 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    In all fairness, clerics are the slowest class in the game, other than maybe wizard. If you choose to not wait on us and you die, not the clerics fault! Always a good idea to wait til the cleric is ready, and not just rush in.
    Ashendy - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    *fb run and prety runs ahead while cleric was spam healing*
    "wait for meeeeeeee!!!"

    hmmm...never really had any bad experiences with a cleric...except one called me Fluffy Butt once (you know who you are)...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Isala - Sanctuary
    Isala - Sanctuary Posts: 1,607 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    Bebisita - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    "I'm drunk!"
    True story. b:shutup

    I had a barb do that during a TT2-1 run. The genius decided to dash into the entire pile of the boss that clones itself. And then refuse to go to town. At which point, the party, myself included, said "F--k this, we're done." and just left him there.
  • Bebisita - Dreamweaver
    Bebisita - Dreamweaver Posts: 130 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    FatherTed - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    b:cute

    What a lame cleric he must have been.

    Good times, man. Good times. b:kiss
  • Cassandrell - Heavens Tear
    Cassandrell - Heavens Tear Posts: 31 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    im only here to heal.... ??? becouse there my husband or wife

    sugest all the reast of us can go to hell!

    had it said to me in a fb39 over the weekend.... hate people like them
  • Wolfsfang - Dreamweaver
    Wolfsfang - Dreamweaver Posts: 112 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    "So who's healing?" ._.
    was doing TT 1-2 and we where at a boss with 2 clerics
    GRAPHICS AND MOTION DESIGNER
  • Eremedy - Dreamweaver
    Eremedy - Dreamweaver Posts: 220 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    Didn't go through the 23 pages but... 1st of all - found two pretty good ones (I'd like to use them some time, because I do)

    "Pedo bear is after me"
    "i dont heal ugly people"
    "RUM! b:pleased" (read: "Just to let you guys know I have had a few to drink.")


    In other terms... I saw many quotes here that should be offending another class than clerc tho. Though I might want to make another thread - things to consider about having a Cleric in the party or smth. Maybe they already have one. Gonna look it up now.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Xiaotutu - Heavens Tear
    Xiaotutu - Heavens Tear Posts: 18 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    Me: (before adding cleric to squad) Do you have BB?
    Cleric: Yes
    --halfway through tt run
    Cleric: Oops I have RB not BB

    And we actually survived drum boss!! thank god for uber squad. Before that I went around distributing GAs to tank and cleric in a haze of panic.

    Halfway through tanking boss
    "Should I have buffed you?"
  • Llux - Sanctuary
    Llux - Sanctuary Posts: 798 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    "I get bored healing"

    "I like danger!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    ~My Screenshot Tumblr~
    insanitymogit.tumblr.com
  • Lyrede_Cross - Lost City
    Lyrede_Cross - Lost City Posts: 19 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    Hello there,

    Lmao, i've said all these before but only because I was being honest and really needed to!!! (^0^)\/
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Rice Cake Family Forever!!!

    \/(^.^)\/
  • Roov - Heavens Tear
    Roov - Heavens Tear Posts: 11 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    " Sorry, I was looking in the cash shop"

    "Ok, did everyone bring enough health pots?"

    Edit: on a side note, WTH is up with my avatar? Funniest looking wolf I've ever seen.
  • Tigriss - Heavens Tear
    Tigriss - Heavens Tear Posts: 760 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    Has anyone said this yet??
    After party wipe
    I'm Back
    Oh is it nap time?
    "Jesus fricking christ on a pogo stick. Your a mass of fricking idiots I swear!"
    -Saitada
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Thankies Crystalynnex
  • Kott - Sanctuary
    Kott - Sanctuary Posts: 335 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    "So who's healing?" ._.
    was doing TT 1-2 and we where at a boss with 2 clerics
    Um... what's wrong with that? with lower tts & a strong tank just one healer is enough...while another DDs.
    "I'll tank."
    I dont quite get whats wrong wih that either. I tank a lot of bosses, some like manta that makes barbs shiver.
  • CatShadow - Lost City
    CatShadow - Lost City Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    A rather interesting thing happened when I was helping out with FB19s. The squad was advertised as 'safe' because it had 2 Clerics, so I was feeling pretty good about the first run I did with that squad.
    Our tank, a level 53 BM, rushed at the first couple of mobs(I'm going to assume it was for the chi). The Archer and I took care of the rest of them, and we moved on into the boss room.
    "____, you heal the BM! _____, take care of the Wizard!"
    "wait, wut's heal?"
    "i thought i was attacking"
    At which point Cleric #2 proceeded to whip out a large poleaxe. How he managed to even LEVEL, let alone get to level 40 putting his points in strength and dexterity, I will never know.
    Neither of them had leveled their healing spells, and Cleric #2 ran at the boss...and died.
    It was only by sheer luck that another party ran in, and after a desperate plea for help, they agreed to help us. Their Cleric was a level 72 magic-build, who was willing to heal our entire party, and rezz our tank who had died. As well as our Cleric, who ran the other way and died again.
    But by then, we had finished with the boss and were helping out the other party with theirs. I think him and the other Cleric ran off to find out exactly what class they'd been playing.
    And so ended the strangest FB19 I've ever ran.
  • Alyyy - Sanctuary
    Alyyy - Sanctuary Posts: 3,165 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    CatShadow - Lost City wrote: »
    A rather interesting thing happened when I was helping out with FB19s. The squad was advertised as 'safe' because it had 2 Clerics, so I was feeling pretty good about the first run I did with that squad.
    Our tank, a level 53 BM, rushed at the first couple of mobs(I'm going to assume it was for the chi). The Archer and I took care of the rest of them, and we moved on into the boss room.
    "____, you heal the BM! _____, take care of the Wizard!"
    "wait, wut's heal?"
    "i thought i was attacking"
    At which point Cleric #2 proceeded to whip out a large poleaxe. How he managed to even LEVEL, let alone get to level 40 putting his points in strength and dexterity, I will never know.
    Neither of them had leveled their healing spells, and Cleric #2 ran at the boss...and died.
    It was only by sheer luck that another party ran in, and after a desperate plea for help, they agreed to help us. Their Cleric was a level 72 magic-build, who was willing to heal our entire party, and rezz our tank who had died. As well as our Cleric, who ran the other way and died again.
    But by then, we had finished with the boss and were helping out the other party with theirs. I think him and the other Cleric ran off to find out exactly what class they'd been playing.
    And so ended the strangest FB19 I've ever ran.

    http://pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=302361&highlight=MEET+HEAVY+CLERIC
    Clerics are like cops...they always seem to be around.....until you actually need one b:surrender - DeadRaven
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • FatherTed - Dreamweaver
    FatherTed - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,723 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    CatShadow - Lost City wrote: »
    It was only by sheer luck that another party ran in, and after a desperate plea for help, they agreed to help us. Their Cleric was a level 72 magic-build, who was willing to heal our entire party, and rezz our tank who had died. As well as our Cleric, who ran the other way and died again.
    But by then, we had finished with the boss and were helping out the other party with theirs. I think him and the other Cleric ran off to find out exactly what class they'd been playing.
    And so ended the strangest FB19 I've ever ran.

    Can multiple teams be in the same instance on PvP servers or something?

    Learn something new every day :D
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Thanks for the sig Ophida :3
  • FoxRunning - Heavens Tear
    FoxRunning - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,048 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    in a recent TT run and fighting Lord of Percussion, with him almost finished:

    "everybody RUN! im out of pots!" (this after having already run out once early in the run, and been reloaded by squad member)b:chuckle
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    (and hugs to Flauschkatze for the sig!)
    "Thanks for writing me-- it's always great to hear from a vet.

    -FrankieRaye"
    Playing here since '08b:heart
  • Alyyy - Sanctuary
    Alyyy - Sanctuary Posts: 3,165 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    FoxRunning - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    "everybody RUN! im out of pots!"

    rofl-doggie.jpg
    Clerics are like cops...they always seem to be around.....until you actually need one b:surrender - DeadRaven
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Drmelvin - Heavens Tear
    Drmelvin - Heavens Tear Posts: 258 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    Aww damn i bought a gold HP charm instead of an MP one *Party Wipe*
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