Top ten things you dont want to hear yor Cleric say

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  • Kittennice - Heavens Tear
    Kittennice - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,744 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    b:shockedCan you use Tree of Life and your charm? I have to meditate real quick.
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  • Wizzeled - Sanctuary
    Wizzeled - Sanctuary Posts: 747 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    tc2r wrote: »
    (guild chat)
    Cleric1 "I need rez"
    Cleric2 "omw"
    Cleric2 "K now i need rez"
    Cleric 3 "omw"
    cleric 3 "wtf"
    Cleric 4 "need me"
    cleric 1" ..... "
    (the other clerics died trying to get to me, at fb51's entrance... none made it inside but cleric 4 and i was at doorway lmao)

    I lol'd so hard at that one.
  • Alyyy - Sanctuary
    Alyyy - Sanctuary Posts: 3,165 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Wizzeled - Sanctuary wrote: »
    I lol'd so hard at that one.

    i dont get it >.>
    Clerics are like cops...they always seem to be around.....until you actually need one b:surrender - DeadRaven
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  • Pure_Wish - Heavens Tear
    Pure_Wish - Heavens Tear Posts: 137 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    I don't know if that's exactly related to the topic but...
    One day I was grinding with my boyfriend and I got killed. He looked for a cleric, and found one (lucky me). That's the funny part: me, in my excitement of being revived, I pressed "Go to town" instead of "Resurrect". I still remember how stupid I felt and what a laugh my boyfriend and that cleric had.b:surrenderb:cute
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  • HekateDevine - Heavens Tear
    HekateDevine - Heavens Tear Posts: 27 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Lisette - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    That's why they call me Failette. <3 And I was hungry, ok? b:laugh

    Not my fault an archer was on a suicide run. -.-


    LoL. You got that right! b:surrender b:chuckle
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  • FoxRunning - Heavens Tear
    FoxRunning - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,048 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    me too! if you dont maintain a sense of humour about all this, especially the higher you get in level (this applies to all classes, i think), you will come to hate the game.

    btw, love your sig!

    Wizzeled - Sanctuary wrote: »
    I lol'd so hard at that one.
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  • Tearvalerin - Sanctuary
    Tearvalerin - Sanctuary Posts: 3,787 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    btw, love your sig!
    you should go back to your old one.
  • Deceptistar - Sanctuary
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary Posts: 10,454 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Alyyy - Sanctuary wrote: »
    i dont get it >.>
    Dead cleric bodies kept on stacking lol
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  • Wizzeled - Sanctuary
    Wizzeled - Sanctuary Posts: 747 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Alyyy - Sanctuary wrote: »
    i dont get it >.>

    What's not to get? They all die trying to rez 1 person :P
  • IceJazmin - Heavens Tear
    IceJazmin - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,206 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Alyyy - Sanctuary wrote: »
    i dont get it >.>

    Can someone draw a picture for him?

    Meanwhile, picture this in your mind:
    Cleric 1 is dead, asks for res
    All other clerics get killed trying to res the first cleric.
    Sooner or later you will run out of clerics
    Too often we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mother#$@%#^! upside the head.
  • Alyyy - Sanctuary
    Alyyy - Sanctuary Posts: 3,165 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    IceJazmin - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Can someone draw a picture for him?

    Meanwhile, picture this in your mind:
    Cleric 1 is dead, asks for res
    All other clerics get killed trying to res the first cleric.
    Sooner or later you will run out of clerics

    O.o ....haha...?
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Dead cleric bodies kept on stacking lol

    this is funyer :P
    Clerics are like cops...they always seem to be around.....until you actually need one b:surrender - DeadRaven
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  • IceJazmin - Heavens Tear
    IceJazmin - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,206 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Are you saying I am not funny????? Fine be like that... I'll go back to my day job.......
    Too often we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mother#$@%#^! upside the head.
  • rangergirl
    rangergirl Posts: 31 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    "why shud i lv res? doesnt benefit me"

    "bb doesnt work on bosses"

    squad is halfway thru rushing in tt
    "i cant follow u the mobs will kill me i wait here"

    veno pulls boss
    "the boss was coming at me so i logged out so i dont die"
  • f22araptor
    f22araptor Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    "You make to low damage, i get aggo"
    (to an archer)"Please tank the mob"
    "I'm a Light Cleric" (Lvl 90 Cleric with lvl 42 leg light armor)
    (At a wraith attack)" Buffs, 100k"
    "Waa i'm so slow"
    "Heal me, heal me"
  • Barbariankev - Heavens Tear
    Barbariankev - Heavens Tear Posts: 831 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    how do you mean you need a mp charm for BB i dont have any (while fighting a boss that will aoe like drum in TT)
    its impossible to always do the right thing we all make mistakes i am not different from that
    just try to be a good person

    english isn't my native language so there might be a few spelling/grammatical errors in my posts
  • Eleckzar - Heavens Tear
    Eleckzar - Heavens Tear Posts: 33 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    Dont blame me. I was healing her herc.
  • TheGoliath - Heavens Tear
    TheGoliath - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,667 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    (during that boss that debuffs u to death in fb 69)
    "U know, some skills are stupid and not worth to level, like this... purify, never really bought it, waste of cash"
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  • Nelae - Heavens Tear
    Nelae - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,490 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    (Doing SB, last 10%HP. Party wipe)
    "Sorry, dropped BB, didnt want my charm to go below 100k"
    b:dirty
  • MomoPai - Sanctuary
    MomoPai - Sanctuary Posts: 19 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    Eleckzar - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Dont blame me. I was healing her herc.

    LOL. Epic win b:laugh

    One of my worst moments:
    Me: Guys, we still need to get a cleric.
    Friend: Um...Momo...that's why we invited you...
    Me: Oh..yeah, my bad ^^;

    Ones i've heard:
    "Hold on, i need to get my magic weapon out my bank, been using axes all day" [HA cleric]

    Cleric: Last time this boss started to AoE i got 1-hit through BB b:chuckle
    Party: Didn't you say you could solo heal...? b:shocked
    Cleric: I can solo heal if another cleric is with me... [AoE TT boss]

    Veno: Everyone ready?
    Cleric: Yes.
    Veno: K, pulling.
    *Barb starts tanking*
    Cleric: Laaaaaag. I gotta relog. *logs off*
    Party: O_O *face palm*
    Cleric: *logs back on to dead party* Why did you start without me?
    Veno: You said you were ready so i pulled...
    Cleric: Sorry, that was a mischat >.>

    Cleric to dead Barb: I'm gonna aggro the boss away, and then come back and res you.
    Barb: Um...won't the bos--
    Cleric: *dead* ...wth?

    I think i've been playing PWI too long... b:avoid
  • Seveneyes - Harshlands
    Seveneyes - Harshlands Posts: 38 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    "Why do I keep healing myself?" (red-named tank)
  • Kusaku - Lost City
    Kusaku - Lost City Posts: 111 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    FionaCattail - Sanctuary wrote: »
    I agree.. especially on the RB thing.. personally, I think RB is a pointless skill ok, so it increases damage, and reduces casting time.. but all that really means is what? you kill the mob/boss faster at the expense of a charm and a bunch of cash?.. the only time that I would ever think of asking a cleric to RB is if I'm the one that gave them the charm in the first place.

    Actully if u got 2 clerics in a high lvl squad ** all lvl 80+ in a long boss fight like hh 2-3** RB can save charm when a cleric is doing BB aswell cause u dont need to charm for so long

    Most of the time RB is a pointless skill however

    I love my squad <3 gives fair split to cleric

    also a few odd qoutes although not about clerics

    ** what is agro? (from lvl 47 barb) **

    **
    barb: i only just repaired my gear so someone else to tank
    BM: who will tank then?
    barb: let teh cleric tank its not like they ever have to spend money anyway
    (fb29 and i ended up tanking ^^')
    **


    also something else funny was:
    **
    cleric1: u wanna come do fb51 with us?
    cleric2 replys: sure sounds good
    *joins squad*
    6 clerics highest lvl is 74
    cleric2: well this will be inetresting
    * finish fb *
    cleric3: well that was i think the easiest fb51 i have ever been in
    cleric1: crazy ^^'
    **
    So for my bad spelling ^^
    CUTE THINGS ><
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  • Kusaku - Lost City
    Kusaku - Lost City Posts: 111 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Dead cleric bodies kept on stacking lol

    been there done that xD
    although mine was jewelscalen ^^' and more like 20 dead people 7 of which were clerics ^^'
    So for my bad spelling ^^
    CUTE THINGS ><
    Dieing with style and skill since 1989

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    "Don't argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience."
  • Bladecutter - Sanctuary
    Bladecutter - Sanctuary Posts: 269 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    its not what they say, its when they dont say nothing in rb.... while soloing first boss


    that cleric afked a whole stage and never came back -.- b:angryb:angry
  • ciid
    ciid Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    Quoted from a cleric yesterday in harshlands when my friend died -
    Me: What level is your revive?
    Cleric: 10.
    ...I mean 1*.
  • IceJazmin - Heavens Tear
    IceJazmin - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,206 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    ciid wrote: »
    Quoted from a cleric yesterday in harshlands when my friend died -
    Me: What level is your revive?
    Cleric: 10.
    ...I mean 1*.

    It should not really matter, since he was most likely packing angels anyway.. right?
    Too often we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mother#$@%#^! upside the head.
  • IceJazmin - Heavens Tear
    IceJazmin - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,206 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    <After a party wipe>

    cleric: does anyone have a res scroll I can borrow?
    Too often we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mother#$@%#^! upside the head.
  • ciid
    ciid Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    Nah, die so rarely white name or from pve that it really doesn't have much affect on anything. My friend dies a bit more, but hey.. thats another story.

    And the cleric was kidding. I only started laughing once she told us the 1 was a joke, once i had picked up my jaw.
  • Tragoedia - Heavens Tear
    Tragoedia - Heavens Tear Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    ImMaleDude - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Ok, who am I suppose to heal?? The other clerics?? "When the clerics aren't even attacking"

    i bet that was during Mantavip or Jewelscalen
  • Isala - Sanctuary
    Isala - Sanctuary Posts: 1,607 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    IceJazmin - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    <After a party wipe>

    cleric: does anyone have a res scroll I can borrow?

    It's moments like that situation that have caused me to start giving scrolls to my cleric friends before we run FB/TTs... I gave a friend a Scroll before we went into Frostcovered City. None of us had any idea what was going on in there, so when he talked to a pillar, and brought up a boss... He instantly died. Thank God for res scrolls...
  • Fleez - Heavens Tear
    Fleez - Heavens Tear Posts: 136 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    "sorry im a FAC"....
    ATTENTION ALL: I would just like you to know....I has fleas.
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