Top ten things you dont want to hear yor Cleric say
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Drmelvin - Heavens Tear wrote: »Aww damn i bought a gold HP charm instead of an MP one *Party Wipe*
(full squad of venos XD)Clerics are like cops...they always seem to be around.....until you actually need one b:surrender - DeadRaven
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Alyyy - Sanctuary wrote: »(full squad of venos XD)
Best way a veno should be b:chuckleb:chuckleb:chuckle0 -
"Sorry, my pc restarted" <-- me during an rb at stage 8 wave (I think it was)0
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Kott - Sanctuary wrote: »"Sorry, my pc restarted" <-- me during an rb at stage 8 wave (I think it was)
lolz......Clerics are like cops...they always seem to be around.....until you actually need one b:surrender - DeadRaven
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*In the middle of a Boss fight*
Cleric: Hey look coins! *picks up coins*
*Tank dies and everyone else dies*
Cleric: Well look on the bright side. We got 200 coins each0 -
*Middle of bossfight*
Player 1: Ok, lets get ready to go in.
Player 2: I've got aggro on the boss, you guys can DD now- Hey wait, where's the cleric? ( ' A ' )
Player 1: OH SH-b:shocked
*Party Dies, Cleric returns from kitchen with snacks*
Cleric: Heeeey guys, I gots coookieeees!b:dirty
Yeah no, I've done that on more than one occasion. b:chuckle I'm almost always stuffing my face with something while playing, or doing HH, Fbs, etc.
Mmm....Parties also need to keep an eye on extra mobs and the like. Healing Aggro is one of the biggest reasons why clerics die. And don't go snarking at the cleric when they die either. ( = A = ) Keep the clericypoo alive, cause if your entire party wipes but the healing squishy survives, they can always res everyone again and you can all start over with minimal exp reduction.
***"Oh, I've been dc'ing a lot today." b:shocked <<< This is a big one, if you guys are going into an instance. Best to have a back-up cleric in case, because if they've dc'd a few times in the last while, chances are that they might dc during the time in which you guys run HH, Fb, boss, etc. (Also, remember to invite your cleric back to the party promptly if you're inside of an instance. Keep an eye on common chat to see them panicking for a party invite)
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"I bet I have more dex than you..."[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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i like the good ole fashioned
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"heal u? who me?" like seriously DUH wouldnt wisp u if notArcher's Pwn0
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"zomg i pwned my hotbars wtf where my spells go"
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Me: ... *notices cleric is meditating* Don't you have pots?
Cleric: I'm conserving my pots for when I need them. *iron hearts the tank twice and then meditates* Don't act like this is such an unusual thing. Lots of people do this.
Me: ....we're fighting drum boss...I think using your pots now is a GREAT idea.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
Heal… but im a battle cleric?! Nurfed you heal, its your Job
Sorry i wasted my spirit on Sirens Kiss, my ironheart is level 1, hope thats good enough for Eyes of Krimson0 -
I say this to make people mad when they ask me for a random res
"res???? what lvl do I get that at?"
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"res? is that a important skill for a cleric to have?"BILLY MAYS LOVE YOU0 -
"Cleric DD Mage Heal "
"what's cleric job? To watch the pt die"
"why res? you can just click go to town"
"Healing is unnessesary, Hieros work wonder."
"Can you res me? sorry im an archer wearing robe"
"Pt wiped---->Force log--->OOPS GOT DC"0 -
Nah I didn't lvl my res skill, it's for n00bs.Allons-y!!!!
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"why the **** do you need a cleric when mage can heal and for res they can just use res scrolls and dolls"0
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Nayiro - Sanctuary wrote: »not sure if this was posted...
"Ah shi-"
"Wadda ya mean it only stacks five times!"
"It's ok, i have a pet *summons baby snow hare*"
OH... this reminds me... I was veno with battle antelope pup on fb19 in middle of intense melee & the cleric says:
"look I have a antelope too!" *summons baby antelope pet*
Meanwhile my antelope dies & I barely survive while he's goofing with his pet.
*I'm still low lvl & not experienced so I needed support in training how to do fb's & he's playing with pet*0 -
Since I'm cleric, I speak about the other classes lol
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Archer: "Yay, got a spark" *burns the spark and machine gun the boss...for the aggro*
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Tanker: "What is that aggro thing you keep talking about?"
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Another cleric, full MAG: "I'll help your healing!" *casts Wellspring Surge lvl 200 on tanker*
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(A-[Mage]--O
E[Boss]A[Tanker]-O
E) [Me]
Mage: "Heal meh!1!"
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Me: "Everybody ready? Hey barb, when you're ready to engage, let me stack some Ironhea..."
Tanker: "Ok, let's do this! LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYY JEEEEENKEEEEEEENS!!1!!1!1!ONE!11! *runs toward the boss*
All squad: b:sweat
(In this cases, when I'm the healer, the squad don't get wiped - only the rampaging tanker. Yeah, I let him die!)
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I remember i was in a FB39 and our cleric had to go and eat. We all die. Then we had to wait for another one to come.0
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KillingShot - Dreamweaver wrote: »I remember i was in a FB39 and our cleric had to go and eat. We all die. Then we had to wait for another one to come.
I remember that too b:victory
I log in earlier than expected and have 3 people screaming for me to come to fb39 to bail you guys out b:laugh[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Thanks for the sig Ophida0 -
"...I think I love you..."[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
^^^I made it^^^
Ask me if you want one done!0 -
1) Oooh I didn't know I could heal OTHER people
2) Can I go for a cig break this jewelscalen bloke looks harmless, you will be fine
3) Heal you, OK which genie skill is that?
4) I didn't heal the big white cat thing because I thought it was a wraith
5) Hey you there wizard, come res my friend here
6) Lv 40 cleric: Hey guys I found someone to take on our PK team a Barb called Verticoli and a wizard called Ayano-chan b:bye, where are you guys running to?
7) In rebirth gamma, Spirit Charm whats one of them?
8) Oh I was suppose to put points into Mag not Vit is that why I have 200 mana?
9) *Standing over dead squad" my partner said I would look cool if I did this unarmed
10) I wonder if this wooden magic sword still works, why is the Barb running away from eyes of the krimson divide? why is he running at me? did he just DC?[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I don't need no pdef, cos I got ... BOOM HEADSHOT !0 -
11) Squad: " We are gonna make it, we are going to do rebirth delta for the first time!"
Cleric: "Guys, bad news, my pay as you go internet has 1 minute left"...[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I don't need no pdef, cos I got ... BOOM HEADSHOT !0 -
"Dammit. Rez plz."0
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1 "Plz squad. I die alot because I'm full support and can't exist outside of a squad. I'm full mag to max my heals so ppl will like me, all my buffs and revive and all my heals are maxed even before plumeshot and cyclone so ppl will like me."
2 "I don't carry pots I just meditate for half an hour ever 2 mobs."
3 "You go killing and I'll fly above you and just heal, 'cause I'm a lazy b.astard who likes to gets all good drops by doing nothing and leave you with arrows and slingshot pellets."
4 *spoiles lifepowders with gimpy buff*"Dude why don't you want my buffs. I'm a cleric. What's life powder? 50hp/s? I don't believe you, let me buff you again!"
5 *on forum*"Clerics are too squishy, they can't kill anything in pve, they suck in pvp, clerics suck"[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
You all annoy me...0 -
Barb talking:hurry cleric,heal me!! Cleric:Heal? i'm cleric melee of heavy armor0
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I LIKE using dual axes! (and the opposite: A barb saying they like to use a magic glaive! XD)[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0
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"LOL My bad"0
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Cleric: "oh by heal the tank you meant heal the barb. sry"
Me: "rezz the barb you idiot"
Cleric: "what's rezz mean"
Me: "ressurect now cast the freaking spell"
Cleric: "oh I forgot to get that one"
Me: "w"
Me: "t"
Me: "f"[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Note: No thats not me... I stole that from the interwebs b:chuckle
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