Top ten things you dont want to hear yor Cleric say

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  • Celestyna - Heavens Tear
    Celestyna - Heavens Tear Posts: 629 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    my partner overheard one today
    "WTH is purify???"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Purple - Lost City
    Purple - Lost City Posts: 206 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    "My job is to do the most damage on the field"

    Someone actually said that... -_-
    Wall sniping, ninja tree magic, and medium range artillery. Whine less, please. b:lipcurl
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Sir_walter - Heavens Tear
    Sir_walter - Heavens Tear Posts: 225 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    Hurry, I'm almost out of pots!
  • Maiya - Lost City
    Maiya - Lost City Posts: 2,686 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    "I'm pro cleric. [some other stuff I can't remember]"

    *5 min later* We notice that he has a macro on to keep healing the same person continously. So we sit there for 4 minutes or so watching the guy spam heal and waste his hiero.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Solemonie - Heavens Tear
    Solemonie - Heavens Tear Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    "you realy dont know how to keep the adds of me, im out"b:bye
    Solemonie the blue elf
    @>--\---
  • Hellcat - Heavens Tear
    Hellcat - Heavens Tear Posts: 22 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    Ok ive edited it to my fav order, thanks some pretty good ones there!

    b:chuckle
  • Lazyluna - Heavens Tear
    Lazyluna - Heavens Tear Posts: 233 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    *mid boss fight* "I have lag and disconnecting issues. Hope that's not a problem."


    You'd get that from me. b:surrender
    b:bye RETIRED
  • Isaphet - Heavens Tear
    Isaphet - Heavens Tear Posts: 217 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    "Why dont they let clerics hold weapons too?"
  • Szhira - Sanctuary
    Szhira - Sanctuary Posts: 74 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    The first one is the best b:laugh

    "my bad"
    "sorry i couldn't target u"
    "i didnt no u were dead"
    "u need res?"
    "wat does res mean"
    "I like attacking tho D:"
    "oh im suppose to heal every1?" (for an AoEing boss)

    All the Clerics I've worked with were good, I just made these up. xD
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Aerole - Heavens Tear
    Aerole - Heavens Tear Posts: 89 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    "I had to take off all my armor so I could wear this dress I bought from the CS."
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Signature designed by Forsakenx <3
  • Nayiro - Sanctuary
    Nayiro - Sanctuary Posts: 1,275 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    "Ill tank, mage will heal."
    Back.
  • genericusername
    genericusername Posts: 15 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    Self quote:
    "Sorry, my mouse has disappeared. I'm gonna try logging in again."

    "LEEROY..."

    Quoting the FFXI guide:
    "I'm specializing in great axes."
  • Hisuna - Sanctuary
    Hisuna - Sanctuary Posts: 1,071 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    At level 68: "I use this wand I got from fb 19 cuz it glows!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    The family is a haven in a heartless world.
    Once a Guardian, Always a Guardian. Element: Fire.
  • Raviste - Heavens Tear
    Raviste - Heavens Tear Posts: 288 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    Earlier today, during an FB39...

    "Ohh, I thought the mage was going to tank. >_<" - Me.

    b:surrender
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Retired - Radiance
  • Pharse - Heavens Tear
    Pharse - Heavens Tear Posts: 93 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    "Why should I stop hitting it? I cause a lot of damage." Then a few seconds later..."Get it off me!!!"
    I think I like this one the best!
  • Ryukino - Sanctuary
    Ryukino - Sanctuary Posts: 58 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    "Cleric? and all this time I thought I was an Archer b:shocked"
  • Faustinna - Heavens Tear
    Faustinna - Heavens Tear Posts: 176 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    Aerole - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    "I had to take off all my armor so I could wear this dress I bought from the CS."

    Ok if you're going to contribute at least make it realistic. Fashion does NOT over-write armor. You keep wearing your armor when you put on fashion items. -1 for you!b:cry
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Bobncut - Sanctuary
    Bobncut - Sanctuary Posts: 419 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    "OMG he has AOE"

    or

    "How did that happen? Did I get too close?"
  • swgs
    swgs Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    Faustinna - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    "The batteries on my mouse just died!"

    Yes happened to me once b:chuckle

    oops, that's what happened to me once. luckily I am not a cleric and I was grinding alone. need to get a set of wired keyboard and mouse.
  • ImMaleDude - Heavens Tear
    ImMaleDude - Heavens Tear Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    Ok, who am I suppose to heal?? The other clerics?? "When the clerics aren't even attacking"
  • Aerole - Heavens Tear
    Aerole - Heavens Tear Posts: 89 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    Faustinna - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Fashion does NOT over-write armor. You keep wearing your armor when you put on fashion items.
    That's the point, duh
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Signature designed by Forsakenx <3
  • ArsLaan - Heavens Tear
    ArsLaan - Heavens Tear Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    Leolf - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    "You want a res? 10k."


    hahaha, this is the most funniest one,,

    *u want rez, 10k* hahahaha
    ROFL

    But its lame to charge

    :) , I like to help people always.
  • Misstaken - Heavens Tear
    Misstaken - Heavens Tear Posts: 341 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    1. The batteries on my wireless keyboard died sorry.

    2. The batteries on my wireless mouse died sorry.

    3. Sorry for not healing I was clicking skills instead of macro and I dragged skill out of bar.

    4. *At the beginning attack of fb boss* Uh oh forgot to bring pots.

    5. Suddenly my bladder... nvm... BRB AFK!!!

    6. wwwwwwwwwwaaaaddddddsssss111111122222223333444
    wwwwwwwaadddw333333.

    7. Stupid chat.

    8. Damn I keep hitting Tab* and `*

    9. LAAAAG.

    10. Just to let you guys know I have had a few to drink.
    I used to do drugs, I still do but I used to too.
  • ArsLaan - Heavens Tear
    ArsLaan - Heavens Tear Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    Misstaken - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    1. The batteries on my wireless keyboard died sorry.

    2. The batteries on my wireless mouse died sorry.

    3. Sorry for not healing I was clicking skills instead of macro and I dragged skill out of bar.

    4. *At the beginning attack of fb boss* Uh oh forgot to bring pots.

    5. Suddenly my bladder... nvm... BRB AFK!!!

    6. wwwwwwwwwwaaaaddddddsssss111111122222223333444
    wwwwwwwaadddw333333.

    7. Stupid chat.

    8. Damn I keep hitting Tab* and `*

    9. LAAAAG.

    10. Just to let you guys know I have had a few to drink.





    Umm, well (9. LAAAAG) could be an excuse or it could be a real reason.

    I do lagg sometimes when healing or attacking.

    I wont consider LAAAG in the list.
  • tapout12
    tapout12 Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    "Heal? what the hell are you talking about..."
  • Misstaken - Heavens Tear
    Misstaken - Heavens Tear Posts: 341 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    ArsLaan - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Umm, well (9. LAAAAG) could be an excuse or it could be a real reason.

    I do lagg sometimes when healing or attacking.

    I wont consider LAAAG in the list.

    I thought this topic was things you dont want to hear a cleric say? Not things that you dont want them to say but it is not their fault.
    LAG still fits into the category because thats something you don't want to hear cleric say.

    Stick with the topic buddy.
    I used to do drugs, I still do but I used to too.
  • ArsLaan - Heavens Tear
    ArsLaan - Heavens Tear Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    tapout12 wrote: »
    "Heal? what the hell are you talking about..."
    Im a cleric, so I heal and attack both ^^, thats what I am talking about.
    and I do lag sometimes while doing it.
    So Unfortunately ihave to say sorry guys i was lagging ^^ bcoz that was true
    I try my best to keep everyone alive. I dont like squad members dieing lol and not completing the missions.

    Ya ur right, i really dont like when someone says Im lagging loll

    I was just saying normally ^^
    and my best was that *rez 10k lol*
  • HimeJunsei - Sanctuary
    HimeJunsei - Sanctuary Posts: 100 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    *omg, guys, i gotta go, my mom wants me to eat dinner*

    *aw, so that's called pulling?*

    *i didnt know they were ALL gona come here!!!*

    *oops, wrong button* - in fb`s, timing is critical and sometimes is the difference between party living or being squashed.

    *that monster is an archer?!?!*

    **sigh*, he just kept following me and u told me to res u so i returned* clerics: last line of defense, u last survivor=> team ok, u die=> team dead! end of story.

    and my favorite: *i`m a cleric, i know what i`m doing, dont tell me stack, one time heal is way better* - it hapent and of course, the lil` tiger died.

    L.E.-i`m lvl 30 and only been to 3 fb19 and 4 fb29, but AFTER i read alot and asked alot about them and my role in there (i`m veno, i only pull + additional damage on boss, for now - correct me if i`m wrong:)). i`m not really modest, so ill say it: everyone was happy they took me along, every time.
  • XViet - Sanctuary
    XViet - Sanctuary Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    My dog ate my mouse and keyboard
  • Antimodes - Sanctuary
    Antimodes - Sanctuary Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    leeeeerooooooyyyy YAAAAAAAAA
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