Top ten things you dont want to hear yor Cleric say

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  • Ryukino - Sanctuary
    Ryukino - Sanctuary Posts: 58 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    "sorry I wasn't paying attention"

    "umm....I'm lost -.-;"

    "wait fb 59? i thought this was fb 19"

    "hmm whats a potion?"

    "I like using Dual blades more then a magic weapon they are cooler"

    "Ok I get to solo the boss"
  • Klath - Sanctuary
    Klath - Sanctuary Posts: 437 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    At least keep it realistic people, dont make up stuff.
    For a person to not know what is a potion they must be lv1 or cant read english, because the first monsters you kill will say "you got X life/mana potion".


    "**** your xp, i have revive level 1". (said by a high level cleric from old guild)
    I so wish i could pick the skill level to use, AT LEAST for revive i wish i could...
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  • Ryukino - Sanctuary
    Ryukino - Sanctuary Posts: 58 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    Klath - Sanctuary wrote: »
    At least keep it realistic people, dont make up stuff.
    For a person to not know what is a potion they must be lv1 or cant read english, because the first monsters you kill will say "you got X life/mana potion".


    "**** your xp, i have revive level 1". (said by a high level cleric from old guild)
    I so wish i could pick the skill level to use, AT LEAST for revive i wish i could...

    umm not true and besides would you wanna hear a cleric ask what a potion is?
  • Faustinna - Heavens Tear
    Faustinna - Heavens Tear Posts: 176 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    "I have almost 3k hp buffed now no way rattus one shots me."

    Seconds later he one shotted me while were looking for him b:chuckle
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  • Faustinna - Heavens Tear
    Faustinna - Heavens Tear Posts: 176 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    Ryukino - Sanctuary wrote: »
    umm not true and besides would you wanna hear a cleric ask what a potion is?

    I dont get this one. I don't use potions really. I use Gold MP charms. Once in a blue i might use a potion but really they're useless to me. So why would it be bad if a cleric didn't know what a potion is as long as he's using charms?
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  • Fleuri - Sanctuary
    Fleuri - Sanctuary Posts: 1,763 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    "come help kill jewelscalen" [when I got into that squad I found that I had gotten my invite from a level 29 cleric that had managed to recruit some other players in their low 50s, including another cleric -- this really happened to me, and yes I was silly enough to stick around for a while and watch our party get wiped out, but our tank went down so fast that I never had a chance to shoot so I lived and just felt sad]
  • LadyBastet - Sanctuary
    LadyBastet - Sanctuary Posts: 35 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    During an FB boss fight. "OK that's my last revive. I quit."
  • Stickygreen - Heavens Tear
    Stickygreen - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,158 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    "oh damn, hope your charm holds up,someones at the door"
    *party wipe* "lol my bad guys, was talking on the phone"
    Less QQ more Pew Pewb:thanks

    "Don't argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience."

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  • Dauthus - Sanctuary
    Dauthus - Sanctuary Posts: 75 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    *After inviting a cleric to a party to kill Vriddis*

    "I'd be a much better asset as an attacker!" - cleric

    "Heal the tank!" - The rest of us

    This went on until Vriddis died, with the cleric telling us she'd be a better attacker and throwing in some attacks between heals.

    The rest of the party consisted of a vit based tiger form barb, dex based BM, mag based wizard (me), and a dex based archer... pretty much mostly attackers... lol
  • Nomaad - Heavens Tear
    Nomaad - Heavens Tear Posts: 110 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    "ummm...which one is the tank again?"
  • Nayiro - Sanctuary
    Nayiro - Sanctuary Posts: 1,275 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    not sure if this was posted...

    "Ah shi-"
    "Wadda ya mean it only stacks five times!"
    "It's ok, i have a pet *summons baby snow hare*"
    Back.
  • bzbee
    bzbee Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    Faustinna - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I dont get this one. I don't use potions really. I use Gold MP charms. Once in a blue i might use a potion but really they're useless to me. So why would it be bad if a cleric didn't know what a potion is as long as he's using charms?

    Even if the cleric uses only charms, how can anyone play the game and not know what pots are? The mobs drop it. =_=
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  • Onewingarrow - Lost City
    Onewingarrow - Lost City Posts: 29 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    "Lagg!" xD
    You Cannot Kill, What You Did Not Create.
  • Saveless - Sanctuary
    Saveless - Sanctuary Posts: 49 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    I hate when I lag when spam healing...but oh well, still gets the job done.
  • crystalpink
    crystalpink Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    eeekkk, sorry i pressed the wrong hotkey. Dx
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  • bobzilla21
    bobzilla21 Posts: 694 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    "hurry, I need to use the bathroom"
    I figured I should do something with my sig, so I made this for fun. My very first (poorly made) animation. b:victory
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  • Melethiel - Lost City
    Melethiel - Lost City Posts: 156 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    Lawl, I play cleric, and if I really need to go do something or go to the bathroom during a run or quest, I get my sister to play for me. XD
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  • Terrorice - Heavens Tear
    Terrorice - Heavens Tear Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    1."How do you heal?" That was only after the tank charged at the boss.
    2."Ok, that's it, if my mp charm ticks again, I'm outta here!!!"
    3."I'll be the lurer,k?" Only saw her charge at the mob and didn't come back.
    4."Why is my blue ball red in colour?" 3 seconds later the squad got wiped out.
    5."I dun have money to learn revive, i spent it on clothes."
  • Forsakenx - Heavens Tear
    Forsakenx - Heavens Tear Posts: 420 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    Terrorice - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    3."I'll be the lurer,k?" Only saw her charge at the mob and didn't come back.

    Hey I can lure just fine...
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  • Clandore - Lost City
    Clandore - Lost City Posts: 180 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    Terrorice - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    1."How do you heal?" That was only after the tank charged at the boss.
    2."Ok, that's it, if my mp charm ticks again, I'm outta here!!!"
    3."I'll be the lurer,k?" Only saw her charge at the mob and didn't come back.
    4."Why is my blue ball red in colour?" 3 seconds later the squad got wiped out.
    5."I dun have money to learn revive, i spent it on clothes."

    Haha although sometimes it does hurt to see yet another gold mp charm gone in HH
  • scridon
    scridon Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    My favorite thing to say to people, "I'm just gonna let ya'll die." b:laugh
  • tekyo
    tekyo Posts: 70 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    "I am healer?"
  • Dark_Arbnger - Lost City
    Dark_Arbnger - Lost City Posts: 57 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    after party wipe, oops accidentaly had the boss targeted (was watching tv and spam healing self) when lvl 30 -_-

    whered everyone go i thought the boss was this way

    10K coin says i can out damage the party

    oops my hiero is at 30K and i have no pots (half way through fb51)
  • Tyraro - Sanctuary
    Tyraro - Sanctuary Posts: 11 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    After party wipe on Gouff:

    "I think I've messed up my character. Is 57 VIT too much?"

    and, after some discussion of that build:

    "So when it says metal on the boss I should just heal?"
  • Azuhel - Sanctuary
    Azuhel - Sanctuary Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    I was healing the caption of the party cause he was the one killing and half way dying and he was just laying their...

    * Turns away from screen Looks back sees captian on ground *

    " Hey dude get up theirs a monster coming!"

    " I'm died!!!"

    " Oh **** you are dead I didn't notice. O.o"

    " What are you doing Revive me!?!?! "

    " I'm only lvl 17 >.> I can't revive you...but I can kill for you ^^"

    " Whatever..."

    * Captain dissappers *

    " whats up with him? awww a bunny!"


    I was hyper and got him killed only 3 times. there was like 3 clerics Idk why they never revived >.>
  • Crystal_X - Sanctuary
    Crystal_X - Sanctuary Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    what I always say >.>

    " Damn I was healing my self, sorry" *Archer is dead*

    " Hey look a huge bunny"- Me " Keep Healing!!! "- member " But just look...aww its gone now!!! " ** member is dead** " thats what you get for not looking at the bunny!!!"

    " hey want some healing? " - Me " you got rev. ?"- members " Rev. is that even a skill? " - me " You got to be joking..." - members " Uh...I can just bless you. " ** Gives a free heal ** " bye-bye ^^ "

    * killing monsters * " Hey I got a sword!!!.." - Me " Oh thats great don't mind me My hp is very low...its fine thoue you can just take your sweet time crystal " -member " O.o oh Shibbys " ** heals to late ** " Why won't you Heal!!! oh shibby I need pots, BRB"
  • Murasame - Lost City
    Murasame - Lost City Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    lvl 63 Cleric in FB51
    "What? You can lvl ur rez? Awesome!"
  • Ebini - Heavens Tear
    Ebini - Heavens Tear Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    (Tank Saying) "I forgot to repair my armor" or "I'm DD build" and takes out a bow...
    (Archer Saying) "I ran out of arrows" then takes out a pair of dual hammer...
    (Venomancer Saying) "I only have flying pets" when u are in a dungeon...
    b:laugh b:chuckle
    "You suck as a cleric, go make a BARB.." (This guy got his dues when both of us clerics stop healing him on Crimson)
    b:victory
    "I don't really like to fight, I picked this character because I love pandas.
    b:thanks for the hearty laugh guys n gals,
  • Mitrogi - Heavens Tear
    Mitrogi - Heavens Tear Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    *Cleric and whole party is wiped*

    "Oh hey gu.... is it naptime already?"
  • Davitiel - Heavens Tear
    Davitiel - Heavens Tear Posts: 978 Arc User
    edited April 2009
    "People, stay together, I can't heal everyone at once when youre all separated."
    *Blademaster dies*
    "Serves you right for not listening."
    *Resses Blademaster with lvl 1 Revive*b:shocked
    *Blademaster dies again from a supprise mob attack."b:chuckle
    -True story during my fb29.
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