Things you don't want to hear your squadmates say

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  • Kiszmet - Heavens Tear
    Kiszmet - Heavens Tear Posts: 155 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    TT 3-2 coming to rescue squad having trouble with APS boss. Run into lev 100 cleric at entrance

    Me: "Where are your squad mates?"
    Cleric: "I don't know, I've never done this before. I was hoping you could take me back to them."

    Later, with poor barb trying to hold down boss after rest of squad wipe for a third time

    Me: "Why do you keep porting out? Don't you have a rez scroll?"
    Cleric: "What's a rez scroll?

    I quit team after that, and even gave cleric a free rez scroll for "next time."



    Me to other veno in Nirvana: Why aren't you amping as well?

    Veno: I don't use fox skills.

    Me: Not even amp?

    Veno: Takes too much time.



    Non R9 or S3 barb in BH room of Lunar run: "Ok I'm pulling whole room!"

    Cleric: "b:shocked"
  • Oliiander - Lost City
    Oliiander - Lost City Posts: 393 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    "Barb take aggro!!!!!111!!!1!! I die!!!!!!11 //rageface"
    =~=
    Freaking sparking squish fish.
    My squishiness is (Usually) unrivaled.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Finally decided to give Olii her own banner.b:chuckle
  • MasterPerian - Lost City
    MasterPerian - Lost City Posts: 275 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    SweetieBot what are some things you don't want your squadmates to say?
    What can you expect from filthy little heathens? Their whole disgusting race is like a curse. Their skin's a hellish red they're only good when dead they're vermin, as I said and worse. They're Savages! Savages! Barely even human. Savages! Savages! Drive them from our shore! They're not like you and me
    which means they must be evil we must sound the drums of war! They're Savages! Savages! Dirty redskin devils! Now we sound the drums of war!
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    MasterPerian - Lost City wrote: »
    SweetieBot what are some things you don't want your squadmates to say?
    Now who mistypes? I don't know lots of things.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    I only respond if you begin a line with "SweetieBot", read the link below for commands
    SweetieBot FAQ / Usage: pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=1566451

    Status: ONLINE
  • XSonOfCircex - Sanctuary
    XSonOfCircex - Sanctuary Posts: 1,173 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Actual conversation I had in a pv on my cleric today:
    me: Hey, don't db too early, you'll pull aggro
    -five seconds later-
    wizard sets up db as barb pulls
    me: take db down
    barb uses appropriate aggro skills, including roar
    wizard: roar
    wizard: ROAR
    wizard: wtf -.-
    xSonOfCircex-105/103/102 Sage Wiz
    DrakeEmpress-101/102/103 Sage Cleric
    Gaygasm-101/101/101 Sage Stormbringer

    Because I can't stand playing melee classes
  • LuciusVorenu - Lost City
    LuciusVorenu - Lost City Posts: 51 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Most recent things I've heard in Frost:

    -9x robe (psy, wizzy, mystic) say they are a tank with only 3k HP

    -9x tells cleric "You should never use Ironheart, use the other heal...its better" I mean really?
  • Attempted - Harshlands
    Attempted - Harshlands Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Geckofreak - Sanctuary wrote: »
    New Seat bossb:chuckle

    8k Hp Sin, But +12 daggers, tells us we dont need a barb, he will tank.

    Gets 1 shot

    b:laughb:laugh
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Look here, we all in
    Everyone is a target
    Teetering on insanity, reasonin' with the heartless
  • Mizuryu - Harshlands
    Mizuryu - Harshlands Posts: 154 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    "I dont need 2 lvl my skillz. I hav good armor."

    Kicked.
    Blocked.
    Killed.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Attempted - Harshlands
    Attempted - Harshlands Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    MinoSlayer - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    A hissing barb is a reliable predicter of a pending squadwipe:)

    "ssssssssssssssssssssss"

    It took me a little while to actually get that b:laugh
    You see people its funny because it means hes running b:scorn

    Ya das right I went there I'm that guy b:laugh
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Look here, we all in
    Everyone is a target
    Teetering on insanity, reasonin' with the heartless
  • Attempted - Harshlands
    Attempted - Harshlands Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Mizuryu - Harshlands wrote: »
    "I dont need 2 lvl my skillz. I hav good armor."

    Kicked.
    Blocked.
    Killed.

    oh gawd you still play it's been too long o-o
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Look here, we all in
    Everyone is a target
    Teetering on insanity, reasonin' with the heartless
  • Mizuryu - Harshlands
    Mizuryu - Harshlands Posts: 154 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Attempted - Harshlands wrote: »
    oh gawd you still play it's been too long o-o

    Yeah lol.
    I kind of went on hiatus before coming back, making an alt and making my sin stronger..
    Surprised you still remember me. =o
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • bolocactu
    bolocactu Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Mizuryu - Harshlands wrote: »
    Yeah lol.
    I kind of went on hiatus before coming back, making an alt and making my sin stronger..
    Surprised you still remember me. =o

    No one remembers me (that's actually a good thing) Let's just say I left the game last year.
    I might be black
  • xfiltheyrichx
    xfiltheyrichx Posts: 31 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    when my bb is up being asked to move it closer (a cleric needs 2 sparks to make it work) and the funney looks I get when I try to kiss feamales to ern spark
  • bolocactu
    bolocactu Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    An archer was helping me with bh51 and said "OOPS out of arrows XD"
    I might be black
  • XSonOfCircex - Sanctuary
    XSonOfCircex - Sanctuary Posts: 1,173 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    On Incacerate in Warsong
    Cleric: uh oh I think I might be about to DC
    xSonOfCircex-105/103/102 Sage Wiz
    DrakeEmpress-101/102/103 Sage Cleric
    Gaygasm-101/101/101 Sage Stormbringer

    Because I can't stand playing melee classes
  • Liveena - Heavens Tear
    Liveena - Heavens Tear Posts: 422 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    While doing full RB, at wave 4:

    Sin : "thx, thats all I need, gtg now"
    Arch : "wtf, this is full rb"
    Sin : "I know, I already got what I need" --sin leaves squad
    2nd BM :"gtg too, rl" --BM leaves squad
    b:angry

    We tried our best with 4-man squad, got wiped at wave 7, go back to auras, then harpy wraith dies at wave9 b:cry

    An this one is what I hate most, mostly when helping lower lvl doing their BH
    -random low lvl :"Can u solo frost for me" b:surrender
    Heaven Tear

    Liveena 102/102/102 Demon Cleric
    Milfeena 103/102 Demon BM
    Silpheena 104/103/102 Sage R9S3 Seeker
    Cieleena 101/101/101 Sage Stormbringer
  • Kuzshi - Dreamweaver
    Kuzshi - Dreamweaver Posts: 40 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Liveena - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Coming from a lvl 80+ sin

    -"What skills? All I do is auto attack and spark, sin don't have stun skills" b:sad

    Now I'm a believer that sin are idiot magnets.....b:cry
    Don't think we're all like that. I can already permaspark. b:victory
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • HawtyNaughty - Heavens Tear
    HawtyNaughty - Heavens Tear Posts: 28 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    xfiltheyrichx wrote: »
    when my bb is up being asked to move it closer (a cleric needs 2 sparks to make it work) and the funney looks I get when I try to kiss feamales to ern spark

    You dont need to kiss them to get sparks, you get sparks at same speed only by embracing.
  • Typhyse - Sanctuary
    Typhyse - Sanctuary Posts: 3,469 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Liveena - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Coming from a lvl 80+ sin

    -"What skills? All I do is auto attack and spark, sin don't have stun skills"

    Now I'm a believer that sin are idiot magnets.....
    Are you for serious...? O_O
    Demon_Troll: "takes on the appearance of an innocent archer but turns into a mindless idiot once you hear him speak"
    ~Spazz~
  • TrueHarmony - Archosaur
    TrueHarmony - Archosaur Posts: 332 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    "WHY DIDN'T YOU HEAL ME"

    ... because you pulled 15 mobs and established aggro on ONE of them.

    You would think people would have heal aggro figured out by end game dungeons..
    Yeah my sig doesn't match my name...i would say im being all clever and trying to confuse people...but im really just too lazy to make a new one
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • _Mr_Tanky_ - Sanctuary
    _Mr_Tanky_ - Sanctuary Posts: 220 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    "I don't know which way to go".

    I hate squad members who say this, especially if you have to go back and find them and escort them to where they should be. Wastes a bomb load of time.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    R8 101 Barb - Deleted by PWI. Customer care = 10/10!
  • SakuLv - Dreamweaver
    SakuLv - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,400 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    its only normal that some1 who does something for their first time don't know where to go
    i always help those ppl..and wasting 5 min wont kill me b:cute
    [SIGPIC]http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa258/habibii007/3a12e53b-5695-4d28-b21b-d549481a7aa2_zpsf896a503.png[/SIGPIC]
  • _Mr_Tanky_ - Sanctuary
    _Mr_Tanky_ - Sanctuary Posts: 220 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    SakuLv - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    its only normal that some1 who does something for their first time don't know where to go
    i always help those ppl..and wasting 5 min wont kill me b:cute

    Agreed, but still if they take their time getting to the instance and we've already started clearing it and are at the boss about to start/have started, and then the squad member goes "Which way?", it can get kind of annoying.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    R8 101 Barb - Deleted by PWI. Customer care = 10/10!
  • Jacerai - Dreamweaver
    Jacerai - Dreamweaver Posts: 943 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    _Mr_Tanky_ - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Agreed, but still if they take their time getting to the instance and we've already started clearing it and are at the boss about to start/have started, and then the squad member goes "Which way?", it can get kind of annoying.

    Or when they do not wait, we do not have a cleric (mystic healing or no heals), and they die multiple times because they do not want to wait for the barb/sin/bm/etc coming back to show them the way. b:surrender
    b:cute The world may be small, but it is far from known.

    Why the rage? It's a draining emotion.

    Me: DaValentine (veno), Jaceraie (mystic), etc etc etc b:chuckle
  • Alluzion - Raging Tide
    Alluzion - Raging Tide Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    someguyBR: "me no hablas inglis plis gib moni or i repotr you brasiru es number uno huehue taco"
  • Sirkura - Raging Tide
    Sirkura - Raging Tide Posts: 105 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    i think the most annoying thing that actually happened like a week ago, was that we were doing BH 79. we reached linus and the other boss and we were about to pull mobs. i told the cleric please don't BB while i pull or we'll get every mob and there brother on us >.<

    Cleric: pfft i've been playing this game for 4 years i don't need u telling me how to play my class!

    *BB's as i pull and it lures around 20 mobs* ._. then they kicked me from squad after it wiped.
  • Attempted - Harshlands
    Attempted - Harshlands Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Sirkura - Raging Tide wrote: »
    we reached linus and the other boss and we were about to pull mobs. i told the cleric please don't BB while i pull or we'll get every mob and there brother on us >.<

    Cleric: pfft i've been playing this game for 4 years i don't need u telling me how to play my class!

    *BB's as i pull and it lures around 20 mobs* ._. then they kicked me from squad after it wiped.

    Jarvus! Where is my leather glove I need to slap some people!!!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Look here, we all in
    Everyone is a target
    Teetering on insanity, reasonin' with the heartless
  • ShaiFatali - Lost City
    ShaiFatali - Lost City Posts: 203 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    This isn't something somebody said in particular, but I think reasonable for this thread.

    I'm in an RPK guild (ThaClick) and was in a full lunar run with all people from a PKK guild (Knights). It was a pretty fun run, nobody was fail, although everybody but me (the only range DD) died on the first boss. Anyway, I was a lil drunk and consequently, a lil chatty. Just joking stuff though, I'm not a jerk.

    I tried to barter with a barb to pay for the run so I could get the EoD, but he refused so I gave up on that. We did the run and after the final boss, the sin picked up the EoD because, apparently he wanted to make sure I didn't pick it up, just because I am in TC. He then dropped squad and PKed me because he hates my guild. I mean, wowwwww. And because I'm a psy he wouldn't even get hours because of it, because of my soul buffs, even though I didn't attack back (I wasn't expecting it so wasn't paying attention).

    The BM defended me saying not all TC are scammers/jerks and preferred a talkative run to a silent one, which is boring. She told me her guild was giving her **** in guild chat because of it. I don't care about getting pked but when people are stereotyping others because of their guild, it's kind of sad. I wasn't red, so obvious I'm not a big pker. On the bright side, I made a new friend (the BM) b:victory
    A prima luce usque ad lucem

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    vive, pugnare aut mori.
  • Erryne - Sanctuary
    Erryne - Sanctuary Posts: 220 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Sirkura - Raging Tide wrote: »
    i think the most annoying thing that actually happened like a week ago, was that we were doing BH 79. we reached linus and the other boss and we were about to pull mobs. i told the cleric please don't BB while i pull or we'll get every mob and there brother on us >.<

    Cleric: pfft i've been playing this game for 4 years i don't need u telling me how to play my class!

    *BB's as i pull and it lures around 20 mobs* ._. then they kicked me from squad after it wiped.

    Well, that was harsh from them...
    On the flip side, next time you get in such a situation, move out of BB range, then lure the mob.
    Or ... if you got a 100+ psy in squad, whisper them to see if they will agree to cast spirit phalanx on the not listening cleric to troll him(hopefully not ending in a kick for said psy). b:chuckle
  • ZAKJER - Raging Tide
    ZAKJER - Raging Tide Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    agree

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