Things you don't want to hear a high level say (all classes).

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  • Scathatch - Harshlands
    Scathatch - Harshlands Posts: 201 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    SxCii - Lost City wrote: »
    funniest ive heard from veno:

    Im melee veno i only fight in fox form without pet..
    lol
    Evict - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Why can't I move?wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Some game, huh. :|
    Quoted for Laughs
    Tidalira - Archosaur wrote: »
    From sins: "Ima steal aggro <insert some dumbass smiley>"
    when we're doing a boss.

    Godjesus, I really don't understand why they gotta have so much pride in dying themselves/causing squad wipes.

    DEATH TO SINSSS
  • KoirBlade - Raging Tide
    KoirBlade - Raging Tide Posts: 15 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    i dun goof'd b:shocked
  • Emaria - Sanctuary
    Emaria - Sanctuary Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    a squad with 3 barbs a veno w/herc adn an archer in an fb can't remember which
    none of the barbs wnated to tank adn said since the veno had a herc they could tank, veno starts tanking archer steals which isn't hard for an archer cleric tries to heal and keep archer alive but fails, barbs call the archer a fail for stealling aggro from the herc.

    another time in a squad with 3 cleric, was a squad wipe cause none of the clerics decided to heal, they each thought the other would.

    If you are going to do a run with more then one barb/cleric how hard is it to agree who is going to be main tank/cleric and not assume that the other will do it.



    btw for all those out there i have seen Pole tanked by a veno....it is possile they just have to be lucky, only seen it done once though.
  • HealMayhem - Dreamweaver
    HealMayhem - Dreamweaver Posts: 30 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    It may not be my place to put this here, but it has to be mentioned.

    http://pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=845102
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  • Morell - Lost City
    Morell - Lost City Posts: 101 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    i realise 69 is not very high lvl but in this case,

    a veno asked me to show her how to tame pets, and soon after that where i tamed my herc..

    granted, she didnt speak any english at all, and was a great person that i dont really want to be mocking but i m just wondering how she made it to lv69..
  • Morell - Lost City
    Morell - Lost City Posts: 101 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    and as a bonus,
    salute to every 5x - 6x person who yells at my cleric to heal them while they run from a mob they aggroed without attacking first.
  • Lythianaa - Dreamweaver
    Lythianaa - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,307 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Emaria - Sanctuary wrote: »
    a squad with 3 barbs a veno w/herc adn an archer in an fb can't remember which
    none of the barbs wnated to tank adn said since the veno had a herc they could tank, veno starts tanking archer steals which isn't hard for an archer cleric tries to heal and keep archer alive but fails, barbs call the archer a fail for stealling aggro from the herc.

    another time in a squad with 3 cleric, was a squad wipe cause none of the clerics decided to heal, they each thought the other would.

    If you are going to do a run with more then one barb/cleric how hard is it to agree who is going to be main tank/cleric and not assume that the other will do it.



    btw for all those out there i have seen Pole tanked by a veno....it is possile they just have to be lucky, only seen it done once though.

    Lol at above situations. Love those lazy barbs and clerics :3

    And I've seen a veno tank pole, but obviously needed a cleric. Was a HA veno.
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  • Rawthorne - Heavens Tear
    Rawthorne - Heavens Tear Posts: 400 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    NiaJade - Harshlands wrote: »
    It's possible...

    On another version my veno was 101, and I was tanking those bosses around level 99 or so. My herc could not take the aoe so I had one Cleric heal/purify me. I also tanked BlackHole in Chronos constantly and co-tanked Belial in TT w/o a cleric (self-healed myself). And no pets for any of these. But - I admit I did have excellent refines (+11 wep, +10 4-soc/gr 10 shard armor, +9 all else).

    I was doing a fb 69 about a year ago with a 82/83 herc veno (decent gear for their level but nothing op). We had full buffs and they said THEY could solo tank both pole and guarnob. I was like sureeeeeeeee go for it; I'm gonna stand back in the water and rez ya when you die. Sure enough they soloed both bosses (fully buffed) and I didn't help at all. I sht bricks watching a veno doing this and I've heard 95+ venos say it's impossible; but I witnessed it 1st hand. True others in the party could have tanked it but they wanted to prove to us that it could be done.
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  • Typhyse - Sanctuary
    Typhyse - Sanctuary Posts: 3,469 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Scathatch - Harshlands wrote: »
    DEATH TO SINSSS[/COLOR]
    They're simply warning that squad that they will steal aggro. You'd be suprised how many barbs I've come across who will refuse to use an aggro skill, let the sin steal aggro and die.
    You hate us because we are asses...we are asses in response to the high amounts of racist hatred you show to us.
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  • ElderSig - Dreamweaver
    ElderSig - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,247 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Lythianaa - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Lol at above situations. Love those lazy barbs and clerics :3

    And I've seen a veno tank pole, but obviously needed a cleric. Was a HA veno.

    I remember doing that in a bh69 too... wait were you in that squad? o.o

    Edit: OH

    Not really a high level but it's still funny.

    I was on my level 56 bm making a bh39 squad. I get a pm from someone asking me if I had a high level in squad. I responed "No, why would I?" Their response "You need at least a lvl 70+ to do bh39!"

    ....................

    Obviously I didn't even consider sending them a squad invite.
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  • velvene
    velvene Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    After killing Zimo at BH51.
    Barb tanks, I use on him: IH, stream of rejuvenation, and wellspring surge in crit moments.
    Sin : Dont use this skill for healing!
    Me : What is THIS skill?
    Sin : The one u used on tank.
    Me : Which one? I used 3.
    Sin : The blue one.
    Me : All of them are blue.
    Sin : g2g bye.
    Sin left the squad never returned to finish BH
  • Alyyy - Sanctuary
    Alyyy - Sanctuary Posts: 3,165 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    i was grindin and a random player came along and asked for buffs

    then yelled at me cuz he wanted wizard buffs -.-

    edit: rofl @ above
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  • Joshcja - Sanctuary
    Joshcja - Sanctuary Posts: 3,502 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    from any random i bring into fcc/tt/bh79,89

    "but we need a baaaaarb"
    Gifs are hard to make work here
  • Pleira - Raging Tide
    Pleira - Raging Tide Posts: 67 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    *groan* This is one that really calls for a double facepalm, as you all would put it.

    Basically, I'm killing a mob, a barb or a BM stands around, then when the mob is almost dead, he KS's it.

    Me: "Hey, watch it, no KSing!"

    KSer: "****, noob" (Starts with a S, ends with a U)
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  • Cyrunix - Lost City
    Cyrunix - Lost City Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Cleric : "Get aggro from all mobs!"
    "Use flesh realm!"

    and things you shoudnt have to tell a Psy before a boss fight,
    "use your defense buff to lower ur damage u fish!"
  • Mayfly - Dreamweaver
    Mayfly - Dreamweaver Posts: 6,094 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Qingzi - Harshlands wrote: »
    Since Enaj said to give advices I'll give you one;
    Never, ever turn Wyvern around when killing him. It only makes clerics get into AoE (Yes, they don't walk around outside AoE, they walk straight into it while healing you).
    And if a DD takes aggro, it takes longer for you to get aggro back, since it runs away from you.

    I tell people that, I even tell why they shouldn't do it (though I hadn't thought of the "makes it harder to take aggro back" part), and they still turn Wyvern.
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  • Tudordan - Dreamweaver
    Tudordan - Dreamweaver Posts: 123 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    velvene wrote: »
    After killing Zimo at BH51
    Barb tanks, I use on him: IH, stream of rejuvenation, and wellspring surge in crit moments.
    Sin : Dont use this skill for healing!
    Me : What is THIS skill?
    Sin : The one u used on tank.
    Me : Which one? I used 3.
    Sin : The blue one.
    Me : All of them are blue.
    Sin : g2g bye.
    Sin left the squad never returned to finish BH

    In BH51,there is no Zimo b:surrender
    I hate idiots,but I'm forced to stay near them!
  • Michael_Dark - Lost City
    Michael_Dark - Lost City Posts: 9,091 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Things you don't want to hear a high level say

    My main is really Yulk.


    b:chuckle
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  • RedsRose - Lost City
    RedsRose - Lost City Posts: 12,354 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Michael_dark - Lost City wrote: »
    My main is really Yulk.


    b:chuckle

    ffs Michael...I laughed outloud at work b:chuckle
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  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Tudordan - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    In BH51,there is no Zimo b:surrender

    You know something definitely be wrong if they think zimo be in BH51.
    xD
    Michael_dark - Lost City wrote: »
    My main is really Yulk.


    b:chuckle

    Me laughed as well.
    b:chuckle
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  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    MagicHamsta - Lost City wrote: »
    You know something definitely be wrong if they think zimo be in BH51.
    xD



    Me laughed as well.
    b:chuckle

    As did I b:surrender
  • AngelaFox - Harshlands
    AngelaFox - Harshlands Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    A year ago I was a real raging cleric...

    The barbs in BH51 would hit only one mob and if I healed them,I'd die soon.
    Sometimes it would go like this:

    Me: hit both of them.
    Barb: *goes over there and hits one mob*
    Me thinking: if I heal to soon, it will be my fault if I get heal aggro, so I shall wait till he hits the other one mob too.
    Barb: *running low(er) on hp*
    Me thinking: He will die in a few hits if I don't heal now because Ironheart needs to stack. (I didn't like Wellspring Surge back then either cause the first 10 people I asked about it told me I don't need it. Then I ignored the 2 non-cleric people that tried to tell me that it is awesome and needed.)
    Barb: *dangerously low on hp*
    Me thinking: That's it, I need to heal him. Maybe I just missed him hitting the other mob.
    Me: *heals and gets aggro.*
    Me thinking: I shouldn't rage now,it is very noobish. Of course,as the only cleric (as always only cleric) I need to go back to town. So not fair... Others can die 9 times to loose as much as I shall lose now. Should have left ress on lvl1, so we all are on the same ground. Yeah but, if there is another cleric here next time, it would be unfair to him if he dies and I can't give the same good ress he could have given to me... Oh well.. only one other option to do..


    ----Some time later
    faction person: Hey, our party died at BH51, can you come ress us?
    Me: Sure. *arrives* *locates the dead toons* *casts the ress on barb*
    Barb: *cautiously* What level is your ress?
    Me (in a raging mood): lvl1.
    Me: *waits about 4 seconds*
    Me thinking: Nah,can't be so evil.
    Me: 10*
    Barb: ...Thank God,almost got heartattack.
    Me: *Cackles with glee at my computer*


    Sigh,the small compensation I had to do for barbs that made me die of heal aggro. Lol, funny to remember noob days :D
  • _Ghostz_ - Archosaur
    _Ghostz_ - Archosaur Posts: 230 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    As did I b:surrender

    OMG i was actually laughing out loud for about 5 minutes straightb:victory
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  • truekossy
    truekossy Posts: 7,021 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Tudordan - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    In BH51,there is no Zimo b:surrender
    Zimo -> Fushma -> Rankar BH cycle

    Some classify BHs by the group rather than the instance.
    Michael_dark - Lost City wrote: »
    My main is really Yulk.


    b:chuckle
    .... You just won the thread.


    And made me glad I wasn't in an office while reading this or people would've thought I was nuts with how I laughed.
  • RainKilganon - Lost City
    RainKilganon - Lost City Posts: 112 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Michael_dark - Lost City wrote: »
    My main is really Yulk.

    O.o i think i would ragequit the party. Also, i rofled irl b:chuckle
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  • Furries - Dreamweaver
    Furries - Dreamweaver Posts: 966 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    not really a high lvl story.. im on my wiz but i saw barb in pk mode so i challenged him to a duel.
    he accepts.

    i 3 shot him.

    he responds: "nice what lvl are you? im 36"

    me: ummm... 23... i think you should consider leaving pk mode...
    Killing level 80's with a lvl 60 is a lot more fun than killing level 90's with a level 100.
  • CrowPrince - Lost City
    CrowPrince - Lost City Posts: 117 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Michael_dark - Lost City wrote: »
    My main is really Yulk.


    b:chuckle

    and its comments like this that make us love michael
  • SerenityMare - Dreamweaver
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,211 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Michael_dark - Lost City wrote: »
    My main is really Yulk.


    b:chuckle

    I laughed then stopped..then laughed again like 5 times at each post that responded to you that they were laughing O.o;;

    b:chuckle
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  • Credence - Sanctuary
    Credence - Sanctuary Posts: 53 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    High lv players running into instances and not knowing where to go then blaming on their friends cause they never paid attention.
    /showpost.php?p=10036192&postcount=914


    Its far from perfect.. its all demolished.
  • Michael_Dark - Lost City
    Michael_Dark - Lost City Posts: 9,091 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I laughed then stopped..then laughed again like 5 times at each post that responded to you that they were laughing O.o;;

    b:chuckle

    lol. I did the same. Actually when I thought of posting that, I laughed so hard... then forgot about it... then today I saw it again... glad I could give some people a little cheer in their day.

    b:chuckle
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