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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted, but no1 else is :(


    I wish for.... pie
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted. Some random stranger come up to you an slams a pie in your face.

    I wish for chicken wings.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Be nice to people
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted, but they're hot wings


    I wish for a good family reunion tommorrow
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted. It was so good that the reunions take place every day, and then.. they all move into your house/flat... and you have no room to breath.

    I wish for a cool Sunday (cool as in temperature)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Zameri - Archosaur
    Zameri - Archosaur Posts: 718 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted but evrey day for the rest of your life it is 2000 degrees.


    I wish for The darklord wings
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Therefore, Shigofumi
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Wish granted. You get the wings, but are constantly spammed by pm's asking you how much they are. And some of them don't even take the hint when you tell them you're not selling. Every day is a constant battle to deal with idiot spammers who want your wings.


    I wish I could talk to plants and animals.
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    Be nice to people
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted, but u get this ability during the animal's mating season... b:spit


    wut wud u do if you were Zeus?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Nehru - Heavens Tear
    Nehru - Heavens Tear Posts: 104 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Grippieluver - Lost City wrote: »
    wut wud u do if you were Zeus?
    Syntax Error....... Wish not detected...... Reverting to previous wish.
    Lairian - Sanctuary wrote: »
    I wish I could talk to plants and animals.
    Thus shall t be. Sadly, they all sound like Gilbert Gottfried and everything they say is in Sumerian.

    I wish my laptop had more memory.
    "It is said that whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. In fact, whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first hand the equivilant of a stick with a fizzing fuse and ACME Dynamite Company written on the side. It's more interesting, and doesn't take so long."
    - Terry Pratchett
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Wish granted. Your laptop get's more memory. In fact, it get's lots of memory. More that the rest of it can handle in fact. Because of all this access memory it now has, it shuts down permanently. Nothing you can do will get it to turn back on again.


    I wish I could sculpt.
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    Be nice to people
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    bwahaha wrong game.. i r so slow


    granted, but then everyone wans you to make free sculptures for the


    I wish... for.... a sexy man to walk into my house lolololol
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Zameri - Archosaur
    Zameri - Archosaur Posts: 718 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted he walks into your house then sees you and walks right back out, you never see him again.



    i want a apple that kills me. =]
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Therefore, Shigofumi
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted, but u come back to life


    I wish money could talk
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Wish granted. But it only talks to you. Everyone else sees you talking to the money, and thinks you're crazy, since they don't hear it responding. You are locked away in an insane asylum for the rest of your life.


    I wish for there to be no evil in the world.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Be nice to people
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted.. and gum drops rain frum heaven!!! too much happiness wud kill us all.... this is coming frum like the happiest persum EVAR


    I wish for boots... oh wait I ALREADY GOT THE BEASTLIEST PAAAAIR
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted! but they are to small.

    I wish for the day to have 30 hours
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted but then u have to work 24/7 leaving only 6 hrs a day to you


    i wish i hadnt cried today lol
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Wish granted. Someone from the future came back in time and removed your tear ducts for some odd reason. Now, not only did you not cry, you are unable to cry for the rest of your life.


    I wish people would be nicer.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Be nice to people
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    --too amazing to corrupt wish not computed to grant--


    I wish i didnt have to pee every time i took a sip of drink -.-'
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    You wont anymore! But now you will not get any sleep... ever again b:surrender

    I wish for tiger similes on the forums.
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Wish granted. We get tiger smilies, but we lose the bears.


    I wish to be a ninja master.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Be nice to people
  • MrSyko - Raging Tide
    MrSyko - Raging Tide Posts: 515 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    You become a ninja master. Then, you get in a massive fight against the samurai due to the everlasting rivalry. You manage to win. Then you get in another fight with pirates for the same reason...the entire world is forced to pick a side. Families are torn apart and people are killing their own loved ones. The entire world is torn in two and you are killed by your best friend who is a pirate and we all die from the massive war.

    I wish for my own house.
  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted, but since you never specified a location your house is currently sinking to the bottom of the Mariana Trench


    I wish i wasn't so tired...
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted... but then you're wide awake. In fact, you're so awake, you're extremely hyyperr... on this hyyperrness rampage, you destroy every thing you value most (yes this includes your gf) :(


    I wish you hadnt destroyed everything... :( cuz nao yer sad
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Wish granted. Fate doesn't destroy everything he loves in a rampage from being wide awake. Instead, he runs around in circles until his feet start to bleed, and he still keeps going. He does this until the soles of his feet are completely worn off.


    I wish to be able to use magic in real life.
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    Be nice to people
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted, but then you feel you have so much power. In attempts in taking over the world, the group that allowed you to use magic in real life, kill you. Then you go to hell bc of magic (which I guess would be considered witchcraft)

    I wish... for brownies!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Tyhilvee - Harshlands
    Tyhilvee - Harshlands Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted, but they're too salty.

    I wish it was September already.
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted, but it stays september forever


    I wish... for.... lemons
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Wish granted. You get the lemons, lots of lemons in fact. And you are forced to sit and eat every single one of them by yourself and without any kind of sweetener. At the end of it, your face is stuck in a permanent pucker because the sourness will never leave your mouth.


    I wish to be able to control wind.
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    Be nice to people
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted. But the wind doesnt like you, so it turns against you winds you away to an unknown island



    I wish my chest would stop hurting b:sad
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Archers_Soul - Lost City
    Archers_Soul - Lost City Posts: 746 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Grippieluver - Lost City wrote: »
    Granted, but it stays september forever


    I wish... for.... lemons

    Wish granted but you get the lemons and your excited but a little too excited. You cut the lemons and lemon juice flies out into your eyes. In pure fear you blindly run around breaking stuff and you run outside and crash into an elderly woman. The ederly woman falls and the sudden fear for her life gives her a massive heart attack and dies. The police show up and see you running around with lemon juice in your eye and the call was given to use deadly force against you because you look dangerously insane. You die.

    I wish I had a pet dragon.
    I don't care how old or young you are, how small your **** is, how much of a nerd irl you are or how depressed you are that you never will get laid. There is no reason to act like an A-hole to everyone on an mmorpg. Its a shame that I have to take time out of my day to tell people "stop being an A-hole". So I end with this, if your acting like an A-hole, and some one tells you your being an A-hole chances are your being an A-hole.

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