Corrupt the Wish

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  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    granted, the back issues be cured! but now you has front issues
    D:

    me wish for some more cheesecakes
    ^.^
    darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
    Hawk:Do this. closing thread
    frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
    Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
    Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
    LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
    Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
    Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
    58% chance to get tokens
    41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
    1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
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  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    wished granted, but suddenly.. you're allergic to cheese and you have a horrible reaction and never get to eat cake again..b:shockedb:shutupb:cry

    I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted!
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted. You get...(wait for it)








































    ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!! Since there's no wish that can't be corrupted in some way, you don't get anything.


    (and, ty. I hope you feel better also)

    I wish for my room to be cleaned, without being cleaned out.
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  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Lai, I so totally lol'ed, but you're such a meanieb:sad

    Your mother/roomate/hamster/cat/giraffe cleans your room. Everything is in order now, only you cannot find anythingb:crycause you knew where everything was in your messy room, not now.. (so usted to happen to me...)

    I wish I had somebody to dragg me away from the computer when it gets lateb:shutup
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    granted.. but i get the pleasure of doing so, therefore i tie yew up in a closet so that yew can nevar get on the forumz again



    I wish for a cuter shirt lol:)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted. You get your cute shirt, and just love it. In fact, you love it so much, you start wearing it more than once. Then for days at a time. Then weeks. Then months. Then years. It gets to the point where you like it so much that you never bother to take it off. It gets so filthy and dirty that nobody can stand to be next to you because of the smell coming from the shirt.


    I wish to be 3 inches taller than I am now, and have my clothes altered to match my new height.
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  • Amaliee - Archosaur
    Amaliee - Archosaur Posts: 61 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted! But only your head has been stre~e~tched upwards three inches, and now you look like something out of a Picasso.

    I wish to uncover the "missing link" in the human evolutionary chain.
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    granted... but we werent evolved therefore yer wsh iz corrupted (i R refraining frum speaking about religioun ^.^)

    I wish my throat wuznt so tickly haha
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    (But your making reference to creationism, which is religion. Well, whatever. Doesn't matter anyways since it's all in good fun here.)

    Wish granted. Your throat doesn't tickle any more. Now it's in a great deal of pain. b:shockedb:angryb:cry

    I wish all my papers due could be done instantly, and with A or B quality.
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  • Krisnda - Lost City
    Krisnda - Lost City Posts: 1,465 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted, but you don't know where i put them. *evil laugh*

    I wish i was a pw mod.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    A good moderator should:
    - Have the computer skills necessary to handle forum-related tasks (Web skills, basic programming)
    - Be patient to handle all sorts of requests
    - Be level-headed to keep discussions and some petty squabbles in check.b:cool
  • Shiyuzhi - Heavens Tear
    Shiyuzhi - Heavens Tear Posts: 142 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted. Now you'll never have fun on the forums again.

    I wish for a chocolate chip cookie.
    "I have no personality whatsoever. Cower before my blandness!"

    Cookie to whomever gets the reference.
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    granted but the chocolate chipz cover the faint taste of cockroachez



    i wish my throat wud stopp searing withpain b:angryb:shockedb:cry
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • King_Solomon - Heavens Tear
    King_Solomon - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,341 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Granted! Beware the anesthesic effect varies according to the dosage and so does the hangover.

    I wish I weren't addicted to pwi QQ
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    If you're willing to join another online game do NOT join any hosted by K2 NETWORK. Want to know why? Check BBB complaints.
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted. Players start leaving PWI in droves because of recent...questionable choices. This causes PWI to be forced to shut down. There is no longer a PWI to be addicted too.

    I wish the package my mom sent me would arrive.
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  • BeingHope - Harshlands
    BeingHope - Harshlands Posts: 5,013 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted. But it was the wrong box and out came a swarm of fire ants and they ate all the stuff up! b:shockedb:sadb:cry

    I wish for Grippie to be happy and to calm down b:cute
    [SIGPIC]http://i933.photobucket.com/albums/ad175/beinghope/beinghopesiggie.png[/SIGPIC]
    I forgot!!! Thanks forsaken for the signature b:cute
    b:chuckle I love huge catshops LOL b:laugh
  • King_Solomon - Heavens Tear
    King_Solomon - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,341 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Granted! But now Grippie forgets anything and eats everything, gaining 1 pound a week!

    I wish I lived 100 years ago!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    If you're willing to join another online game do NOT join any hosted by K2 NETWORK. Want to know why? Check BBB complaints.
  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Granted, but you participate in one of the rebelions and die quickly

    I wish for wiser people in the World ( a tiny bit wiser..?!?! )
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted. Everyone becomes a tiny bit wiser. But the amount of wisdom gained is so tiny, that's it's just about negligible, so nobody notices.


    I wish for the skills and knowledge to build my very own robot.
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  • BeingHope - Harshlands
    BeingHope - Harshlands Posts: 5,013 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted. But now you created a robot so advanced that it takes over the world and destroys it b:shockedb:cryb:surrender

    I wish that tomorrow goes well when I dye my hair b:cute
    [SIGPIC]http://i933.photobucket.com/albums/ad175/beinghope/beinghopesiggie.png[/SIGPIC]
    I forgot!!! Thanks forsaken for the signature b:cute
    b:chuckle I love huge catshops LOL b:laugh
  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted, but you're so caught up in the hair stuff, you do not pay attention to your eyeliner. You go out with a messy make up and you're laughted at all day.


    I wish I never had to do shopping again. (things will just appear at my flat when I wanted it)
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted. Everything you can ever want appears in your room whenever you desire it. However, what you don't know is that the money to pay for all this stuff is also removed from your bank account, along with a 'generous' deliverers fee. Without even knowing about it. you are rendered bankrupt and homeless. Plus, after you run out of money, the items no longer appear for you.


    I wish For a stapler that doesn't run out of staples.
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  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Not only doesn't it run out of staples, but it also staples automaticaly... well with the continous supply of staples, the stapler keeps stapling you the wooden wall for all eternity

    I wish I had epic engame gear and weapon in PWI waiting for me in bank till I can use it (no corruptions about me not getting to max lvl plz, cause that'd be a lieb:pleased)
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  • AlbireoTwo - Lost City
    AlbireoTwo - Lost City Posts: 2,056 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted. You get the best endgame gear ever seen in this game. You spend months leveling up, so that you can use this epic gear. Just when you reach 99.9% of the last level before you can use your gear, you disconnect. When you can't log in again, you go to the official site, and find out that PWI has been shut down.

    I wish for a roasted chicken leg...... *Hungry*
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    Thank you Forsakenx for the picture. b:thanks
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted. You get your roasted chicken leg. But it seems the chef adding in an ingredient that you're allergic to. You suffer an allergic reaction to this ingredient, and are forced to go to the hospital after taking just one bite of chicken.


    I wish to get an A in all my finals and final papers.
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  • BeingHope - Harshlands
    BeingHope - Harshlands Posts: 5,013 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted. However in the final grading of the year, they accidentally put down all B's and you sadly end up with B's in the end. b:chuckle

    I wish I had good handwriting b:surrender
    [SIGPIC]http://i933.photobucket.com/albums/ad175/beinghope/beinghopesiggie.png[/SIGPIC]
    I forgot!!! Thanks forsaken for the signature b:cute
    b:chuckle I love huge catshops LOL b:laugh
  • BarbLord - Raging Tide
    BarbLord - Raging Tide Posts: 378 Arc User
    edited May 2010
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  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    AlbireoTwo - Lost City wrote: »
    Wish granted. You get the best endgame gear ever seen in this game. You spend months leveling up, so that you can use this epic gear. Just when you reach 99.9% of the last level before you can use your gear, you disconnect. When you can't log in again, you go to the official site, and find out that PWI has been shut down.

    I wish for a roasted chicken leg...... *Hungry*

    OMG NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, that was the worst corruption ev4b:shockedb:angry

    Wish granted hope. You have awesome handwriting, but only 'cause you write slow and pay attention to it. Now it takes you hours to take notes in class, pushing you behind even worse, resulting in failure in sql and life afterwards.

    I wish for having the killer eyes
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted. You now have killer eyes. Literally. A single glance from you kills people. You are now forced to blindfold yourself so you don't kill everyone around you.


    I wish to be able to cast magic in real life.
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  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Granted! You have complete control of virtually all matter! But suddenly, life for you becomes a bad 80s sitcom, and you end up accidentally burning half of Canada, fix the economy, and spill coffee on frankieray's shirt, all with magic!

    EDIT: I wish my cleric would hit 85 already ._.
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    9x Demon Cleric
  • BeingHope - Harshlands
    BeingHope - Harshlands Posts: 5,013 Arc User
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted! But now everyone is always constantly PKing you and all your gears fail and you go broke from repairing them. Oh and you mis did most of your points b:chuckle

    I wish that my hair dye would settle in right now since its soo annoying to not have glasses or contacts in b:surrender
    [SIGPIC]http://i933.photobucket.com/albums/ad175/beinghope/beinghopesiggie.png[/SIGPIC]
    I forgot!!! Thanks forsaken for the signature b:cute
    b:chuckle I love huge catshops LOL b:laugh

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