Corrupt the Wish

Grippieluver - Lost City

Granted.. and yew wanted yer hair and eyez to be red... yer verry stubborn, so when ppl started to think yew were a demon, yew wudnt change it baq cuzz yew liked it that wayy, in the end everyone hated yew or was frightened by yew, and many wanted to exorcise yew



I wish for 5 buxx that wuz in my currency and not counterfiet

buttercupcruella

Wish granted. You get it, you hold it for a second, and then the wind blows it away... farther and farther... You spend your whole life chasing after it, but you never get it back...

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie ice creamb:surrender

Lairian - Sanctuary

Wish granted. You get you ice cream on a very hot day. But, before you can have any of your tasty frozen treat, you are distracted by a street band. You watch the band playing, unaware of the ice cream melting in your hands. By the time the band is done playing, the ice cream is nothing but a sticky, messy liquid on the ground.


I wish to be able to cook.

King_Solomon - Heavens Tear

Wish granted!!! Now all relatives, neighbours and work mates keep annoying you with weekend meetings at your home and there must be lots of different plates prepared by you and the wives of the guys want to rip you.

I wish PWE would make PWI the best MMORPG instead of making clones.

Grippieluver - Lost City

Granted but that cost moar money so they got moar greedy which made yew quit



I wish for a chocolate bunneh

Lairian - Sanctuary

Granted, but it's more than a bit on the stale side.


I wish for an arsenal of NERF weaponry. b:sin

DeathBanana - Heavens Tear

Granted! Bear > NERF

I wish people would sell me gold on WC more often...teles going down the drain fast b:shocked

Grippieluver - Lost City

Granted but yew becum so rich that yew get pk'ed too much cuzxz yer so arrogant about all yer moneh (i kno yer on PVE -.-)



I wish for some babyy bottlez to build my barn on farmville b:cold

Lairian - Sanctuary

Wish granted. You are able to build up your virtual farm with no problems. Everything is running smoothly, and your farm is prospering. That is, until you take it outside on a laptop one day. Sitting down on a park bench, you feel nature calling while playing. Leaving your computer unattended for a bit, you come back to find some kid messing around with it, and most likely aiming to make off with the computer. Luckily, you arrive in time to prevent outright theft. But, when you look at what the kid has done, you find that he completely deleted you farmville account.


I wish for 10mil in game coins.

Grippieluver - Lost City

stupid kid >.<

Wish granted but it getz stollen when yer acct ish haxxed


i wish that kid hadnt deleted my farmville >.<

buttercupcruella

He does not delete it, but after a couple of days you realize your animals are dying one by one, even if you wake up in the middle of the night to feed them. In the end, it turns out it's a mad cow disease that can be transmitted thru different animals, killing them all. Also, it travels thru tech channels, making it possible for the disease to reach you in front of your computer.

I wish for a convertible, hawt looking car.

Lairian - Sanctuary

Wish granted. You now get an amazingly awesome convertible car. You love to go driving around with the top down just to see people's reactions. That is, until you realize how much gas the things takes. With the current gas prices, you are unable to keep the thing gassed up for any serious length of time. Soon, your new car is relegated to the position of lawn ornament. At least, until the paint chips and the entire things rusts up due to weather conditions. The it just becomes scrap.

I wish for the the goose that lays the golden eggs, as well as the means to care for it.

Grippieluver - Lost City

granted.. but the goose doesnt like yew so he alwayz layz rotten golden eggz



i wish for sum skittlez

buttercupcruella

Granted, but they're wax flavoredb:chuckle

I wish I wasn't made outta suga
wait, what?!

Grippieluver - Lost City

Granted but yer not, so wish cannot be granted, therefore corrupted




I wish for moar perfect pretzelz that i do not choke on

Lairian - Sanctuary

Wish granted. You get a lot of perfect pretzels that are made to be not choked on. But these new pretzels don't taste very good. Even unsalted, they have a very distinct lack of taste, and are very soggy. All in all, a very unpleasant thing to eat.


I wish to know the question of life, the universe, and everything.

buttercupcruella

Bad move.. All this is so overwhelming that it leads to your deeperb:pleasedinsanity and lack of understanding in society and lack of happiness of yoursb:sad

I wish I knew where all of you lived

Grippieluver - Lost City

Granted, but i kill yew bc i dont want yew to kno where i live




I wish for a lovely dress that fitz and iznt wrinkled

Lairian - Sanctuary

Granted. But it's not a very nice dress. In fact, it's terrible. Just by wearing it you are deemed a social outcast from perceived lack of taste in clothes. Problem is, you don't have any other dresses that fit you, so this is the only one you are able to wear to any event that requires a dress.


I wish the weather was nicer. (seriously, it snowed yesterday. SNOWED! In late April!b:angry b:cry)

Grippieluver - Lost City

granted the weather getz nicer and nicer that mother earth cannot take it, and she explodez


i wishmy tummy didnt hurt

buttercupcruella

You get a lovely dress; it is not wrinkled. However, you do not notice a huge hole on your butt. Sawwyb:surrender

I wish to a President of the U.S.A. for just a day!b:laugh

DeathBanana - Heavens Tear

Granted! You're a horrible president.

I wish Americans would get over their silly Imperial system and start using the Metric system

AlbireoTwo - Lost City

The U.S scientists start using the metric stystem, and since they are not used to it, they mess up the calculations of their nuclear warheads and destroy Washington, D.C.

I wish I had more wishes.

Lairian - Sanctuary

Granted. You can now have as many wishes as you could ever want. But, you only get them in groups of three, and some obscure rule you made to get them says that you can never keep track of how many you have left (don't ask me why, but it's there). Because of this, you continually ask for three more wishes. You soon grow too old to use them properly, having only used wishes to get more wishes.


I wish I could sleep an extra hour in the morning. b:surrenderb:tiredb:sleep

AlbireoTwo - Lost City

Granted. You are allowed to sleep an extra hour every morning. You also miss your work/school and are fired/expelled for running late every day.

I wish for the secret to the universe.

Grippieluver - Lost City

buttercupcruella wrote: »

You get a lovely dress; it is not wrinkled. However, you do not notice a huge hole on your butt. Sawwyb:surrender

I wish to a President of the U.S.A. for just a day!b:laugh

ninja'd by quite a few ppl...




granted but itz so overwhelming yer head explodez



i wish i wuznt so worn out

buttercupcruella

Granted, but instead you are bored to death...

I wish I never got ninja'ed again...

Grippieluver - Lost City

granted but then forum life becumz boring

i wish ppl appreciated my z's

Lairian - Sanctuary

Wish granted. Everyone comes to like your z's. In fact, they like them so much that everyone starts using them. Eventually, then entire forums are typing like you do. And not just here either. Everywhere on the internet, the z's spread like a plague. Eventually, the entire internet is done in your style. You are no longer unique, your just one in a very large crowd.


I wish my back wasn't hurting. b:surrender

buttercupcruella

oh, Lai... cause I know how that sucks... I grant a wish without corruption! Hope ya feel better!!!

I wish I did not have back issues either!