Corrupt the Wish

Lairian - Sanctuary

Wish granted. The world is now at peace. But it is also very, very boring. There is no longer any real conflict in the world. In fact, the only conflict there is exists in movies and games. And pretty soon, even those get edged out because people start to forget what conflict of any kind is. Soon the words 'fight', 'conflict', 'war', and 'battle', are removed from the dictionary of every language. Everyone is so bored because there's nothing to do but sit around and talk about absolutely nothing. Mass suicide due to boredom follows.

I wish for more hours in the day to do stuff in.

King_Solomon - Heavens Tear

Wish granted! Now you sleep no longer and have lots of day time disorders which prevent you from doing anything.

I wish Lairian wouldn't do ninja replies

buttercupcruella

Granted. He does not do that anymore. Instead, I dob:chuckle

I wish for a plane ticket to Australia and a fully paid stay there for a week

Foxie_ - Heavens Tear

wish granted...but as you are leaving a giant tsunami sweeps you into the sea forevah O.O

*rubs lamp*
i wish for more wishes b:sin

Lairian - Sanctuary

Wish granted. You get an many wishes as you want. But, for every wish that you make, the opposite of whatever you wished for also comes true a week later.


I wish for a goldfish.

Davitiel - Heavens Tear

Granted! Your goldfish changes color and it's now white. b:chuckle

I wish I had an umbrella right now.

buttercupcruella

Granted, but your umbrella has huge holes in it.

I wish for a dream job.

Lairian - Sanctuary

Granted. You get a job in your dreams. (Yay for plays on words b:victory)


I wish for a slice of really good pizza.

BarbLord - Raging Tide

granted you get a slice off really good pizza but right before you get to eat you notice its rotten and you have to trow it away

i wish for a better laptop this thing is not good enough anymore

Foxie_ - Heavens Tear

wish granted, but instead of a laptop computer, you get a lap dog (the genie has grown hard of hearing)

i wish for a free plane ticket to anywhere i want

Lairian - Sanctuary

Wish granted. You get your free plane ticket anywhere you want! But, for this ticket to remain free, you have to spend the flight in the cargo bay.


I wish to be able to control my aging (become younger or older at will).

buttercupcruella

You're able to control it. However, you cannot ever die and that becomes overwhelming for you. Also, playing with your age, you quickly realize that the surroundings are not ready for that...

I wish to be rested atm.

Foxie_ - Heavens Tear

wish granted...but this makes you dead (the most rested anyone can be)

i wish to start 2009 over (so i can fix my mistakes)

Assburger - Harshlands

Foxie_ - Heavens Tear wrote: »

wish granted...but this makes you dead (the most rested anyone can be)

i wish to start 2009 over (so i can fix my mistakes)

After you do that you realize you forgot to tell your past self on how to become a millionair in the future.

I wish for a hunky beefcake named Fernando with oodles of cash and loved my faceb:laugh

Lairian - Sanctuary

Wish granted. He did indeed love your face. Until he saw someone's face he loved even more.

(careful with the past tense there, you made that one too easy, I didn't even have a chance to get creative with that one like I wanted.)

I wish to have a higher metabolism.

Koe - Lost City

Granted your metabolism skyrockets to the point where your body breaks down everything you eat within minutes; causing you to get hungry every 5 minutes after you eat. Eventually your metabolism boosts up too fast that you can't eat enough to support your body causing your body to eat away at itself in order for it to sustain itself while ironically killing itself. You die a stick of human jerky.

I wish someone would push Assburger off a cliff.... cuz hes/shes an **** who sat on my burger...... right......

Korg - Lost City

Wish granted some random person pushes Assburger off a cliff. To celebrate you go out for a burger. You order the most delectable, amazing, greasy burger you've ever seen in your life. (b:dirty <----you). This will surely be the most satisfying burger seeing as it wont be sat on. As your about to take your first bite the ceiling caves in and giant splints of wood impale your body. Wounded and gasping for air, you look around for your superamazingburger but your vision is blocked by clouds of debris. As the the dust clears your jawdrop in shock as assburger is sitting on your burger of awesomeness.



I wish i had a wooden leg.

Lairian - Sanctuary

You are walking along one day, when you are ambushed and kidnapped by a bunch of masked goons. They take you to a small, dark wet room somewhere, and tie you to a chair. There, you are put through unimaginable torture for no apparent reason. After a few weeks of pain, your kidnappers finally say they will let you go. But before they do that, they have one final thing to give you. They cut off your right leg, using an open flame to cauterize the wound. Then they put a very special kind of wooden leg on you. One that has a series of small, sharp spikes on it where it attaches to what was once your leg. You now have a wooden leg, albeit one that causes you pain every time you take a step. Your wish has been granted.


I wish for a really good breakfast.

BarbLord - Raging Tide

granted you get a really good breakfast however its so good you want more off it after you ate it so you try to make another breakfast like that but its not as good as the first one you get frustrated and keep trying to make another breakfast thats exactly as good as the original one but keep failing after a while you spend entire days and nights trying to remake that breakfast yet keep you failing in the end you cant take it anymore and suicide

i wish to have more real life friends

buttercupcruella

Granted! You now have tons of friends. You're so happy, everything is going great. One day you get this awesome idea - you need to gather all your friends so they can meet each other. If they all like you, they gotta love each other! So you all meet in an open field, outta town, so all of your friends can fit. As soon as the last friend arrives, fights all over the stadium break out. Turns out your friends hate each other; they're jealous you're not only friends with them, but also with other people. Your friends kill each other, leaving you friendless.b:cry

I wish to live a happy life over all.

Koe - Lost City

Granted you live a happy life over all, however with nothing else but happiness you notice that your life gets rather boring, so boring that one day you decide to go on a killing spree to maintain your happiness. Police catch you, shoot you to death and then you die a painful death as several bullets pierce through your body consecutively. (never said anything about a happy death huh?)

This wish is directed to whoever reads it.

I wish you got run over by a truck, then by a bus, and then your roadkill body gets eaten by a bunch of rodents.

buttercupcruella

Koe - Lost City wrote: »

This wish is directed to whoever reads it.

I wish you got run over by a truck, then by a bus, and then your roadkill body gets eaten by a bunch of rodents.

Granted. However, 'cause of karma, the same thing has to happen to you, only 7 times:)

I wish I wasn't a failure b:shutupb:chuckle

King_Solomon - Heavens Tear

Granted! Now your messenger, facebook, twitter and myspace accounts are banned. Your TV now blocks soap operas, music channels, silly cartoons and mainstream films. Your teen pop/rock CDs are recycled. Also that very friend of yours who phones you only to complain about her life is now sent to Iraqi.

I wish I had a peaceful life.

BarbLord - Raging Tide

granted now everything in your life is peacefull but after a while you get extremly bored off it yet nothing happens no matter what you do and you decide theres only one way out off this and suicide

i wish that i will never have to sleep again without getting tired or having any negative effect on my body by not sleeping

Untamedf - Lost City

Granted! now you canot sleep or have anything Negative Effects on your body...
but 1 day a Swinflu manged to effect your body and you canot be healed...

i wish for a Red Ferrari b:victory

Koe - Lost City

Granted you get a shiny new red ferrari now no matter where you drive it birds will always poo on your new car, making it a ****-mobile. Whenever people pass by they won't be in awe that it's a ferrari; they will be in disgust at all the bird poo.

I wish for a Lexus LS600H.

P.S. The gas pedals in Toyotas and Lexus' are no longer defective. Not to mention the LS never was affected.

Lairian - Sanctuary

Wish granted. You spend a great deal of money on your new car. You take it out driving, and everyone watches you pass by it you new ride. But the very first time you park it, someone manages to break into it and steal it, leaving you without the car, and with the bills for paying for it.


I wish for a NERF gun with unlimited ammo.

Grippieluver - Lost City

Granted. It breaks.


I wish... to go swimming in clean water and not drown, and to have funn no matter what

BeingHope - Harshlands

Wish granted. But you lose time in the water and by the time you get out, you're 90 years old b:shocked

I wish I ate breakfast this morning since now its almost lunch xD

Koe - Lost City

Granted you ate breakfast, but not just anything, u had couple cookies and huge glass of milk. Now ur dying of a terrible stomach ache.

I wish there would be less ****/holes in the world.

P.S. You can't steal a Lexus without the key, its engine locks itself down if its broken into. : P